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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shower time!!!

Who's gonna join me?

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Hammer time

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, is your name Ian and are you from Hove?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't touch this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hammer time "
beat me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

In the name of love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

STOP!!

Collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Stop! Right now

Thank you very much

I need somebody with a human touch

C...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, is your name Ian and are you from Hove?

No and yes. A Hoveian is a person from Hove. Like Brightonian, only more pretentious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn was going to go with calibrated and listen but already gone God damn lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, is your name Ian and are you from Hove?

No and yes. A Hoveian is a person from Hove. Like Brightonian, only more pretentious

I thought a Brightonian was a big light shining on an Ian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hammer time beat me

No; beat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the name of love, before you break my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're! You're killing me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, is your name Ian and are you from Hove?

No and yes. A Hoveian is a person from Hove. Like Brightonian, only more pretentious

I thought a Brightonian was a big light shining on an Ian. "

I thought it was a radioactive onion.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"In the name of love, before you break my heart

Pah!!!

I've been singing that since I opened the thread and you beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends....are you waiting this time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends....are you waiting this time?

Depends... how long you'll be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends....are you waiting this time?

Depends... how long you'll be?

Like....5 hours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends....are you waiting this time?

Depends... how long you'll be?

Like....5 hours?

5 freakin' hours??? Are you doing forward rolls or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, 5hrs 48 mins to be precise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, 5hrs 48 mins to be precise

Google is wrong. It takes me 6 and a half hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol maybe I'm a better driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the name of love!!

Before you break my heart

Think it o-o-ver!

Oh - thought this was a sing-song thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol maybe I'm a better driver

Maybe you're speeding through all the 50mph zones :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop! Right now

Thank you very much

I need somebody with a damp/wet crouch!

C..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop! Right now

Thank you very much

I need somebody with a damp/wet crouch!

C..."

Peter Crouch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol maybe I'm a better driver

Maybe you're speeding through all the 50mph zones :P"

who me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop! Right now

Thank you very much

I need somebody with a damp/wet crouch!

C...

Peter Crouch?"

He wasn't very good with his hands though, needed big gloves. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse the spelling mistake on my earlier post

We all know what I meant to put though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol maybe I'm a better driver

Maybe you're speeding through all the 50mph zones :P

who me?"

Awww, would you speed all the way to get to me? lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol maybe I'm a better driver

Maybe you're speeding through all the 50mph zones :P

who me?

Awww, would you speed all the way to get to me? lmao"

What can I say....I just love to share a shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol maybe I'm a better driver

Maybe you're speeding through all the 50mph zones :P

who me?

Awww, would you speed all the way to get to me? lmao

What can I say....I just love to share a shower

Ok, I'll wait for you then. I might be a bit d*unk by the time you get here though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol maybe I'm a better driver

Maybe you're speeding through all the 50mph zones :P

who me?

Awww, would you speed all the way to get to me? lmao

What can I say....I just love to share a shower

Ok, I'll wait for you then. I might be a bit d*unk by the time you get here though

What we drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as you were - carry on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol maybe I'm a better driver

Maybe you're speeding through all the 50mph zones :P

who me?

Awww, would you speed all the way to get to me? lmao

What can I say....I just love to share a shower

Ok, I'll wait for you then. I might be a bit d*unk by the time you get here though

What we drinking?

Well, in honour of Lemmy, I'm having JD tonight. What would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol maybe I'm a better driver

Maybe you're speeding through all the 50mph zones :P

who me?

Awww, would you speed all the way to get to me? lmao

What can I say....I just love to share a shower

Ok, I'll wait for you then. I might be a bit d*unk by the time you get here though

What we drinking?

Well, in honour of Lemmy, I'm having JD tonight. What would you like? "

I'm not drinking at the moment but I do really fancy a baileys....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol maybe I'm a better driver

Maybe you're speeding through all the 50mph zones :P

who me?

Awww, would you speed all the way to get to me? lmao

What can I say....I just love to share a shower

Ok, I'll wait for you then. I might be a bit d*unk by the time you get here though

What we drinking?

Well, in honour of Lemmy, I'm having JD tonight. What would you like?

I'm not drinking at the moment but I do really fancy a baileys...."

Why aren't you drinking? You're not having a dry January are you?? hmmm??? HMMMM???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol maybe I'm a better driver

Maybe you're speeding through all the 50mph zones :P

who me?

Awww, would you speed all the way to get to me? lmao

What can I say....I just love to share a shower

Ok, I'll wait for you then. I might be a bit d*unk by the time you get here though

What we drinking?

Well, in honour of Lemmy, I'm having JD tonight. What would you like?

I'm not drinking at the moment but I do really fancy a baileys....

Why aren't you drinking? You're not having a dry January are you?? hmmm??? HMMMM???"

Lol I suppose you could say that but I'm just having a break from it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol maybe I'm a better driver

Maybe you're speeding through all the 50mph zones :P

who me?

Awww, would you speed all the way to get to me? lmao

What can I say....I just love to share a shower

Ok, I'll wait for you then. I might be a bit d*unk by the time you get here though

What we drinking?

Well, in honour of Lemmy, I'm having JD tonight. What would you like?

I'm not drinking at the moment but I do really fancy a baileys....

Why aren't you drinking? You're not having a dry January are you?? hmmm??? HMMMM???

Lol I suppose you could say that but I'm just having a break from it

Fairy Nuff

As long as you're as much fun off it as you are on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait a minute

Fill ma cup put some liquor in it

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