FabSwingers.com forum: Poor men : ( Pt 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In response to me prefering nighties. I sleep nude but I have no problem with you wearing a nighty if you like, while your lying next to me craving it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wont lie im dying to put a face to this insanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you opened another thread fella; pt. 1 was comedy gold, i'm taking notes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont lie im dying to put a face to this insanity

I will message you my face pic. Warning though...you will NOT have seen a man so good looking so brace yourself...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glad you opened another thread fella; pt. 1 was comedy gold, i'm taking notes!"

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont lie im dying to put a face to this insanity

I will message you my face pic. Warning though...you will NOT have seen a man so good looking so brace yourself..."

Strapping myself down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed Part 1 and I'm too lazy to read the entire thing. Someone should give me a summary.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont lie im dying to put a face to this insanity

I will message you my face pic. Warning though...you will NOT have seen a man so good looking so brace yourself...

Strapping myself down now

Good. But..I can't send because of the age range thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back from a spiffing walk . Pooch and I lamenting the fact we are now surplus to requirements .

Ha ha

Any one got any good knitting patterns lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I missed Part 1 and I'm too lazy to read the entire thing. Someone should give me a summary.

-Courtney"

OP = Gods Gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I missed Part 1 and I'm too lazy to read the entire thing. Someone should give me a summary.

-Courtney"

All men are screwed as theirs a new king in town!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I missed Part 1 and I'm too lazy to read the entire thing. Someone should give me a summary.

-Courtney"

The summary is that I'm the best catch of all the men on here and all the women agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three responses that all said the same thing?!?! Must be a forum miracle!

-Courtney

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

A cock and a torso? Just what I was looking for.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"In response to me prefering nighties. I sleep nude but I have no problem with you wearing a nighty if you like, while your lying next to me craving it."

Oh you wee kitten... Sorry but I prefer men not boys, and I don't think there would be room in the bed by the time your ego has landed.

Good luck tho OP. You may not be fighting the ladies off here but you have made me smile today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh you wee kitten... Sorry but I prefer men not boys, and I don't think there would be room in the bed by the time your ego has landed.

Good luck tho OP. You may not be fighting the ladies off here but you have made me smile today."

If you prefer men then you'll love me. The man to end all men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bench press 135kg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cock and a torso? Just what I was looking for.

My face pics are private. Only the truly privileged can view my impeccable face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, for someone who missed the last thread, can you fill me in on what makes you so good? I'm intrigued.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bench press 135kg

That would suggest you are insecure and build yourself up to look bigger and tougher as a defense mechanism

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Oh you wee kitten... Sorry but I prefer men not boys, and I don't think there would be room in the bed by the time your ego has landed.

Good luck tho OP. You may not be fighting the ladies off here but you have made me smile today.

If you prefer men then you'll love me. The man to end all men

sorry but the feminine body is a huge turn off. I like body hair and larger men, and older as well. My current lover is nearly 50, and absolutely rocks my world without all the wee boy blowing his own trumpet. Actions speak much louder, and he leaves you in the shadows.

But I am sure some people find cocky arrogance appealing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, for someone who missed the last thread, can you fill me in on what makes you so good? I'm intrigued.

-Courtney"

Of course. I am a the physical embodiment of all straight or bi women's sexual desires. I also have a record of 2 lesbians who fancied me because I'm that damn gooood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bench press 135kg

That would suggest you are insecure and build yourself up to look bigger and tougher as a defense mechanism"
No it don't, it means I look good on the beach on holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock and a torso? Just what I was looking for.

My face pics are private. Only the truly privileged can view my impeccable face

Priviledged? But i just asked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you prefer men then you'll love me. The man to end all men

But I am sure some people find cocky arrogance appealing."

I pity you for your loss. But there are armies of woman chasing me so I'm not shook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont lie im dying to put a face to this insanity

I will message you my face pic. Warning though...you will NOT have seen a man so good looking so brace yourself..."

I'd like a face picture too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, for someone who missed the last thread, can you fill me in on what makes you so good? I'm intrigued.

-Courtney

Of course. I am a the physical embodiment of all straight or bi women's sexual desires. I also have a record of 2 lesbians who fancied me because I'm that damn gooood.

Oh. I'm underwhelmed. Carry on.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bench press 135kg

That would suggest you are insecure and build yourself up to look bigger and tougher as a defense mechanismNo it don't, it means I look good on the beach on holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I pity you for your loss. But there are armies of woman chasing me so I'm not shook

Oh believe me, its no loss. Arrogance doesn't do it for me. But you are obviously a legend... in your own mind.

Yes, I see the women who have chased you - seen by the repeat veris...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont lie im dying to put a face to this insanity

I will message you my face pic. Warning though...you will NOT have seen a man so good looking so brace yourself...

I'd like a face picture too!"

On it's way. Prepare yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont lie im dying to put a face to this insanity

I will message you my face pic. Warning though...you will NOT have seen a man so good looking so brace yourself...

I'd like a face picture too!"

I can't..you would need to message me first as men are blocked. Then you'll be blown away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont lie im dying to put a face to this insanity

I will message you my face pic. Warning though...you will NOT have seen a man so good looking so brace yourself...

I'd like a face picture too!

I can't..you would need to message me first as men are blocked. Then you'll be blown away!"

Oh yeah forgot about my filters. 2 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I pity you for your loss. But there are armies of woman chasing me so I'm not shook

Oh believe me, its no loss. Arrogance doesn't do it for me. But you are obviously a legend... in your own mind.

Yes, I see the women who have chased you - seen by the repeat veris...

My sex life is not dependent on fabswingers.com I am confident in my amazing sexual abilities ; )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff."

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

No way i can crack him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

I can teach you guys to do the "bendy bits"

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

No way i can crack him

I will tempt him with tea cozy patterns lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

I can teach you guys to do the "bendy bits"

-Courtney"

Can you teach me as well? I can only do squares and rectangles too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff."

come on, in this weather I require matchinghat and scar and so will pooch. Get the technique to do the bendy bits, I bet he'd look great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

I can teach you guys to do the "bendy bits"

-Courtney"

Oh sounds like a wool based challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would like to remind everyone that this thread is about me and how amazing I am. Not knitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

I can teach you guys to do the "bendy bits"

-Courtney

Can you teach me as well? I can only do squares and rectangles too."

With pleasure

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

I can teach you guys to do the "bendy bits"

-Courtney

Can you teach me as well? I can only do squares and rectangles too.

With pleasure

-Courtney"

Brillo bring the knitting needles and we can cast off and pearl one LOL

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread and part 1 has been so funny how far up ones own backside can you get lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Health and safety notice: Please remember not to take the knitting on any planes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

come on, in this weather I require matchinghat and scar and so will pooch. Get the technique to do the bendy bits, I bet he'd look great

you see, it's so cold my hands aren't even typing right. Maybe little doggy gloves for his feet too

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? Do you want mittens or leg warmers? A sweater might take longer than this thread would allow for....

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to remind everyone that this thread is about me and how amazing I am. Not knitting. "

What! Why is it, who said so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

No way i can crack him

I will tempt him with tea cozy patterns lol

You got any hat patterns? I need a new one for snowboarding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Health and safety notice: Please remember not to take the knitting on any planes

Dam it will have to be a jigsaw then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

No way i can crack him

I will tempt him with tea cozy patterns lol

You got any hat patterns? I need a new one for snowboarding."

Damn thats the last time i bring you beancurd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

No way i can crack him

Ooh that's a nice wool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

Pass it round Taff.

Mr p dont you dare hang up your boxers i havee plans for you

To late mr P is joining my knitting circle ha ha

No way i can crack him

I will tempt him with tea cozy patterns lol

You got any hat patterns? I need a new one for snowboarding."

we can adapt a tea cosy pattern though it may have a spout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I place an order for a willy warmer please (obviously happy to model for any of the ladies)?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I would like to remind everyone that this thread is about me and how amazing I am. Not knitting. "

But knitting is interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I place an order for a willy warmer please (obviously happy to model for any of the ladies)?"

You sure you want to compete with the OP,he is the stallion after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm what was this thread about again

Chuckle

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I pity you for your loss. But there are armies of woman chasing me so I'm not shook

I see they haven't caught you yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I place an order for a willy warmer please (obviously happy to model for any of the ladies)?

You sure you want to compete with the OP,he is the stallion after all

Yeah, you might be right, we can't possibly compete huh!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ermmm what was this thread about again

Chuckle "

It was a tongue in cheek thread about how amazing I am with women compared to other men. Now it's a less entertaining thread about knitting

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

Maybe someone should knit him a cape and a head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op you need to knock all this on the head, setting yourself up for a fall otherwise. I'm used to guys acting like this but you don't have the look to carry off this arrogance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ermmm what was this thread about again

Chuckle

It was a tongue in cheek thread about how amazing I am with women compared to other men. Now it's a less entertaining thread about knitting"

Welcome to the forums , rbh bud your threads have kept me chuckling all day , top chap you will fit in well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe someone should knit him a cape and a head?

A cape? Only if it's the Batman cape..

I have a head and so far 2 women have requested via the thread to see. Their minds....were blown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ermmm what was this thread about again

Chuckle

It was a tongue in cheek thread about how amazing I am with women compared to other men. Now it's a less entertaining thread about knitting

Welcome to the forums , rbh bud your threads have kept me chuckling all day , top chap you will fit in well

Thank you, that's very kind to say so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op you need to knock all this on the head, setting yourself up for a fall otherwise. I'm used to guys acting like this but you don't have the look to carry off this arrogance. "

It's tongue in cheek and looks are a matter of preference. If I'm not your preference then that's fine. I'm very secure with the way I look. Not due to real arrogance but due to maturity (in the real world that is)

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

"Op you need to knock all this on the head, setting yourself up for a fall otherwise. I'm used to guys acting like this but you don't have the look to carry off this arrogance. "

Missing a head and a cheeky grin with a twinkle in his eye was the first flaw to an otherwise perfect plan.

Ps. He now has two cocks - perhaps that's his superpower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op you need to knock all this on the head, setting yourself up for a fall otherwise. I'm used to guys acting like this but you don't have the look to carry off this arrogance.

Missing a head and a cheeky grin with a twinkle in his eye was the first flaw to an otherwise perfect plan.

Ps. He now has two cocks - perhaps that's his superpower.

I sent that woman a face pic with a twinkle in my eye and a slight cheeky smile.

I'm not her preference but I have 2 face pics on private to send if need be

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole

Oh you wee kitten... Sorry but I prefer men not boys, and I don't think there would be room in the bed by the time your ego has landed.

Good luck tho OP. You may not be fighting the ladies off here but you have made me smile today.

If you prefer men then you'll love me. The man to end all men

But I am sure some people find cocky arrogance appealing."

Russell Brand does all right for Ladies and he's a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op you need to knock all this on the head, setting yourself up for a fall otherwise. I'm used to guys acting like this but you don't have the look to carry off this arrogance.

I wasn't trying to be unkind and if it's any consolation I am extremely fussy on what I find attractive.

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

Russell Brand does all right for Ladies and he's a twat

The appeal of other peoples money does it every time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op you need to knock all this on the head, setting yourself up for a fall otherwise. I'm used to guys acting like this but you don't have the look to carry off this arrogance.

I wasn't trying to be unkind and if it's any consolation I am extremely fussy on what I find attractive. "

No problemo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan used four knitting needles when she knitted socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nan used four knitting needles when she knitted socks"

Wow blimey that's a jolly skill . I have trouble with two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just think of knitting needles like chopstick; Icacan't use either, so don't bother

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Glad you opened another thread fella; pt. 1 was comedy gold!"

Welcome OP,

When you've finished with Mrs ddc, please could you send her back laden with Highland Toffee, it's hard to get it down here nowadays

Mr ddc

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

This guy reminds me of Bob.. the guy who changed his name to sirknoboffab... Ruffled many a feather and was amusing in his own way.. you'll fit in fella...

Whatever happened to Bob?? Didn't he go off to do porn.??

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Ok, who's turn is it to take one for the team - I know it's not my turn.

But would someone bonk his brains out and shut him up please?

Is he looking for women or men or doesn't he mind?

I would but it's not my turn, I don't want to deprive someone else and I've got shoes older than OP XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The distinct lack of veries has me think he's more likely backed up from balls to brain than the stallion he's claiming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, who's turn is it to take one for the team - I know it's not my turn.

But would someone bonk his brains out and shut him up please?

Is he looking for women or men or doesn't he mind?

I would but it's not my turn, I don't want to deprive someone else and I've got shoes older than OP XX

I like your idea and for me it's women only.

The last women I was with was 20 years older so age is only as limiting as you let it be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The distinct lack of veries has me think he's more likely backed up from balls to brain than the stallion he's claiming

Like I said before, I don't soley rely on fabswingers.com for my sex life ; )

I was going to meet a couple in Kilmarnock but that's not happened or I'd have a verie by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

I'm sitting with you building model ships / planes / cars ... Pass the popcorn ...

Another log on the fire .... Cuppa darling?

Mwah x

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over a year ago

"Ok, who's turn is it to take one for the team - I know it's not my turn.

But would someone bonk his brains out and shut him up please?

Is he looking for women or men or doesn't he mind?

I would but it's not my turn, I don't want to deprive someone else and I've got shoes older than OP XX

Team effort web cam ..... We all die / faint together

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting with Pooch munching pop corn and chuckling .

Ha ha

Ps the knitting's coming on well but we only do scarfs , no bendy bits

I'm sitting with you building model ships / planes / cars ... Pass the popcorn ...

Another log on the fire .... Cuppa darling?

Mwah x "

Is your tin hats at the ready as well

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over a year ago

Don't be so selfish op and just show such of those your face pic, share it with the rest of fab show us what a truly handsome guy you really are

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I missed Part 1 and I'm too lazy to read the entire thing. Someone should give me a summary.

-Courtney

The summary is that I'm the best catch of all the men on here and all the women agree"

And then you woke up????

So out of the ladies that has since this guys face. What does he look like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't be so selfish op and just show such of those your face pic, share it with the rest of fab show us what a truly handsome guy you really are

I would but there might be someone I know on here which would be awkward

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over a year ago

"Don't be so selfish op and just show such of those your face pic, share it with the rest of fab show us what a truly handsome guy you really are

I would but there might be someone I know on here which would be awkward "

Send me it then please

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over a year ago

He's a total stud muffin in his own eyes, but in mine he is not but who am I to knock someone's confidence good luck to you op x

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"In response to me prefering nighties. I sleep nude but I have no problem with you wearing a nighty if you like, while your lying next to me craving it."

Hi O

I have a lovely pink frilly 1960s shortie nighty I could wear for you...not sure about the waking up next to you bit. I turn into a frog at midnight. xxx

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over a year ago

Hi O

I have a lovely pink frilly 1960s shortie nighty I could wear for you...not sure about the waking up next to you bit. I turn into a frog at midnight. xxx"

When you turn into a frog I'll set you free in the nearest river so you can go and see the other frogs

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over a year ago

"He's a total stud muffin in his own eyes, but in mine he is not but who am I to knock someone's confidence good luck to you op x "

That's 4 women and 1 like for my face picture. That's not a bad average 1 out of 4 will do me

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over a year ago

"He's a total stud muffin in his own eyes, but in mine he is not but who am I to knock someone's confidence good luck to you op x

That's 4 women and 1 like for my face picture. That's not a bad average 1 out of 4 will do me

are you going now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's a total stud muffin in his own eyes, but in mine he is not but who am I to knock someone's confidence good luck to you op x

That's 4 women and 1 like for my face picture. That's not a bad average 1 out of 4 will do me

are you going now

Going where? Off the site? No plans to delete my account anytime soon

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over a year ago

"He's a total stud muffin in his own eyes, but in mine he is not but who am I to knock someone's confidence good luck to you op x

That's 4 women and 1 like for my face picture. That's not a bad average 1 out of 4 will do me

are you going now

Going where? Off the site? No plans to delete my account anytime soon

UNLOS is supposed to be nice this time of year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's a total stud muffin in his own eyes, but in mine he is not but who am I to knock someone's confidence good luck to you op x

That's 4 women and 1 like for my face picture. That's not a bad average 1 out of 4 will do me

are you going now

Going where? Off the site? No plans to delete my account anytime soon

UNLOS is supposed to be nice this time of year"

What's UNLOS?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A place near greece i think,you will enjoy it there are plenty of friends for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww can we stop being mean the poor lad took it all on the chin and it was very tongue in cheek xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might be a knitting pattern aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a total stud muffin in his own eyes, but in mine he is not but who am I to knock someone's confidence good luck to you op x

That's 4 women and 1 like for my face picture. That's not a bad average 1 out of 4 will do me

are you going now

Going where? Off the site? No plans to delete my account anytime soon

"
excellent OP I haven't had this much fun in ages keep it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bench press 135kg

Girls weight

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over a year ago

"I bench press 135kg

That would suggest you are insecure and build yourself up to look bigger and tougher as a defense mechanism"

And starting 2 threads about how amazing you are is suggesting the same

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