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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel sorry for the other men on here. We all know now I'm here all their wives and girlfriends and single ladies will flock to me and leave the rest high and...floppy : (

So I ask...

How can they compete with a Stallion like me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can't.you win.well done.

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

You don't even have a hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't need a hairy chest. I'm THAT...damn...gooood

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

We simply can't compete!

I've been begging you for your cast offs for months. Haha!

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By *hitevanman812Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

If your a stallion I know a couple of lady vets who could 'fix' that,

;-)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I feel sorry for the other men on here. We all know now I'm here all their wives and girlfriends and single ladies will flock to me and leave the rest high and...floppy : (

So I ask...

How can they compete with a Stallion like me? "

Bend over, there's a good chap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If your a stallion I know a couple of lady vets who could 'fix' that,

;-)

"

They could try but they would end up begging for my cock at my feet before any 'fixing' was done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought stallions were more muscular well mine is you look more like a Shetland pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my body can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Bend over, there's a good chap "

I'll bend over so I can pull down all the ladies underwear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought stallions were more muscular well mine is you look more like a Shetland pony "

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

I will pack J on the next train up

Clearly you are far too good to compete with

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bend over, there's a good chap

I'll bend over so I can pull down all the ladies underwear..."

Why are you wearing ladies underwear??!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought stallions were more muscular well mine is you look more like a Shetland pony "

Nah only fake Stallions have bigger muscles. They're insecure so build themselves up to look tougher as a defense mechanism.

You would bow before me too like all the rest

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I must have missed the flocking, dam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought stallions were more muscular well mine is you look more like a Shetland pony "

My little pony

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will pack J on the next train up

Clearly you are far too good to compete with "

Now this guy ^^ knows what I'm talking about. Good man I look forward to fucking your partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I wonder how all those poor verified men got meets since you've been on the scene lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must have missed the flocking, dam! "

Don't worry, there's no time limit. It's a constant flow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my body can "

shag wins, may as well shut the thread now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I wonder how all those poor verified men got meets since you've been on the scene lol "

I think they are just fibbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sorry for the other men on here. We all know now I'm here all their wives and girlfriends and single ladies will flock to me and leave the rest high and...floppy : (

So I ask...

How can they compete with a Stallion like me?

"

More like a Rig!

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"I always thought stallions were more muscular well mine is you look more like a Shetland pony "

Do you like Shetland Ponies? Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't even have a hairy chest "

To be honest looking at his avatar when small on my phone I thought it was hot little woman with tits I was shocked when read MAN next to it.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

After reading the OP I have officially hung up my bottom and retired.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I must have missed the flocking, dam!

Don't worry, there's no time limit. It's a constant flow... "

Do I need to take a ticket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my body can

shag wins, may as well shut the thread now "

Yes ty, you are right there

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC

I always wonderded why I couldn't get women it's because you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading the OP I have officially hung up my bottom and retired."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"After reading the OP I have officially had hung up my bottom and retired."

thought I was the 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading the OP I have officially hung up my bottom and retired."

Don't you bloody dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sorry for the other men on here. We all know now I'm here all their wives and girlfriends and single ladies will flock to me and leave the rest high and...floppy : (

So I ask...

How can they compete with a Stallion like me?

"

Oh that's easy wide strong shoulders, a chest a girl can rest her head on. Chest hair to twiddle and A good strong bum and thighs for the obvious. So in general a man not a lad. But that's just my preference

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"I must have missed the flocking, dam!

Don't worry, there's no time limit. It's a constant flow...

Do I need to take a ticket?"

A ticket?!?! Are you having a laugh? He takes bookings!!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I feel sorry for the other men on here. We all know now I'm here all their wives and girlfriends and single ladies will flock to me and leave the rest high and...floppy : (

So I ask...

How can they compete with a Stallion like me?

"

Are you looking for a stable relationship..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sorry for the other men on here. We all know now I'm here all their wives and girlfriends and single ladies will flock to me and leave the rest high and...floppy : (

So I ask...

How can they compete with a Stallion like me?

Bend over, there's a good chap "

bend ? i wonder if he folds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must have missed the flocking, dam!

Don't worry, there's no time limit. It's a constant flow...

Do I need to take a ticket?"

Nope, you just need a sex drive so high only a Stallion like me could satisfy you; )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quit game over lol

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I feel sorry for the other men on here. We all know now I'm here all their wives and girlfriends and single ladies will flock to me and leave the rest high and...floppy : (

So I ask...

How can they compete with a Stallion like me?

"

They can't. It's a done deal. You really are the dog bollocks.

You're also way out of my league.

Anyhow, in the words of Charlie Sheen...Winning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always wonderded why I couldn't get women it's because you! "

Yes, I'm sorry. There's not much I can do. Women just go wild for me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm a one man gang bang .. Just a very slow one ... With tea breaks .. And cake .. Let the flocking begin ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought stallions were more muscular well mine is you look more like a Shetland pony

Nah only fake Stallions have bigger muscles. They're insecure so build themselves up to look tougher as a defense mechanism.

You would bow before me too like all the rest

a stallion is a beast of an animal that grunts, snots and rares up with arrogance because he is the king of the stables and nobody compares to him then his mistress tames him with a tug on the reins or a swipe with a crop you I wouldn't even need the crop or the reins I'd just leave you in the paddock eating the left over oats

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

They can't. It's a done deal. You really are the dog bollocks.

You're also way out of my league.

Anyhow, in the words of Charlie Sheen...Winning! "

A woman who recognizes perfection

Don't worry about leagues. You will just have to beg more than the others

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I must have missed the flocking, dam!

Don't worry, there's no time limit. It's a constant flow...

Do I need to take a ticket?

A ticket?!?! Are you having a laugh? He takes bookings!!!"

Bookings!! I'll need to check my diary then

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"After reading the OP I have officially had hung up my bottom and retired.

thought I was the 1st"

Bwahahahahaha

Babe you know I'm only ghey for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's me done as well then!!

The UNLOS is about to go up...

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC


"I always wonderded why I couldn't get women it's because you!

Yes, I'm sorry. There's not much I can do. Women just go wild for me"

Well I can't compete as well as 90% the other men may as well hang up the jacket the stallion has taken over the site

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I must have missed the flocking, dam!

Don't worry, there's no time limit. It's a constant flow...

Do I need to take a ticket?

Nope, you just need a sex drive so high only a Stallion like me could satisfy you; )"

I don't like to horse around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's me done as well then!!

The UNLOS is about to go up... "

oh look mr potato head is here I love this guy on toy story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought stallions were more muscular well mine is you look more like a Shetland pony

Nah only fake Stallions have bigger muscles. They're insecure so build themselves up to look tougher as a defense mechanism.

You would bow before me too like all the rest

a stallion is a beast of an animal that grunts, snots and rares up with arrogance because he is the king of the stables and nobody compares to him then his mistress tames him with a tug on the reins or a swipe with a crop you I wouldn't even need the crop or the reins I'd just leave you in the paddock eating the left over oats

"

I'm un-tamable ; )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought stallions were more muscular well mine is you look more like a Shetland pony

Nah only fake Stallions have bigger muscles. They're insecure so build themselves up to look tougher as a defense mechanism.

You would bow before me too like all the rest

a stallion is a beast of an animal that grunts, snots and rares up with arrogance because he is the king of the stables and nobody compares to him then his mistress tames him with a tug on the reins or a swipe with a crop you I wouldn't even need the crop or the reins I'd just leave you in the paddock eating the left over oats

"

you are yummy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"

Bend over, there's a good chap

I'll bend over so I can pull down all the ladies underwear...

Why are you wearing ladies underwear??!"

OP is tryin' to tell us something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must have missed the flocking, dam!

Don't worry, there's no time limit. It's a constant flow...

Do I need to take a ticket?

Nope, you just need a sex drive so high only a Stallion like me could satisfy you; )

I don't like to horse around "

So don't. Do what you like to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought stallions were more muscular well mine is you look more like a Shetland pony

Nah only fake Stallions have bigger muscles. They're insecure so build themselves up to look tougher as a defense mechanism.

You would bow before me too like all the rest

a stallion is a beast of an animal that grunts, snots and rares up with arrogance because he is the king of the stables and nobody compares to him then his mistress tames him with a tug on the reins or a swipe with a crop you I wouldn't even need the crop or the reins I'd just leave you in the paddock eating the left over oats

I'm un-tamable ; )"

Are you house trained or do you piss everywhere??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Bend over, there's a good chap

I'll bend over so I can pull down all the ladies underwear...

Why are you wearing ladies underwear??!

OP is tryin' to tell us something "

Ladies underwear? I was wearing boxers and black trackies (for exercise)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's me done as well then!!

The UNLOS is about to go up... oh look mr potato head is here I love this guy on toy story "

It's the interchangeable parts I have that people seem to like..

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I must have missed the flocking, dam!

Don't worry, there's no time limit. It's a constant flow...

Do I need to take a ticket?

Nope, you just need a sex drive so high only a Stallion like me could satisfy you; )

I don't like to horse around

So don't. Do what you like to do"

Neigh much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many hands are to OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are you house trained or do you piss everywhere?? "

I can use a toilet yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought stallions were more muscular well mine is you look more like a Shetland pony

Nah only fake Stallions have bigger muscles. They're insecure so build themselves up to look tougher as a defense mechanism.

You would bow before me too like all the rest

a stallion is a beast of an animal that grunts, snots and rares up with arrogance because he is the king of the stables and nobody compares to him then his mistress tames him with a tug on the reins or a swipe with a crop you I wouldn't even need the crop or the reins I'd just leave you in the paddock eating the left over oats

I'm un-tamable ; )

Are you house trained or do you piss everywhere?? "

do you know of any horses that are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Neigh much "

That one was ammusing

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"

Bend over, there's a good chap

I'll bend over so I can pull down all the ladies underwear...

Why are you wearing ladies underwear??!

OP is tryin' to tell us something

Ladies underwear? I was wearing boxers and black trackies (for exercise)"

I'm not sure I believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wonderded why I couldn't get women it's because you!

Yes, I'm sorry. There's not much I can do. Women just go wild for me

Well I can't compete as well as 90% the other men may as well hang up the jacket the stallion has taken over the site"

In reality though if you can't compete with 90% of the guys on fabs you're pretty much fucked! It's the 10% of guys that are the real competition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you house trained or do you piss everywhere??

I can use a toilet yes"

So you've been trained and tamed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's me done as well then!!

The UNLOS is about to go up... oh look mr potato head is here I love this guy on toy story

It's the interchangeable parts I have that people seem to like.."

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

Neigh much

That one was ammusing "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I initially thought that picture on the profile was of a woman....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you house trained or do you piss everywhere??

I can use a toilet yes

So you've been trained and tamed then "

im from the country and i piss where i can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Neigh much

That one was ammusing "

how come all the real men are from third world countries

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

Neigh much

That one was ammusing how come all the real men are from third world countries "

Third world countries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I initially thought that picture on the profile was of a woman...."

Me too lol one with little boobs

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC


"I always wonderded why I couldn't get women it's because you!

Yes, I'm sorry. There's not much I can do. Women just go wild for me

Well I can't compete as well as 90% the other men may as well hang up the jacket the stallion has taken over the site

In reality though if you can't compete with 90% of the guys on fabs you're pretty much fucked! It's the 10% of guys that are the real competition. "

Yeah man but h is just a stallion a house trained one who can't be tamed my body could not compete with a stallion I only have one question you hung like a stallion? That's the thing I'm sure most the ladies are wanting to k ow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading the OP I have officially hung up my bottom and retired."

Well that's disappointing... Can we tempt you to reconsider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's is Pooch and I will have to call it a day .

Dam lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Neigh much

That one was ammusing how come all the real men are from third world countries

Third world countries?"

yes Scotland...its positively third world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies, start begging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Neigh much

That one was ammusing how come all the real men are from third world countries

Third world countries?yes Scotland...its positively third world"

I don't know about that but don't worry. I'm moving to England sometime this year

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"After reading the OP I have officially hung up my bottom and retired.

Well that's disappointing... Can we tempt you to reconsider? "

I will consider offers of a sexual nature.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

Neigh much

That one was ammusing how come all the real men are from third world countries

Third world countries?yes Scotland...its positively third world"

Text; DONATE

So you can feed me tonight will you

£1 + your standard network rate will be charged. Rates may vary

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"

Neigh much

That one was ammusing how come all the real men are from third world countries

Third world countries?yes Scotland...its positively third world

Text; DONATE

So you can feed me tonight will you

£1 + your standard network rate will be charged. Rates may vary "

I'd feed you any day xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, start begging."

Bend over and brace yourself then sweet cheeks, oh, sorry, I thought you said pegging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wonderded why I couldn't get women it's because you!

Yes, I'm sorry. There's not much I can do. Women just go wild for me

Well I can't compete as well as 90% the other men may as well hang up the jacket the stallion has taken over the site

In reality though if you can't compete with 90% of the guys on fabs you're pretty much fucked! It's the 10% of guys that are the real competition.

Yeah man but h is just a stallion a house trained one who can't be tamed my body could not compete with a stallion I only have one question you hung like a stallion? That's the thing I'm sure most the ladies are wanting to k ow"

I've never had the chance to compare penises with a stallion, where do I find one? (The horse kind I mean)

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

Neigh much

That one was ammusing how come all the real men are from third world countries

Third world countries?yes Scotland...its positively third world

Text; DONATE

So you can feed me tonight will you

£1 + your standard network rate will be charged. Rates may vary

I'd feed you any day xxx"

Battered sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Neigh much

That one was ammusing how come all the real men are from third world countries

Third world countries?yes Scotland...its positively third world

Text; DONATE

So you can feed me tonight will you

£1 + your standard network rate will be charged. Rates may vary

I'd feed you any day xxx

Battered sausage?"

I lived in England for 11 years and it's not much different than here. Just more variety of people but that's about it really.

My sausage is the only sausage you'll be feeding on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading the OP I have officially hung up my bottom and retired.

Well that's disappointing... Can we tempt you to reconsider?

I will consider offers of a sexual nature. "

Oh that's a shame...my offer involved cheese string

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Oh that's a shame...my offer involved cheese string "

Your offer should involve having sex with me

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

My sausage is the only sausage you'll be feeding on"

Oh is it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my body can

shag wins, may as well shut the thread now Yes ty, you are right there "

Here is another one of my torso pics lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

My sausage is the only sausage you'll be feeding on

Oh is it now! "

It is yes. Now on your knees and beg for my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my body can

shag wins, may as well shut the thread now Yes ty, you are right there Here is another one of my torso pics lol "

Nice 6 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh that's a shame...my offer involved cheese string

Your offer should involve having sex with me"

Sorry, I'm busy. washing my hair. Or something.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Blink,I'm worn out after reading all your verifications,you really are pretty special

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

My sausage is the only sausage you'll be feeding on

Oh is it now!

It is yes. Now on your knees and beg for my cock."

I don't beg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my body can

shag wins, may as well shut the thread now Yes ty, you are right there Here is another one of my torso pics lol

Nice 6 pack "

Thanks, it is my vikings genes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blink,I'm worn out after reading all your verifications,you really are pretty special "

yes, it would seem that he should be the one begging!

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

Can i ask, for such a stud muffin how comes in 7 months do you have not a single verification ? Just asking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my body can

shag wins, may as well shut the thread now Yes ty, you are right there Here is another one of my torso pics lol

Nice 6 pack Thanks, it is my vikings genes "

Funny place to have it, most are in the stomach area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"After reading the OP I have officially hung up my bottom and retired.

Well that's disappointing... Can we tempt you to reconsider?

I will consider offers of a sexual nature.

Oh that's a shame...my offer involved cheese string "

Damn! You know how I hate that stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take you on as my male nemisis but it wouldnt be fair to you op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op has obviously been hiding under a bushel

They say it pays to advertise, I'm liking your work, if only I was half the man you are I'd go to my grave happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my body can

shag wins, may as well shut the thread now Yes ty, you are right there Here is another one of my torso pics lol

Nice 6 pack Thanks, it is my vikings genes

Funny place to have it, most are in the stomach area "

lol yes the stomach, no meant the over all package you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading the OP I have officially hung up my bottom and retired."

You should hang it in the Louvre.

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield


"After reading the OP I have officially hung up my bottom and retired.

You should hang it in the Louvre."

Nope, should be hung in my bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i ask, for such a stud muffin how comes in 7 months do you have not a single verification ? Just asking x"
Everyone knows you need tits to get veries

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm a simple country girl so I'm not a fan of stallions; they're a little flighty and have that look in their eye like they could go mad at any time. Give me a proper working shirehorse instead any day. They're useful creatures.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"After reading the OP I have officially hung up my bottom and retired.

You should hang it in the Louvre."

LOL why thank you. Right next to old no eye brows would be good.

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"You don't even have a hairy chest "

Just a big hairy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought stallions were more muscular well mine is you look more like a Shetland pony "

I was thinking My Little Pony!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Oh I wonder how all those poor verified men got meets since you've been on the scene lol "

OP is not verified, not even a cam veri.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

My sausage is the only sausage you'll be feeding on

Oh is it now!

It is yes. Now on your knees and beg for my cock.

I don't beg "

You would beg. On your knees, drooling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would take you on as my male nemisis but it wouldnt be fair to you op "

I can handle it

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Well, there is nothing like a bit of self-promotion...

OP I prefer a little humility in anyone I'd meet (And I'm not meeting just now anyway)

I can see from your verifications that you are doing so well on here that I am guessing it won't bother you one bit that you have likely just turned the majority of women off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would take you on as my male nemisis but it wouldnt be fair to you op

I can handle it "

Thats what the last one said...wonder wgat happened to him...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i ask, for such a stud muffin how comes in 7 months do you have not a single verification ? Just asking x"

I registered 7 months ago but having started using the site till the last few days. Was maybe going to meet a couple in Kilmarnock but not heard from them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, there is nothing like a bit of self-promotion...

OP I prefer a little humility in anyone I'd meet (And I'm not meeting just now anyway)

I can see from your verifications that you are doing so well on here that I am guessing it won't bother you one bit that you have likely just turned the majority of women off

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would take you on as my male nemisis but it wouldnt be fair to you op

I can handle it

Thats what the last one said...wonder wgat happened to him... "

Maybe I would like to find out what would happen to me...

You would choke on my cock that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i ask, for such a stud muffin how comes in 7 months do you have not a single verification ? Just asking x

I registered 7 months ago but having started using the site till the last few days. Was maybe going to meet a couple in Kilmarnock but not heard from them. "

Maybe they read this thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blink,I'm worn out after reading all your verifications,you really are pretty special

yes, it would seem that he should be the one begging!"

Make me

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

My sausage is the only sausage you'll be feeding on

Oh is it now!

It is yes. Now on your knees and beg for my cock.

I don't beg

You would beg. On your knees, drooling"

that would be such an attractive look

I just want to say your thread has been very funny to read there should be more tongue in cheek threads like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I wonder how all those poor verified men got meets since you've been on the scene lol

OP is not verified, not even a cam veri. "

I did a picture verification with the site though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm considering a sex change you're that much of a stud!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

My sausage is the only sausage you'll be feeding on

Oh is it now!

It is yes. Now on your knees and beg for my cock.

I don't beg

You would beg. On your knees, drooling

that would be such an attractive look

I just want to say your thread has been very funny to read there should be more tongue in cheek threads like this "

Yes that would be very attractive. It might even be attractive enough for you to get what you beg for...

Who said the thread is tongue in cheek?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would take you on as my male nemisis but it wouldnt be fair to you op

I can handle it

Thats what the last one said...wonder wgat happened to him...

Maybe I would like to find out what would happen to me...

You would choke on my cock that's for sure"

Awwwww op gosh! Thats a sweet offer for a girl like me! I feel the need to point you in the direction of the defintion of nemisis though

Noun - the inescapable agent of someone's or something's downfall.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Oh I wonder how all those poor verified men got meets since you've been on the scene lol

OP is not verified, not even a cam veri.

I did a picture verification with the site though"

That's for Amateurs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about the other men OP,I give pity fucks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Awwwww op gosh! Thats a sweet offer for a girl like me! I feel the need to point you in the direction of the defintion of nemisis though

Noun - the inescapable agent of someone's or something's downfall."

Yes it is a sweet offer and you will accept. If not...I welcome your effort to bring my downfall But my mind is solid like rock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't worry about the other men OP,I give pity fucks "

You're not allowed. My sexual desire and yours are what matters. Not other men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your mum know you're playing on her computer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Awwwww op gosh! Thats a sweet offer for a girl like me! I feel the need to point you in the direction of the defintion of nemisis though

Noun - the inescapable agent of someone's or something's downfall.

Yes it is a sweet offer and you will accept. If not...I welcome your effort to bring my downfall But my mind is solid like rock"

Ahh op ask anyone who knows me i hate to do as im told. Why would you presume its your mind i would bring down?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

My sausage is the only sausage you'll be feeding on

Oh is it now!

It is yes. Now on your knees and beg for my cock.

I don't beg

You would beg. On your knees, drooling

that would be such an attractive look

I just want to say your thread has been very funny to read there should be more tongue in cheek threads like this

Yes that would be very attractive. It might even be attractive enough for you to get what you beg for...

Who said the thread is tongue in cheek? "

What am I meant to be begging for again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What am I meant to be begging for again? "

You're meant to be begging to satisfy my sexual desires and for me to satisfy yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Awwwww op gosh! Thats a sweet offer for a girl like me! I feel the need to point you in the direction of the defintion of nemisis though

Noun - the inescapable agent of someone's or something's downfall.

Yes it is a sweet offer and you will accept. If not...I welcome your effort to bring my downfall But my mind is solid like rock

Ahh op ask anyone who knows me i hate to do as im told. Why would you presume its your mind i would bring down?"

I would like to see you try to bring my downfall. It would amuse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Awwwww op gosh! Thats a sweet offer for a girl like me! I feel the need to point you in the direction of the defintion of nemisis though

Noun - the inescapable agent of someone's or something's downfall.

Yes it is a sweet offer and you will accept. If not...I welcome your effort to bring my downfall But my mind is solid like rock

Ahh op ask anyone who knows me i hate to do as im told. Why would you presume its your mind i would bring down?

I would like to see you try to bring my downfall. It would amuse me "

Keep going hun, you're doing a pretty good job yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how many Foals has this stallion sired ?

If non hes not proven yet !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So how many Foals has this stallion sired ?

If non hes not proven yet !

"

20 million

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Awwwww op gosh! Thats a sweet offer for a girl like me! I feel the need to point you in the direction of the defintion of nemisis though

Noun - the inescapable agent of someone's or something's downfall.

Yes it is a sweet offer and you will accept. If not...I welcome your effort to bring my downfall But my mind is solid like rock

Ahh op ask anyone who knows me i hate to do as im told. Why would you presume its your mind i would bring down?

I would like to see you try to bring my downfall. It would amuse me "

Well the real crazies do usually laugh at the end....

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"So how many Foals has this stallion sired ?

If non hes not proven yet !

20 million "

children? wow mate - I'm surprised its not dropped off yet with that much bareback sex...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Leave the poor lad alone now he'll be getting ready for bed soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP is obviously under the illusion that the size of his cock equals the size of his ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you make a habit of _iewing Men ?

You should also learn to read !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sorry for the other men on here. We all know now I'm here all their wives and girlfriends and single ladies will flock to me and leave the rest high and...floppy : (

So I ask...

How can they compete with a Stallion like me?

"

Yum yum

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

What am I meant to be begging for again?

You're meant to be begging to satisfy my sexual desires and for me to satisfy yours"

That's right silly me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yum yum "

Good girl. I will be moving to Wolves or near by this year so get your mouth ready.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Well the real crazies do usually laugh at the end...."

The end? The only end there would be is my bell end in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this thread?!

Sheer genius....

On my phone the ops avatar pic makes him look like a smooth girlie with wee wasp bite tits......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What am I meant to be begging for again?

You're meant to be begging to satisfy my sexual desires and for me to satisfy yours

That's right silly me"

Yes, silly you. I forgive you though. Now start begging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well the real crazies do usually laugh at the end....

The end? The only end there would be is my bell end in your mouth "

I told you i dont do as im told....and i bite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leave the poor lad alone now he'll be getting ready for bed soon "

This woman understands. I'm getting ready for bed...to have passionate sex in it that is!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

What am I meant to be begging for again?

You're meant to be begging to satisfy my sexual desires and for me to satisfy yours

That's right silly me

Yes, silly you. I forgive you though. Now start begging."

Bite me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sorry for the other men on here. We all know now I'm here all their wives and girlfriends and single ladies will flock to me and leave the rest high and...floppy : (

So I ask...

How can they compete with a Stallion like me?

"

You're just too shy and modest.If it weren't for that,you'd be perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Well the real crazies do usually laugh at the end....

The end? The only end there would be is my bell end in your mouth

I told you i dont do as im told....and i bite "

I hope you bite hard. Then you'll see I can handle it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What am I meant to be begging for again?

You're meant to be begging to satisfy my sexual desires and for me to satisfy yours

That's right silly me

Yes, silly you. I forgive you though. Now start begging.

Bite me "

If you so wish young lady. Only after you beg though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did I miss this thread?!

Sheer genius....

On my phone the ops avatar pic makes him look like a smooth girlie with wee wasp bite tits...... "

It's been pointed that the small version of my pic looks like a small breasted woman. But I'm sticking to my guns...and my pecs

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe


"We simply can't compete!

I've been begging you for your cast offs for months. Haha!"

Us ladies would ruin you!

You'd be reduced to tears with your cock lying in tatters ! Keep up ...... No but your ego might last a little longer X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed with pam hand me thinks lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You're just too shy and modest.If it weren't for that,you'd be perfect. "

Good news! I'm not shy or modest so I'm perfect. That's why women love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well the real crazies do usually laugh at the end....

The end? The only end there would be is my bell end in your mouth

I told you i dont do as im told....and i bite

I hope you bite hard. Then you'll see I can handle it "

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Us ladies would ruin you!

You'd be reduced to tears with your cock lying in tatters ! Keep up ...... No but your ego might last a little longer X "

You can try

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Leave the poor lad alone now he'll be getting ready for bed soon

This woman understands. I'm getting ready for bed...to have passionate sex in it that is!"

OP I have to say you have a great sense of humour.....now go and get your bob the builder pj's on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thoght they looked like sports breasts lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Well the real crazies do usually laugh at the end....

The end? The only end there would be is my bell end in your mouth

I told you i dont do as im told....and i bite

I hope you bite hard. Then you'll see I can handle it

Kinky "

The seduction has begun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yum yum

Good girl. I will be moving to Wolves or near by this year so get your mouth ready."

I be ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well the real crazies do usually laugh at the end....

The end? The only end there would be is my bell end in your mouth

I told you i dont do as im told....and i bite

I hope you bite hard. Then you'll see I can handle it

Kinky

The seduction has begun "

Hahaha you couldnt handle me...now wheres that strap on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

OP I have to say you have a great sense of humour.....now go and get your bob the builder pj's on "

My sense of humor helps me to seduce legions of women.

Also,..I don't wear pj's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic case of why not to use roids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You're just too shy and modest.If it weren't for that,you'd be perfect.

Good news! I'm not shy or modest so I'm perfect. That's why women love me"

Ok,maybe not modest.I imagine you are pretty good at blowing your own trumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did I miss this thread?!

Sheer genius....

On my phone the ops avatar pic makes him look like a smooth girlie with wee wasp bite tits......

It's been pointed that the small version of my pic looks like a small breasted woman. But I'm sticking to my guns...and my pecs"

Don't worry I'm sure they'll fill out

Now go pick up that training bra like a good wee lass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yum yum

Good girl. I will be moving to Wolves or near by this year so get your mouth ready.

I be ready "

See chaps. I haven't even moved yet and I have a very willing mouth ready for me and she'll be put to good use.

Ladies, this is how the rest of you should be on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Well the real crazies do usually laugh at the end....

The end? The only end there would be is my bell end in your mouth

I told you i dont do as im told....and i bite

I hope you bite hard. Then you'll see I can handle it

Kinky

The seduction has begun

Hahaha you couldnt handle me...now wheres that strap on? "

I hid it. You'll never find it

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I feel sorry for the other men on here. We all know now I'm here all their wives and girlfriends and single ladies will flock to me and leave the rest high and...floppy : (

So I ask...

How can they compete with a Stallion like me?

I only pop on occasionally just to see if you've deleted your account yet cause I'm fully aware I have no chance with any woman on here all the time your active

"

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"

OP I have to say you have a great sense of humour.....now go and get your bob the builder pj's on

My sense of humor helps me to seduce legions of women.

Also,..I don't wear pj's "

More of a nightie fan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You're just too shy and modest.If it weren't for that,you'd be perfect.

Good news! I'm not shy or modest so I'm perfect. That's why women love me

Ok,maybe not modest.I imagine you are pretty good at blowing your own trumpet. "

I would but I can't reach. Too many ribs : (

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