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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have got ladybirds in my room any advice on what to do with them please ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have got ladybirds in my room any advice on what to do with them please ??"

Get them on a piece if paper and release them out the window

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Make them tea and little sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Introduce them to the spiders in your room.

Or set fire to their little houses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many spots do they have on their backs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many spots do they have on their backs?"

I'm not up close and personal with them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have got ladybirds in my room any advice on what to do with them please ??

Get them on a piece if paper and release them out the window"

Have done this to quite a few so far

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'm scared of ladybirds Be careful!!!!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Shoot the barstwards!!!!!!!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Shoot the barstwards!!!!!!!

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Opppppsie my bad wrong thread . I'll see myself out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm scared of ladybirds Be careful!!!! "

I'm not a fan I have to admit it's doing my head in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shoot the barstwards!!!!!!!

Opppppsie my bad wrong thread . I'll see myself out "

No need to leave come join this party lol

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"I'm scared of ladybirds Be careful!!!!

I'm not a fan I have to admit it's doing my head in "

Don't make any sudden moves or they'll attack you

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I'm scared of ladybirds Be careful!!!!

I'm not a fan I have to admit it's doing my head in "

I've heard they have razor sharp teeth And poisonous fangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm scared of ladybirds Be careful!!!!

I'm not a fan I have to admit it's doing my head in

I've heard they have razor sharp teeth And poisonous fangs "

Surely that's a snake you're thinking of?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I'm scared of ladybirds Be careful!!!!

I'm not a fan I have to admit it's doing my head in

I've heard they have razor sharp teeth And poisonous fangs

Surely that's a snake you're thinking of? "

I think it's the gruffalo

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Lovely little critters and good for the garden leave em alone!

Used to get eggs and breed em cos kids loved em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm scared of ladybirds Be careful!!!!

I'm not a fan I have to admit it's doing my head in

I've heard they have razor sharp teeth And poisonous fangs

Surely that's a snake you're thinking of?

I think it's the gruffalo "

Ha!! "A moose took a dauner through the deep, mirk widd..."

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Feed them aphids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leav a window open and they will get hungry and go look for food

They have never hurt me so don't see any reason to hurt any of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feed them aphids"

They are meant to be asleep for the winter Gggrrr not buzzing around my room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make them tea and little sandwiches "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make them tea and little sandwiches "

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Get them on a piece of paper and release them out the window... and make a wish

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"I'm scared of ladybirds Be careful!!!! "

its not ladybirds you need to be scared of , its ladyboys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they from Thailand? Watch out they're hard as nails!

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

If they have more than 6 spots and bigger than 5 mm they are a lady bird species known as a harlequin and this is not native to the uk. They will bunch up altogether and before you know it there will be 500 of them.

Watch out as they release a yellow goo as a defence mechanism which stains plus if you do have a bunch I Hoover them up but this is the important bit use detol on the area they where all together ortherwise you will find another colony a few days later hormones they put down to invite more to join them.

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

You lot are nuts! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they have more than 6 spots and bigger than 5 mm they are a lady bird species known as a harlequin and this is not native to the uk. They will bunch up altogether and before you know it there will be 500 of them.

Watch out as they release a yellow goo as a defence mechanism which stains plus if you do have a bunch I Hoover them up but this is the important bit use detol on the area they where all together ortherwise you will find another colony a few days later hormones they put down to invite more to join them."

You sound like you know a thing or 2 about ladyboys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot are nuts! Xx "

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By *untimegeekMan
over a year ago

Havant


"If they have more than 6 spots and bigger than 5 mm they are a lady bird species known as a harlequin and this is not native to the uk. They will bunch up altogether and before you know it there will be 500 of them.

Watch out as they release a yellow goo as a defence mechanism which stains plus if you do have a bunch I Hoover them up but this is the important bit use detol on the area they where all together ortherwise you will find another colony a few days later hormones they put down to invite more to join them."

And according to the Mirror they all have STI's , can we post links here ???

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By *untimegeekMan
over a year ago

Havant

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/plague-ladybirds-set-descend-britain-4575376

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester


"If they have more than 6 spots and bigger than 5 mm they are a lady bird species known as a harlequin and this is not native to the uk. They will bunch up altogether and before you know it there will be 500 of them.

Watch out as they release a yellow goo as a defence mechanism which stains plus if you do have a bunch I Hoover them up but this is the important bit use detol on the area they where all together ortherwise you will find another colony a few days later hormones they put down to invite more to join them.

You sound like you know a thing or 2 about ladyboys "

Had my fare share of these little pests and know how to put them in their place LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they have more than 6 spots and bigger than 5 mm they are a lady bird species known as a harlequin and this is not native to the uk. They will bunch up altogether and before you know it there will be 500 of them.

Watch out as they release a yellow goo as a defence mechanism which stains plus if you do have a bunch I Hoover them up but this is the important bit use detol on the area they where all together ortherwise you will find another colony a few days later hormones they put down to invite more to join them.

You sound like you know a thing or 2 about ladyboys

Had my fare share of these little pests and know how to put them in their place LOL "

Yeah with a Hoover, I can imagine

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester


"http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/plague-ladybirds-set-descend-britain-4575376"

LOL guess these ladybirds really enjoy barebacking LOL

Where is the bareback patrol when you need them LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they have more than 6 spots and bigger than 5 mm they are a lady bird species known as a harlequin and this is not native to the uk. They will bunch up altogether and before you know it there will be 500 of them.

Watch out as they release a yellow goo as a defence mechanism which stains plus if you do have a bunch I Hoover them up but this is the important bit use detol on the area they where all together ortherwise you will find another colony a few days later hormones they put down to invite more to join them."
there is a bunch of them in the bath room wish I could put a pic on here to show everyone what they are like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing to them...

Ladybird, ladybird fly away home,

Your house is on fire and your children are gone,

All except one,

And her name is Ann,

And she hid under the baking pan

They'll be gone in no time.

You're welcome!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I have got ladybirds in my room any advice on what to do with them please ??"

Read them a Ladybird book

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have got ladybirds in my room any advice on what to do with them please ??

Read them a Ladybird book "
so very helpful lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sing to them...

Ladybird, ladybird fly away home,

Your house is on fire and your children are gone,

All except one,

And her name is Ann,

And she hid under the baking pan

They'll be gone in no time.

You're welcome!"
dont think they listened

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Bromsgrove


"I have got ladybirds in my room any advice on what to do with them please ??"

Sorry I was going to give some advice then realised you said ladybirds not ladyboys

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I read somewhere that if the are not the UK ones they can bite, we get swarms of them in the Spring in the underground car park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read somewhere that if the are not the UK ones they can bite, we get swarms of them in the Spring in the underground car park."

It's the Thai ones you need to be careful of, they have big teeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why such drama collect them on a bit of paper and put them out the window.

Not exactly a black widow spider are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why such drama collect them on a bit of paper and put them out the window.

Not exactly a black widow spider are they"

Well said, on a serious note stop being a pussy! Lol

I lived in the Amazon for a year with nothing but a mosquito net!

Grow some balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have got ladybirds in my room any advice on what to do with them please ??"

Crossbow?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hoover?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would the fact that if these are the non indigenous species would it not be prudent to euthanase them

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Bromsgrove


"I read somewhere that if the are not the UK ones they can bite, we get swarms of them in the Spring in the underground car park."

I get bitten a lot in the underground car park as well,mmmm the underground car park.

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Bromsgrove


"Why such drama collect them on a bit of paper and put them out the window.

Not exactly a black widow spider are they

Well said, on a serious note stop being a pussy! Lol

I lived in the Amazon for a year with nothing but a mosquito net!

Grow some balls! "

YOU DID WHAT!!!!!, oh sorry I thought it said grew some.

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