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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm just not getting the level of quality tail that i expected from you dirty people... Is it my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just not getting the level of quality tail that i expected from you dirty people... Is it my profile? "

What profile?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Short, succinct - obviously a man of action and not words lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im.thinkin maybe loose the biker look that you see on the tobacco pouches nower days . Loose the laydees . And try not to look as stoned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only give advice here as you've blocked me ,think its the tache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just not getting the level of quality tail that i expected from you dirty people... Is it my profile? "

Just looked at your profile and pics.

I so would, but only if lunting was involved too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can only give advice here as you've blocked me ,think its the tache "

Ain't nothing wrong with the tash! When I'm down on some lucky bitch she gets to see what it would look like if she grew her pubes again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But hey i aint even had a meet n apparently that either makes me a fake or just not as hot as the next so fook knows lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can only give advice here as you've blocked me ,think its the tache

Ain't nothing wrong with the tash! When I'm down on some lucky bitch she gets to see what it would look like if she grew her pubes again!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just not getting the level of quality tail that i expected from you dirty people... Is it my profile?

Just looked at your profile and pics.

I so would, but only if lunting was involved too "

Ah yes then you could admire my new pipe as i gave you some of mine..... Although you are a little young for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But hey i aint even had a meet n apparently that either makes me a fake or just not as hot as the next so fook knows lol "

Dude you need to lower your standards! Stop chasing the Lamborghini when there's so many Lada...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Mr famdagmeo think what would shag say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango.

Did someone say lunting? Good show. Meet you at the tobacconist. Bring your lunting shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can only give advice here as you've blocked me ,think its the tache

Ain't nothing wrong with the tash! When I'm down on some lucky bitch she gets to see what it would look like if she grew her pubes again!"
you asked I'm telling ya xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango.

Did someone say lunting? Good show. Meet you at the tobacconist. Bring your lunting shoes. "

You, my lady are talking my kind of language!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But hey i aint even had a meet n apparently that either makes me a fake or just not as hot as the next so fook knows lol

Dude you need to lower your standards! Stop chasing the Lamborghini when there's so many Lada... "

lada omg i aint seen a lada in like forever . The last lada i was in was actually stolen . A woman sold it then paid me to go steal it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my standards are what help make me the person i am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But hey i aint even had a meet n apparently that either makes me a fake or just not as hot as the next so fook knows lol

Dude you need to lower your standards! Stop chasing the Lamborghini when there's so many Lada...

lada omg i aint seen a lada in like forever . The last lada i was in was actually stolen . A woman sold it then paid me to go steal it back "

You need to watch those Russian traffic incidents videos on youtube there's always a lada somewhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But hey i aint even had a meet n apparently that either makes me a fake or just not as hot as the next so fook knows lol

Dude you need to lower your standards! Stop chasing the Lamborghini when there's so many Lada... "

who are you calling a lada,mex tex lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And my standards are what help make me the person i am "

Stop taking my crap thread so seriously! It's only to help pass my lunch break!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango.

Did someone say lunting? Good show. Meet you at the tobacconist. Bring your lunting shoes.

You, my lady are talking my kind of language!"

I may be late I must stop by the millinery to source suitable headwear.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I think you need something more interesting about yourself...

Perhaps you should include some pictures of yourself unicycling, or offer to treat the ladies to a weekend of bog-snorkelling ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango.

Did someone say lunting? Good show. Meet you at the tobacconist. Bring your lunting shoes.

You, my lady are talking my kind of language!

I may be late I must stop by the millinery to source suitable headwear. "

You know for the first time in my life I can see a reason for going to Blackpool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And my standards are what help make me the person i am

Stop taking my crap thread so seriously! It's only to help pass my lunch break!"
advice threads are harsh ,eat your lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you need something more interesting about yourself...

Perhaps you should include some pictures of yourself unicycling, or offer to treat the ladies to a weekend of bog-snorkelling .."

Hmmm i put a load more dick pics in public...see if that gets the rats in the trap.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just not getting the level of quality tail that i expected from you dirty people... Is it my profile?

Just looked at your profile and pics.

I so would, but only if lunting was involved too

Ah yes then you could admire my new pipe as i gave you some of mine..... Although you are a little young for me."

I have grey hair, wrinkles and I'm incontinent if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you need something more interesting about yourself...

Perhaps you should include some pictures of yourself unicycling, or offer to treat the ladies to a weekend of bog-snorkelling ..

Hmmm i put a load more dick pics in public...see if that gets the rats in the trap....."

rats maybe aint an ideal way to describe ladas lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you need something more interesting about yourself...

Perhaps you should include some pictures of yourself unicycling, or offer to treat the ladies to a weekend of bog-snorkelling ..

Hmmm i put a load more dick pics in public...see if that gets the rats in the trap.....

rats maybe aint an ideal way to describe ladas lol"

It's my excuse for having a cheesy dick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just not getting the level of quality tail that i expected from you dirty people... Is it my profile?

Just looked at your profile and pics.

I so would, but only if lunting was involved too

Ah yes then you could admire my new pipe as i gave you some of mine..... Although you are a little young for me.

I have grey hair, wrinkles and I'm incontinent if that helps "

By the time i finish with them, they are ALWAYS incontinent...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

What have you done to yourself, man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What have you done to yourself, man?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I reckon it's coming together nicely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's the age range going for you? I'm sure there are some of that age with the ability to pick you up and accommodate (if you can travel that way). Whether they'd like fisting and watersports is a different story, some may be into watersports, but potentially not purposely done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How's the age range going for you? I'm sure there are some of that age with the ability to pick you up and accommodate (if you can travel that way). Whether they'd like fisting and watersports is a different story, some may be into watersports, but potentially not purposely done "

I have very specific interests...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've asked for profile critique so I'll give it. It's the 2nd public picture down, the absolute filth one, dunno what filter is on that but it makes all the razor bumps prominent on the birds fanny and doesn't make your willy look like a nice colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love some advice on my profile... Any feedback would be great.,

Thanks in advance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've asked for profile critique so I'll give it. It's the 2nd public picture down, the absolute filth one, dunno what filter is on that but it makes all the razor bumps prominent on the birds fanny and doesn't make your willy look like a nice colour.

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add that to mine lol . I didnt know how to explain that the pic reminds me of an ice cream shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And my standards are what help make me the person i am

Stop taking my crap thread so seriously! It's only to help pass my lunch break!"

Lunch break? What is this thing you speak of?

Your profile? Should have won "best profile" in the 2015 awards.

Nooooooooooo idea why you are lucking out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've asked for profile critique so I'll give it. It's the 2nd public picture down, the absolute filth one, dunno what filter is on that but it makes all the razor bumps prominent on the birds fanny and doesn't make your willy look like a nice colour.

Lol the wrong filter clearly!

add that to mine lol . I didnt know how to explain that the pic reminds me of an ice cream shop "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And my standards are what help make me the person i am

Stop taking my crap thread so seriously! It's only to help pass my lunch break!

Lunch break? What is this thing you speak of?

Your profile? Should have won "best profile" in the 2015 awards.

Nooooooooooo idea why you are lucking out. "

Ah no it couldn't, it's changing by the minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love some advice on my profile... Any feedback would be great.,

Thanks in advance! "

You live way to far away thats my only criticism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re your profile. Shouldn't it be "no pants party"?

They're so much better than pants parties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the kind words, I'm actually from the Gatwick area and recently moved to Chicago so I'm home regularly so sometimes I'm a lot closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would love some advice on my profile... Any feedback would be great.,

Thanks in advance!

You live way to far away thats my only criticism "

No, i think you'll find that it is YOU who lives to far away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love some advice on my profile... Any feedback would be great.,

Thanks in advance!

You live way to far away thats my only criticism

No, i think you'll find that it is YOU who lives to far away!"

Quite probably, I do live in the back arsed end of beyond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the kind words, I'm actually from the Gatwick area and recently moved to Chicago so I'm home regularly so sometimes I'm a lot closer "

I'm sure the ladies on here will be delighted to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the kind words, I'm actually from the Gatwick area and recently moved to Chicago so I'm home regularly so sometimes I'm a lot closer

I'm sure the ladies on here will be delighted to hear that "

I certainly hope so! So many incredible people on here! X

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I would love some advice on my profile... Any feedback would be great.,

Thanks in advance! "

You look fuckable

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm just not getting the level of quality tail that i expected from you dirty people... Is it my profile? "

Lack of t. A lady likes t. Get thee to a haberdashery!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just not getting the level of quality tail that i expected from you dirty people... Is it my profile?

Lack of t. A lady likes t. Get thee to a haberdashery!"

I have t! Of course i have t!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just not getting the level of quality tail that i expected from you dirty people... Is it my profile?

Lack of t. A lady likes t. Get thee to a haberdashery!

I have t! Of course i have t!"

Do you have a kilt though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for the kind words, I'm actually from the Gatwick area and recently moved to Chicago so I'm home regularly so sometimes I'm a lot closer "

Oi! This is my shit thread! Get your own real one !

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Thanks for the kind words, I'm actually from the Gatwick area and recently moved to Chicago so I'm home regularly so sometimes I'm a lot closer

Oi! This is my shit thread! Get your own real one ! "

[THREAD HIJACK IN PROGRESS]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for the kind words, I'm actually from the Gatwick area and recently moved to Chicago so I'm home regularly so sometimes I'm a lot closer

Oi! This is my shit thread! Get your own real one !

[THREAD HIJACK IN PROGRESS]"

I know! Bloody liberties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More bareback pics.

More cock pics, preferably dripping.

More pics of laydees with a smidge of your moosetache in a corner of the pic.

Delete the words. No-one reads words.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

your cock bulge in red boxers, blue boxers, purple boxers, tartan boxers, black boxers, white boxers & any other colour boxers you can find...

works for tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your cock bulge in red boxers, blue boxers, purple boxers, tartan boxers, black boxers, white boxers & any other colour boxers you can find...

works for tits "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More bareback pics.

More cock pics, preferably dripping.

More pics of laydees with a smidge of your moosetache in a corner of the pic.

Delete the words. No-one reads words.

"

At last some proper advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your cock bulge in red boxers, blue boxers, purple boxers, tartan boxers, black boxers, white boxers & any other colour boxers you can find...

works for tits "

You have tits in your boxers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just write what you want its no good jumping through hoops to get meets with the wrong people be truthful and you will meet people who are right for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More bareback pics.

More cock pics, preferably dripping.

More pics of laydees with a smidge of your moosetache in a corner of the pic.

Delete the words. No-one reads words.

At last some proper advice! "

When you're wading through masses of clunge... think of me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just write what you want its no good jumping through hoops to get meets with the wrong people be truthful and you will meet people who are right for you "

Proper advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just write what you want its no good jumping through hoops to get meets with the wrong people be truthful and you will meet people who are right for you

Proper advice.

"

On completely the wrong thread...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right I'm finished now.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm just not getting the level of quality tail that i expected from you dirty people... Is it my profile? "

Not just that. It's pics as well.

Oh yeah - and shit messages too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm finished now."

What's lunting?

It looks amazing. I shall point all malefolk in your direction for profile advice henceforth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need patience lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Right I'm finished now.

What's lunting?

It looks amazing. I shall point all malefolk in your direction for profile advice henceforth. "

Walking whilst smoking a pipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm finished now.

What's lunting?

It looks amazing. I shall point all malefolk in your direction for profile advice henceforth.

Walking whilst smoking a pipe."

That sounds mighty soffistycayted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm finished now.

What's lunting?

It looks amazing. I shall point all malefolk in your direction for profile advice henceforth.

Walking whilst smoking a pipe.

That sounds mighty soffistycayted. "

Not when Clem does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm intrigued old boy, what's the a reason you've blocked me, apologies if I've offended you.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Right I'm finished now.

What's lunting?

It looks amazing. I shall point all malefolk in your direction for profile advice henceforth.

Walking whilst smoking a pipe."

It's quite a good activity to do if you are a flaneur ..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Right I'm finished now.

What's lunting?

It looks amazing. I shall point all malefolk in your direction for profile advice henceforth.

Walking whilst smoking a pipe.

That sounds mighty soffistycayted.

Not when Clem does it "

Does her really smoke a pipe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's have a look at it.

Moob pic- check

Tache pic- check

Oily torso pic- check

Scary eyes pic- check

Right nipple pic- check

Smokey eyes pic- check

Erect cock pic- ah I see your problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm finished now.

What's lunting?

It looks amazing. I shall point all malefolk in your direction for profile advice henceforth.

Walking whilst smoking a pipe.

That sounds mighty soffistycayted.

Not when Clem does it

Does her really smoke a pipe? "

You think he would joke about such a thing? It's serious business

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Right I'm finished now.

What's lunting?

It looks amazing. I shall point all malefolk in your direction for profile advice henceforth.

Walking whilst smoking a pipe.

That sounds mighty soffistycayted.

Not when Clem does it

Does her really smoke a pipe?

You think he would joke about such a thing? It's serious business "

Maybe he misses sucking something hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm finished now.

What's lunting?

It looks amazing. I shall point all malefolk in your direction for profile advice henceforth.

Walking whilst smoking a pipe.

That sounds mighty soffistycayted.

Not when Clem does it

Does her really smoke a pipe?

You think he would joke about such a thing? It's serious business

Maybe he misses sucking something hot. "

That could well be it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Terribly sorry to all you new comers, but the hilarity which was apparent at luncheon has since passed. My frankly abysmal, boarding on slanderous yet hilarious lunchtime profile and the selection of photographs that accompanied it have moved into hushed legend....you weren't there man, you weren't there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm finished now.

What's lunting?

It looks amazing. I shall point all malefolk in your direction for profile advice henceforth.

Walking whilst smoking a pipe.

That sounds mighty soffistycayted.

Not when Clem does it "

Where does he stick it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Terribly sorry to all you new comers, but the hilarity which was apparent at luncheon has since passed. My frankly abysmal, boarding on slanderous yet hilarious lunchtime profile and the selection of photographs that accompanied it have moved into hushed legend....you weren't there man, you weren't there.... "

You should get a ban for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm finished now.

What's lunting?

It looks amazing. I shall point all malefolk in your direction for profile advice henceforth.

Walking whilst smoking a pipe.

That sounds mighty soffistycayted.

Not when Clem does it

Where does he stick it? "

Put it this way. ...it makes him walk funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And my standards are what help make me the person i am

Stop taking my crap thread so seriously! It's only to help pass my lunch break!

Lunch break? What is this thing you speak of?

Your profile? Should have won "best profile" in the 2015 awards.

Nooooooooooo idea why you are lucking out.

Ah no it couldn't, it's changing by the minute!"

So I see.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, about this profile advice you wanted......

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh fuckit, I can't be arsed.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, about this profile advice you wanted......

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh fuckit, I can't be arsed.....

"

This parties over dude! Move on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your profile seems ok to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your profile seems ok to me

"

Thanks! But it's my 'almost sensible' one. Not the silly one i had on display earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your profile seems ok to me

Thanks! But it's my 'almost sensible' one. Not the silly one i had on display earlier. "

il go have another look then

and your welcome

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