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"Good morning mate  "or it could possibly be the female half or both. So good morning xx | |||
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"Mwah mwah mwah....anyone for a cupa and vegemite toast..... X " yes please. Could I have marmite xx | |||
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"Mwah mwah mwah....anyone for a cupa and vegemite toast..... X yes please. Could I have marmite xx" NOOOOOOO - Aussie household...VEGEMITE .......we won't be having that other stuff indoors..... Mwah x | |||
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"Mwah mwah mwah....anyone for a cupa and vegemite toast..... X yes please. Could I have marmite xx NOOOOOOO - Aussie household...VEGEMITE .......we won't be having that other stuff indoors..... Mwah x " ok vegemite it is  | |||
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"Mwah mwah mwah....anyone for a cupa and vegemite toast..... X yes please. Could I have marmite xx NOOOOOOO - Aussie household...VEGEMITE .......we won't be having that other stuff indoors..... Mwah x ok vegemite it is "Oh darling you are sweet I didn't expect your capitulation ......my love you can have what ever you desire on your toast..... Jam marmalade Welsh rarebit and of course marmite Xxxx Mwah | |||
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"Mwah mwah mwah....anyone for a cupa and vegemite toast..... X yes please. Could I have marmite xx NOOOOOOO - Aussie household...VEGEMITE .......we won't be having that other stuff indoors..... Mwah x ok vegemite it is
Oh darling you are sweet I didn't expect your capitulation ......my love you can have what ever you desire on your toast..... Jam marmalade Welsh rarebit and of course marmite Xxxx
Mwah "Aww thank you. You are so kind xx | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday "Morning all | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday "I'm hungry and that's made me think pancakes  | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched! "Il gladly help x | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched! "I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins. | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday "bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!  | |||
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If so Good Morning | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
Il gladly help x"I was kinda hoping PP or tosh would step up :-/ I'm still hoping they will. So no thanks | |||
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"Can it be still classed as morning if you haven't been to bed yet?
If so Good Morning "it's thursday for us =) | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins. "Shhhhhh don't tell people my name!!! Oh wait.. Does it say S or Sammi? Oh god my brain. It's disappearing. Help. | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins. "Ohhh shot she's back  | |||
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bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea! "Crikey, you want buggering as well  | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
Il gladly help x
I was kinda hoping PP or tosh would step up :-/ I'm still hoping they will. So no thanks "my ears are burning | |||
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"Can it be still classed as morning if you haven't been to bed yet?
If so Good Morning "You coming round for a brew? Bring McDonald's breakfast. I just ate but I want a sausage and egg mcmuffin | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back "Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets? | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well "errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
Il gladly help x
I was kinda hoping PP or tosh would step up :-/ I'm still hoping they will. So no thanks my ears are burning "Well stop making empty promises of spooning sessions then  | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
Il gladly help x
I was kinda hoping PP or tosh would step up :-/ I'm still hoping they will. So no thanks my ears are burning "it's not yer ears she wants though buddy.... | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it " | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Shhhhhh don't tell people my name!!!
Oh wait.. Does it say S or Sammi? Oh god my brain. It's disappearing. Help. "I mean on my profile btw..... And yes I now realise it says Sammi. It said S for ages and I forgot that I changed it. I'm just gonna go now..... | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
Il gladly help x
I was kinda hoping PP or tosh would step up :-/ I'm still hoping they will. So no thanks my ears are burning
it's not yer ears she wants though buddy...."Well I don't want his cock to burn :-/ or his arse for that matter :-/ | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets? "The other 1 | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1 "Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind  | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet "so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind "Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman "Oh I forgot that you're transparent | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it "Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months  | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that "Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track) | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent "meh meh meh...... | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months "I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/ | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh...... "Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/ | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months "doors always open mate, you know that. and if not...we have a rail card...you cant dodge us forever!! mwahahahaha! | |||
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"Bugger off yer noisy perverts! Can a girl not have a wank in peace nowadays?! "Nope | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/ "kettle's in the kitchen | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track) "Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track) "Olive juice you too, cock whore  | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen "I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name "What's yours, impotentoldmanwholovesadelle?  | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name "Definitely!! I wanna change mine. Sick of "I wish you lived next door to me" messages... Help? Anyone? | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Olive juice you too, cock whore "I'm a cum slut. Get it right.. | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name
Definitely!!
I wanna change mine. Sick of "I wish you lived next door to me" messages... Help? Anyone? "Cockwhoresnotbitch? | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Olive juice you too, cock whore
I'm a cum slut. Get it right.. "Cumslutcocksucker then | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name
Definitely!!
I wanna change mine. Sick of "I wish you lived next door to me" messages... Help? Anyone? "cuntwhocantmakeherownbrew? | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name
Definitely!!
I wanna change mine. Sick of "I wish you lived next door to me" messages... Help? Anyone?
Cockwhoresnotbitch?"Snot bitch? Eww. | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/ "I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name
What's yours, impotentoldmanwholovesadelle? "Awwwww did I hit a nerve. Didums bitch | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name
Definitely!!
I wanna change mine. Sick of "I wish you lived next door to me" messages... Help? Anyone?
cuntwhocantmakeherownbrew?"Such romance. | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Olive juice you too, cock whore
I'm a cum slut. Get it right..
Cumslutcocksucker then "Umm no. I don't want the wrong people messaging me
What was the one I had a while back? Tangfasticsfizzyfanny? | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name
What's yours, impotentoldmanwholovesadelle?
Awwwww did I hit a nerve. Didums bitch "Noooo. Just being honest babes.  | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x"it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Olive juice you too, cock whore
I'm a cum slut. Get it right..
Cumslutcocksucker then
Umm no. I don't want the wrong people messaging me
What was the one I had a while back? Tangfasticsfizzyfanny? "Oh please do. | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name
Definitely!!
I wanna change mine. Sick of "I wish you lived next door to me" messages... Help? Anyone?
cuntwhocantmakeherownbrew?"Pretty please will you make me a brew? | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
doors always open mate, you know that.
and if not...we have a rail card...you cant dodge us forever!! mwahahahaha! "Ah, seems like I'm a doomed man | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name
Definitely!!
I wanna change mine. Sick of "I wish you lived next door to me" messages... Help? Anyone?
cuntwhocantmakeherownbrew?
Such romance. "He's sleeping on the sofa unless he gets off his lazy arse and makes his cripple girlfriend a fucking cup of tea!!! | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Ohhh shitface that could so be the next user name
Definitely!!
I wanna change mine. Sick of "I wish you lived next door to me" messages... Help? Anyone?
cuntwhocantmakeherownbrew?
Such romance. "shakespeare couldn't write this shit i tell ya! | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Olive juice you too, cock whore
I'm a cum slut. Get it right..
Cumslutcocksucker then
Umm no. I don't want the wrong people messaging me
What was the one I had a while back? Tangfasticsfizzyfanny? "I thought it was Meg | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages "I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas... | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas... "And blowjobs... | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/
I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices "He put restraint points on the door and wall if that counts? Probably not | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Olive juice you too, cock whore
I'm a cum slut. Get it right..
Cumslutcocksucker then
Umm no. I don't want the wrong people messaging me
What was the one I had a while back? Tangfasticsfizzyfanny?
I thought it was Meg "Fuck off | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
And blowjobs..."Nah he prefers it when I sit on his face | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Olive juice you too, cock whore
I'm a cum slut. Get it right..
Cumslutcocksucker then
Umm no. I don't want the wrong people messaging me
What was the one I had a while back? Tangfasticsfizzyfanny?
I thought it was Meg
Fuck off "You did kinda walk into it | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas... "i know, but the bank manager looked at me like a right twat when i tried to pay the bills with a kiss and a plate of fookin' biscuits though! | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
And blowjobs...
Nah he prefers it when I sit on his face "Is it because you fart in his mouth? | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
doors always open mate, you know that.
and if not...we have a rail card...you cant dodge us forever!! mwahahahaha!
Ah, seems like I'm a doomed man "proper fucked! your a marked man | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/
I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices
He put restraint points on the door and wall if that counts? Probably not "That's what I meant, but do they work though | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
And blowjobs...
Nah he prefers it when I sit on his face
Is it because you fart in his mouth?"are you mental! i went in the loo earlier and practically had to use a spade to cut through the smell...there was shit condensing on the walls and everything | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
I'm fucking loling at the contributions on this thread Sammikins.
Ohhh shot she's back
Me or whatsherface who keeps changing her username and bullies me at every chance she gets?
The other 1
Oh. Thought I was missed. Nevermind
Your always missed where as she who has many names...... maybe I should leave it at that
Can't get rid of her. She's like a recurring case of herpes (love you shitface. Aka the weirdo who keeps changing her name so I can't keep track)
Olive juice you too, cock whore
I'm a cum slut. Get it right..
Cumslutcocksucker then
Umm no. I don't want the wrong people messaging me
What was the one I had a while back? Tangfasticsfizzyfanny?
I thought it was Meg
Fuck off
You did kinda walk into it "No. You're just a poo head. | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/
I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices
He put restraint points on the door and wall if that counts? Probably not
That's what I meant, but do they work though "yup | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
And blowjobs...
Nah he prefers it when I sit on his face
Is it because you fart in his mouth?
are you mental! i went in the loo earlier and practically had to use a spade to cut through the smell...there was shit condensing on the walls and everything"
Right, I've changed my mind about visiting you guys! | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
i know, but the bank manager looked at me like a right twat when i tried to pay the bills with a kiss and a plate of fookin' biscuits though!
"Dig out the Monopoly money then. Amateur | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/
I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices
He put restraint points on the door and wall if that counts? Probably not
That's what I meant, but do they work though "The one on the wall does. But on the door it's only ankle restraints at the moment cos we didn't get around to doing the top ones yet xD | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/
I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices
He put restraint points on the door and wall if that counts? Probably not
That's what I meant, but do they work though
The one on the wall does. But on the door it's only ankle restraints at the moment cos we didn't get around to doing the top ones yet xD "job for tomorrow actually....cheers | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
i know, but the bank manager looked at me like a right twat when i tried to pay the bills with a kiss and a plate of fookin' biscuits though!
Dig out the Monopoly money then. Amateur "it's cool, everything you own is for sale on line easy five quid for me | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
And blowjobs...
Nah he prefers it when I sit on his face
Is it because you fart in his mouth?
are you mental! i went in the loo earlier and practically had to use a spade to cut through the smell...there was shit condensing on the walls and everything"He's talking about himself btw. When he farts its like he's shit in his hands and clapped in my face :-/ | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/
I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices
He put restraint points on the door and wall if that counts? Probably not
That's what I meant, but do they work though
The one on the wall does. But on the door it's only ankle restraints at the moment cos we didn't get around to doing the top ones yet xD "You should stop distracting him then | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/
I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices
He put restraint points on the door and wall if that counts? Probably not
That's what I meant, but do they work though
The one on the wall does. But on the door it's only ankle restraints at the moment cos we didn't get around to doing the top ones yet xD
job for tomorrow actually....cheers "Can you put the clothes away too please? and finish tying the bed to the wall? and take the bins out. Thanks | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/
I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices
He put restraint points on the door and wall if that counts? Probably not
That's what I meant, but do they work though
The one on the wall does. But on the door it's only ankle restraints at the moment cos we didn't get around to doing the top ones yet xD
You should stop distracting him then "i'm looking at the door now.....might need to do some early morning diy, it's annoying now it's been pointed out as un finished | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
i know, but the bank manager looked at me like a right twat when i tried to pay the bills with a kiss and a plate of fookin' biscuits though!
Dig out the Monopoly money then. Amateur
it's cool, everything you own is for sale on line easy five quid for me "Dunno what you're on about everything I own for a fiver. My knickers are on sale for 20 quid.... | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/
I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices
He put restraint points on the door and wall if that counts? Probably not
That's what I meant, but do they work though
The one on the wall does. But on the door it's only ankle restraints at the moment cos we didn't get around to doing the top ones yet xD
You should stop distracting him then "He's a big boy, he's gonna have to learn to control himself. If I'm naked in bed with him and crying or something... he still gets a hard on | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
i know, but the bank manager looked at me like a right twat when i tried to pay the bills with a kiss and a plate of fookin' biscuits though!
Dig out the Monopoly money then. Amateur
it's cool, everything you own is for sale on line easy five quid for me
Dunno what you're on about everything I own for a fiver. My knickers are on sale for 20 quid...."a good mark up for george knickers and a pot of crab paste eh | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/
I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices
He put restraint points on the door and wall if that counts? Probably not
That's what I meant, but do they work though
The one on the wall does. But on the door it's only ankle restraints at the moment cos we didn't get around to doing the top ones yet xD
You should stop distracting him then
i'm looking at the door now.....might need to do some early morning diy, it's annoying now it's been pointed out as un finished "Can you drill some unnecessary holes in the floor tomorrow in the back room too? | |||
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"Morning all, have a flipping fantastic Friday
bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
i know, but the bank manager looked at me like a right twat when i tried to pay the bills with a kiss and a plate of fookin' biscuits though!
Dig out the Monopoly money then. Amateur
it's cool, everything you own is for sale on line easy five quid for me
Dunno what you're on about everything I own for a fiver. My knickers are on sale for 20 quid....
a good mark up for george knickers and a pot of crab paste eh"fuck you, I'm sleeping on the sofa. And I'm taking the duvet. FREEZE YOU KNOB!!! | |||
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bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
i know, but the bank manager looked at me like a right twat when i tried to pay the bills with a kiss and a plate of fookin' biscuits though!
Dig out the Monopoly money then. Amateur
it's cool, everything you own is for sale on line easy five quid for me
Dunno what you're on about everything I own for a fiver. My knickers are on sale for 20 quid....
a good mark up for george knickers and a pot of crab paste eh
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bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
i know, but the bank manager looked at me like a right twat when i tried to pay the bills with a kiss and a plate of fookin' biscuits though!
Dig out the Monopoly money then. Amateur
it's cool, everything you own is for sale on line easy five quid for me
Dunno what you're on about everything I own for a fiver. My knickers are on sale for 20 quid....
a good mark up for george knickers and a pot of crab paste eh
fuck you, I'm sleeping on the sofa. And I'm taking the duvet. FREEZE YOU KNOB!!!
i'm bringing my sofa in the bedroom then "I'm bringing my bed in the living room then. don't play this game with me. You'll lose... | |||
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bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
Will be up, hopefully in the next couple of months
I hope I'm not JUST watching :-/
I should hope not either, unless Christos decides to demonstrate one of his new fangled bondage devices
He put restraint points on the door and wall if that counts? Probably not
That's what I meant, but do they work though
The one on the wall does. But on the door it's only ankle restraints at the moment cos we didn't get around to doing the top ones yet xD
You should stop distracting him then
i'm looking at the door now.....might need to do some early morning diy, it's annoying now it's been pointed out as un finished
Can you drill some unnecessary holes in the floor tomorrow in the back room too? "ahhh...of course....noisy bastard downstairs wont like the sound of the hammer drill on his ceiling at 8am | |||
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bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
i know, but the bank manager looked at me like a right twat when i tried to pay the bills with a kiss and a plate of fookin' biscuits though!
Dig out the Monopoly money then. Amateur
it's cool, everything you own is for sale on line easy five quid for me
Dunno what you're on about everything I own for a fiver. My knickers are on sale for 20 quid....
a good mark up for george knickers and a pot of crab paste eh
fuck you, I'm sleeping on the sofa. And I'm taking the duvet. FREEZE YOU KNOB!!!
i'm bringing my sofa in the bedroom then
I'm bringing my bed in the living room then. don't play this game with me. You'll lose... "ok, but you don't have the tools to take it apart! this has just become a conversation between us.... i propose we try....wait for it...actual taliking...i'm gonna look to my left now ok and try actual spoken words ready? | |||
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bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
i know, but the bank manager looked at me like a right twat when i tried to pay the bills with a kiss and a plate of fookin' biscuits though!
Dig out the Monopoly money then. Amateur
it's cool, everything you own is for sale on line easy five quid for me
Dunno what you're on about everything I own for a fiver. My knickers are on sale for 20 quid....
a good mark up for george knickers and a pot of crab paste eh
fuck you, I'm sleeping on the sofa. And I'm taking the duvet. FREEZE YOU KNOB!!!
i'm bringing my sofa in the bedroom then
I'm bringing my bed in the living room then. don't play this game with me. You'll lose...
ok, but you don't have the tools to take it apart!
this has just become a conversation between us....
i propose we try....wait for it...actual taliking...i'm gonna look to my left now ok and try actual spoken words
ready?"The tools are in the pantry... or I'll just take the mattress.. also, Hi back, and yeah I'm good, you? | |||
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bugger me....it's friday, i had no idea!
Crikey, you want buggering as well
errr....yeah why not
can sammi watch? she watched last time and liked it
your face was more like this... ... ...
How would you know?! You were facing the other way with your head buried in the duvet
so we weren't fucking face to face with him up my arse no?....get your remembering cap on woman
Oh I forgot that you're transparent
meh meh meh......
Um. I've finished my brew. Why isn't there another one in my hand yet? :-/
kettle's in the kitchen
I'm a cripple with too many painkillers in my system.. You don't want me to fall over again do you? Brew please x
it's like working in a home for the elderly and infirm here, only with no wages
I'm not elderly or infirm. And I pay you in love and rich teas...
i know, but the bank manager looked at me like a right twat when i tried to pay the bills with a kiss and a plate of fookin' biscuits though!
Dig out the Monopoly money then. Amateur
it's cool, everything you own is for sale on line easy five quid for me
Dunno what you're on about everything I own for a fiver. My knickers are on sale for 20 quid....
a good mark up for george knickers and a pot of crab paste eh
fuck you, I'm sleeping on the sofa. And I'm taking the duvet. FREEZE YOU KNOB!!!
i'm bringing my sofa in the bedroom then
I'm bringing my bed in the living room then. don't play this game with me. You'll lose...
ok, but you don't have the tools to take it apart!
this has just become a conversation between us....
i propose we try....wait for it...actual taliking...i'm gonna look to my left now ok and try actual spoken words
ready?
The tools are in the pantry... or I'll just take the mattress..
also, Hi back, and yeah I'm good, you?"my tools are yeah...where are yours? and ahhh....that didn't work | |||
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morning Ace x x"Have the kettle on and will do us some peanut butter on toast xx | |||
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"My right side is taken.. Who wants my left? Bed is big enough and I wanna be sandwiched!
Il gladly help x
I was kinda hoping PP or tosh would step up :-/ I'm still hoping they will. So no thanks my ears are burning
it's not yer ears she wants though buddy....
Well I don't want his cock to burn :-/ or his arse for that matter :-/ "Lets Marvin Gaye and get it on | |||
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morning Ace x x
Have the kettle on and will do us some peanut butter on toast xx "kettles on xx | |||
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"now he's laughing at nothing. wtf. whatever he's on.. i want some" it's what i'm not on...that's the issue | |||
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morning Ace x x
Have the kettle on and will do us some peanut butter on toast xx
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True, just some days are worse than others "only really been there on a night it's crazy. Every man for himself x | |||
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i wish - 12 hour shift to get through first"I've just finished mine a hour ago xx | |||
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