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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all have one. No point hiding it. Let our guilty pleasures be told.....(mine is a blanket ive had since i was a child)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is probably either singing really loudly in the car or that i sleep with a teddy that I've had since I was 6

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is probably either singing really loudly in the car or that i sleep with a teddy that I've had since I was 6 "

T think everyone has a secret need to cuddle someone or something haha

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I like to piss in the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing in the car, solo sitting room discos to cheer myself up and sucking my thumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also like to use hubbys shaving oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to piss in the sink

"

never done that before

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I like to piss in the sink

never done that before "

It's a metaphor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Singing in the car, solo sitting room discos to cheer myself up and sucking my thumb. "

Sucking your thumb is cute as long as your not a middle aged man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to piss in the sink

never done that before

It's a metaphor "

Yeah yeah joe dont deny it now

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"We all have one. No point hiding it. Let our guilty pleasures be told.....(mine is a blanket ive had since i was a child)"

Kinky-minx, she would have you as a guilty pleasure

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I like to piss in the sink

never done that before

It's a metaphor

Yeah yeah joe dont deny it now"

Sorry, what...?

Was just having a pee...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all have one. No point hiding it. Let our guilty pleasures be told.....(mine is a blanket ive had since i was a child)

Kinky-minx, she would have you as a guilty pleasure"

I might have to give a sneaky little look at her profile

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

The Cheeky Girls

"Touch my bum, this is life"

Frickin hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to piss in the sink

never done that before

It's a metaphor

Yeah yeah joe dont deny it now

Sorry, what...?

Was just having a pee...

"

Well agreed the sink feels good just resting your bollicks on the basin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Cheeky Girls

"Touch my bum, this is life"

Frickin hilarious "

I have this song in my head now. Thanks

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I like to piss in the sink

never done that before

It's a metaphor

Yeah yeah joe dont deny it now

Sorry, what...?

Was just having a pee...

Well agreed the sink feels good just resting your bollicks on the basin"

You've been trying it too?

The height is just perfect. Fuck knows why I do it... the toilet is only 5ft away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to piss in the sink

never done that before

It's a metaphor

Yeah yeah joe dont deny it now

Sorry, what...?

Was just having a pee...

Well agreed the sink feels good just resting your bollicks on the basin

You've been trying it too?

The height is just perfect. Fuck knows why I do it... the toilet is only 5ft away

"

i try do trick shots. Resting my bollocks and cock on one side of the sink and trying to aim into the toilet

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"The Cheeky Girls

"Touch my bum, this is life"

Frickin hilarious

I have this song in my head now. Thanks "

Now I can see Lembit Opick (or however the fuck you spell his name?) touching the cheeky girls bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Cheeky Girls

"Touch my bum, this is life"

Frickin hilarious

I have this song in my head now. Thanks

Now I can see Lembit Opick (or however the fuck you spell his name?) touching the cheeky girls bum. "

Ooooo cheeky cheeky

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

When my wife left the first thing I did was piss in the sink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When my wife left the first thing I did was piss in the sink "

I have a piss in the shower every morning. Going to have to try the sink see if it goes somewhere

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"The Cheeky Girls

"Touch my bum, this is life"

Frickin hilarious

I have this song in my head now. Thanks

Now I can see Lembit Opick (or however the fuck you spell his name?) touching the cheeky girls bum. "

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to multi task in the morning and piss in the shower.....I don't feel guilty though.

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"We all have one. No point hiding it. Let our guilty pleasures be told.....(mine is a blanket ive had since i was a child)

Kinky-minx, she would have you as a guilty pleasure

I might have to give a sneaky little look at her profile"

She loves tall men, the taller the better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all have one. No point hiding it. Let our guilty pleasures be told.....(mine is a blanket ive had since i was a child)

Kinky-minx, she would have you as a guilty pleasure

I might have to give a sneaky little look at her profile

She loves tall men, the taller the better"

Good job im 6ft 8 isnt it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack black

I know, I know I dont understand it either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jack black

I know, I know I dont understand it either"

I think he is quite underrated. My fave actor is gerard butler. Think he is the only one id turn gay for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singing in the car, solo sitting room discos to cheer myself up and sucking my thumb.

Sucking your thumb is cute as long as your not a middle aged man "

It's almost entirely involuntary. I have to warn people if I spend the night as apparently it's a little disturbing! (I'm quite clearly not a middle aged man by the way).

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

sucking my thumb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Singing in the car, solo sitting room discos to cheer myself up and sucking my thumb.

Sucking your thumb is cute as long as your not a middle aged man

It's almost entirely involuntary. I have to warn people if I spend the night as apparently it's a little disturbing! (I'm quite clearly not a middle aged man by the way). "

well you have two curvatures that prove your not a man at all..... its like me when im in bed with someone i will always end up cuddling them like i do with my blanket haha

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium "

Good movie

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Getting in on this thumb sucking thing. I don't do it as much as I used to but apparently I was sucking my thumb in my sleep a few weeks ago xD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Getting in on this thumb sucking thing. I don't do it as much as I used to but apparently I was sucking my thumb in my sleep a few weeks ago xD "

I used to suck mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is eating with my fingers.....I was in a rather posh restaurant today and I ate the steak gravy Yorkshire pud and salad.... All with my fingers.... And I loved it......another one is drinking out of a bottle.....posh upbringing and had to eat in a restaurant nearly every night .....parents managed hotels.....so perfect manners.....so I adore breaking those etiquette rules......hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is eating with my fingers.....I was in a rather posh restaurant today and I ate the steak gravy Yorkshire pud and salad.... All with my fingers.... And I loved it......another one is drinking out of a bottle.....posh upbringing and had to eat in a restaurant nearly every night .....parents managed hotels.....so perfect manners.....so I adore breaking those etiquette rules......hehe"

how did you cut the steak with your fingers!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting in on this thumb sucking thing. I don't do it as much as I used to but apparently I was sucking my thumb in my sleep a few weeks ago xD "

awww you did indeed....glad you sleep so deeply, you'd have noticed the swap otherwise..

salty taste the morning after was there? =)

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By *isubbitchMan
over a year ago

guildford

I like to hold someone's cock as I sleep

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sniffing kittens

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By *luey manMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I'd never had guessed - nice headlamps btw

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I like to hold someone's cock as I sleep "

I fell asleep with a cock in my mouth once :-/ and a few times while holding a cock. I blame alcohol.

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By *luey manMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"I think mine is eating with my fingers.....I was in a rather posh restaurant today and I ate the steak gravy Yorkshire pud and salad.... All with my fingers.... And I loved it......another one is drinking out of a bottle.....posh upbringing and had to eat in a restaurant nearly every night .....parents managed hotels.....so perfect manners.....so I adore breaking those etiquette rules......hehe"
- and when did you start enjoying sex hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is eating with my fingers.....I was in a rather posh restaurant today and I ate the steak gravy Yorkshire pud and salad.... All with my fingers.... And I loved it......another one is drinking out of a bottle.....posh upbringing and had to eat in a restaurant nearly every night .....parents managed hotels.....so perfect manners.....so I adore breaking those etiquette rules......hehe

how did you cut the steak with your fingers!?"

It was cut in strips and with the sliced onions and gravy and sandwiched between two freshly made Yorkshire puds......I just pulled the puds apart and picked up the steak with my fingers and licked and sucked and chewed ..... Maybe that's why I have a bit of a talent.....maybe that's because I see u gentlemen as my guilty pleasure......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is eating with my fingers.....I was in a rather posh restaurant today and I ate the steak gravy Yorkshire pud and salad.... All with my fingers.... And I loved it......another one is drinking out of a bottle.....posh upbringing and had to eat in a restaurant nearly every night .....parents managed hotels.....so perfect manners.....so I adore breaking those etiquette rules......hehe - and when did you start enjoying sex hehehe "

Oh and that would defo be telling....a good catholic girl.....I was ....

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is eating with my fingers.....I was in a rather posh restaurant today and I ate the steak gravy Yorkshire pud and salad.... All with my fingers.... And I loved it......another one is drinking out of a bottle.....posh upbringing and had to eat in a restaurant nearly every night .....parents managed hotels.....so perfect manners.....so I adore breaking those etiquette rules......hehe

how did you cut the steak with your fingers!?

It was cut in strips and with the sliced onions and gravy and sandwiched between two freshly made Yorkshire puds......I just pulled the puds apart and picked up the steak with my fingers and licked and sucked and chewed ..... Maybe that's why I have a bit of a talent.....maybe that's because I see u gentlemen as my guilty pleasure......"

never been aroused over steak before....hmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is eating with my fingers.....I was in a rather posh restaurant today and I ate the steak gravy Yorkshire pud and salad.... All with my fingers.... And I loved it......another one is drinking out of a bottle.....posh upbringing and had to eat in a restaurant nearly every night .....parents managed hotels.....so perfect manners.....so I adore breaking those etiquette rules......hehe

how did you cut the steak with your fingers!?

It was cut in strips and with the sliced onions and gravy and sandwiched between two freshly made Yorkshire puds......I just pulled the puds apart and picked up the steak with my fingers and licked and sucked and chewed ..... Maybe that's why I have a bit of a talent.....maybe that's because I see u gentlemen as my guilty pleasure......

never been aroused over steak before....hmm "

Well as previously discussed u have a thing for melons .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fried cheese, fried in butter...with some dark stout beer and some cream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is eating with my fingers.....I was in a rather posh restaurant today and I ate the steak gravy Yorkshire pud and salad.... All with my fingers.... And I loved it......another one is drinking out of a bottle.....posh upbringing and had to eat in a restaurant nearly every night .....parents managed hotels.....so perfect manners.....so I adore breaking those etiquette rules......hehe"

Food seems to taste nicer if you eat it like you're ravenous at some middle age feast.

Tearing chuncks of meat off the bone then ripping a big chubk of crusty bread off the loaf and tuckingninto them both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is eating with my fingers.....I was in a rather posh restaurant today and I ate the steak gravy Yorkshire pud and salad.... All with my fingers.... And I loved it......another one is drinking out of a bottle.....posh upbringing and had to eat in a restaurant nearly every night .....parents managed hotels.....so perfect manners.....so I adore breaking those etiquette rules......hehe

how did you cut the steak with your fingers!?

It was cut in strips and with the sliced onions and gravy and sandwiched between two freshly made Yorkshire puds......I just pulled the puds apart and picked up the steak with my fingers and licked and sucked and chewed ..... Maybe that's why I have a bit of a talent.....maybe that's because I see u gentlemen as my guilty pleasure......

never been aroused over steak before....hmm

Well as previously discussed u have a thing for melons ......."

that's pretty normal though....right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to piss in the sink

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hey I like to piss in the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days... I currently have a Stitch teddy, a Batman Minion teddy & a fluffy tiger hot water bottle cover in my bed.

And when I'm in bed I stroke my pubic fuzz as a comfort thing.

Like I'm doing.

Like, right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my days... I currently have a Stitch teddy, a Batman Minion teddy & a fluffy tiger hot water bottle cover in my bed.

And when I'm in bed I stroke my pubic fuzz as a comfort thing.

Like I'm doing.

Like, right now."

you have fuzz x

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