FabSwingers.com forum: How much do you have to smoke...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Before you call yourself ' a smoker'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before you call yourself ' a smoker'?"

1 a week ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Before you call yourself ' a smoker'?

1 a week ? "

1 what though?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Depends on what yr smoking

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Depends on what yr smoking "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on what yr smoking "

Indeed !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Schmokin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smoked about 5 a day.. And never when out and about.. And haven't had one for 6 days... But have got that I'm a smoker on here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least 20 captain full strength a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I smoked about 5 a day.. And never when out and about.. And haven't had one for 6 days... But have got that I'm a smoker on here x"

Hmmmm,you sound like a smoker. Are you talking about cigarettes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£7.80

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least 20 captain full strength a day

I'd agree with you there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"£7.80"

Ok, what is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smoked about 5 a day.. And never when out and about.. And haven't had one for 6 days... But have got that I'm a smoker on here x

Hmmmm,you sound like a smoker. Are you talking about cigarettes?"

Yes

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By *uny1122Man
over a year ago

longeton

I m not a smoker ,but I think if any body smoke moor then 4 a day ,that person will be a smoker x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£7.80

Ok, what is?"

My annual budget for cigarettes,I smoke about a packet a year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I smoked about 5 a day.. And never when out and about.. And haven't had one for 6 days... But have got that I'm a smoker on here x

Hmmmm,you sound like a smoker. Are you talking about cigarettes?

Yes "

Well let's turn 6 days into 6 months!

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I think from my point of view, as a non smoker who has nothing against smokers.....if a potential meet smokes very occasionally in a social situation (perhaps on a Saturday night out with friends) then I can see them putting "non smoker". It's unlikely they would ever turn up to a meet having recently smoked a cigarette.

However if they smoke every day, even just one or two, I'd think they should identify as "smoker".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok how many alcoholic drinks a day until you call yourself an alcoholic...?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ok how many alcoholic drinks a day until you call yourself an alcoholic...?"

It's more about the time of day... if it's the first thing you do when you get out of bed then I'd guess there's a problem.

Just out of interest... where are you going with this?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Just out of interest... where are you going with this?

Can't you guess?

(I'm still coming to terms with the fact I have to fumigate Mrs ddc before kissing her if she's given someone else a blowjob...

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And now I'm wondering if by fumigating her, that makes her a smoker...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of interest... where are you going with this?

Can't you guess?

(I'm still coming to terms with the fact I have to fumigate Mrs ddc before kissing her if she's given someone else a blowjob...

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And now I'm wondering if by fumigating her, that makes her a smoker...

Mr ddc"

Nah, just kippered

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

And now I'm wondering if by fumigating her, that makes her a smoker...

Mr ddc

Nah, just kippered

Any excuse for a kip and she's off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely if you have one cig a day your a smoker ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok how many alcoholic drinks a day until you call yourself an alcoholic...?

It's more about the time of day... if it's the first thing you do when you get out of bed then I'd guess there's a problem.

Just out of interest... where are you going with this?

Someone told me if someone smoked at all then they are a smoker. Made me wonder if you drink at all does it make you an alcoholic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say if you smoke even socially / occasionally then you are a smoker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if it's something done regulalry - so every time you go to the pub, or every time you go out on a lunch break from work, enough for it to be a habit, then you are a smoker.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you only have a fag with a drink or a cigar at Christmas I don't class that as a smoker if your a chimney like me then you are a smoker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok how many alcoholic drinks a day until you call yourself an alcoholic...?

It's more about the time of day... if it's the first thing you do when you get out of bed then I'd guess there's a problem.

Just out of interest... where are you going with this?

Someone told me if someone smoked at all then they are a smoker. Made me wonder if you drink at all does it make you an alcoholic...

If you don't smoke anymore then you are an ex-smoker, i remember being able to tick the non smoker box on a medical form after I had given up for over a year.

My understanding is you're an alcoholic if you are dependant & can't function without drink.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Someone told me if someone smoked at all then they are a smoker. Made me wonder if you drink at all does it make you an alcoholic...

No, it makes you a drinker. Alcoholism is an addiction to alcohol rather than just a liking of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone told me if someone smoked at all then they are a smoker. Made me wonder if you drink at all does it make you an alcoholic...

No, it makes you a drinker. Alcoholism is an addiction to alcohol rather than just a liking of it.

So if you like smoking occasionally (not addicted) you're not a smoker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me if someone smoked at all then they are a smoker. Made me wonder if you drink at all does it make you an alcoholic...

No, it makes you a drinker. Alcoholism is an addiction to alcohol rather than just a liking of it.

So if you like smoking occasionally (not addicted) you're not a smoker?"

No you're still a smoker.

I quit smoking & then went back to it 'socially' for Life Insurance purposes I had to say I was a smoker even tho I might only smoke a few times a month.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone told me if someone smoked at all then they are a smoker. Made me wonder if you drink at all does it make you an alcoholic...

No, it makes you a drinker. Alcoholism is an addiction to alcohol rather than just a liking of it.

So if you like smoking occasionally (not addicted) you're not a smoker?

No you're still a smoker.

I quit smoking & then went back to it 'socially' for Life Insurance purposes I had to say I was a smoker even tho I might only smoke a few times a month."

What if you only smoked 3 times a year and didnt inhale?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

So if you like smoking occasionally (not addicted) you're not a smoker?"

No Smoker isn't the smoking equivalent of Alcoholic... I suppose the equivalent would be a Fag-a-holic or something like that....

Basically if you light your next cig with the one you've just put finished then that's on par.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Does nobody smoke a pipe any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me if someone smoked at all then they are a smoker. Made me wonder if you drink at all does it make you an alcoholic...

No, it makes you a drinker. Alcoholism is an addiction to alcohol rather than just a liking of it.

So if you like smoking occasionally (not addicted) you're not a smoker?

No you're still a smoker.

I quit smoking & then went back to it 'socially' for Life Insurance purposes I had to say I was a smoker even tho I might only smoke a few times a month.

What if you only smoked 3 times a year and didnt inhale?"

I'm not qualified to answer that question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So if you like smoking occasionally (not addicted) you're not a smoker?

No Smoker isn't the smoking equivalent of Alcoholic... I suppose the equivalent would be a Fag-a-holic or something like that....

Basically if you light your next cig with the one you've just put finished then that's on par."

I remember watching a trade union representative chain smoking Marlboro reds while breaking the filters off

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I smoke when I fuck.

Maybe I just need lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you smoke then surely your a smoker, the amount is irrelevant

I only smoke when I'm having a drink, if I didn't go out for a month then I wouldn't smoke for a month, but even though I packed up smoking regular many years ago I still get the urge to smoke when I have a drink, don't know why it don't bother me any other time but it don't

I still label myself as a smoker as if I meet somebody off here the chances are we will meet socially in a pub first therefore I will have a fag

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I smoke when I fuck.

Maybe I just need lube. "

Very good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhngWSBIIg4

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I smoke when I fuck.

Maybe I just need lube. "

Not oil based....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate smoking, most stupid thing I ever started. Haven't had one for the second day now but that's cos they are physically making me sick and hurting my throat cos I'm ill. Still have 16 in the pack though I'm hoping I can quit off the back of this illness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smoked about 5 a day.. And never when out and about.. And haven't had one for 6 days... But have got that I'm a smoker on here x

Hmmmm,you sound like a smoker. Are you talking about cigarettes?

Yes

Well let's turn 6 days into 6 months!

That's the plan

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

The term smoker implies regularity and frequency, i.e. habitual.

I wouldn't call someone who has a cigar on special occasions a smoker, but I would say anyone who has more than 2 or 3 every day is.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I hate smoking, most stupid thing I ever started. Haven't had one for the second day now but that's cos they are physically making me sick and hurting my throat cos I'm ill. Still have 16 in the pack though I'm hoping I can quit off the back of this illness. "

Good luck.... and get well soon x

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"The term smoker implies regularity and frequency, i.e. habitual.

I wouldn't call someone who has a cigar on special occasions a smoker, but I would say anyone who has more than 2 or 3 every day is."

I'm not sure that the term smoker implies any frequency what so ever. It just states that someone does smoke. They could be an occasional SMOKER, but that's still a smoker.

To me a non-smoker is someone who won't smoke anything at any point. If they will smoke (anything) than they are a smoker..

That's my view anyway.

Cal

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

"The term smoker implies regularity and frequency, i.e. habitual.

I wouldn't call someone who has a cigar on special occasions a smoker, but I would say anyone who has more than 2 or 3 every day is.

I'm not sure that the term smoker implies any frequency what so ever. It just states that someone does smoke. They could be an occasional SMOKER, but that's still a smoker.

To me a non-smoker is someone who won't smoke anything at any point. If they will smoke (anything) than they are a smoker..

That's my view anyway.

Cal"

It's an imprecise term. But if someone has the odd glass of sherry at christmas and birthdays, are they a drinker?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"It's an imprecise term. But if someone has the odd glass of sherry at christmas and birthdays, are they a drinker?"

Yes, because a non-drinker wouldn't have a glass of anything alcoholic at any time of the year.... because they're a non-drinker

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"It's an imprecise term. But if someone has the odd glass of sherry at christmas and birthdays, are they a drinker?

Yes, because a non-drinker wouldn't have a glass of anything alcoholic at any time of the year.... because they're a non-drinker"

I personally drink very rarely... a handful of times a year, but I still count myself as a drinker (not a non-drinker)

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last year i smoked my pipe (oo-er) approximately 8 times. So on advice from this thread i have changed my profile to 'smoker' now though i can't meet People who won't meet smokers. Even though i know very well when the sun comes out I'll put my pipe away until next winter and be training on my bicycle. Even though, as i sit here now i haven't smoked since Christmas day. Still people won't meet smokers ( the fact I'm also a twat has nothing to do with it...)

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"The term smoker implies regularity and frequency, i.e. habitual.

I wouldn't call someone who has a cigar on special occasions a smoker, but I would say anyone who has more than 2 or 3 every day is.

I'm not sure that the term smoker implies any frequency what so ever. It just states that someone does smoke. They could be an occasional SMOKER, but that's still a smoker.

To me a non-smoker is someone who won't smoke anything at any point. If they will smoke (anything) than they are a smoker..

That's my view anyway.

Cal

It's an imprecise term. But if someone has the odd glass of sherry at christmas and birthdays, are they a drinker?"

Yes, as they drink. If you smoke, you are a smoker. quantity makes no difference in my humble opinion.

Maybe a person could be described as a light smoker or occasional smoker, but ultimately, still a smoker as they smoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much, I really must quit

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

If there is a fair likelihood that you have had a cigarette/pipe/cigar on the day of a meet then "smoker" is the box to tick. If you had a cig with mates on Saturday but haven't since then you are not going to smell of smoke today.

Mind you with the pub ban, social smoking has disappeared. It's seen as antisocial now.

I last smoked anything about seven years ago when I had a cigar at a achool reunion.

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