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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..such a fantastic English word. I probably use it far too much when discussing fools.

What's your word of the day?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Defenestrate - it sums up what I'd like to do to the chap who was driving up the street outside work like a madman at 0515 this morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Defenestrate - it sums up what I'd like to do to the chap who was driving up the street outside work like a madman at 0515 this morning.

Had to google that one. I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobytrap.

Because when you spell it backwards, it spells Partyboob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobytrap.

Because when you spell it backwards, it spells Partyboob

Love that!

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Cockwomble - because I met one on the way to work.

That person that has you face-palm and shake your head....

You know them.. Pushes with all his might on a door that says pull.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cockwomble - because I met one on the way to work.

That person that has you face-palm and shake your head....

You know them.. Pushes with all his might on a door that says pull.

I work with my fair share of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defenestrate - it sums up what I'd like to do to the chap who was driving up the street outside work like a madman at 0515 this morning.

no no no! There called fuckwits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Defenestrate - it sums up what I'd like to do to the chap who was driving up the street outside work like a madman at 0515 this morning.

no no no! There called fuckwits

Fuckwit is a timeless classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words I've been using a lot recently are cock snot and rhinos-a-pog. The latter was something my friend just came out with once we cracked up laughing at it. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The words I've been using a lot recently are cock snot and rhinos-a-pog. The latter was something my friend just came out with once we cracked up laughing at it. Lol"

Brilliant. What would be the definition of rhinos-a-pog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine blurted out a very rude "thundercunt" at someone who was pissing him off. I just lost myself laughing at the creativity of such an insult!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A friend of mine blurted out a very rude "thundercunt" at someone who was pissing him off. I just lost myself laughing at the creativity of such an insult!"

Made me laugh too! This all makes my potty mouth sound PG

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Candaulist.

Been the word for a few days for me (him), much more fitting due to the way we're set up to play. 'The benevolent candaulist', yeah, I like that.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Clusterfuck:

When something gets completely cocked up. (perhaps at work, ) by multiple people, then more people turn up and try to solve it, and fuck it up even more.

As in " who started this clusterfuck?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Candaulist.

Been the word for a few days for me (him), much more fitting due to the way we're set up to play. 'The benevolent candaulist', yeah, I like that.

Another google trip. Saucy devil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clusterfuck:

When something gets completely cocked up. (perhaps at work, ) by multiple people, then more people turn up and try to solve it, and fuck it up even more.

As in " who started this clusterfuck?"

Sorry it was me. Too busy googling new words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defenestrate - it sums up what I'd like to do to the chap who was driving up the street outside work like a madman at 0515 this morning.

Ah!

Now I accidentally googled fenestrate first - and assumed you wanted to make him an extra anus!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm rather partial to a 'numpty'! Can be used in any company even around children and can be said with varying degrees of force or resignation (and accompanied by some head shaking).

When swearing I go for Latin, poor drivers are often Twattus Cuntus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks guys! You've kept me busy for a few minutes in a hospital waiting room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i prefer Twunt

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Thanks guys! You've kept me busy for a few minutes in a hospital waiting room!

See if you can reset your message alert to a scream - gives me great pleasure in hospital waiting rooms watching people hear a muffled scream and thinking that they're next

I spend too much time in hospitals...

Hope all's ok honeybun

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

Not really thought about it before but I now realise all my everyday playful ones are masculine ... Knob, Bell end, and Wand. I have however been known to say stop "fannying about" or "don't be a pussy" the C word is only used if someone has really pissed me off and they would have to shave been a complete and utter knob !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks guys! You've kept me busy for a few minutes in a hospital waiting room!

I'm still laughing at your last post!

Hope they don't keep you waiting too long lady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rather partial to a 'numpty'! Can be used in any company even around children and can be said with varying degrees of force or resignation (and accompanied by some head shaking).

When swearing I go for Latin, poor drivers are often Twattus Cuntus

Love it! I shall dig out my GCSE Latin dictionary to see whether it's proper of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks guys! You've kept me busy for a few minutes in a hospital waiting room!

See if you can reset your message alert to a scream - gives me great pleasure in hospital waiting rooms watching people hear a muffled scream and thinking that they're next

I spend too much time in hospitals...

Hope all's ok honeybun

That made me giggle! Yes I'm ok lovely - just getting a recovering eye infection checked out! Fifth visit in 2 weeks - they've been brilliant to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not really thought about it before but I now realise all my everyday playful ones are masculine ... Knob, Bell end, and Wand. I have however been known to say stop "fannying about" or "don't be a pussy" the C word is only used if someone has really pissed me off and they would have to shave been a complete and utter knob !!!

I quite like 'wand' never heard it used like that before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks guys! You've kept me busy for a few minutes in a hospital waiting room!

I'm still laughing at your last post!

Hope they don't keep you waiting too long lady x"

Thanks lovely - I'm still here! Only an hour late so far! I'm hardly dying though so fair enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Candaulist.

Been the word for a few days for me (him), much more fitting due to the way we're set up to play. 'The benevolent candaulist', yeah, I like that.

Fabulous word - love it...

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fabulous word - love it...

Mwah "

Aw I saw your name and was hoping for something Aussie and wonderful to add to my vocabulary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh i prefer Twunt

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A great word! Are there any more mix up's?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Osculation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Osculation.

Pucker up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The words I've been using a lot recently are cock snot and rhinos-a-pog. The latter was something my friend just came out with once we cracked up laughing at it. Lol

Brilliant. What would be the definition of rhinos-a-pog?"

It was his word for ugly girls. Me I just use it as an unusual insult. But it rolls off the tongue, the best word for a ugly person is trogzilla.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Muvvers" the abbreviated version of "mothers cunt".

Another would be "cunty", which can be used in conjunction with "bollocks" to create the phrase "cunty bollocks".

Can you use it in a sentence please.... "fuck off cunty".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Muvvers" the abbreviated version of "mothers cunt".

Another would be "cunty", which can be used in conjunction with "bollocks" to create the phrase "cunty bollocks".

Can you use it in a sentence please.... "fuck off cunty"."

Have you ever read Irvine welsh's filth? The character he calls cunty bunty

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Fubar: to describe something that has gone completely wrong;

Actually it's an acronym for

Fucked

Beyond

All

Recognition .

Often used with clusterfuck; as in

"I see there is a clusterfuck with the IT system this morning"

"Yes, it's completely fubar"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fubar: to describe something that has gone completely wrong;

Actually it's an acronym for

Fucked

Beyond

All

Recognition .

Often used with clusterfuck; as in

"I see there is a clusterfuck with the IT system this morning"

"Yes, it's completely fubar"

I love an acronym.

I'm OK (Old and Knackered)

I'm fine (Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic and Empty)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard...used to describe anyone who's stupidly annoying

Twatbadger... see above

Shall be stealing rhinos-a-pog, that made me giggle!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Thanks guys! You've kept me busy for a few minutes in a hospital waiting room!

See if you can reset your message alert to a scream - gives me great pleasure in hospital waiting rooms watching people hear a muffled scream and thinking that they're next

I spend too much time in hospitals...

Hope all's ok honeybun

That made me giggle! Yes I'm ok lovely - just getting a recovering eye infection checked out! Fifth visit in 2 weeks - they've been brilliant to be fair!

Fingers crossed they sort it.

I've started my hospital wait well by grazing my hand and needing medical attention before I even left reception!

Apparently they've never had to open the first aid kit before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Num nuts or soppy bollocks are some that I used this morning whilst driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshit is my most ysed word today but i will opt for kudos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HUMPH XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plonker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Callipygian.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Planker!!

Discovered the mashup whilst driving one day!

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