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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Made ya look, ya dirty duck...cant remember the rest.

But while your up make us a skinny caramel latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you insist! {Dons the strap on}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao, it's on its way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you insist! {Dons the strap on} "

Ooo errr missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta! "

I'm sure a builders without sugar is just called tea with milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta! "

But its my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you insist! {Dons the strap on}

Ooo errr missus "
hey you'll spill it you can't ride and drink at same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

Well why don't both of you stay in bed and I'll make us all a cuppa and join you lol x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made ya look, ya dirty duck...cant remember the rest.

But while your up make us a skinny caramel latte "

No and no....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green tea and lashings of it thank you lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Green tea and lashings of it thank you lovely "

Healthy option I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you insist! {Dons the strap on}

Ooo errr missus hey you'll spill it you can't ride and drink at same time "

Put the drink down slut and take my throbbing length...DRY!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Made ya look, ya dirty duck...cant remember the rest.

But while your up make us a skinny caramel latte

No and no.... "

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you insist! {Dons the strap on}

Ooo errr missus hey you'll spill it you can't ride and drink at same time

Put the drink down slut and take my throbbing length...DRY! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Green tea and lashings of it thank you lovely "

For you of course but dont tell the fellas i only suck up to the girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost dropped the latte and was unzipping ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you insist! {Dons the strap on}

Ooo errr missus hey you'll spill it you can't ride and drink at same time

Put the drink down slut and take my throbbing length...DRY! "

Ok Ok I will spit lube it first then...just for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Almost dropped the latte and was unzipping ha"

Never harm the coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe I fell for that, or did I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you insist! {Dons the strap on}

Ooo errr missus hey you'll spill it you can't ride and drink at same time

Put the drink down slut and take my throbbing length...DRY!

Ok Ok I will spit lube it first then...just for you "

Hahaha lubed and ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

But its my bed "

I don't care!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quack!

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

But its my bed

I don't care! "

You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Green tea and lashings of it thank you lovely

For you of course but dont tell the fellas i only suck up to the girls "

My lips are sealed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

But its my bed

I don't care!

You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards? "

A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

But its my bed

I don't care!

You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?

A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky! "

Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Green tea and lashings of it thank you lovely

For you of course but dont tell the fellas i only suck up to the girls

My lips are sealed "

If she's sucking you might wanna open those lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

But its my bed

I don't care!

You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?

A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky!

Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask? "

When your fella farts in bed and holds the duvet over you so you cant escape...its a niche kink but someone's gotta do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

But its my bed

I don't care!

You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?

A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky!

Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask?

When your fella farts in bed and holds the duvet over you so you cant escape...its a niche kink but someone's gotta do it "

hahaha thats mean to the nth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

But its my bed

I don't care!

You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards? "

Dutch oven!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

But its my bed

I don't care!

You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?

A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky!

Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask?

When your fella farts in bed and holds the duvet over you so you cant escape...its a niche kink but someone's gotta do it "

Oh that's right, only fellas fact eh

Although I suppose ladies fluff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

But its my bed

I don't care!

You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?

A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky!

Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask?

When your fella farts in bed and holds the duvet over you so you cant escape...its a niche kink but someone's gotta do it

Oh that's right, only fellas fact eh

Although I suppose ladies fluff. "

Well I fart rose scented glitter so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you insist! {Dons the strap on}

Ooo errr missus hey you'll spill it you can't ride and drink at same time

Put the drink down slut and take my throbbing length...DRY!

Ok Ok I will spit lube it first then...just for you

Hahaha lubed and ready "

Right...gotta go to work...anyone wanna take over with the strap on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!

Builders, no sugar ta!

But its my bed

I don't care!

You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?

A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky!

Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask?

When your fella farts in bed and holds the duvet over you so you cant escape...its a niche kink but someone's gotta do it

Oh that's right, only fellas fact eh

Although I suppose ladies fluff.

Well I fart rose scented glitter so...."

Don't tell Funky Monkey! Unless you also have a fez and an extra breast?

Oh and paint yourself blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made ya look, ya dirty duck...cant remember the rest.

But while your up make us a skinny caramel latte

No and no....

Bitch "

Who you calling a bitch. Princess to you...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Made ya look, ya dirty duck...cant remember the rest.

But while your up make us a skinny caramel latte

No and no....

Bitch

Who you calling a bitch. Princess to you...lol"

Yes princess no princess 3 bags full princess

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Nice to see you obeying

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