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Forget Sofa Shops, the Real Scandal is the Bed Shops...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I mean, first they say "would you like to try it out", and then no sooner than Mrs ddc is naked with a small dwarf sitting on her face, suddenly they're all:

"Oh, I just meant would you like to sit on it fully clothed"

Seriously, who goes to bed fully clothed?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did you find the dwarf?

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"Where did you find the dwarf?"

You mean you don't carry a dwarf everywhere for such eventualities?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Where did you find the dwarf?"

(It was a little hippo, don't ask me, something to do with new mattresses I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where did you find the dwarf?

You mean you don't carry a dwarf everywhere for such eventualities? "

Er... no. He doesn't fit in my handbag

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Outstanding! (price)

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Outstanding! (price) "

We weren't sure about the bit where it says "other sizes available": this time of year, after all those Lindor, Mrs ddc only really comes in 'large'

{prepares to duck...}

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Mostly they have a protected at the bottom of the bed.

By the way the price is not always the price. Especially at Bensons you can get big discounts if you play hard to get and the salespeople will compete to give a better price....and ask for accessories. Mattress protectors etc.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


" if you play hard to get and the salespeople will compete to give a better price....and ask for accessories. Mattress protectors etc.

"

If Mrs ddc played hard to get I wouldn't have stood a chance!

(Did that come out as a compliment? In my head it did )

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Would love to know how you do it without getting caught!!!

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

My Ikea mattress came with a 35 year guarantee..... Since I'm in my 40's have I bought my death bed?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

The innuendo opportunities are endless. Shame the salesmen weren't sexy when we were buying. I must say our purchase is good on the knees

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Would love to know how you do it without getting caught!!!"

Military planning, timing, a lot of luck, and being very fast.

In fact, it's one of the few times Mrs ddc doesn't mind me finishing so quickly...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Outstanding! (price)

We weren't sure about the bit where it says "other sizes available": this time of year, after all those Lindor, Mrs ddc only really comes in 'large'

{prepares to duck...}

"

This is where all the laughing originates then!!

You'll need to more than duck, BTW, just opened my last box of Lindors (or I'll flatten you!)

Mrs DDC

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Mr and Mrs DDC you are the best!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Having bumped into them in a club, I can well believe that they have their own personal dwarf for these sorts of events.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Mr and Mrs DDC you are the best! "

Shag started it, with his sofa thread last week!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Love it OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I go bed shopping with you guys?

-Courtney

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

After reading all that I'm confused as looking for a new bed at the moment but because I want a small double with headboard and drawers in black it's turning into a nightmare

Any tips

Xxx

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Where did you find the dwarf?

You mean you don't carry a dwarf everywhere for such eventualities?

Er... no. He doesn't fit in my handbag "

they need to be inflated, there is a valve to blow into..

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Can I go bed-hopping with you guys?

-Courtney"

Anytime -

(Corrected your spelling )

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Having bumped into them in a club, I can well believe that they have their own personal dwarf for these sorts of events. "

You realise that you will forever have to greet us by asking: "Mr ddc, is that a small dwarf in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Ikea mattress came with a 35 year guarantee..... Since I'm in my 40's have I bought my death bed?"

Lol..... Omg that's brilliant xx

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I go bed-hopping with you guys?

-Courtney

Anytime -

(Corrected your spelling )"

I like your version better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey.. You two are epic risk-takers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be looking for an extra discount on that bed

At least it's been broken in

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Where did you find the dwarf?"

There is a dwarf shortage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where did you find the dwarf?

There is a dwarf shortage?"

there just abit short on the ground at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love those pics -

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've just been looking at hot pics

I thought you were joking!!!

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"I mean, first they say "would you like to try it out", and then no sooner than Mrs ddc is naked with a small dwarf sitting on her face, suddenly they're all:

"Oh, I just meant would you like to sit on it fully clothed"

Seriously, who goes to bed fully clothed?

Mr ddc"

They are clearly just weird try it out in proper test conditions or its s pointless test I say, Mrs ddc was appropriately attired for the agreed test so fair play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for dwarves? As it is the end of pantomime season find Snow White she will have seven to spare, well six anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol @ the very apt price on the drawer set

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

coorrr!

Just seen the girl on the SCS furniture advert. In a long tight bodycon knitted dress....Phoarr! Wouldn't mind her sitting on...oh my word! what am I saying

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