FabSwingers.com forum: Worst chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you move your knickers to one side...............

Can I fit my socks in your drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you smell fish ?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Was your dad a baker because you have nice baps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

Go grab your coat!!! You have just pulled

How do you like your eggs in the morning - fertilised I hope

Can I just see your clothes tag - yep I can confirm you have been made in heaven

Got loads more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would u like play strip poker u strip I poke ya

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

You ask to borrow her arm

You right on her arm your mobile no then a / and the number 100

You then tell her that's my mobile number and if she asks about the 100 you reply

That the amount of positions I am going to shag you around my house tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a sat nav because I'm lost in your eyes.

Really.

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

"Do you have a sat nav because I'm lost in your eyes.

Really."

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you move your knickers to one side...............

Can I fit my socks in your drawer

Is it bad I like that one

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

Wow that is such a sexy outfit your wearing only one thing missing.

It's needs to be on my bedroom floor in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst I have heard was vile he said have you just passed wind because you blew me away

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

"The worst I have heard was vile he said have you just passed wind because you blew me away

Now that's not nice or lady like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst I have heard was vile he said have you just passed wind because you blew me away

Now that's not nice or lady like "
they said it to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst I have heard was vile he said have you just passed wind because you blew me away

Now that's not nice or lady like they said it to me lol"

was he taking the piss or was that seriously to get your attention?

Can you catch?

Two balls coming your way

courtesy of max and paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a really warm and welcoming aura, can I read you poetry?

I kid you not, I've been on the receiving end of that. My girly friends all abandoned me and stood at the bar laughing whilst I politely tried to escape the loser! Bitches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was a squirrel I'd bury my nuts in you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i was a squirrel I'd bury my nuts in you!!!"

That would at least get a guffaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guffaw is a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,

But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine

Jimmy pop everybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a mirror in your knickers?..

I can see myself in them tonight.

Have seen a friend crash and burn over that one, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

And if you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-Cumber.

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Did it hurt?

What?

When you fell from heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heres ten pence phone your mom and tell her you wont be home tonight

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

To be used with an old key

'Excuse me I have just found the key to your heart'

One of my mates use to use that one and for some reason it did work for him can't see why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my phone number...can I borrow yours?

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

Another good one is you ask a lady to hold a beer or bottle for you then wait.

She will eventually put it down or drink it to which you reply

'Fantastic you have finished your drink lets go back to mine for a good romp'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you move your knickers to one side...............

Can I fit my socks in your drawer

Is it bad I like that one

Well it's worked a few times haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my teddy bear...will you sleep with me tonight?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

There's no spare chairs in here, oh well I will just have to sit on your face

Walk up to a lad and feel his shirt, "hmmm feels like boyfriend material to me"

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

mine was "I'm straight but your pics have turned me gay"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"mine was "I'm straight but your pics have turned me gay""

Tbf, you are pretty fuckable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I watch you on the toilet...

This is not a request ha ha but a message I had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dress is looking good on you....would look better on bedroom floor. X

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I had someone lick their finger touch my chest and say you'll catch a chill in those wet clothes better take them off quickly. ....my mates was the mating call of the giant clam...."pssst wanna fuck?"! Both worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I watch you on the toilet...

This is not a request ha ha but a message I had"

I've had that message on here too. Weirdos for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I call your left leg Christmas and your right leg easter, can I come visit between the holidays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a painter and decorator...

Can I whitewash your cervix

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

Hay Angel, which cloud did you fall from,

PS: It worked!

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