FabSwingers.com forum: I'm the perfect girlfriend

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jays coming for a couple of days and my mouth is to sore for blowjobs so Ive bought him a chocolate orange as a substitute

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm sure he'll be thrilled

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Not sure what the connection is? Is this something new I don't know about?

PS I love chocolate oranges x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you melt out the middle bit??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and im having strange thoughts about what might happen to the chocolate orange

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Not sure what the connection is? Is this something new I don't know about?

PS I love chocolate oranges x"
so does he Im hoping he sees it as worthy compensation

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh for goodness sake you lots minds

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"and im having strange thoughts about what might happen to the chocolate orange

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so am i very kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you melt out the middle bit??

I was thinking the same.

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Do you tap it on something hard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you tap it on something hard?

then unwrap ???

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Do you tap it on something hard?

then unwrap ???

And take big bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you tap it on something hard?

then unwrap ???

And take big bite

or ......... nibble a bit at a time

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Weirdos

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Do you tap it on something hard?

then unwrap ???

And take big bite

or ......... nibble a bit at a time"

Stick it in your mouth and let it melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdos

us ?

we arent the ones swapping a chocolate globe thing for your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you tap it on something hard?

then unwrap ???

And take big bite

or ......... nibble a bit at a time

Stick it in your mouth and let it melt"

bound to dribble and get in a mess

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Do you tap it on something hard?

then unwrap ???

And take big bite

or ......... nibble a bit at a time

Stick it in your mouth and let it melt

bound to dribble and get in a mess"

It's best to swallow then

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Weirdos

us ?

we arent the ones swapping a chocolate globe thing for your mouth

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now you know I'm going to bloody well stick his cock through the middle of it cause you lot planted the idea into my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ia no one else curious why her mouth is so sore

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Weirdos

us ?

we arent the ones swapping a chocolate globe thing for your mouth

now you know I'm going to bloody well stick his cock through the middle of it cause you lot planted the idea into my head

Our work here is done

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Ia no one else curious why her mouth is so sore

Too much chocolate orange?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ia no one else curious why her mouth is so sore

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because ibe had a stinking cold and my lips are swollen and cracked and can only open my mouth a bit of the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ia no one else curious why her mouth is so sore

because ibe had a stinking cold and my lips are swollen and cracked and can only open my mouth a bit of the way

slap on mega amounts of vaseline and ease open slowly

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hes on the phone and I can't stop giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes on the phone and I can't stop giggling

wait til he sees what hes got to attempt tomorrow - we need pics so we can laugh too

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Hes on the phone and I can't stop giggling

wait til he sees what hes got to attempt tomorrow - we need pics so we can laugh too

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I might do a picture where having a little party tomorrow night so I will get him to stick his cock in it after a few drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes on the phone and I can't stop giggling

wait til he sees what hes got to attempt tomorrow - we need pics so we can laugh too

I might do a picture where having a little party tomorrow night so I will get him to stick his cock in it after a few drinks

looking forward to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky guy I live chocolate oranges if he doesn't want it, can we share it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucky guy I live chocolate oranges if he doesn't want it, can we share it

*love

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

No, I'm the perfect girlfriend, I have two chocolate oranges. Beat that bitches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it..... I think I will add chocolate orange to my box of treats I keep as surprises.....

At the appropriate moment I love saying "surprise" and bringing out my tenga eggs and saying I want to use this on you and ... They just gulp - their eyes grow big - they suck their breath in - and don't know what to say to me.....Now I will bring out the chocolate orange and watch them cry ..... Lol

Lov it xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No, I'm the perfect girlfriend, I have two chocolate oranges. Beat that bitches!

Marry me, as long as they are backed up with two bottles of Jack Daniels

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"No, I'm the perfect girlfriend, I have two chocolate oranges. Beat that bitches!

Marry me, as long as they are backed up with two bottles of Jack Daniels

I have a bottle and a half of JD....is it a deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you melt out the middle bit??

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ia no one else curious why her mouth is so sore

because ibe had a stinking cold and my lips are swollen and cracked and can only open my mouth a bit of the way

Yer yer don't believe ya!

Go on diamonds tell us the truth...exactly how many blow jobs does it take to get a sore mouth??

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over a year ago

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