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Is your wood swollen and stiff?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ahh that made ya look!

Anybody else having problems with there wooden front door shutting? Garden gate opening and shutting? etc, with all this rain.

Its pissin me right off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum's front door's doing my head in

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales


"My mum's front door's doing my head in "

Stop banging against it then...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum's front door's doing my head in

Stop banging against it then...xx"

Cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I keep not being able to get the garage door open, it's a right bugger.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

I used to have a home that comfortably accommodated blackbirds...now it will only fit tits, and only one of them at a time

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

PVC here . it's all nice and smooth!

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The back gate is swollen so won't close properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much help now but when it dries out treating with water seal (the stuff for bricks) two coats. Stops it absorbing the water

Worked on my garage door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not much help now but when it dries out treating with water seal (the stuff for bricks) two coats. Stops it absorbing the water

Worked on my garage door.

"
Will do, cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back gate is a little tricky at the moment

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Mine's very damp and just smoulders and smokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back gate is a little tricky at the moment"

Lube and foreplay...you will get there

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Don't whatever you do shave a bit off, it'll never fit when the swelling goes down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Da dah! Actually a post on exactly the topic I thought! Swollen Doors!

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Back gate is a little tricky at the moment

Lube and foreplay...you will get there "

That's interesting, I sorted out my sliding balcony doors with Bootylube from Ann Summers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't whatever you do shave a bit off, it'll never fit when the swelling goes down"
Oh I won't, learnt from that! Btw, often wondered, what does 'amp' mean? I keep seeing it!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Don't whatever you do shave a bit off, it'll never fit when the swelling goes downOh I won't, learnt from that! Btw, often wondered, what does 'amp' mean? I keep seeing it! "

We must get round to changing that. If you use & the site corrects it to amp which is short for ampersand

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

At my old house, before I had upvc replacement doors & windows, the kitchen door used to swell up so much I had to plane it down every year. When it dried out in the summer, there was a gap that an elephant would have had little trouble negotiating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't whatever you do shave a bit off, it'll never fit when the swelling goes downOh I won't, learnt from that! Btw, often wondered, what does 'amp' mean? I keep seeing it!

We must get round to changing that. If you use & the site corrects it to amp which is short for ampersand "
Ahh ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timber expands and contracts depending on it's moisture content

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields


"Timber expands and contracts depending on it's moisture content"
no shit Sherlock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Timber expands and contracts depending on it's moisture content no shit Sherlock "
pmsl

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

We have to slip our fingers into the letter box and give it a good pull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Having this issue with the garage door. I opened it and now it won't close properly. Had the get the guy next door to come sort it out so I could lock up. Pain in the arse

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yep. Having this issue with the garage door. I opened it and now it won't close properly. Had the get the guy next door to come sort it out so I could lock up. Pain in the arse "

Ya should have used the correct lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep. Having this issue with the garage door. I opened it and now it won't close properly. Had the get the guy next door to come sort it out so I could lock up. Pain in the arse

Ya should have used the correct lube "

Ahhhh.. That's where I'm going wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or should i say...the back door requires a good bang before it will do as its told

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Or should i say...the back door requires a good bang before it will do as its told "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I set fire to my wood

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