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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So guys like to measure their boy bits with remotes and deodorant.

What about the disappearing height inches.

What could we stand next to so people could see how tall/short we are.

Guess mine would have to be a garden gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys like to measure their boy bits with remotes and deodorant.

What about the disappearing height inches.

What could we stand next to so people could see how tall/short we are.

Guess mine would have to be a garden gnome

"

There isn't a standard height for garden gnomes so that wouldn't work for you, mine would be a ladder, the rungs are a foot apart I think.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

My son he makes me look like a shrimp

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Stairs are very much a standard size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment. No matter how many inches i add. I won't be getting away with it.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Christmas tree come in 5ft ones I will stand next to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christmas tree come in 5ft ones I will stand next to that

"

I'd join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about for measuring boobs? I could hold up some golf balls.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No comment. No matter how many inches i add. I won't be getting away with it.

"

if you take the pic from your waist up they wont see the 5 copies of the yellow pages your stood on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No comment. No matter how many inches i add. I won't be getting away with it.

if you take the pic from your waist up they wont see the 5 copies of the yellow pages your stood on "

Have you not realised? I don't do full lengths pic in public. You have to be friends for that haha

Maoam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door frame. Most are 6ft 4 in height.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Stairs are very much a standard size. "

Better remove my stairs pic then...... think I only straddle about 4 stes, and one of those is taken by my shoes haha xxxx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Stairs are very much a standard size.

Better remove my stairs pic then...... think I only straddle about 4 stes, and one of those is taken by my shoes haha xxxx "

Steps lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy claims he's over 6ft, then isn't, I'm guns get mad. I'm 6ft in heels. I like to not look down at him!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I measure mine against a bounty bar. Year by year I'm getting bigger.

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