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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was me thinking about whether the meat goes in first followed by the salad, or vice versa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few that look like they have their own scientific name ??????

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Well, I think you will find that majority of women agree that cock pics aren't very attractive. You'll also find that to many men, pussy pics are attractive. That's why there is a rule for one and not for the other.

Just the way it is.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I rarely complain about cock pictures since a man explained to me that he enjoys the thought of people looking at his.

I think it's rude to criticise any part of anyone's body that they can't do anything about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was gonna be about actual kebabs lol

I don't see photos coming up on my newsfeed for woman as only have listed single men. But I am fed up of seeing hairy arsesholes! Never mind numerous cock photos.

Often wonder why people don't use private photo section but each to there own its up to everyone what they do or don't stick on there profile for everyone to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.

"

Yep - agreed! I'm not keen on wide open lady bits either!

Anything else op?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Then people wonder why others have insecurities and feel people come in leagues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy mine with with lots mayonnaise; occasionally a little chili sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then people wonder why others have insecurities and feel people come in leagues "

I posted about this very thing on the insecurities thread the other day. It's these kind of horrible comments that made me mortified about my body for years when I was younger.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Then people wonder why others have insecurities and feel people come in leagues

I posted about this very thing on the insecurities thread the other day. It's these kind of horrible comments that made me mortified about my body for years when I was younger. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I enjoy mine with with lots mayonnaise; occasionally a little chili sauce."

The chilli sauce stings a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then people wonder why others have insecurities and feel people come in leagues "

I just....I dunno anymore. I don't get why people feel the need to be so rude to others randomly.

Even when I see threads about not liking cock pics they usually don't come along with such negative descriptions.

Can't people not want pussy pics without needing to call them names? Can't people just not be mean and rude to complete strangers?

Insecurities. Indeed.

-Courtney

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.

Yep - agreed! I'm not keen on wide open lady bits either!

Anything else op? "

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.

*faps in anticipation*

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.

*faps in anticipation*"

Your selfless devotion to the cause has been noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mine looks like a box of smashed eagle beaks, thanks to a butcher of a surgeon who stitched me up after child birth

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Pics of vaginas do nothing for me so ignore them and they cause me no angst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a kebab right now

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nice Couple and Ruby Woo, I agree with entirely ......... BUT...... and it's a small but but nonetheless a but.....

Whilst no one should have their genital : - shape, size, colour or fuzziwuzziness called into question ..... there are MANY and it's a big MANY - MANY times when a little thought about tasteful photography would go along way to bringing in positive comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice Couple and Ruby Woo, I agree with entirely ......... BUT...... and it's a small but but nonetheless a but.....

Whilst no one should have their genital : - shape, size, colour or fuzziwuzziness called into question ..... there are MANY and it's a big MANY - MANY times when a little thought about tasteful photography would go along way to bringing in positive comment.

"

Could you have worded that any more carefully?!?

-Courtney

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.

*faps in anticipation*"

Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.

*faps in anticipation*

Your selfless devotion to the cause has been noted "

Tiz true I'm all

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.

*faps in anticipation*

Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ?"

Pretty much yes. Sometimes they look like celebrities' faces and if so I will point that out to. But in a positive uplifting manner. For instance there was a pic of a fajiner the other day that reminded me of Bob Carolgees which I pointed out to the owner to her absolute delight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice Couple and Ruby Woo, I agree with entirely ......... BUT...... and it's a small but but nonetheless a but.....

Whilst no one should have their genital : - shape, size, colour or fuzziwuzziness called into question ..... there are MANY and it's a big MANY - MANY times when a little thought about tasteful photography would go along way to bringing in positive comment.

"

I agree about tasteful - I wouldn't have a legs splayed photo up on my profile even if I had an acceptable pretty tidy little pink porn slit. My point is why does it have to include offensive descriptions? Why not just "I get a bit sick of pussy photos" and leave it at that?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I know. Language matters to me. It's seldom the act that makes me groan or say no but the terms in which the act is couched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.

*faps in anticipation*

Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ?

Pretty much yes. Sometimes they look like celebrities' faces and if so I will point that out to. But in a positive uplifting manner. For instance there was a pic of a fajiner the other day that reminded me of Bob Carolgees which I pointed out to the owner to her absolute delight!"

This just made me spit my coffee out! Funky you're a comedy genius!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

He's okay.

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By *xywelshguyMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

.......err u do know it's called Vagina don't you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Well mine looks like a box of smashed eagle beaks, thanks to a butcher of a surgeon who stitched me up after child birth "

Lols @ smashed eagle beaks

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Don't ya just hate it when they cut through too far with the knife, or too far down so the pocket is tiny.

And when it's winter, please don't put so much salad on top - it chills the meat too much.

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Just keep away from the Blue Cabbage - that's all I'm asking

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Instead of a kebab can mine be a KFC please. Always wanted to be finger licking good ..pmsl !!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was reading an article awhile ago about how many young women (it was about young women so don't know about older) that where having or contemplating cosmetic surgery on their ladybird because they thought they where "abnormal" for some reason I found this more upsetting than general body stereo types.

Young women should be out having fun not saving up to change their ladybits.

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales


"Instead of a kebab can mine be a KFC please. Always wanted to be finger licking good ..pmsl !! "

Is that with extra mayo?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


".......err u do know it's called Vagina don't you? "

What is?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.

"

360 cock pics, one for each degree, is off-putting. Unless, it is so to re-construct a 3D image

Other than that, fire away but don't become abusive about all women unless all have been abusive towards you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to forum, first thread I see.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


".......err u do know it's called Vagina don't you?

What is?"

I think he means the bit that's not the bewbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to forum, first thread I see. "

Hungry?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I think you will find that majority of women agree that cock pics aren't very attractive. You'll also find that to many men, pussy pics are attractive. That's why there is a rule for one and not for the other.

Just the way it is."

I like your thinking

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


".......err u do know it's called Vagina don't you?

What is?

I think he means the bit that's not the bewbies "

Are we talking about brassieres?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's just me! but I love looking at cubits of all shapes and sizes but then I'm a perve )

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


".......err u do know it's called Vagina don't you? "

Every days a school day

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

I'm hungry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.

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Totally agree

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.

"
Well I like a well filled kebab with all the salad rather than an empty pitta. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't get me wrong I'm no digger and I'm not singling out anyone in particular we are all different shapes, sizes , colours blah blah blah, each to their own.

Cock pics get a hard time usually I'm just spinning it around.

There's nowt worse than seeing folks covered in bodily fluids but that's just my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me wrong I'm no digger and I'm not singling out anyone in particular we are all different shapes, sizes , colours blah blah blah, each to their own.

Cock pics get a hard time usually I'm just spinning it around.

There's nowt worse than seeing folks covered in bodily fluids but that's just my opinion."

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't complain about cock pics. Occasionally I like them. If I don't, I just leave the person to their own devices. I also leave people who use language designed to denigrate others to their own devices. So having a dick or cunt and showing it isn't a deal breaker for me. Being a dick or cunt is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't complain about cock pics. Occasionally I like them. If I don't, I just leave the person to their own devices. I also leave people who use language designed to denigrate others to their own devices. So having a dick or cunt and showing it isn't a deal breaker for me. Being a dick or cunt is."

Very well said.

-Courtney

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Agree with op.... i find it off putting and boring..

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By *etsorderpizzaMan
over a year ago

dyce

Oh my this has made my day. Top bloke

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

I think it's rude to criticise any part of anyone's body that they can't do anything about."

this and its a bit immature whomever is doing it..

i blame porn..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


".......err u do know it's called Vagina don't you?

What is?

I think he means the bit that's not the bewbies

Are we talking about brassieres?"

You mean what is contained in over the shoulder boulder holders

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Agree with op.... i find it off putting and boring.. "

I don't think it was his point...or maybe he was being ironic. If he wasn't being ironic I don't think kebabs of any sort can be boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Instead of a kebab can mine be a KFC please. Always wanted to be finger licking good ..pmsl !! "

Kebab, KFC, or I'm always happy to provide a lady with a 'foot-long'...from Subway of course...she'd have only about half of that if relying just on me... And there's always more than enough mayo to please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine with a dash of my very own gentleman's relish.

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"I like mine with a dash of my very own gentleman's relish."

Ooh! We have another posh bloke who has "Relish"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words on a page that's all this is.

Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.

*faps in anticipation*

Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ?

Pretty much yes. Sometimes they look like celebrities' faces and if so I will point that out to. But in a positive uplifting manner. For instance there was a pic of a fajiner the other day that reminded me of Bob Carolgees which I pointed out to the owner to her absolute delight!"

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By *iver_iew1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

You know whats inside a cock but you never know whats in a donner

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"You know whats inside a cock but you never know whats in a donner "

Very good....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like mine with a dash of my very own gentleman's relish.

Ooh! We have another posh bloke who has "Relish""

Ha ha far from posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

comments like some on this thread makes me so glad that i dnt show my fu fu

tho it is a beaut

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ok when we first saw this forum we thought... Cash And Carry and not getting moneys worth. Oh how wrong. Then I started thinking of our local chippy and how I could just eat a kebab. Still consider going over there. Made me hungry now.

Going back to the real reason for the thread. Is it not down to personal preference. Someone may like a blonde person over a brunette but does not mean they have to shoot the brunette down over it. There are some pics on here that do look bad but that is down to our own taste. We would not tell someone that we do not like the pic of their fanny or their cock but hey it we do like it then we may say.... By the way nice....... lol. We may get a thank you and sometimes we get a .... wanna get to know it better option..... Tall, short, fat, thin, average, bald, hairy, everything in this world comes down to personal preference.

There are so so so many people on fab. If you do not like what you see move on. What you may not like someone else will love. Loads of similar pictures are a bit boring but a bit of variety is good.

If we do not see what we like we move on. If we see what we like we check out a bit more.

SIMPLES.....

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.

*faps in anticipation*

Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ?

Pretty much yes. Sometimes they look like celebrities' faces and if so I will point that out to. But in a positive uplifting manner. For instance there was a pic of a fajiner the other day that reminded me of Bob Carolgees which I pointed out to the owner to her absolute delight!"

...now I have Spit the dog gobbing on a stuffed kebab. You have been missed!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'll never understand anyone who describes womens genitals in such terms. To me it's the most beautiful thing. The fact that they are all unique is a wonderful thing. It's always such a pleasure to look at them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some silver tongued devil once referred to someone's foo foo on here as looking like a "Trod on pork pie that had been kicked around a barbershops floor".

Utterly charming.

Luckily we don't sweat the small things.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I was just going to pick up a large donner and a small shish, they are always well wrapped by the block in the van. We used to go to a great place on City Road in Cardiff, they too used to well wrap their donner in naan. You dont seem to be able to get donner in naan in Cambridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing for me about cock pics and foo foos is... i dont find them ugly at all.

I just feel weirded out as seeing someones privates before ive seen their face etc. If i am attracted to them i may want to have a peak. But i dont want genitals in my face first.

I think this is often mixed up or presumed that we find them ugly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some silver tongued devil once referred to someone's foo foo on here as looking like a "Trod on pork pie that had been kicked around a barbershops floor".

Utterly charming.

Luckily we don't sweat the small things. "

Wondering if he ate it afterwards

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I don't complain about cock pics. Occasionally I like them. If I don't, I just leave the person to their own devices. I also leave people who use language designed to denigrate others to their own devices. So having a dick or cunt and showing it isn't a deal breaker for me. Being a dick or cunt is."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics are so 2015

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I think you will find that majority of women agree that cock pics aren't very attractive. You'll also find that to many men, pussy pics are attractive. That's why there is a rule for one and not for the other.

Just the way it is."

^^What he said!

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

Badly packed kebab?

Jesus, that's a new one on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women complain about the numbers of cock pics,not the quality of them,from what I have read on forums and profiles.

Cock pics are like cream cakes,after one or two you've had your fill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women complain about the numbers of cock pics,not the quality of them,from what I have read on forums and profiles.

Cock pics are like cream cakes,after one or two you've had your fill. "

adds new meaning to "let them eat cake"

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Don't ya just hate it when they cut through too far with the knife, or too far down so the pocket is tiny.

And when it's winter, please don't put so much salad on top - it chills the meat too much."

For a horrible moment I thought that was a reply to Beastly's post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words on a page that's all this is.

Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form."

How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?

I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'll never understand anyone who describes womens genitals in such terms. To me it's the most beautiful thing. The fact that they are all unique is a wonderful thing. It's always such a pleasure to look at them "

Clip-clop

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ? "

I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?

I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either. "

Or gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't complain about cock pics. Occasionally I like them. If I don't, I just leave the person to their own devices. I also leave people who use language designed to denigrate others to their own devices. So having a dick or cunt and showing it isn't a deal breaker for me. Being a dick or cunt is."

I will try that again!

I'm with Ligeia on this!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Words on a page that's all this is.

Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.

How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?

I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. "

I know exactly what you mean...I must have been about 13 when my stepdad said to me 'for gods sake, your boobs are meant to be bigger than your belly' Has stuck with me all these years, even though it has been denied now, some things just stick and you just can't forget them. So yes some insults can knock some people to the core

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Words on a page that's all this is.

Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.

How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?

I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. "
people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?

I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.

Or gash

"

I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words on a page that's all this is.

Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.

How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?

I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?

"

The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.

You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.

But yeah, it's all just words on a screen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?

I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.

Or gash

I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point! "

Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?

I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.

Or gash

I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!

Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon ."

Yeah - penises, cocks, knobs, dicks. None of which are a commentary on what they look like. I don't believe you can't see the difference.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?

I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.

Or gash

I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!

Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon ."

No we either call them, a penis, dick or cock, which one are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.

"

Give this man a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?

I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.

Or gash

I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point! "

Think of threads like this as a useful filtering tool.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?

I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.

Or gash

I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!

Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon .

No we either call them, a penis, dick or cock, which one are you? "

All of f the above ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Words on a page that's all this is.

Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.

How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?

I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?

The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.

You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.

But yeah, it's all just words on a screen. "
I got told mine was in the wrong place but I only had a proper look at mine for the first time a couple of years ago after one of these kind of threads and made one of my gentlemen friends critique it(had known him along while). I said earlier in the thread about going women considering having surgery. Teenage boys have a lot to answer for

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?

I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.

Or gash

I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!

Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon .

No we either call them, a penis, dick or cock, which one are you?

All of f the above ? "

And therein I rest my case!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?

I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.

Or gash

I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!

Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon .

Yeah - penises, cocks, knobs, dicks. None of which are a commentary on what they look like. I don't believe you can't see the difference. "

It's probably what I believe the young men of today call "banter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the irony of this OP...

I don't like spread open foofoos, nor do I like spunky cock shots. I've got some pussy shots on my profile but I keep them in my friends only photos.

(Even the Fab ice lolly photo!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words on a page that's all this is.

Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.

How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?

I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?

The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.

You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.

But yeah, it's all just words on a screen. I got told mine was in the wrong place but I only had a proper look at mine for the first time a couple of years ago after one of these kind of threads and made one of my gentlemen friends critique it(had known him along while). I said earlier in the thread about going women considering having surgery. Teenage boys have a lot to answer for

"

I suppose you kind of expect it from teenage boys who don't really know any better; it's men in their thirties who you'd think would have progressed since then.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?

I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.

Or gash

I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!

Think of threads like this as a useful filtering tool....."

I have my home page for that! And a good filter it is as well to know who to avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well just pass them by if you dont like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well just pass them by if you dont like"

I do

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I'm hungry after reading about all these kebabs!

Seriously though, I was really paranoid about my lady bits when I was younger as I thought it should be all neat and tidy and tucked away. I wondered whether a "designer vagina" would be something to consider when old enough.

Since being on fab, I've realised mine is actually quite tucked away, compared to some, and you know what it doesn't bloody matter! I've been with ladies who aren't all tucked away, and still found them to be beautiful and yummy in fact, I am actually now quite jealous of the larger labia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm hungry after reading about all these kebabs!

Seriously though, I was really paranoid about my lady bits when I was younger as I thought it should be all neat and tidy and tucked away. I wondered whether a "designer vagina" would be something to consider when old enough.

Since being on fab, I've realised mine is actually quite tucked away, compared to some, and you know what it doesn't bloody matter! I've been with ladies who aren't all tucked away, and still found them to be beautiful and yummy in fact, I am actually now quite jealous of the larger labia "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#largelabiapride

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I genuinely thought this was about d*unken kebab eating and how the stuff falls out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it incredibly childish to describe body parts in the way you have OP.

I really dislike offensive names for women's or mens parts but, from what I've observed, it does seem that more men do this than women.

Many women may not like cock pics, not because the cock in unattractive, but they feel that all the woman needs to see is the cock, whereas many find other things more sensual and stimulating than a close up of a cock.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"I was just going to pick up a large donner and a small shish, they are always well wrapped by the block in the van. We used to go to a great place on City Road in Cardiff, they too used to well wrap their donner in naan. You dont seem to be able to get donner in naan in Cambridge "

Let's not get into what a shish looks like. I have to eat them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does one toss the kebabs salad, or is it not the done thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does one toss the kebabs salad, or is it not the done thing?"

Does the tossed salad have a special white sauce?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"There was me thinking about whether the meat goes in first followed by the salad, or vice versa "

Ah!!! Tossing the salad then lob in the meat? That's what you meant, right?

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"I find it incredibly childish to describe body parts in the way you have OP.

I really dislike offensive names for women's or mens parts but, from what I've observed, it does seem that more men do this than women.

Many women may not like cock pics, not because the cock in unattractive, but they feel that all the woman needs to see is the cock, whereas many find other things more sensual and stimulating than a close up of a cock. "

Well Said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.

"

What an absolutely appalling and ugly post. Show some respect fella, its not like anyone has any choice as to how their genitalia looks. Funnily though, we DO have a choice in how we act...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does one toss the kebabs salad, or is it not the done thing?

Does the tossed salad have a special white sauce?

"

I couldn't possibly say!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I'm a vegetarian, am I missing something? Can I order a vegetarian kebab pls? Ooo I have a well tended lady garden x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.

What an absolutely appalling and ugly post. Show some respect fella, its not like anyone has any choice as to how their genitalia looks. Funnily though, we DO have a choice in how we act..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting if unkind description....a new one on me....but not one I think I will be using....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.

"

ha ha ha love it!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

OP The cock pics are not off putting. We've seen enough to not find them offensive.

What they are is boring and indicate the type of man who ahs nothing to say for himself on here other than "here's my cock."

We don't dislike them because they are cock pic but they are pics posted by cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words on a page that's all this is.

Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.

How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?

I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?

The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.

You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.

But yeah, it's all just words on a screen. "

I was referring to it in the context as it was posted on here being read by mature people as opposed to impressionable teenagers.

I don't agree with this type of labelling & I don't have vagina that is far from pretty ~ but I can't change what other people write in a forum ~ what I can do is to try & change the way it may effect me.

All I was trying to say was don't let random words on a page on this site (of all places ) affect your well being.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That should have read * I don't have a pretty vagina *~ fecking iPhone conspiring against me now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP The cock pics are not off putting. We've seen enough to not find them offensive.

What they are is boring and indicate the type of man who ahs nothing to say for himself on here other than "here's my cock."

We don't dislike them because they are cock pic but they are pics posted by cocks "

So a pic of ... For example a thigh or a big toe would indicate ? A wacky sense of humor?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Words on a page that's all this is.

Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.

How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?

I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?

The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.

You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.

But yeah, it's all just words on a screen.

I was referring to it in the context as it was posted on here being read by mature people as opposed to impressionable teenagers.

I don't agree with this type of labelling & I don't have vagina that is far from pretty ~ but I can't change what other people write in a forum ~ what I can do is to try & change the way it may effect me.

All I was trying to say was don't let random words on a page on this site (of all places ) affect your well being.

"

I personally don't let things like this affect me but the amount of threads I read about insecurity and people being out of someone's league lead me to believe that lots of people do. It's very sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words on a page that's all this is.

Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.

How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?

I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?

The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.

You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.

But yeah, it's all just words on a screen.

I was referring to it in the context as it was posted on here being read by mature people as opposed to impressionable teenagers.

I don't agree with this type of labelling & I don't have vagina that is far from pretty ~ but I can't change what other people write in a forum ~ what I can do is to try & change the way it may effect me.

All I was trying to say was don't let random words on a page on this site (of all places ) affect your well being.

"

I don't. But things that are said at an impressionable age leave a lasting impact and I don't think it's too much to ask not to be subjected to it somewhere like this, of all places. People who admit to any form of insecurity get instantly badged as attention seeking or weak on here but all it means is they're fucking human.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"OP The cock pics are not off putting. We've seen enough to not find them offensive.

What they are is boring and indicate the type of man who ahs nothing to say for himself on here other than "here's my cock."

We don't dislike them because they are cock pic but they are pics posted by cocks

So a pic of ... For example a thigh or a big toe would indicate ? A wacky sense of humor? "

Once a cock had shown himself on here will always be a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahah some shouldn't even be allowed to put there's up Don't like hairs with my kebabs thanks

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Hahahah some shouldn't even be allowed to put there's up Don't like hairs with my kebabs thanks "

And some people need to grow up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahah some shouldn't even be allowed to put there's up Don't like hairs with my kebabs thanks

And some people need to grow up! "
and ys that? Were all entitled to are opinion if you don't like it then go away

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hahahah some shouldn't even be allowed to put there's up Don't like hairs with my kebabs thanks

And some people need to grow up! and ys that? Were all entitled to are opinion if you don't like it then go away "

Very true everyone is entitled to their opinion. What a shame you have expressed yours in such disrespectful manner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words on a page that's all this is.

Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.

How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?

I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?

The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.

You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.

But yeah, it's all just words on a screen.

I was referring to it in the context as it was posted on here being read by mature people as opposed to impressionable teenagers.

I don't agree with this type of labelling & I don't have vagina that is far from pretty ~ but I can't change what other people write in a forum ~ what I can do is to try & change the way it may effect me.

All I was trying to say was don't let random words on a page on this site (of all places ) affect your well being.

I don't. But things that are said at an impressionable age leave a lasting impact and I don't think it's too much to ask not to be subjected to it somewhere like this, of all places. People who admit to any form of insecurity get instantly badged as attention seeking or weak on here but all it means is they're fucking human. "

Like I originally said, being told I didn't have a normal vagina by someone I liked would mortify me now at 48 much like it did you at the impressionable age of 16.

Random men on a swingers forum making childish comments about vaginas are just that, imo.

Having been on here for a few years now I have no expectations of what is said on this forum, I am no longer shocked by what is discussed / acceptable ~ pick any thread & the topic / comments range from the funny thru to the bitchy and just plain well, weird at times.

And as for being badged attention seeking or weak to admit an insecurity I dont think that's always the case at all, in fact depending on who it is and how they have come across in the thread its usually a pretty even split or even the opposite with support & advice being offered.

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.

"

Some guys really know how to Woo the ladies...

Thank God I'm a TV, you silver tongued devil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some real charmers on this thread

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'll never understand anyone who describes womens genitals in such terms. To me it's the most beautiful thing. The fact that they are all unique is a wonderful thing. It's always such a pleasure to look at them

Clip-clop"

Do they all have horsies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't give a monkey's left bollock what anyone thinks of my hung,hairy vagina. She gets me the men I like and that's me happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some real charmers on this thread "
some input to the topic that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh the irony of this OP...

I don't like spread open foofoos, nor do I like spunky cock shots. I've got some pussy shots on my profile but I keep them in my friends only photos.

(Even the Fab ice lolly photo!)"

Wow, you've really peaked my interest! Fab do an ice lolly now???:-0

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh Studley Goodfuck look what you gone n done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Studley Goodfuck look what you gone n done. "

Sung to the tune of Oh Dr Beeching.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed posts. Can you drop the personal digs please. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.

*faps in anticipation*

Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ?

Pretty much yes. Sometimes they look like celebrities' faces and if so I will point that out to. But in a positive uplifting manner. For instance there was a pic of a fajiner the other day that reminded me of Bob Carolgees which I pointed out to the owner to her absolute delight!"

No wonder she was delighted, she could sign up an agent and land a TV presenting job on the strength of that...Spit The Dog would have no chance if she was a squirter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nok such things. ...

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By *rMrsRandyCouple
over a year ago

Mids


"There was me thinking about whether the meat goes in first followed by the salad, or vice versa "

Lol me too

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