FabSwingers.com forum: Insult the person below

By *oresters OP Couple
over a year ago

The Forest

There have been a few highly-charged threads recently with many a personal insult flying around. I'm very thick-skinned and firmly believe in the "sticks and stones" mantra. The idea of this thread is to insult the next poster, without having a clue who it might be, and is therefore not a personal insult. If you feel that the insult could apply to you but you don't care, post one for the next person and so on. If you feel offended, go to the "puppy dogs and kittens" thread. Points may be given for inventive and amusing insults.

Here's the first to the next brave poster.

Your arse looks like two partially deflated hot-air balloons after a mid-air collision.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"There have been a few highly-charged threads recently with many a personal insult flying around. I'm very thick-skinned and firmly believe in the "sticks and stones" mantra. The idea of this thread is to insult the next poster, without having a clue who it might be, and is therefore not a personal insult. If you feel that the insult could apply to you but you don't care, post one for the next person and so on. If you feel offended, go to the "puppy dogs and kittens" thread. Points may be given for inventive and amusing insults.

Here's the first to the next brave poster.

Your arse looks like two partially deflated hot-air balloons after a mid-air collision.

I'll take that as a compliment.

When you fell out of the ugly tree you hit every branch on the way down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have plenty of Plasters on

Do you have a Mirror at Home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you fell out of the ugly tree you hit every branch on the way down..."

yes and it fuxxxxxing hurt

stop talking out of your ass, oh your not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke them all if it wasn't for bad luck I'd have none at all.

Your mother is an hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I broke them all if it wasn't for bad luck I'd have none at all.

Your mother is an hamster and your father smells of elderberries!"

I am an occasional bull-shiter myself but I do like to hear a real master at work, please do carry on...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I refuse to have a battle of wits with a person with no ammunition

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By *oresters OP Couple
over a year ago

The Forest

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with a person with no ammunition"

5 points fot that one

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

If I was the last man on earth you sure as hell wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the front of the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have Hair sticking out of your Y fronts

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your tongue was on fire...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should of wiped your Bum before you took that pic

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be left out on it's own

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"should of wiped your Bum before you took that pic

Kev thats brill with the pic content lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Of course I'd be delighted to help you... now, which way did you come in?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Your not a complete idiot, some parts are missing

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

"
im a _emmefatale.....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

oi wench!!!!

is that insulting enough... i have me happy head on today... i am not really in "fight mood"....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

oi wench!!!!

is that insulting enough... i have me happy head on today... i am not really in "fight mood"...."
me neither il save for the match tomorrow

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

There are two complete twat's in this room...and you're both of them.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"There are two complete twat's in this room...and you're both of them."
says the guy with the long hair?! Nuff said

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable…. But looking at you….that is just illegal!!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"There are two complete twat's in this room...and you're both of them.says the guy with the long hair?! Nuff said

Hey! It was supposed to be the person below!!

*goes off to sulk*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"There are two complete twat's in this room...and you're both of them.says the guy with the long hair?! Nuff said

Hey! It was supposed to be the person below!!

*goes off to sulk* "
Oh i get confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shagging the elephant man next week but please don't expect me to lower my standards enough to meet you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are two complete twat's in this room...and you're both of them.says the guy with the long hair?! Nuff said

Hey! It was supposed to be the person below!!

*goes off to sulk* Oh i get confused

now thats so easy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you have the face of a saint - a St Bernard!!

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By *oresters OP Couple
over a year ago

The Forest

"I'm shagging the elephant man next week but please don't expect me to lower my standards enough to meet you."

That's a 10 pointer

And the next:-

If I had a face like yours I'd walk on my hands and teach my arse to whistle.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head….just to avoid your face.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You've got an IQ of 2. Pity it takes 3 to grunt.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

When you get to the rest room, you will see a sign that says, "Ladies." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look a million dollars!

All green and crinkly...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but where would the "instant idiot, add alcohol" sign go?

your a lot brighter than you look

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By *oresters OP Couple
over a year ago

The Forest

There's only two things wrong with you - everything you do, and everything you say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

totally pointless..never met,never wanna meet

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By *eppersCouple
over a year ago

telford

THere so ugly, they was obviously born in side out !!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

does yer bum look big in that.....not at all it looks feckin enormous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does yer bum look big in that.....not at all it looks feckin enormous

that'll be me then.

This'll jar your preserves, you illiterate little cracker ... Bubba!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

lol..... oi.. tart... go and play in the traffic....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a face only a mother could love

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

is it true ya bum is so big it actually resides in two different post codes....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Good god, you're that ugly Walt Disney couldn't paint your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was a respectful site until you joined

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Earth is full. Go home.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured."

It's to the one below Fabio...oh, I am...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

One for Soapy:

And which dwarf are you?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

youve a face like a nagasaki bomb dodgers burnt flip flop

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Earth is full. Go home."

You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

It's to the one below Fabio...oh, I am...

too bloody quick for me now... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a Willy ?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"youve a face like a nagasaki bomb dodgers burnt flip flop"

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you turn on your front so I can't see your face,I feel better shagging you that way

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou art a loggerheaded idle-headed pignut

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You've got a face like a welders bench.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how very dare you, surely that was meant for the next punter?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

you were such an ugly kid your parents had to hang chops round your neck to get the dog to play with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma's so nipply she felt the indecisive frog molester

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

100 million sperm.

And you were the BEST one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Git mah gun, you lard eatin redneck

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Some cause happiness wherever they go; for you its whenever you go.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I never forget a face.

But in your case, I'll make an exception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you`re happy ...I can see yer tail waggling ...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I saw a face like that ...I threw it a fish.....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does yer head whistle in a crosswind?....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phew!!! did you just say something or did someone fart

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

You are simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's up with your face? Do you step on rakes for a hobby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've shit better looking things tahn you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you`re not worth the dust the rude wind blows in yer face......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more than happy to help you lose two stone of ugly fat *wheels it the guillotine*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you brought your own paper bag.. or you want ot borrow one of ours?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Your are a rancid pile of vulture phlegm.

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