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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Picture the scene....

In doctors office, you lying there with ya legs in stirrups and everything showing....

Awaiting your smear test....

Doc gets speculum and inserts and at this precise moment your phone which is tucked inside your bra begins playing away indicating a message has been received

Doc now thinks you have the worlds first musical fanny

*note to self...Must start keeping phone in handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

name that tune in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't suppose your ringtone was Rammsteins 'Pussy'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Picture the scene....

In doctors office, you lying there with ya legs in stirrups and everything showing....

Awaiting your smear test....

Doc gets speculum and inserts and at this precise moment your phone which is tucked inside your bra begins playing away indicating a message has been received

Doc now thinks you have the worlds first musical fanny

*note to self...Must start keeping phone in handbag "

You keep your fanny in your bra?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"don't suppose your ringtone was Rammsteins 'Pussy'?

"

Or a bit of Tom Jones

"Pussy cat pussy cat, I love you. Yes I do."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Picture the scene....

In doctors office, you lying there with ya legs in stirrups and everything showing....

Awaiting your smear test....

Doc gets speculum and inserts and at this precise moment your phone which is tucked inside your bra begins playing away indicating a message has been received

Doc now thinks you have the worlds first musical fanny

*note to self...Must start keeping phone in handbag

You keep your fanny in your bra? "

No but music travels when you aint wearing much and it was all quiet too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You keep your fanny in your bra?

No but music travels when you aint wearing much and it was all quiet too "

*note to self... Avoid all references to echos...*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lmao

All that was heard was this faint "boogie woogie bugle boy"

And no....i aint got a huge jack and danny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao

All that was heard was this faint "boogie woogie bugle boy"

And no....i aint got a huge jack and danny "

Now yer just blowin yer own trumpet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol.......

Its a case of having too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao

All that was heard was this faint "boogie woogie bugle boy"

"

... Or was that yer Doc gettin the horn?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Lmao

All that was heard was this faint "boogie woogie bugle boy"

... Or was that yer Doc gettin the horn? "

Ba-dum tish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your doc puts your legs in stirrups just for a smear test lol! You can always guarantee the phone will go off at an inappropriate time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good job yiou didn't have it on vibrate or did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a good job yiou didn't have it on vibrate or did you? "

It wouldn't have been in her bra

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Think yourself lucky... I had to remind the doctor to close the blinds AFTER I had just flash my fanny to the people in the street outside!

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