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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Dear Auntie polo,

Could you possibly help me, I’m at my wits end

I wrote a polite message, it’s all that I send

I just don’t know what to do or what else to try

I wrote a polite message but I get no reply

Is it something I’m doing, something I said

Every message deleted, most are unread

The lack of response is now causing distress

In trust, yours sincerely, man in Skegness

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.

.

Dear man from Skeggy

What could be wrong with your message, well that will depend

On the words which you choose in the message you send

We’re all individuals and different you see

What’s polite to you, may not seem it to me

One size won’t fit all, I know that it won’t

But I’ll certainly give you some do’s and some don’ts

If it sounds too generic well that’s just a waste

One message for all is a clear cut and paste

If it’s all about you and goes on for a while

Why don’t you just paste it on your profile

Age, height, location, yep, that all appears

You don’t have to add you can breath through your ears

A hundred line message and profile with one

May make some of us think that something is wrong

We just won’t believe it was written from scratch

Especially if the details about you don’t match

The stuff about you should be in the right place

And say if you have a pic of your face

Some will delete and others may mock

If you feel you must tell us the size of your cock

Say something simple and here is the gem

Something which shows it was written for them

Say something funny that may break the ice

And says more about you than “your pics look nice”

“I really like your profile” may not be a lie

But it sounds more appealing if you then explain why

Respect it’s a hobby and then respect that

We don’t all jump into bed at the drop of a hat

Sex may be the outcome, what we’re here to find

But most like to meet those with an open mind

Sometimes without knowing, something peeps through

A comment implying you’ve judged what we do

We won’t be impressed if you think it’s all seedy

Nor if you moan and complain or sound a bit needy

So write something new and your haste please refrain

Before clicking and sending just read it again.

If you rewrite your message, will you have better luck

It’s highly unlikely, you’re ugly as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody love.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Great stuff

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enchante*......

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

truely poetical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

lmao brilliant.

thats why i never argue,with that bitch.

oh shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol think we all get that the unanswer message syndrone

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

i think il copy and paste that as our reply to the one liners,lol,

absolute class,standing applause here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Dear Auntie polo,

Could you possibly help me, I’m at my wits end

I wrote a polite message, it’s all that I send

I just don’t know what to do or what else to try

I wrote a polite message but I get no reply

Is it something I’m doing, something I said

Every message deleted, most are unread

The lack of response is now causing distress

In trust, yours sincerely, man in Skegness

.

.

.

Dear man from Skeggy

What could be wrong with your message, well that will depend

On the words which you choose in the message you send

We’re all individuals and different you see

What’s polite to you, may not seem it to me

One size won’t fit all, I know that it won’t

But I’ll certainly give you some do’s and some don’ts

If it sounds too generic well that’s just a waste

One message for all is a clear cut and paste

If it’s all about you and goes on for a while

Why don’t you just paste it on your profile

Age, height, location, yep, that all appears

You don’t have to add you can breath through your ears

A hundred line message and profile with one

May make some of us think that something is wrong

We just won’t believe it was written from scratch

Especially if the details about you don’t match

The stuff about you should be in the right place

And say if you have a pic of your face

Some will delete and others may mock

If you feel you must tell us the size of your cock

Say something simple and here is the gem

Something which shows it was written for them

Say something funny that may break the ice

And says more about you than “your pics look nice”

“I really like your profile” may not be a lie

But it sounds more appealing if you then explain why

Respect it’s a hobby and then respect that

We don’t all jump into bed at the drop of a hat

Sex may be the outcome, what we’re here to find

But most like to meet those with an open mind

Sometimes without knowing, something peeps through

A comment implying you’ve judged what we do

We won’t be impressed if you think it’s all seedy

Nor if you moan and complain or sound a bit needy

So write something new and your haste please refrain

Before clicking and sending just read it again.

If you rewrite your message, will you have better luck

It’s highly unlikely, you’re ugly as fuck.

"

i'm not from skegness but your post was sublime

especially as you managed to write it in rhyme

the tips you provided i will take on board

and hopefully my mails will not be ignored

but i would like to say its all down to luck

as alas i admit i'm as ugly as fuck

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