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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hot bath, stiff gin, diazepam, bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had it a few times... don't sit on hard surfaces

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not this evening but I usually get that worse the next morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot bath, stiff gin, diazepam, bed. "

Hahaha hot water at the mo...hell no!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had it a few times... don't sit on hard surfaces "

Leather sofa leaning on one buttock currently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had it a few times... don't sit on hard surfaces

Leather sofa leaning on one buttock currently "

That bad?! Lucky girl.

But in all honesty, an ex was quite... erm... large & rough, and my vulva would be pretty sore for a few days afterwards so I couldn't sit especially comfortably. I think after a while my body got used to it though.

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

North Hants

Oh gosh I need this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh gosh I need this!"

What she said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had it a few times... don't sit on hard surfaces

Leather sofa leaning on one buttock currently

That bad?! Lucky girl.

But in all honesty, an ex was quite... erm... large & rough, and my vulva would be pretty sore for a few days afterwards so I couldn't sit especially comfortably. I think after a while my body got used to it though."

Haha yes. It was pretty rough and frantic from both sides.

I best cancel the scheduled horse ride and cycling trip I had planned tomorrow then, I guess!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh gosh I need this!"

Aw....Go for a younger dude....they seem to have a certain 'spring' to them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paracetamol helps me if i've been rough. Cocks can feel a bit tender too

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I've heard a peeled cucumber from the fridge helps

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Floatation tank, meditation and something stiff. Like a drink.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

God I wish I felt like that - I'm so bored and can't sleep xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've heard a peeled cucumber from the fridge helps"

Hahaha you being serious?

I can imagine it'd be quite soothing but the thought of shoving anything else up there has my eyes watering, I'll be honest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floatation tank, meditation and something stiff. Like a drink."

Hahahaha no more stiff things! Nooooooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Joking aside...where could I get a cucumber from at 2am on a Saturday night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a ice cube let it melt slowly

From stiff to soft and cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paracetamol and a warm bath, relax with a big grin on your face ~ fabulous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paracetamol and a warm bath, relax with a big grin on your face ~ fabulous!"

Ha! It's more of a grimace right now but fuck it, I'm popping some painkillers, running a bath, then using an ice cube.

The cucumber will have to wait until the Aldi opens, round the corner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a warm bath with salt in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love your red strap on may be put that in the freezer for the night for the morning if you are still sore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about a warm bath with salt in it?"

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love your red strap on may be put that in the freezer for the night for the morning if you are still sore"

Ah - substitute for the cucumber! Great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a warm bath with salt in it?

Ouch! "

No, really

It's a different thing, but when I last had a yeast infection someone suggested it to sooth the soreness. Worked like a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?"

Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!! "

Hahaha busted!

Did you not meet someone tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky for some aye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!

Hahaha busted!

Did you not meet someone tonight? "

I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I've heard a peeled cucumber from the fridge helps

Hahaha you being serious?

I can imagine it'd be quite soothing but the thought of shoving anything else up there has my eyes watering, I'll be honest! "

If I hadn't been eating chillies I'd offer to kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding a bit of spice ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got a load of cucumber if you need some. ..i could pop over and help sooth the pain with a little tenderness .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would suggest a cold bath or hold a shower head cold to the painful bits ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some spice and ice if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiced rum and ice! You da man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had hot milk after my meet! Very rock n roll me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a bit of hot milk.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"ive got a load of cucumber if you need some. ..i could pop over and help sooth the pain with a little tenderness ..... "

Bloody vegitarians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had hot milk after my meet! Very rock n roll me!! "

Where was the hot milk from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have some other veg as well as the meat....... it is Sunday after all. .....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had hot milk after my meet! Very rock n roll me!!

Where was the hot milk from"

Erm - the fridge! Where does your milk come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat a bit of hot milk. "

Well you can - but the hot sex came earlier!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!

Hahaha busted!

Did you not meet someone tonight?

I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!! "

Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had hot milk after my meet! Very rock n roll me!!

Where was the hot milk from

Erm - the fridge! Where does your milk come from? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha most likely destroyed him and accepted he ain't going to get anything better than that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive got a load of cucumber if you need some. ..i could pop over and help sooth the pain with a little tenderness ..... "

No chance im letting any more dudes near my lady parts tonight - least of all one bearing a tonne of veg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha or a glass just after. Hot sex would have to come first x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had hot milk after my meet! Very rock n roll me!!

Where was the hot milk from

Erm - the fridge! Where does your milk come from? "

Lol I thought John Wayne provided it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have some spice and ice if needed "

Ooh....My fave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!

Hahaha busted!

Did you not meet someone tonight?

I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!

Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether! "

Happened to me a few times too has that!

I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had hot milk after my meet! Very rock n roll me!!

Where was the hot milk from

Erm - the fridge! Where does your milk come from? "

I think he was hoping for something kinky - like lactation!

Bloody men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had hot milk after my meet! Very rock n roll me!!

Where was the hot milk from

Erm - the fridge! Where does your milk come from?

Lol I thought John Wayne provided it"

Only if I ride his horse first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!

Hahaha busted!

Did you not meet someone tonight?

I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!

Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!

Happened to me a few times too has that!

I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!! "

I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!)

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"ive got a load of cucumber if you need some. ..i could pop over and help sooth the pain with a little tenderness .....

No chance im letting any more dudes near my lady parts tonight - least of all one bearing a tonne of veg! "

Would a pulse do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!

Hahaha busted!

Did you not meet someone tonight?

I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!

Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!

Happened to me a few times too has that!

I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!!

I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!)"

I have that effect on a lot of people to be fair! usually when I get mi tits out! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha most likely destroyed him and accepted he ain't going to get anything better than that x"

Hahaha...I have to tell myself that, don't I! Never happened before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!

Hahaha busted!

Did you not meet someone tonight?

I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!

Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!

Happened to me a few times too has that!

I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!!

I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!)"

I am a sparky maybe I can fix your fuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You two are naughty little fuckers why didn't I think this site ages ago ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!

Hahaha busted!

Did you not meet someone tonight?

I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!

Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!

Happened to me a few times too has that!

I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!!

I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!)

I have that effect on a lot of people to be fair! usually when I get mi tits out! X"

Still laughing and I've not seen yer baps, so can't be that. Maybe it's that warped northern sense of humour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You two are naughty little fuckers why didn't I think this site ages ago ??"

Well until a few weeks ago you were too young for me Jakey my lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!

Hahaha busted!

Did you not meet someone tonight?

I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!

Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!

Happened to me a few times too has that!

I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!!

I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!)

I am a sparky maybe I can fix your fuse"

It's an awfully long train ride to fix - what isn't - a blown fuse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh gosh I need this!

Aw....Go for a younger dude....they seem to have a certain 'spring' to them! "

Hey....we've not all lost our spring you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You two are naughty little fuckers why didn't I think this site ages ago ??

Well until a few weeks ago you were too young for me Jakey my lovely! "

Now there's a come on if ever I saw one. She's had a Baileys Jakey son, get in!

You're only as old as the man you feel, I hear Peach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!

Hahaha busted!

Did you not meet someone tonight?

I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!

Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!

Happened to me a few times too has that!

I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!!

I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!)

I am a sparky maybe I can fix your fuse

It's an awfully long train ride to fix - what isn't - a blown fuse!

"
what's a large Ng train ride to fix a blown fuse and a sore pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha well now that has changed I'm sure we can plan something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha i'l have to try my best to get in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha well now that has changed I'm sure we can plan something. "

I was only teasing - if she wants someone I'm sure she'll find them/him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh she can get anyone she wants she is stunning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha i'l have to try my best to get in x"

Absolutely! Only 260 miles! See you in an hour or two then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z "

Shouldn't this be by pm by now Hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha i'l have to try my best to get in x

Absolutely! Only 260 miles! See you in an hour or two then! "

Going to the station to find the first train with my tool box

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z "

Now there's chivalry!

Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would only pm you if I am allowed. I wouldn't just message you out of the blue. Have to treat a lady with respect z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find showing respect to you ladies will show some care instead of asking for a 'fuck'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z

Now there's chivalry!

Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages."

Actually I'm very lucky! I rarely get the 'fancy a fuck' messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z

Now there's chivalry!

Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages.

Actually I'm very lucky! I rarely get the 'fancy a fuck' messages! "

Can I message you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z

Now there's chivalry!

Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages.

Actually I'm very lucky! I rarely get the 'fancy a fuck' messages!

Can I message you then"

Not with a 'fancy a fuck' message - no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z

Now there's chivalry!

Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages.

Actually I'm very lucky! I rarely get the 'fancy a fuck' messages!

Can I message you then

Not with a 'fancy a fuck' message - no! "

Fancy to meet a groomed experienced gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z

Now there's chivalry!

Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages.

Actually I'm very lucky! I rarely get the 'fancy a fuck' messages!

Can I message you then

Not with a 'fancy a fuck' message - no! "

hello peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op cranberry juice it really helps when u go for a wee today and prob tomorrow to lol glad you had s banging time x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op cranberry juice it really helps when u go for a wee today and prob tomorrow to lol glad you had s banging time x"

Ah yes. Thanks for the reminder. Shopping trip for healthy stuff later then!

Shan't be so vigourous next time! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try ibuprofen- its anti inflammatory and a tepid bath xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try ibuprofen- its anti inflammatory and a tepid bath xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saw the thread title and was envious - love that feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"saw the thread title and was envious - love that feeling "

I do too really!

As someone said earlier, I was semi-bragging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh gosh I need this!

Aw....Go for a younger dude....they seem to have a certain 'spring' to them! "

I don't think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye we ain't all that bad haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye we ain't all that bad haha "

I'll find out soon enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye we ain't all that bad haha

I'll find out soon enough! "

You should. I've had a run of 22-24 year olds in 2015 and I've found they're ever so willing to please!

Gonna ride this phase out like Mrs Robinson herself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at massages and I can make a bloody good, coffee. I should just offer aftercare lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?"

Yes and I've a feeling it'll last for a few more days

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I've had it a few times... don't sit on hard surfaces

Leather sofa leaning on one buttock currently "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye we ain't all that bad haha

I'll find out soon enough!

You should. I've had a run of 22-24 year olds in 2015 and I've found they're ever so willing to please!

Gonna ride this phase out like Mrs Robinson herself!"

Ha

Good for you lovely!

Glad you're having fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Rockchik

Are lights working now and the ice work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Peach

Did you get to ride John Wayne horse with a glass of milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Rockchik

Are lights working now and the ice work "

Lights were never broken - merely switched off!

I'm still in bed, haha. Will venture to the freezer later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking forward to as well. Should be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like to make sure the women is pleased and drained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We like to make sure the women is pleased and drained "

Drained? That'll take a hell of a long time!! Suggest you get a lot of sleep in reserve!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Piles ... but there are creams available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a whole weekend. So I'm sure I can give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh gosh I need this!

Aw....Go for a younger dude....they seem to have a certain 'spring' to them! "

Not always

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We like to make sure the women is pleased and drained "

Drained of what?!

Blood? Sleep? Oxygen?!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

..... "

A&E, if it gets worse

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

I remember the first time I took my very well endowed fb up my ass, omg three days later my ass was still tender and throbbing but what a feeling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

.....

A&E, if it gets worse"

I daren't! Ha

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

.....

A&E, if it gets worse

I daren't! Ha"

Wasn't daring you; xxx

Ok, I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Energy, can't leave or stop until you are drained and shaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Energy, can't leave or stop until you are drained and shaking "

Sounds good to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I'm looking forward to it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh I'm looking forward to it x "

Hey Jake no Peaches and Cresm last nite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have this at the moment, I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have this at the moment, I love it"

Having it all alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a session with a girl from work the following morning she was sitting on a cushion at work

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"We like to make sure the women is pleased and drained "

Dear God man use the reply and quote button you look like you are talking to yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm recovering now........... I been to the gym this afternoon, closest I been lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We like to make sure the women is pleased and drained

Dear God man use the reply and quote button you look like you are talking to yourself!! "

Ops well you get the idea haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have this at the moment, I love it"

That post-fucked feeling....

I'm over the worst now and ready to go again, ha!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"We like to make sure the women is pleased and drained

Dear God man use the reply and quote button you look like you are talking to yourself!!

Ops well you get the idea haha "

That's better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We like to make sure the women is pleased and drained

Dear God man use the reply and quote button you look like you are talking to yourself!!

Ops well you get the idea haha

That's better! "

I like getting told what to do ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a session with a girl from work the following morning she was sitting on a cushion at work "

I bet you LOVED that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For next time:

Rock salt hip bath

Ibuprofen

Plenty of water or cranberry juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain bath for 2 hours has not even help

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?"

No but a few weeks ago I went out with a guy (not from here) and for a few days after I had a really sore arse, I rarely do anal but obviously decided in my d*unken state that it would be a genius idea.. I don't actually remember doing it tho. Oops..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

No but a few weeks ago I went out with a guy (not from here) and for a few days after I had a really sore arse, I rarely do anal but obviously decided in my d*unken state that it would be a genius idea.. I don't actually remember doing it tho. Oops.. "

LOL...!!

He must have been back for anal seconds surely?! That a girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.

Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?

(Haha I love it really!)

Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?

No but a few weeks ago I went out with a guy (not from here) and for a few days after I had a really sore arse, I rarely do anal but obviously decided in my d*unken state that it would be a genius idea.. I don't actually remember doing it tho. Oops.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have this at the moment, I love it

That post-fucked feeling....

I'm over the worst now and ready to go again, ha! "

So what's going ti be your next topic anything else sore!

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

North Hants


"Aye we ain't all that bad haha

I'll find out soon enough!

You should. I've had a run of 22-24 year olds in 2015 and I've found they're ever so willing to please!

Gonna ride this phase out like Mrs Robinson herself!"

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

North Hants


"I once had a session with a girl from work the following morning she was sitting on a cushion at work "

*high five* Good job hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just take paracetamol and boast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes that is the only thing that satisfies

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