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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How the fuck would I know, blokes don't read profiles do they

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How the fuck would I know, blokes don't read profiles do they "

Some do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't looked at many male profiles, but I would say I describe myself pretty good in mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck would I know, blokes don't read profiles do they

Some do. "

I just look at the pics, even as a child I only used to look at the where's wally books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a few on here to be honest and I'd say generally the forum men have decent profiles and pictures x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely read them i just go with what i fancy.

And actually that's partly true. Profile text is secondary to me. If i don't like the look of them i won't bother with the profile. I prefer to suss a guy out when we are messaging and i only do that if i like the pics.....obviously if their profile says something that indicates we won't get on I'll bypass them...but other than that it doesn't really matter.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Mine..seriously..look at mine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean the forum men actually meet on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean the forum men actually meet on here? "

I do/have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to write his own. They are supposed to be a representation of who your are, not a copy & rewrite off the back of other people's original ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean the forum men actually meet on here? "

Only if they're not scared off

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"How the fuck would I know, blokes don't read profiles do they

Some do.

I just look at the pics, even as a child I only used to look at the where's wally books "

This works on your profile because you have some nice pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell him to write his own. They are supposed to be a representation of who your are, not a copy & rewrite off the back of other people's original ideas."

If you read my OP, you'll see that I said that I warned him not to copy & paste, just to have a look at how others express themselves...

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

If you find any good ones don't keep them to yourself....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mean the forum men actually meet on here? "

Forum men are the only ones I talk to on here, so yes, they meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine..seriously..look at mine.. "

Yours is a very good profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy mine.

Honest, simple and to the point.

Does it work for you all ?

What's missing ?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Tell him to write his own. They are supposed to be a representation of who your are, not a copy & rewrite off the back of other people's original ideas.

If you read my OP, you'll see that I said that I warned him not to copy & paste, just to have a look at how others express themselves..."

that may be the case... but i can see where proff is coming from...

the chap may not be copying someones words, but he may be copying someones style.. and if that aint them, they will get caught...

i just tell people in the end who knows you better than you... so sit down, pad and pen.. and tell the world about you!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine..seriously..look at mine.. "

I just have...and I think I love you!!! Lol.

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

Mine is not fit for human consumption.

My cock on the other hand is a different story...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell him to write his own. They are supposed to be a representation of who your are, not a copy & rewrite off the back of other people's original ideas.

If you read my OP, you'll see that I said that I warned him not to copy & paste, just to have a look at how others express themselves..."

I did read it, which is why I said 'copy & rewrite'.

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?"
. He could maybe start off with a blank piece of paper and then identify his unique selling points . This can then be built into his profile and at least he is not copying the style of others .

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I would have suggested SSS but he has unfortunately now left the site.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Mine..seriously..look at mine..

Yours is a very good profile "

The best I've read in a while. Made me chuckle

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not mine...tho my previous profile seemed to work...if the single blokes are looking in terms of verifications!

(I actually looked at this thread misreading it for the best single malt (whiskey) lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just updated my profile because of this thread and the other similar one lol. I opted for dick pics. Some don't like that but some do so it's hit n' miss and people usually ask for a dick pic before meeting anyway.

It is difficult on sites like this but people do meet so I think patience is a necessity ; )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell him to write his own. They are supposed to be a representation of who your are, not a copy & rewrite off the back of other people's original ideas."

It's pointless giving anyone profile tips, even if their profile is "shit".

People with amazing profiles can be boring as fuck.

People with shit profiles can be brilliant fun.

I want to meet the person... not the person that copied someone else's style.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"How the fuck would I know, blokes don't read profiles do they

Some do.

I just look at the pics, even as a child I only used to look at the where's wally books "

Haha...Liam,,,, you wally ...lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's pointless giving anyone profile tips, even if their profile is "shit".

People with amazing profiles can be boring as fuck.

People with shit profiles can be brilliant fun.

I want to meet the person... not the person that copied someone else's style. "

Agree with this. Someone could spend a while making an epic profile but be a damp sponge in real life. This is cyber world after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not mine either, all I get is other guys asking if I want a blow job...

Advice also welcome on how I could improve it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell him to write his own. They are supposed to be a representation of who your are, not a copy & rewrite off the back of other people's original ideas.

It's pointless giving anyone profile tips, even if their profile is "shit".

People with amazing profiles can be boring as fuck.

People with shit profiles can be brilliant fun.

I want to meet the person... not the person that copied someone else's style. "

I'm often told my profile is well written, but in terms of importance, I think it's my verifications which put me over best.

Oh, and my huge cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell him to briefly describe what he is looking for, Something about himself, Likes and dislikes or things he will do and not do and a good selection of pictures will help,

But like other people have said, If people don't like the look of him they wont even read the profile,

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Tell him to write his own. They are supposed to be a representation of who your are, not a copy & rewrite off the back of other people's original ideas.

It's pointless giving anyone profile tips, even if their profile is "shit".

People with amazing profiles can be boring as fuck.

People with shit profiles can be brilliant fun.

I want to meet the person... not the person that copied someone else's style. "
. However while there may be exceptions to the rule , I would think that it is more likely that those with short profiles are less interesting than those who make the effort to write a more detailed profile .

Those with good profiles are more likely to be interesting and have achieved things iin life .

If you profile is only a few words , how could anyone decide if you are worth meeting ?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Tell him to write his own. They are supposed to be a representation of who your are, not a copy & rewrite off the back of other people's original ideas.

It's pointless giving anyone profile tips, even if their profile is "shit".

People with amazing profiles can be boring as fuck.

People with shit profiles can be brilliant fun.

I want to meet the person... not the person that copied someone else's style.

I'm often told my profile is well written, but in terms of importance, I think it's my verifications which put me over best.

Oh, and my huge cock."

And a huge cock you have too Sir xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?"

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?

Text " whats that ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But like other people have said, If people don't like the look of him they wont even read the profile,"

Hi, very true, doesn't matter what you write looks matter. Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rarely read them i just go with what i fancy.

And actually that's partly true. Profile text is secondary to me. If i don't like the look of them i won't bother with the profile. I prefer to suss a guy out when we are messaging and i only do that if i like the pics.....obviously if their profile says something that indicates we won't get on I'll bypass them...but other than that it doesn't really matter."
wowzer someone that knows how to find the right guy " am speechless "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell him to write his own. They are supposed to be a representation of who your are, not a copy & rewrite off the back of other people's original ideas.

It's pointless giving anyone profile tips, even if their profile is "shit".

People with amazing profiles can be boring as fuck.

People with shit profiles can be brilliant fun.

I want to meet the person... not the person that copied someone else's style. . However while there may be exceptions to the rule , I would think that it is more likely that those with short profiles are less interesting than those who make the effort to write a more detailed profile .

Those with good profiles are more likely to be interesting and have achieved things iin life .

If you profile is only a few words , how could anyone decide if you are worth meeting ?"

Chat.

No point having a lengthy profile (possibly from other people's suggestions) but being crap at chat.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I've been told mine has caused a giggle or two

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I've been told mine has caused a giggle or two"
I've laughed at it

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I've been told mine has caused a giggle or two I've laughed at it "

Thanks for the

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Couldn't possibly say whose are good profiles based on the text. I only look at location and pics!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says everything about me and also what I like too.

Someone once told me it was one of the best profiles they have read in a long time... I don't often get compliments about it, but when I do it makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check mine out and let me know what you all think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was a success then hehe hey profiles should be written about that person ,a person's success on here can never be quantified and is surely down to that persons ability to interact with people initially by the written word but as some women have admitted in this thread by their pics and then by meeting,the speed of meeting is a gauge of success but we can never really know who is successful only how public they are about that success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine..seriously..look at mine.. "

Now this is the stuff good profiles are made from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine says everything about me and also what I like too.

Someone once told me it was one of the best profiles they have read in a long time... I don't often get compliments about it, but when I do it makes me smile "

Your profile is clear and honest about what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck would I know, blokes don't read profiles do they

Some do. "

I do :p

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm not even sure anyone reads profiles. I basically don't even have one and I do alright and get loads of messages (by single male standards that is). God knows what'll happen when I do decide to write a proper one!

The only suggestion I'd make to any guy regarding his profile would be to not talk about your cock like it's the best and only thing about you or to mention how great a fuck you are. You'll just look like a bit of a bell end, in my opinion. Like I say though, I'm not sure anyone really reads them, certainly not initially anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all good profiles need ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean the forum men actually meet on here?

I do/have "

Great name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean the forum men actually meet on here?

Only if they're not scared off "

Now who could possibly scare off the brave men of the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've dabbled with some meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've dabbled with some meets "

Here you go,a successful man on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even sure anyone reads profiles. I basically don't even have one and I do alright and get loads of messages (by single male standards that is). God knows what'll happen when I do decide to write a proper one!

The only suggestion I'd make to any guy regarding his profile would be to not talk about your cock like it's the best and only thing about you or to mention how great a fuck you are. You'll just look like a bit of a bell end, in my opinion. Like I say though, I'm not sure anyone really reads them, certainly not initially anyway."

I always read them. Even the super long ones. And for people I have zero intention of meeting, too. I don't know why. It's why I like the funny ones, though. Makes the reading more enjoyable.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The popular men who use the forum are popular because of their interaction on the forum, not what's written on their profile. Their personality is evident from their input into the various topics in the forum. A lot also attend socials too.

I am also of the opinion that people should write their own profiles and not have help from others. It creates a false representation.

And writing a profile is as easy as writing your address. You basically write about yourself and what you are looking for and enjoy. If someone can't write a few paragraphs about themselves then it's pretty poor.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

People don't half write some shite.

'Least mine says fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even sure anyone reads profiles. I basically don't even have one and I do alright and get loads of messages (by single male standards that is). God knows what'll happen when I do decide to write a proper one!

The only suggestion I'd make to any guy regarding his profile would be to not talk about your cock like it's the best and only thing about you or to mention how great a fuck you are. You'll just look like a bit of a bell end, in my opinion. Like I say though, I'm not sure anyone really reads them, certainly not initially anyway."

You're a winner in those socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck would I know, blokes don't read profiles do they "

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And really, do people have the patience to read half a tonne of drivel when they can, in less than a second, go "oh! Pretty pictures"?

Human nature.

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By *hrisgrayMan
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

My profile alright ladies? Always like honest opinions

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I'm not even sure anyone reads profiles. I basically don't even have one and I do alright and get loads of messages (by single male standards that is). God knows what'll happen when I do decide to write a proper one!

The only suggestion I'd make to any guy regarding his profile would be to not talk about your cock like it's the best and only thing about you or to mention how great a fuck you are. You'll just look like a bit of a bell end, in my opinion. Like I say though, I'm not sure anyone really reads them, certainly not initially anyway.

I always read them. Even the super long ones. And for people I have zero intention of meeting, too. I don't know why. It's why I like the funny ones, though. Makes the reading more enjoyable.

-Courtney"

I must admit I do read them from time to time myself but just for the hell of it. Some can be very entertaining if nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even sure anyone reads profiles. I basically don't even have one and I do alright and get loads of messages (by single male standards that is). God knows what'll happen when I do decide to write a proper one!

The only suggestion I'd make to any guy regarding his profile would be to not talk about your cock like it's the best and only thing about you or to mention how great a fuck you are. You'll just look like a bit of a bell end, in my opinion. Like I say though, I'm not sure anyone really reads them, certainly not initially anyway.

I always read them. Even the super long ones. And for people I have zero intention of meeting, too. I don't know why. It's why I like the funny ones, though. Makes the reading more enjoyable.

-Courtney

I must admit I do read them from time to time myself but just for the hell of it. Some can be very entertaining if nothing else."

I look at the pictures. In stealth mode

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I must admit I do read them from time to time myself but just for the hell of it. Some can be very entertaining if nothing else."

But largely unintentionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of decent profiles of guys that dont use the forums, point him in that direction too.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I must admit I do read them from time to time myself but just for the hell of it. Some can be very entertaining if nothing else.

But largely unintentionally "

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still finding it amusing that someone has started a thread asking about giving advice about someone else's profile!! Comedy genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could write an essay about yourself on here for your profile and it would not make a difference because the simple fact is 99 percent of the user Base here goes on looks. If the face don't fit a great profile read then it won't matter.

This is why everyone jumps to the pictures first to see what people look like and if they like the look of the person they'll make an effort to read the damn thing but the mind is usually made up within the first 9 seconds of seeing someone's face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could write an essay about yourself on here for your profile and it would not make a difference because the simple fact is 99 percent of the user Base here goes on looks. If the face don't fit a great profile read then it won't matter.

This is why everyone jumps to the pictures first to see what people look like and if they like the look of the person they'll make an effort to read the damn thing but the mind is usually made up within the first 9 seconds of seeing someone's face."
100% Pl spot on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?"
mine maybe its improved recently and I don't do to bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm useless at writing these profiles. Don't want it to sound like an ad, but at the same time don't want to come across as lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines the best I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?"

A certain someone's profile was nominated in the 2015 awards.

Wasn't the winner though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?

A certain someone's profile was nominated in the 2015 awards.

Wasn't the winner though.

"
was it mine I never went on that thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do read profiles before sending a message just to make sure I fit the bill, wish more would follow suit.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I've had compliments on my profile (not necessarily leading to meets).

As a single male, I have to do something to try to stand out from the crowd.

My looks aren't amazing, so I'm trying to win people over with my personality. That way, they might read the carefully crafted emails I send.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have an amazing personality damn it

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Oh dear!

I fear this thread has predictably become a self-promotion exercise with males strutting and preening rather than ladies giving their recommendations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont really look at many male profile , I am quite satisfied with mine though

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?"

Who can really answer that? What's with them pointless "best" threads?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not mine.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Oh dear!

I fear this thread has predictably become a self-promotion exercise with males strutting and preening rather than ladies giving their recommendations"

It was inevitable because it's pointless. There are a zillion male profiles. We're all seeking different things so asking who's best...well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?

Who can really answer that? What's with them pointless "best" threads?!! "
wall side of bed ?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?

Who can really answer that? What's with them pointless "best" threads?!! wall side of bed ? "

Still in it: other half hogging the duvet and snoring. He should be up making my coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have a new year rewrite........ On the other hand I might not...... It just stay under the duvet a few more hours

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I added some bits as a discussion with a friend said that I should put more of what I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?"

The unique ones. The ones with thought and the person's personality.

Basically, not something you can copy of someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had compliments on my profile (not necessarily leading to meets).

As a single male, I have to do something to try to stand out from the crowd.

My looks aren't amazing, so I'm trying to win people over with my personality. That way, they might read the carefully crafted emails I send."

I cannot fault your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?

The unique ones. The ones with thought and the person's personality.

Basically, not something you can copy of someone else. "

Very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to view my profile and pictures and then comment, any advice is welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?"
Well self praise is no praise so I would like an opinion on mine

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

One of the text I used to love because it was comical was that of the naughty pirate I don't think he's on the site anymore or if he is its under a different guise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are a few on here to be honest and I'd say generally the forum men have decent profiles and pictures x"

this alot of forum guys profiles are worth a read x

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By *hris16Man
over a year ago

nearby

Can't beat a nice pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?

A certain someone's profile was nominated in the 2015 awards.

Wasn't the winner though.

was it mine I never went on that thread "

The thread and results are still there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99 percent of the time, its about the pictures, not the profile.

Have the best profile in the world, but without pictures which appeal, its much harder going. Taken as a whole across the site, its far better to objectify yourself in photos than top try and convey your personality because that's not what 90 percent of people on this site want - rightly or wrongly.

If your happy to turn yourself in to a set of physical USPs, I think you can have far more success than a decent personality projected through a profile. Majority on here are not looking for Wordsworth, but rather for someone who can Shake their Spear.

A couple of years a go on a 'Who is the best male on Fab' thread in which someone posted 'I know who he is, he's a bit of dick-head but that doesn't matter because he's as fit as fuck and a fantastic shag'. I think she summed it up the raison-d'etre of this site very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?

A certain someone's profile was nominated in the 2015 awards.

"

Ahh yes, the awards. Voted for by less than 20 percent of the forum users, who themselves make up less than half of one percent of the overall site users.

Majority site vote? No.

Social circle of Forum users? Probably more accurate.

I love how some folk on here think that the forums are the nexus of this sites existence. Makes me LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think mine's pretty reasonable, based on content and respectfulness. My one public photo is obscured for professional reasons, but I always send a couple of honest face photos with a carefully thought-out individual message to any lady or couple. Can any lady confirm if it's a good one please? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just try and sell myself(no pun intended ). The best i can i re read it quite often to see if i can make it any better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just try and sell myself(no pun intended ). The best i can i re read it quite often to see if i can make it any better "

Right with you on that! I reckon a decent bloke will always do that - and hopefully it shows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just try and sell myself(no pun intended ). The best i can i re read it quite often to see if i can make it any better

Right with you on that! I reckon a decent bloke will always do that - and hopefully it shows. "

I've kept every major re-write of mine over the years - its interesting to read how it changes based on the time I've been here.

This place changes your outlook - sometimes subtly, sometimes quite directly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?

A certain someone's profile was nominated in the 2015 awards.

Ahh yes, the awards. Voted for by less than 20 percent of the forum users, who themselves make up less than half of one percent of the overall site users.

Majority site vote? No.

Social circle of Forum users? Probably more accurate.

I love how some folk on here think that the forums are the nexus of this sites existence. Makes me LOL.

"

You didn't get nominated for anything then?

But you're right, the forums are a small part of Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You didn't get nominated for anything then?

But you're right, the forums are a small part of Fab. "

I had a feeling someone would be along with the 'sour grapes' observation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean the forum men actually meet on here?

I do/have

Great name "

Haha a very clever woman came up with it for me you may know her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to keep my profile simple....like me, lots of face pics I save naked ones for if asked for as I don't want to force them on to others and I think some people seem to like it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm told that mine is quite good. Doesn't seem to work that well though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's crap. Will update when I can be bothered.

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By *ricksydemonMan
over a year ago

llandudno

Mine doesnt work, I've asked women what they look for on a profile but somehow there is no hard and fast formula, just hard and fast cock on mine

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By *oastalNomadMan
over a year ago

España


"Not mine either, all I get is other guys asking if I want a blow job...

Advice also welcome on how I could improve it."

Haha me too, though when I only have a cock pic public it's amore understandable....and I quite like the nice comments :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it simple stupid! I did, and it suits me fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"99 percent of the time, its about the pictures, not the profile.

Have the best profile in the world, but without pictures which appeal, its much harder going. Taken as a whole across the site, its far better to objectify yourself in photos than top try and convey your personality because that's not what 90 percent of people on this site want - rightly or wrongly.

If your happy to turn yourself in to a set of physical USPs, I think you can have far more success than a decent personality projected through a profile. Majority on here are not looking for Wordsworth, but rather for someone who can Shake their Spear.

A couple of years a go on a 'Who is the best male on Fab' thread in which someone posted 'I know who he is, he's a bit of dick-head but that doesn't matter because he's as fit as fuck and a fantastic shag'. I think she summed it up the raison-d'etre of this site very well.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?

A certain someone's profile was nominated in the 2015 awards.

Ahh yes, the awards. Voted for by less than 20 percent of the forum users, who themselves make up less than half of one percent of the overall site users.

Majority site vote? No.

Social circle of Forum users? Probably more accurate.

I love how some folk on here think that the forums are the nexus of this sites existence. Makes me LOL.

"

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"Mine..seriously..look at mine.. "

Perfect profile from a single guy...Read and learn boys,read and learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its great just sitting in the forum corner eating popcorn

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?"

I believe mine is OK and once I increase my gallery it should be better. Your thoughts lovely ladies are appreciated.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

It makes no difference, you'll still not get hoards of women sending you cut and paste 'fancy a shag?' messages

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

I think I cut and pasted War and Peace for mine, just changed a couple of words .....simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes no difference, you'll still not get hoards of women sending you cut and paste 'fancy a shag?' messages "

No. It's normally couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes no difference, you'll still not get hoards of women sending you cut and paste 'fancy a shag?' messages

No. It's normally couples. "

And usually the Male half asking

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I just try and sell myself(no pun intended ). The best i can i re read it quite often to see if i can make it any better "

On an unrelated matter I've read that a couple of times and I still can't see the pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I win ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine works for me....

Fuck knows how 'good' it is but I like it

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By *uffinCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

Cracking profile and pics!

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By *uffinCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

Cracking profile and pics!

That's the John Soda one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets just cut to the chase, mines the best isn't it?

Search your hearts ladies, you know it's true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like funny witty ones who don't take themselves seriously .They don't have to brag or show verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't some geezer copy and paste one a few months ago then spit his dummy out when rumbled?

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Didn't some geezer copy and paste one a few months ago then spit his dummy out when rumbled?"

Mine got stolen a while ago by a guy on I-can't-get-any-meets thread, but the amazing thing was he refused to admit he'd done anything wrong....for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't some geezer copy and paste one a few months ago then spit his dummy out when rumbled?

Mine got stolen a while ago by a guy on I-can't-get-any-meets thread, but the amazing thing was he refused to admit he'd done anything wrong....for ages!"

Thought it was you... I didn't want to say though!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Didn't some geezer copy and paste one a few months ago then spit his dummy out when rumbled?

Mine got stolen a while ago by a guy on I-can't-get-any-meets thread, but the amazing thing was he refused to admit he'd done anything wrong....for ages!

Thought it was you... I didn't want to say though! "

I had been on the thread earlier when he was asking for help with his profile, then went away and came back a little later and noticed he'd been getting favourable comments about his revised and amended profile, so I took a look only to find it was mine word for word!

Naturally I reported him,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows mine read???

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Hows mine read??? "

You need to start a new thread rather than hijack this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine..seriously..look at mine.. "

I looked thanks.

Tricky one this lots of hotties on here for all different reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hows mine read???

You need to start a new thread rather than hijack this one"

sorry didnt mean to hijack or offend anyone

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd like to think I describe myself quite honestly & accurately in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started to read this thread but had to stop...

...what is this 'meet' thing you speak of.....

...am I missing something...

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

I like this thread.

Some nice and good advice on it. I was expecting the usual 'go to a social/club' but it's actually been really good advice and pointers.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Profiles are very important to me, it tells me alot about someone. If someone hasn't a clue how to write a decent profile then they are not for me.

It's your selling point on here. First port of call. I've often messaged guys just to say what a well written profile they have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found some right gem profiles recently. Well written and right hotties too! The single men profiles are definitely looking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles are very important to me, it tells me alot about someone. If someone hasn't a clue how to write a decent profile then they are not for me.

It's your selling point on here. First port of call. I've often messaged guys just to say what a well written profile they have.

"

But also a good place to let people know what you're after from the site as well

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"i do read profiles before sending a message just to make sure I fit the bill, wish more would follow suit."

If more did you'd be less successful...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Profiles are very important to me, it tells me alot about someone. If someone hasn't a clue how to write a decent profile then they are not for me.

It's your selling point on here. First port of call. I've often messaged guys just to say what a well written profile they have.

But also a good place to let people know what you're after from the site as well"
if I find a guy attractive I want to go and read a profile, see what he's looking for, what kind of things he likes, I want to have a starting point that generates a conversation.

No matter how good looking someome is I'm not going to message them if I don't have a starting point.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Mine

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Profiles are very important to me, it tells me alot about someone. If someone hasn't a clue how to write a decent profile then they are not for me.

It's your selling point on here. First port of call. I've often messaged guys just to say what a well written profile they have.

But also a good place to let people know what you're after from the site as wellif I find a guy attractive I want to go and read a profile, see what he's looking for, what kind of things he likes, I want to have a starting point that generates a conversation.

No matter how good looking someome is I'm not going to message them if I don't have a starting point.

"

I do hope those who ask for profile help are following this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hows mine read???

You need to start a new thread rather than hijack this one

sorry didnt mean to hijack or offend anyone"

In one sense ignore him, as others have done what you did. In another sense don't ignore him as you're likely to get more attention if you start your own thread.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Alright... so, a single male's just asked me for advice on his profile, and I suggested that he looked at profiles of male forum users that are popular - or the ones that I like & that have caught my eye in the past - to get an idea of the way that those men phrase themselves... but with a warning not to copy & paste other people's profile texts!

So which single male profiles would you say are the best, based on profile text?"

Its arguable that male forum users are popular because of their posts rather than their profiles? Or that they are more sociable in their mode of communication and that is why they meet .... so, it does not follow that they have the best profiles. I think to get a truly representative sample, best to look at all single males, perhaps within an area or age range and compare them. then again, do listed meets necessarily show anyone's popularity ... how do you really know how popular someone is or how much work they have to put into it? How much is it the profile, or how much is it something else, like pictures, messages, etc. I don't think I've met any single guys off the forums, and any that I would like to meet would be because of their banter, not their profile ...

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

How does my read ???? Any advice appreciated

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

No point reading my profile.

I read all the profiles of any guy that looks popular and take the best bits for my own. It means I have a very long but totally meaningless profile.

But at least it looks like I've made the effort on a quick look.

Some people may think that makes me shallow. Their right.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

There are no worst there are no best it's all a matter of opinion what works for one won't work for another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heaven knows most people don't read profiles anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine..seriously..look at mine.. "

Crikey.....it's a novel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's alright I guess.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is fuck ing awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some time I just give up on reading some profiles!!

They are either ridiculously long.

Or way to try hard funny.. Crammed full of crap jokes and funny a copied and pasted from else where!

Or just a list of moans and dislikes! Who wants to listen to that haha.

I like straight to the point! But I guess reading a woman profile is different to being a mans profile.

A man has to be amazing in every way in a profile write up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn iPhone spell check!! Changing my words !!

On a brighter note!!

I'm off to a little party!!

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Mine..seriously..look at mine..

Crikey.....it's a novel"

mines not

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"I'm still finding it amusing that someone has started a thread asking about giving advice about someone else's profile!! Comedy genius. "

can you help me judge a profile of a profile that probably hasnt been typed up yet? cheers me dears

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Mine..seriously..look at mine..

Crikey.....it's a novel"

It was to be a bit longer but I ran out of ink..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You didn't get nominated for anything then?

But you're right, the forums are a small part of Fab.

I had a feeling someone would be along with the 'sour grapes' observation "

I'm glad you're not dissapointed.

I did agree with you though.

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