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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do women really like it up the nostril?

I like it hard and rough but my girl moans like a bitch that it hurts.

any tips for me to get her to do it more ? and hard ?

Sincere advice only please. No off topic stuff !

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Introduce her gently and before long she'll be doing DNP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck nose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always keep it trimmed and clean up there.

Nowt worse than finding nasal hairs and snot under your foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awoke with a very blury hangover and this was the first thread- its not the best one to start the new year with - i will be back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??"

What like...pregnancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Introduce her gently and before long she'll be doing DNP "

Done some DNP practice with chopsticks - it'snot hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??

What like...pregnancy "

Yes! That stuff can get in your bloodstream from anywhere,even nostrils and belly buttons. It's not safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??

What like...pregnancy

Yes! That stuff can get in your bloodstream from anywhere,even nostrils and belly buttons. It's not safe "

Pre-Nasal Clinics can help with education

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??

What like...pregnancy

Yes! That stuff can get in your bloodstream from anywhere,even nostrils and belly buttons. It's not safe "

Fuck I didn't know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to slow down, make it romantic. Have you tried gobbing up the nostril first, for lube. Oh and make sure she blows her nose first, you dont want some dirty sluts bogey under your foreskin. She a hoe faor show.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Plenty of lube and gentle to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women really like it up the nostril?

I like it hard and rough but my girl moans like a bitch that it hurts.

any tips for me to get her to do it more ? and hard ?

Sincere advice only please. No off topic stuff !"

you would have to have a long proboscis to get any movement on my cock and as long as your brains aren't in your head it shouldn't cause too much damage

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this the fuck my brains out thread

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??"

My mate said it's okay as long as she hasn't got a cold and has had a sinus washout with chlorine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??

My mate said it's okay as long as she hasn't got a cold and has had a sinus washout with chlorine."

I didn't know that,thanks for the info. This place is the best

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??

What like...pregnancy

Yes! That stuff can get in your bloodstream from anywhere,even nostrils and belly buttons. It's not safe

Fuck I didn't know that "

and cos of the point of entry any kids born have a tinge of green to them..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cocksnot ... up your snot pipe

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

WTF. .....no come on , is this for real ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF. .....no come on , is this for real ????? "
no its snot

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

nostril sex works really well when playing boogie wonderland on a loop..

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"WTF. .....no come on , is this for real ????? no its snot "

Hilarious pmsl .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this why Keith Lemon is always referring to the size of Ferns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck nose..."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Is this why Keith Lemon is always referring to the size of Ferns? "
let's go through t' nostrole

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is this why Keith Lemon is always referring to the size of Ferns? "

Fern's what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...

A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this why Keith Lemon is always referring to the size of Ferns?

Fern's what ?"

Nostrils .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...

A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....

"

Oooh

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !

"

Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...

A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....

"

I snogged a bloke with a twirly mussy a while back and it went up my snozz.... awful sensation.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"WTF. .....no come on , is this for real ????? no its snot "

That was a little amusing actually

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !

Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one."

how about popping candy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...

A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....

"

This was my actual face when I read that with my mouth open. That is grim

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !

Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy "

I've never even met her !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !

Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy "

God I must be a prude cos I refuse to let anyone pop my nasal cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I didn't ask for it.... I didn't want it..... It's not my thing ok..... It was his and he didn't mention it.... Till I said we need a little chat......I MEAN WHAT Does ONE SAY OR DO ATM?????

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Think I'll put this on my no list - wanders off shaking head and rubbing nose x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Hey I didn't ask for it.... I didn't want it..... It's not my thing ok..... It was his and he didn't mention it.... Till I said we need a little chat......I MEAN WHAT Does ONE SAY OR DO ATM?????"

Get ya tongue out my nose weirdo

Or words to that effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey I didn't ask for it.... I didn't want it..... It's not my thing ok..... It was his and he didn't mention it.... Till I said we need a little chat......I MEAN WHAT Does ONE SAY OR DO ATM?????"

Oh Em Gee! He was clearing it out before he put his penis in there Did he have a bottle of chlorine with him?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I assumed accident at first ... The second was definitely on purpose .... Wait till u r in that situation ....

Polite ... Don't wish to hurt or offend yet wish to maintain my barrier ..... It was a difficult few moments.....

I mean really what would you have done?????

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !

Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy

God I must be a prude cos I refuse to let anyone pop my nasal cherry "

No need to be stuffy n judgementhol!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc."

My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc.

My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ?"

Noseclips like synchronised swimmers wear? Can you seal one nostril at a time?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Well I assumed accident at first ... The second was definitely on purpose .... Wait till u r in that situation ....

Polite ... Don't wish to hurt or offend yet wish to maintain my barrier ..... It was a difficult few moments.....

I mean really what would you have done?????"

Laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on "

Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I've seen a nice rest home that would suit your needs Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im actually pmpl at this thread

the mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on

Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural..."

Its a dilemma tbh .... as long as they respect my nostrils afterwards I don't really mind

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc.

My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ?"

try dnp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok - recovered now - read the whole thing and i love this - proper forum stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm not judging anyone, but is this really a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on

Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural..."

I'm not shaving for anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc.

My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ?

Noseclips like synchronised swimmers wear? Can you seal one nostril at a time?"

Or a peg? On a man it's another form of pegging

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Umm not judging anyone, but is this really a thing? "

Well, it certainly made Mrs ddc snort!

(I'll let you decide whether it was from reading this reading, or having my jizz up her nostril....)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Umm not judging anyone, but is this really a thing? "

Well ....... will be soon....

Gullibility dependent that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck nose..."

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've seen a nice rest home that would suit your needs Granny. "

My only need is they admit you soon Tupper! and lose the key !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh ... HNY Tupper.

I heard they shoot old women now anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen a nice rest home that would suit your needs Granny.

My only need is they admit you soon Tupper! and lose the key !

"

And not allow visitors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF. .....no come on , is this for real ????? no its snot

That was a little amusing actually "

I'm honoured to have amused you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for the men asking for tight nostrils only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on

Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...

I'm not shaving for anyone "

I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on

Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...

I'm not shaving for anyone

I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal...."

Does he shave for you? Only fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a fellow and he loved to "fuck" his girlfriends armpit....

Our little kinks ....not mine btw

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on

Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...

I'm not shaving for anyone

I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal....

Does he shave for you? Only fair"

Trimmed and tidy, and frequently douches with otex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew a fellow and he loved to "fuck" his girlfriends armpit....

Our little kinks ....not mine btw

Mwah "

It's always 'a friend'..

x

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

wanna see some pics of nasal DP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on

Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...

I'm not shaving for anyone

I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal....

Does he shave for you? Only fair"

Now "snorting" with laughter and my belly hurts from laughing so much!! My neighbours just went by, looked in, and gave me a strange look! probably think I have a man here .... I wish!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on

Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...

I'm not shaving for anyone

I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal...."

Ear sex ??? You DIRTY pair of .........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"wanna see some pics of nasal DP?"

Go on. I'll risk one eye..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they sneeze does it feel like cream pie then?

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

lol I've nearly had an eye taken out a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes when full nasal penetration isn't possible, a nose job can be just as satisfying.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sometimes when full nasal penetration isn't possible, a nose job can be just as satisfying."

I mostly use my Love Honey nasal pump but only when i'm alone.

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

YOu know nasal pumps won't make your nose any bigger permanently..its a fallacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YOu know nasal pumps won't make your nose any bigger permanently..its a fallacy."

I have various sized plugs to aid nasal training. They're great, you can where them as you go about your daily business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes when full nasal penetration isn't possible, a nose job can be just as satisfying.

I mostly use my Love Honey nasal pump but only when i'm alone."

you do know that large nostrils arent attractive and in the summer flys nest in them

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

She had a nose like a wizard's sleeve...

I'll get my coat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YOu know nasal pumps won't make your nose any bigger permanently..its a fallacy.

I have various sized plugs to aid nasal training. They're great, you can where them as you go about your daily business "

You know what we're doing this evening don't you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on

Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...

I'm not shaving for anyone

I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal....

Does he shave for you? Only fair"

I have a Gillette 'Tinnitus' special edition that I take with me whenever I visit Nell. It makes for a much smoother entry to the cochlea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not to be sniffed at,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is such a great thread ....

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look what I found...

Another recent study found that having a nice, attractive nose can be an indicator of your fitness and quality as a mate — natural selection at its best.

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

yeah but we're not here for breeding are we? xxx

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Look what I found...

Another recent study found that having a nice, attractive nose can be an indicator of your fitness and quality as a mate — natural selection at its best."

what about a big nose..?

not for me its my friend who is curious..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile states that I don't want gay nose sex, but I still get winks and messages from local fellas.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nostril sex is SO 2015.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !

Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy

God I must be a prude cos I refuse to let anyone pop my nasal cherry

No need to be stuffy n judgementhol! "

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"My profile states that I don't want gay nose sex, but I still get winks and messages from local fellas."

Don't sniff at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its definitely a tissue required after action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter?

Nostril sex? Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter?

Nostril sex? Really? "

go with the flow - it was the first thing i read this morning - i was still gin soaked - came back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter?

Nostril sex? Really? "

Admittedly it isn't a a kink for those well endowed.

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

no but it's a way to fuck your brains out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter?

Nostril sex? Really?

Admittedly it isn't a a kink for those well endowed."

pencil dicks can apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck nose..."

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be afraid to tear her nostrils. Ill stick to using her mouth!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter?

Nostril sex? Really? "

Don't Nost it Tril you've tried it ..... Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Each to their own n that. You aren't kinky enough for here. OBVS !

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Fuck nose...

Brilliant! "

Oi You! Fucknose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For newbies try it when loaded with the cold

Snot makes for great lube

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bit salty tho ......

Do you swallow ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Unbelievable. I found a site about nasophilia ......... Yes Really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter?

Nostril sex? Really?

Don't Nost it Tril you've tried it ..... Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Each to their own n that. You aren't kinky enough for here. OBVS !"

I guess I'm not

Whats the logistics for nasal come shots though? Surely that'd be a bit like snorting porridge

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...

A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....

Oooh "

Eeewwwww

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

maybe the Mod would close this thread too before I get bilious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unbelievable. I found a site about nasophilia ......... Yes Really!"

Bookmarked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had nostril sex but I don't mind a sneaky finger in there!

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

I wouldn't start googling for philias if I were you...just don't

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've never had nostril sex but I don't mind a sneaky finger in there! "

Ha .... I don't like taking nasal but I don't mind a bit of oil and them being massaged.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's a well known fact that nostrils can take 12", with just a little foreplay

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

wasn't this the Deepthroat plot...is there a woamn with there clitoris in their deep nasal passage or a nasal prostate?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"wasn't this the Deepthroat plot...is there a woamn with there clitoris in their deep nasal passage or a nasal prostate?"

course there is ..... God Rachael .. course ...

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

ok I mean a man with a nasal prostate

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"ok I mean a man with a nasal prostate"

Course there is .....

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Oh My God.

Sneezes...they are orgasms... sneezes and orgasms are exactly alike - Ive always known it. We all have a propensity for nasal masturbation...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...

A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....

"

Noooo ... really omg .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a well known fact that nostrils can take 12", with just a little foreplay "

Its how they are made to squirt

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's a well known fact that nostrils can take 12", with just a little foreplay

Its how they are made to squirt "

Women don't squirt. It's been scientifically tested and it's snot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a well known fact that nostrils can take 12", with just a little foreplay

Its how they are made to squirt

Women don't squirt. It's been scientifically tested and it's snot."

That's what I said.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"ok I mean a man with a nasal prostate

Course there is ..... "

Pinocchio?

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