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"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??" What like...pregnancy | |||
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"Introduce her gently and before long she'll be doing DNP " Done some DNP practice with chopsticks - it'snot hard | |||
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"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is?? What like...pregnancy Yes! That stuff can get in your bloodstream from anywhere,even nostrils and belly buttons. It's not safe " Pre-Nasal Clinics can help with education | |||
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"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is?? What like...pregnancy Yes! That stuff can get in your bloodstream from anywhere,even nostrils and belly buttons. It's not safe " Fuck I didn't know that | |||
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"Do women really like it up the nostril? I like it hard and rough but my girl moans like a bitch that it hurts. any tips for me to get her to do it more ? and hard ? Sincere advice only please. No off topic stuff !" you would have to have a long proboscis to get any movement on my cock and as long as your brains aren't in your head it shouldn't cause too much damage | |||
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"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??" My mate said it's okay as long as she hasn't got a cold and has had a sinus washout with chlorine. | |||
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"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is?? My mate said it's okay as long as she hasn't got a cold and has had a sinus washout with chlorine." I didn't know that,thanks for the info. This place is the best | |||
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"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is?? What like...pregnancy Yes! That stuff can get in your bloodstream from anywhere,even nostrils and belly buttons. It's not safe Fuck I didn't know that " and cos of the point of entry any kids born have a tinge of green to them.. | |||
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"WTF. .....no come on , is this for real ????? " no its snot | |||
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"WTF. .....no come on , is this for real ????? no its snot " Hilarious pmsl ....... | |||
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"Is this why Keith Lemon is always referring to the size of Ferns? " let's go through t' nostrole | |||
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"Is this why Keith Lemon is always referring to the size of Ferns? " Fern's what ? | |||
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"Is this why Keith Lemon is always referring to the size of Ferns? Fern's what ?" Nostrils . | |||
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"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion... A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses..... " Oooh | |||
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys ! " Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one. | |||
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"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion... A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses..... " I snogged a bloke with a twirly mussy a while back and it went up my snozz.... awful sensation. | |||
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"WTF. .....no come on , is this for real ????? no its snot " That was a little amusing actually | |||
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys ! Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one." how about popping candy | |||
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"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion... A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses..... " This was my actual face when I read that with my mouth open. That is grim | |||
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys ! Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy " I've never even met her ! | |||
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys ! Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy " God I must be a prude cos I refuse to let anyone pop my nasal cherry | |||
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"Hey I didn't ask for it.... I didn't want it..... It's not my thing ok..... It was his and he didn't mention it.... Till I said we need a little chat......I MEAN WHAT Does ONE SAY OR DO ATM?????" Get ya tongue out my nose weirdo Or words to that effect | |||
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"Hey I didn't ask for it.... I didn't want it..... It's not my thing ok..... It was his and he didn't mention it.... Till I said we need a little chat......I MEAN WHAT Does ONE SAY OR DO ATM?????" Oh Em Gee! He was clearing it out before he put his penis in there Did he have a bottle of chlorine with him? | |||
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys ! Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy God I must be a prude cos I refuse to let anyone pop my nasal cherry " No need to be stuffy n judgementhol! | |||
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"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc." My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ? | |||
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"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc. My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ?" Noseclips like synchronised swimmers wear? Can you seal one nostril at a time? | |||
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"Well I assumed accident at first ... The second was definitely on purpose .... Wait till u r in that situation .... Polite ... Don't wish to hurt or offend yet wish to maintain my barrier ..... It was a difficult few moments..... I mean really what would you have done?????" Laughed | |||
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on " Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural... | |||
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural..." Its a dilemma tbh .... as long as they respect my nostrils afterwards I don't really mind | |||
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"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc. My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ?" try dnp | |||
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural..." I'm not shaving for anyone | |||
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"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc. My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ? Noseclips like synchronised swimmers wear? Can you seal one nostril at a time?" Or a peg? On a man it's another form of pegging | |||
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"Umm not judging anyone, but is this really a thing? " Well, it certainly made Mrs ddc snort! (I'll let you decide whether it was from reading this reading, or having my jizz up her nostril....) Mr ddc | |||
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"Umm not judging anyone, but is this really a thing? " Well ....... will be soon.... Gullibility dependent that is. | |||
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"I've seen a nice rest home that would suit your needs Granny. " My only need is they admit you soon Tupper! and lose the key ! | |||
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"I've seen a nice rest home that would suit your needs Granny. My only need is they admit you soon Tupper! and lose the key ! " And not allow visitors | |||
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"WTF. .....no come on , is this for real ????? no its snot That was a little amusing actually " I'm honoured to have amused you | |||
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural... I'm not shaving for anyone " I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal.... | |||
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural... I'm not shaving for anyone I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal...." Does he shave for you? Only fair | |||
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural... I'm not shaving for anyone I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal.... Does he shave for you? Only fair" Trimmed and tidy, and frequently douches with otex.... | |||
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"I knew a fellow and he loved to "fuck" his girlfriends armpit.... Our little kinks ....not mine btw Mwah " It's always 'a friend'.. x | |||
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural... I'm not shaving for anyone I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal.... Does he shave for you? Only fair" Now "snorting" with laughter and my belly hurts from laughing so much!! My neighbours just went by, looked in, and gave me a strange look! probably think I have a man here .... I wish!! | |||
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural... I'm not shaving for anyone I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal...." Ear sex ??? You DIRTY pair of ......... | |||
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"wanna see some pics of nasal DP?" Go on. I'll risk one eye.......... | |||
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"Sometimes when full nasal penetration isn't possible, a nose job can be just as satisfying." I mostly use my Love Honey nasal pump but only when i'm alone. | |||
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"YOu know nasal pumps won't make your nose any bigger permanently..its a fallacy." I have various sized plugs to aid nasal training. They're great, you can where them as you go about your daily business | |||
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"Sometimes when full nasal penetration isn't possible, a nose job can be just as satisfying. I mostly use my Love Honey nasal pump but only when i'm alone." you do know that large nostrils arent attractive and in the summer flys nest in them | |||
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"YOu know nasal pumps won't make your nose any bigger permanently..its a fallacy. I have various sized plugs to aid nasal training. They're great, you can where them as you go about your daily business " You know what we're doing this evening don't you... | |||
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural... I'm not shaving for anyone I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal.... Does he shave for you? Only fair" I have a Gillette 'Tinnitus' special edition that I take with me whenever I visit Nell. It makes for a much smoother entry to the cochlea... | |||
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"Look what I found... Another recent study found that having a nice, attractive nose can be an indicator of your fitness and quality as a mate — natural selection at its best." what about a big nose..? not for me its my friend who is curious.. | |||
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys ! Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy God I must be a prude cos I refuse to let anyone pop my nasal cherry No need to be stuffy n judgementhol! " | |||
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"My profile states that I don't want gay nose sex, but I still get winks and messages from local fellas." Don't sniff at it. | |||
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"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter? Nostril sex? Really? " go with the flow - it was the first thing i read this morning - i was still gin soaked - came back later | |||
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"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter? Nostril sex? Really? " Admittedly it isn't a a kink for those well endowed. | |||
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"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter? Nostril sex? Really? Admittedly it isn't a a kink for those well endowed." pencil dicks can apply | |||
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"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter? Nostril sex? Really? " Don't Nost it Tril you've tried it ..... Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa Each to their own n that. You aren't kinky enough for here. OBVS ! | |||
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"Fuck nose... Brilliant! " Oi You! Fucknose! | |||
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"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter? Nostril sex? Really? Don't Nost it Tril you've tried it ..... Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa Each to their own n that. You aren't kinky enough for here. OBVS !" I guess I'm not Whats the logistics for nasal come shots though? Surely that'd be a bit like snorting porridge | |||
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"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion... A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses..... Oooh " Eeewwwww | |||
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"Unbelievable. I found a site about nasophilia ......... Yes Really!" Bookmarked? | |||
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"I've never had nostril sex but I don't mind a sneaky finger in there! " Ha .... I don't like taking nasal but I don't mind a bit of oil and them being massaged. | |||
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"wasn't this the Deepthroat plot...is there a woamn with there clitoris in their deep nasal passage or a nasal prostate?" course there is ..... God Rachael .. course ... | |||
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"ok I mean a man with a nasal prostate" Course there is ..... | |||
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"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion... A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses..... " Noooo ... really omg . | |||
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"It's a well known fact that nostrils can take 12", with just a little foreplay " Its how they are made to squirt | |||
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"It's a well known fact that nostrils can take 12", with just a little foreplay Its how they are made to squirt " Women don't squirt. It's been scientifically tested and it's snot. | |||
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"It's a well known fact that nostrils can take 12", with just a little foreplay Its how they are made to squirt Women don't squirt. It's been scientifically tested and it's snot." That's what I said. | |||
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"ok I mean a man with a nasal prostate Course there is ..... " Pinocchio? | |||
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