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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet......

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

But don't try and put batteries down my japs eye ffs!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

But don't try and put batteries down my japs eye ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the cocks though don't look very appealing in some profile pictures. At least with a toy you know what your getting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet...... "

Errrr no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But don't try and put batteries down my japs eye ffs!! "

Not kinky then?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet......

Errrr no!"
im buying you one for your birfday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I will be trying 1 out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet......

Errrr no!im buying you one for your birfday "

I might treat myself to a real one for my birthday lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet......

Errrr no!im buying you one for your birfday

I might treat myself to a real one for my birthday lol "
a cock or a toy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet......

Errrr no!im buying you one for your birfday

I might treat myself to a real one for my birthday lol a cock or a toy? "

Now that would be telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get you some spare batteries lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet...... "

Thats where mine are and left unused

I forget about them if im honest, waste of bloody money, give me a dick any day

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet......

Errrr no!im buying you one for your birfday

I might treat myself to a real one for my birthday lol "

You'll love it.

And you'll be able to pee standing up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet......

Errrr no!im buying you one for your birfday

I might treat myself to a real one for my birthday lol

You'll love it.

And you'll be able to pee standing up..."

excellent...prays for snow so she can write her name in it.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet......

Thats where mine are and left unused

I forget about them if im honest, waste of bloody money, give me a dick any day "
sign my petition....*holds out boobies for peaches to sign"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet......

Thats where mine are and left unused

I forget about them if im honest, waste of bloody money, give me a dick any day sign my petition....*holds out boobies for peaches to sign" "

*signs boobies"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read thread after thread stating about toys are soooo fab etc.....so im starting a cock is better campaign.....there are so many cocks on here, treat yourself to one and leave the toys in the bedside cabinet...... "

But what about those moments you couldnt possibly have a cock, like walking around tescos and your hubby has the remote to the egg buried inside.. See now theres a place you have to admit you cant really have the real deal.. :D

However, can i just store a few of my fav playmates under my bed along with the toys????

Katie.x

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By *ouple_m_and_jCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

Lol, what about both, Fi likes cock best, but whats wrong with playing first?

And occasionally during depending on the toy

Deffo agree about the remote toy though - especially if you've ignored it for an hour or so, left the control in your pocket and she's busy reaching up for something on the high shelf... :D

Doof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have never got the fascination with toys myself , bought one or 2 tried them , put them back in the box ...they did nothing for me im afraid ... give me the real thing anytime mmmm

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I take you back a few years to the Coca Cola advert...

'Coke....It's the real thing!'

Well my take on it, 'Cock.....It's the real thing!'

Anything else is a poor subsitute

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