FabSwingers.com forum: What conditions are a gift?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just curious to what you think, especially given the somewhat flimsy and ironic threads recently.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Just curious to what you think, especially given the somewhat flimsy and ironic threads recent."

Lib x I'm quite bright underneath the guff.. but ....

I don't get the question dahlink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not understanding the question sorry op

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

The condition when a woman gets on her knees infront of you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just curious to what you think, especially given the somewhat flimsy and ironic threads recent.

Lib x I'm quite bright underneath the guff.. but ....

I don't get the question dahlink. "

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/459509

I'll let you guess the other one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have a bow ? My answer is " arctic" am I right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anemia my constant tiredness gets me out of many things I don't want to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it have a bow ? My answer is " arctic" am I right

This man has a gift that shouldn't be passed on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those of us on phones cannot click on links...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I got it ! I got it !

What medical, social, emotional conditions are a gift..... gotcha

Human conditions .... Hmmmmmmmmm

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Those of us on phones cannot click on links..."

Copy and paste, and replace the thread number, that's what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the correct answer....... putting the word "Ted" at the end of really random questions,,,,, Ted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

As in which medical conditions etc could be considered a gift?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I guess it depends on your outlook on life to determine what ' conditions ' are gifts.

I'm dyslexic my spelling is appalling but I'm really good at annograms.. That could be seen as a gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I haven't been on the forums enough today to get the question behind this thread.

I'm out.

-Courtney

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay here goes.....

I looked up 'gift'

Under definition 1. Something given freely to someone with payment. EVERY CONDITION

Under definition 2. A natural ability or talent....... Now that requires thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how the person views 'it'.

You've got a BMW and want a Mercedes but someone gives you another BMW then you probably won't see it a a gift, but someone wanting a BMW will be seeing you as ungrateful for not wanting that one.

Same for any gift. If you don't want it then it's not a gift for you, but others might be happy with it.

Cba to go deep tonight, it's New Years, whoohooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a savant. Although being an idiot savant is a curse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot think of one way in which epilepsy has improved my life. Or kidney disease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have a bow ? My answer is " arctic" am I right

This man has a gift that shouldn't be passed on."
I know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those "gifts" come with a curse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I haven't been on the forums enough today to get the question behind this thread.

I'm out.

-Courtney"
chipperoo shall I book you a room at the " priory" ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those "gifts" come with a curse. "

Not one of them would be identified if they weren't a problem. I'd never want to receive a problem as a gift. I'd send it fucking back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those "gifts" come with a curse.

Not one of them would be identified if they weren't a problem. I'd never want to receive a problem as a gift. I'd send it fucking back. "

Come one, it's fantastic! You get to learn all about hospitals and stuff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those "gifts" come with a curse.

Not one of them would be identified if they weren't a problem. I'd never want to receive a problem as a gift. I'd send it fucking back.

Come one, it's fantastic! You get to learn all about hospitals and stuff..."

Could just watch Holby instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A physiotherapist once said to me that people like my sister give us so much. I stared at her,wanting to put my hands around her scrawny neck and squeeze,until her brain was starved of oxygen and see how she liked being unable to walk,talk,go to the toilet,bathe herself,feed herself and have barely controlled epilepsy. All so she can give so much for humanity of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A physiotherapist once said to me that people like my sister give us so much. I stared at her,wanting to put my hands around her scrawny neck and squeeze,until her brain was starved of oxygen and see how she liked being unable to walk,talk,go to the toilet,bathe herself,feed herself and have barely controlled epilepsy. All so she can give so much for humanity of course. "

A Monsignor said something similar to my mother after she was left brain damaged and severely disabled. Some people have no idea.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"What conditions are a gift?"

My baldness saves me a ton at the hairdressers.

My OCD gives Mrs ddc innumerable ways to amuse herself (like by putting the herbs in the wrong places

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My tenacity, persistence and persuasiveness helps people get into exhibitions even when they're closed

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those of us on phones cannot click on links..."

Its to the forum post where a sperm bank refused sperm from a dyslexic man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those "gifts" come with a curse.

Not one of them would be identified if they weren't a problem. I'd never want to receive a problem as a gift. I'd send it fucking back.

Come one, it's fantastic! You get to learn all about hospitals and stuff..."

I know you're being sarcastic but when someone i know had a breakdown i did learn a lot from it.

I was worried sick while ignorant, so i learned about mental illnesses so i could understand her more, plus she tells me stuff too. And that progressed into learning more about the brain, psychology, history of medicine, war crimes and atrocities, neurology, molecular biology and i know what job i want to do now, whereas before i never was really focused on anything.

I also learned about evolution and a whole host of irrelevant stuff along the way because the people teaching me also taught that and gave me their insight. Was a good few years a spent just learning, need to get back into it again really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The condition of smart-arsedness. Something you suffer with Lib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My colour blindness makes a lot of people laugh when demonstrating it.

I've also had a few debates with my mum about her choice of carpet colours, painted a small table for her hallway grey to match the carpets...apparently the carpet is blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

i'm going to stick my neck out and say Asperger's, marfan's (although that's only cause i hate being short and i don't mean it really), arguably bipolar,hyperflexibility. Some conditions persist in the gene pool as evolution has selected for them, even though they appear negative, as some feature of the condition was positve at some point. Eg sickle cell or CF. One could posit that more truly genetic conditions could be like this, we just don't know what the positve is yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm going to stick my neck out and say Asperger's, marfan's (although that's only cause i hate being short and i don't mean it really), arguably bipolar,hyperflexibility. Some conditions persist in the gene pool as evolution has selected for them, even though they appear negative, as some feature of the condition was positve at some point. Eg sickle cell or CF. One could posit that more truly genetic conditions could be like this, we just don't know what the positve is yet."

Being short isn't a characteristic of Marfans. Being tall with long arms and legs is. My sister has it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being short isn't a characteristic of Marfans. Being tall with long arms and legs is. My sister has it

My apologies,I re read a few times and understand what you meant now.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"i'm going to stick my neck out and say Asperger's, marfan's (although that's only cause i hate being short and i don't mean it really)

Being short isn't a characteristic of Marfans. Being tall with long arms and legs is. My sister has it

My apologies,I re read a few times and understand what you meant now. "

thats ok i forgive you, it's late.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not condemning any of the aforementioned, just that notion of thinking that passing them on to a child is a 'gift' of sorts.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/459509

The mind boggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"i'm going to stick my neck out and say Asperger's, marfan's (although that's only cause i hate being short and i don't mean it really)

Being short isn't a characteristic of Marfans. Being tall with long arms and legs is. My sister has it

My apologies,I re read a few times and understand what you meant now.

thats ok i forgive you, it's late. "

I struggle when it's not late. My little gift of comprehension difficulties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/01/16 02:05:42]"

I turned over in bed and deleted this by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only just realised what OP meant by conditions...wish words only had one meaning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/01/16 02:05:42]

I turned over in bed and deleted this by accident

Do you want a fight? I reckon I could take you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not condemning any of the aforementioned, just that notion of thinking that passing them on to a child is a 'gift' of sorts.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/459509

The mind boggles."

I just read [part of] the thread and now understand the OP.

Interesting read. I don't have any "conditions" and I wouldn't take any if they were handing them out. That says it all for me, really. I have no problem taking all the other gifts I'm given.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just read [part of] the thread and now understand the OP.

Interesting read. I don't have any "conditions" and I wouldn't take any if they were handing them out. That says it all for me, really. I have no problem taking all the other gifts I'm given.

-Courtney"

The potential to breed a child who says "aks" is way more than any man on earth can take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/01/16 02:05:42]

I turned over in bed and deleted this by accident

Do you want a fight? I reckon I could take you."

If it's over my pillow and bed I will win. Nothing else is worth fighting to the death over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just read [part of] the thread and now understand the OP.

Interesting read. I don't have any "conditions" and I wouldn't take any if they were handing them out. That says it all for me, really. I have no problem taking all the other gifts I'm given.

-Courtney

The potential to breed a child who says "aks" is way more than any man on earth can take."

I would beat it out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just read [part of] the thread and now understand the OP.

Interesting read. I don't have any "conditions" and I wouldn't take any if they were handing them out. That says it all for me, really. I have no problem taking all the other gifts I'm given.

-Courtney

The potential to breed a child who says "aks" is way more than any man on earth can take.

I would beat it out of them "

Holy crap. Speech class was good enough, thanks.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just read [part of] the thread and now understand the OP.

Interesting read. I don't have any "conditions" and I wouldn't take any if they were handing them out. That says it all for me, really. I have no problem taking all the other gifts I'm given.

-Courtney

The potential to breed a child who says "aks" is way more than any man on earth can take.

I would beat it out of them

Holy crap. Speech class was good enough, thanks.

-Courtney"

It's a little different for you than a native Brit TBH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just read [part of] the thread and now understand the OP.

Interesting read. I don't have any "conditions" and I wouldn't take any if they were handing them out. That says it all for me, really. I have no problem taking all the other gifts I'm given.

-Courtney

The potential to breed a child who says "aks" is way more than any man on earth can take.

I would beat it out of them

Holy crap. Speech class was good enough, thanks.

-Courtney

It's a little different for you than a native Brit TBH"

Is that what you'll tell your children as you beat them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just read [part of] the thread and now understand the OP.

Interesting read. I don't have any "conditions" and I wouldn't take any if they were handing them out. That says it all for me, really. I have no problem taking all the other gifts I'm given.

-Courtney

The potential to breed a child who says "aks" is way more than any man on earth can take.

I would beat it out of them

Holy crap. Speech class was good enough, thanks.

-Courtney

It's a little different for you than a native Brit TBH"

We have a more hands on approach to child rearing. The slipper being a punishment of choice for a lot of parents (saves hurting your hand)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just read [part of] the thread and now understand the OP.

Interesting read. I don't have any "conditions" and I wouldn't take any if they were handing them out. That says it all for me, really. I have no problem taking all the other gifts I'm given.

-Courtney

The potential to breed a child who says "aks" is way more than any man on earth can take.

I would beat it out of them

Holy crap. Speech class was good enough, thanks.

-Courtney

It's a little different for you than a native Brit TBH

Is that what you'll tell your children as you beat them?

'Our' children.

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just read [part of] the thread and now understand the OP.

Interesting read. I don't have any "conditions" and I wouldn't take any if they were handing them out. That says it all for me, really. I have no problem taking all the other gifts I'm given.

-Courtney

The potential to breed a child who says "aks" is way more than any man on earth can take.

I would beat it out of them

Holy crap. Speech class was good enough, thanks.

-Courtney

It's a little different for you than a native Brit TBH

Is that what you'll tell your children as you beat them?

'Our' children.

Yes."

Are you and Marc adopting, then? Congratulations!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just read [part of] the thread and now understand the OP.

Interesting read. I don't have any "conditions" and I wouldn't take any if they were handing them out. That says it all for me, really. I have no problem taking all the other gifts I'm given.

-Courtney

The potential to breed a child who says "aks" is way more than any man on earth can take.

I would beat it out of them

Holy crap. Speech class was good enough, thanks.

-Courtney

It's a little different for you than a native Brit TBH

Is that what you'll tell your children as you beat them?

'Our' children.

Yes.

Are you and Marc adopting, then? Congratulations! "

BEST. GAY. DADS. EVER.

And you fucking know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just read [part of] the thread and now understand the OP.

Interesting read. I don't have any "conditions" and I wouldn't take any if they were handing them out. That says it all for me, really. I have no problem taking all the other gifts I'm given.

-Courtney

The potential to breed a child who says "aks" is way more than any man on earth can take.

I would beat it out of them

Holy crap. Speech class was good enough, thanks.

-Courtney

It's a little different for you than a native Brit TBH

We have a more hands on approach to child rearing. The slipper being a punishment of choice for a lot of parents (saves hurting your hand) "
I've been slippered ,caned,rulered and cricket batted in the name of discipline didn't hurt me

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

My hearing has deteriorated as I've aged but almost every time I mis-hear something I hear it as something funny, silly or bizarre. It's better than hearing the actual words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only gift my condition will give is the life assurance payout.

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