FabSwingers.com forum: A cunning plan!! (Bound to make my fortune this is!!)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello my lovelies!!

I've had a bloody good idea I have (don't steal it - it's mine - mine I say!!!!!!!)

You know when, after chatting for a while - people sometimes ask for pics of your todgers or lady bits? (well - sometimes they do i'm told - bear with me here!) Well we want to see they look clean and tidy, with no unusual things sticking to them, no odd spots or boils or hairs sticking out from the wrong places - right??

But if we're honest - what we really want to know is 'if I shove my head down there, will my eyes water at the smell of fish, stale pee, shit, cheese, insert your own dodgy odour from experience!!!'

Sooooooo - I think we should all have scratch and sniff packs, distributed by fab on a regular basis!

All we need to do when planning a meet is rub the swab around our lady bits, todge (or back door if we're doing the other) and send it by special delivery! (Armpit swab available for the particularly fastidious!)

That way, when we meet and dive into the nether regions, we will know whether we can expect it to be a pleasant, positively fragrant experience - or weather we need to practice holding our head under the bath water for a REALLY long time!!

Your thoughts??

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Still peeing myself laughing and how will you know they rubbed it on themselves? Xx

Good idea though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want some of whatever you are on...

Chances are, people would steal someone elses if theirs were not 'up to scratch' he he.

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Ha ha, scratch and sniff so funny

Meet up - you scratch, I'll sniff - if OK you've pulled lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want some of whatever you are on...

Chances are, people would steal someone elses if theirs were not 'up to scratch' he he."

Never thought of that!

Perhaps there should be two witnesses to the sample-taking??

Re what I'm on - a lot of people ask that - no idea why!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still peeing myself laughing and how will you know they rubbed it on themselves? Xx

Good idea though xx"

See above!

Two impartial witnesses! I'm a genius!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha, scratch and sniff so funny

Meet up - you scratch, I'll sniff - if OK you've pulled lol x "

I'll get mi coat pet!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Mine smells of Lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going one better to steal your customers

I am going to invent scratch n sniff avatars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im going one better to steal your customers

I am going to invent scratch n sniff avatars

Swine!! Never darken my thread again ya varmint!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine smells of Lynx

And blue cheese!!

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"Ha ha, scratch and sniff so funny

Meet up - you scratch, I'll sniff - if OK you've pulled lol x

I'll get mi coat pet! "

Aww - If only!! Fabed a few of your pics though

You are very attractive

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Mine smells of Lynx

And blue cheese!!

Scowles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant wait to see you pitch your idea on dragons den

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By *onnybag69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

lve already invented some thing similar i called it soap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine smells of Lynx

And blue cheese!!

Scowles

You never scowl! S'why you're my friend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha, scratch and sniff so funny

Meet up - you scratch, I'll sniff - if OK you've pulled lol x

I'll get mi coat pet!

Aww - If only!! Fabed a few of your pics though

You are very attractive

xx "

Aw thanks! Most kind!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"cant wait to see you pitch your idea on dragons den

Might be a long time after the watershed!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

You haven't seen me when United or England loose

I do try and smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lve already invented some thing similar i called it soap"

Meh!!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I verify that 'insert name' smells of sunshine dust. Don't pass them by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me cringe

Good luck to you, but I won't be investing.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a scratch and sniff test pack to take to meete bit like a breatherliser If they pong it's off to the bathroom first haha!

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"Ha ha, scratch and sniff so funny

Meet up - you scratch, I'll sniff - if OK you've pulled lol x

I'll get mi coat pet!

Aww - If only!! Fabed a few of your pics though

You are very attractive

Aw thanks! Most kind!

Like to compliment where and when justified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a video of the person swabbing,with commentary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachy this has got to be your most bonkers idea EVER - what are you on woman ....really I think I need to live over the rainbow with you cause it does seem to be a very good & enlightening place to live ...WOW ...I'm forwarding this to Alex - it will be a "stop in his tracks" one - good job I love you women or id have you committed

x brilliant, made my afternoon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too tightfisted to spend the money ....

I'm just going to dangle a 'little tree'. Car freshener from the end of my todger.

Get. 'em from pound land... Bargain!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Some of them may aswell just sent a pack of mini babybells!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese flavoured condom, anyone?

Blue Stilton..

.. No?

I'll put them away then.

(remembers not to buy anymore)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peachy this has got to be your most bonkers idea EVER - what are you on woman ....really I think I need to live over the rainbow with you cause it does seem to be a very good & enlightening place to live ...WOW ...I'm forwarding this to Alex - it will be a "stop in his tracks" one - good job I love you women or id have you committed

x brilliant, made my afternoon x "

Well I like to keep myself amused!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This made me cringe

Good luck to you, but I won't be investing.

-Courtney"

Aw Courtney - was hoping you'd be my business angel and hold my hand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm too tightfisted to spend the money ....

I'm just going to dangle a 'little tree'. Car freshener from the end of my todger.

Get. 'em from pound land... Bargain!

Excellent plan!

I just rub cif on my fanny once a week - acts as an exfoliant too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my lovelies!!

I've had a bloody good idea I have (don't steal it - it's mine - mine I say!!!!!!!)

But if we're honest - what we really want to know is 'if I shove my head down there, will my eyes water at the smell of fish, stale pee, shit, cheese, insert your own dodgy odour from experience!!!'

Sooooooo - I think we should all have scratch and sniff packs, distributed by fab on a regular basis!

Your thoughts??

Haha you have made me chuckle . I think its a simply spiffing idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do the platinum users get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach I've found a slight flaw in your cunning plan!

The scratch n sniff will need to be kept in a refrigerated packet then sent by courier!

Several hours or days at room temperature. ...can you imagine the whiff!!!

We'd all get a false positive!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peach I've found a slight flaw in your cunning plan!

The scratch n sniff will need to be kept in a refrigerated packet then sent by courier!

Several hours or days at room temperature. ...can you imagine the whiff!!!

We'd all get a false positive!

Darn! - you have a point - refrigerated packets sound expensive though - how about an ice cube tray wrapped in clingfilm??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do the platinum users get?"

Me- the day after I've scrubbed downstairs with cif and a Brillo!!

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