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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Trainers.

What one thing would you simply not do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers.

What one thing would you simply not do? "

Skinny jeans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knickers as outer wear.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

A onesie

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Walk on grass when there is a path.

Him

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Track suit bottoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jewellery

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nike airs so chavy

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

...oh...A man I mean

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Putting testicles in a blender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

umbrella ella ella .

just not Pooch and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the house without my cape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also trainers....never feel supported, they feel too flimsy and light

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Long sleeved shirts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only wear sports wear in the gym. I don't do lots of things to be honest. Skinny jeans. Peplum tops and dresses. Lycra, luminous colours. But most of all I dispise leggings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything other than trainers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers.

What one thing would you simply not do? "

Shampoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks and sandals .. And neither should anyone else... Ever

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Socks and sandals .. And neither should anyone else... Ever

It was good enough for the Romans....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking into modor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers.

What one thing would you simply not do?

Skinny jeans.

I look an utter twat in skinny jeans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Trainers.

Round necks.

Unpointed shoes.

The colour green.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So was throwing people to wild beasts for entertainment.. I wouldnt do that either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beetroot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a vest

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Nothing wrong with socks and sandals...its socks and sandals with shorts that's a no. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trainers.

Trackies.

Rushing.

T shirts.

Flat shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing wrong with socks and sandals...its socks and sandals with shorts that's a no. Xxx"

I once played a gig with Suzy Quattro and she turned up wearing skin tight leather trousers, white socks and sandals!

Totally ruined it for me, my childhood was ruined...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some totally acceptable no nos here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small cocks.

Polystyrene

Slugs

Rocking chairs

Dolls

All of those things creep me out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks and sandals .. And neither should anyone else... Ever

With you on that one

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Running. I do not run ever ever ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Running. I do not run ever ever ever"

I would,but I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

Flat shoes

A onsie

Stupid feature slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Small cocks.

Polystyrene

Slugs

Rocking chairs

Dolls

All of those things creep me out!"

So my next few shofts will be spent fashioning a a doll in a rocking chair holding a slug all made out of polestyrene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Small cocks.

Polystyrene

Slugs

Rocking chairs

Dolls

All of those things creep me out!

So my next few shofts will be spent fashioning a a doll in a rocking chair holding a slug all made out of polestyrene"

Eeeew, you dare! Dolls I feel like they're going to steal my soul, rocking chairs I feel like if I look at one I'll see something sitting in it or it rocking on it's own. Polystyrene just the sound and feel of it, slugs had an accident with one when I was younger which resulted in one being mashed between my toes whilst walking barefoot through grass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have unmanicured nails. I may look like Worzel Gummidge's sister but my nails will be immaculate. Lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Velvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers.

What one thing would you simply not do? "

Thongs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say no to a wet pussy if it was offered to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys with only socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pants

Trackies

Hats ( especially the skip ones )

White jeans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pants

Trackies

Hats ( especially the skip ones )

White jeans

Men in white jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dungarees.

Peanut butter.

Lace curtains.

Creatures with more than seven legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly people.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Anal

Seafood

Sub/Dom nonsense

Lulu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trainers

Trackies

Denim

Trousers

Flat shoes

Displaying explicit pics

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Have unmanicured nails. I may look like Worzel Gummidge's sister but my nails will be immaculate. Lol"

I met Howard Hughes before he passed away, that was the thing I noticed straight away.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Maxi dresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Findus Crispy Pancakes

People that say "though" after every sentence - "innit though"

Crocks / Uggs or Primark versions of either

Butlins

Married / attached people ( assuming I know )

Any variation of "The Fast and the Furious"

Bareback

The list is quite long I could be here a while ....

Enough for now

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"A onesie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nike airs so chavy "
or reebok classics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words like.....hun, babe, etc

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Get complimented

It's usually done Insincerely or by way of a back handed one

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Levitation. Not after last time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dickheads"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

What I don't want to do

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Star Wars or Space films

Zombies

Cartoon/Novelty clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y Fronts

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Shave,not for any one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers.

What one thing would you simply not do? "

trainers also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short sleeve shirts... Has to be long with the sleeves rolled up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Star Wars or Space films

Zombies

Cartoon/Novelty clothes"

What about a Mickey Mouse onesie?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolls & men who wear more make up than me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Findus Crispy Pancakes

People that say "though" after every sentence - "innit though"

Crocks / Uggs or Primark versions of either

Butlins

Married / attached people ( assuming I know )

Any variation of "The Fast and the Furious"

Bareback

The list is quite long I could be here a while ....

Enough for now

Do they still sell crispy pancakes?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Star Wars or Space films

Zombies

Cartoon/Novelty clothes

What about a Mickey Mouse onesie? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"High heels "

Yea,I forgot about heels. I want to do them,they don't like me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Star Wars or Space films

Zombies

Cartoon/Novelty clothes

What about a Mickey Mouse onesie?

Bet you would look so cute in one

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Star Wars or Space films

Zombies

Cartoon/Novelty clothes

What about a Mickey Mouse onesie?

Bet you would look so cute in one

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Strawberries (anyone that knows me over 5 years will piss them selves and agree with my dislike)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y Fronts"

Forgot to add. Especially brown ones with orange or yellow piping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High heels

Yea,I forgot about heels. I want to do them,they don't like me. "

Same here, I wore some to my work Christmas do recently, I had to take them off and walk through the centre of Reading in just my hold ups

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By *r and mrs 71Couple
over a year ago

colchester

Text speech.

I mean lkye dis, d words nt wot they meant 2 b

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"High heels

Yea,I forgot about heels. I want to do them,they don't like me.

Same here, I wore some to my work Christmas do recently, I had to take them off and walk through the centre of Reading in just my hold ups

I've done that walk many a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Words like.....hun, babe, etc

hehe and lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting

Flip flops

Tracksuits

Football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing wrong with socks and sandals...its socks and sandals with shorts that's a no. Xxx"

Socks and sandals with anything... No x

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Sports brands for anything other than trainers (which are reserved for exercise excluding my converse)

Logos on t-shirts (largely because I don't wear t-shirts. Or logos across the arse of joggers (don't wear them either!)

I can't deny I do do logos on handbags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shell fish

Offal meats

High heels. I do try every now and then but there's always blood and pain involved

Ugg boots

Men whose underwear is purposely on show above their low slung trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High heels.

Thongs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat whipped cream.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stairs with no backs to them.

Cotton wool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat whipped cream.

-Courtney"

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat whipped cream.

-Courtney

Me neither

It is gross stuff, isn't it?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat whipped cream.

-Courtney

Me neither

It is gross stuff, isn't it?

-Courtney"

I can eat pouring cream. I don't like the whipped up stuff that's thick.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Stairs with no backs to them.

Cotton wool."

Yes! To both of those! Or stairs which are too steep. Thought I was in my dream house then got a panic trying to get down the stairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any tops with writing on or Disney characters....... Or any characters really. A family member gifted me a pink t shirt covered in pink glittery flamingos. * shudders*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cellars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stairs with no backs to them.

Cotton wool.

Yes! To both of those! Or stairs which are too steep. Thought I was in my dream house then got a panic trying to get down the stairs!"

I walked into 1 house for a _iewing and turned and walked straight back out when I saw the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cellars

Jeremy Kyle

Capital FM

Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Track suit bottoms

Uggs

Fur

Hats

Pleated skirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Running. I do not run ever ever ever"

Black eyes are not good ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White socks while having sex.

Well white socks ever ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met Howard Hughes before he passed away, that was the thing I noticed straight away.

What was he like after he passed away then?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Track suit bottoms

Uggs

Fur

Hats

Pleated skirts

I have a fake fur collar on my coat. I feel like a 50s film star in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forumites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never do uggs and pandora like to be unique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I'm funny about any fabric which feels anything like cotton wool. Mostly fleeces (although some are ok) and brushed cotton type fabrics. Make me feel sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm funny about any fabric which feels anything like cotton wool. Mostly fleeces (although some are ok) and brushed cotton type fabrics. Make me feel sick. "

Velvet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm funny about any fabric which feels anything like cotton wool. Mostly fleeces (although some are ok) and brushed cotton type fabrics. Make me feel sick. "

My childhood friend used to bite down on her blankets and make them squeak in between her teeth. It made sleeping over very cringey.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Crocs

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I'm funny about any fabric which feels anything like cotton wool. Mostly fleeces (although some are ok) and brushed cotton type fabrics. Make me feel sick.

Velvet

I like velvet! Lol.

A friend has such an aversion to it she can't even say it. Ends up saying belbet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too many things-

tights, leggings, polo neck tops ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

IKEA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And trifle. That squelching suction sound that it makes when someone puts the spoon in. *shudder*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picking the legs of a fly and calling it a walk

awwww you nasty lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Picking the wings off a fly and calling it a walk

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Picking the legs of a fly and calling it a walk

awwww you nasty lol"

Quoting someone too soon before they eventually got it right

Blaming things on too much Tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picking the legs of a fly and calling it a walk

awwww you nasty lol

Quoting someone too soon before they eventually got it right

Blaming things on too much Tequila

i knew what you meant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Picking the wings off a fly and calling it a walk

Legs would make it a glider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picking the wings off a fly and calling it a walk

Legs would make it a glider "

just bumming about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brown sauce

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Picking the wings off a fly and calling it a walk

Legs would make it a glider "

You've just given me an idea for whatever On Ice, is Brucie available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boats

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

Skinny, slim and most narrow or normal legged jeans.

They don't fit my legs.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Trainers.

What one thing would you simply not do?

Skinny jeans.

Soo true!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Oh marmite! Ewwwwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeans! Trying to get them to fit my waist, hips, ass and thighs is a fucking nightmare!

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Vibram trainers, awful things lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waste time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denims

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Mustard corduroys

(There are just no circumstances for anyone, anywhere where that's right)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers.

What one thing would you simply not do? "
me neither except for sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk on grass when there is a path.

Him"

No?

Even if it's fresh green spring grass - all nice and dewy - damp and soft between your toes?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mustard corduroys

(There are just no circumstances for anyone, anywhere where that's right)"

I wore a pair yesterday

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Bend over to pick a tenner of the floor with some gay guy standing behind me ,

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By *onnybag69Man
over a year ago

Denton/East Manchester

boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over to pick a tenner of the floor with some gay guy standing behind me ,

Says he with his bum in the air ready for a right Royal rogering

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Bend over to pick a tenner of the floor with some gay guy standing behind me ,

Says he with his bum in the air ready for a right Royal rogering

wouldnt do that outside lol , dont know who's standing behind you ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over to pick a tenner of the floor with some gay guy standing behind me ,

Says he with his bum in the air ready for a right Royal rogering

wouldnt do that outside lol , dont know who's standing behind you ,

It's ok if it's inside though

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Mustard corduroys

(There are just no circumstances for anyone, anywhere where that's right)

I wore a pair yesterday

errrrm apart from you yesterday.

Were you doing fancy dress - Senior partner in a law firm relaxing at the weekend after shooting grouse?

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Leave the house without my cape."

My hero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social meets

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"And trifle. That squelching suction sound that it makes when someone puts the spoon in. *shudder*"

That's an amazing sound...like removing a large cock from a tight wet pussy.... Or so I would imagine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply to wankers who think you're instantly available to fuck even tho you've never had a convo with them

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Bend over to pick a tenner of the floor with some gay guy standing behind me ,

Says he with his bum in the air ready for a right Royal rogering

wouldnt do that outside lol , dont know who's standing behind you ,

It's ok if it's inside though

yes lol , no gay guys here , so would feel safe ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Animals"

In what sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shell suits!

Well not any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Animals

In what sense

Well............ That sense

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Animals

In what sense

Well............ That sense

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