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By *-and-K OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

One of ours has to be--

"Couples only, but the play will be between the wives. Your partner will not be allowed to touch or join in with (insert woman's name here)however same partner sex afterwards"

I just cannot see the point in this. Its only a way around not being able to meet a single female on the site. Basically its being dishonest about the reason for meeting a couple.

If the wife is so BI, why not leave the husband at home and nip down to thelocal gay club and pick up a lesbian.? I'm sure she would have far more success.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get annoyed over Profiles, some make me laugh and some make me wonder if their really on this Planet, I read Profiles for fun sometimes if I'm bored

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"[Removed by poster at 19/01/11 08:48:45]"

* Missing word in last version *

Not a thing because it is their profile and not mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The angry one's make me laugh, also the one's that state Single men don't message if we want you we will ask? Tell more like and yes I'm gonna jump through hoops for them. NOT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no face pic, no reply, some people want discretion,i do

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

New here... (with maybe 'will fill this in later') - yet profile shows member for over a year....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if annoy is the right word for it, however, it always makes me cringe whenever I see peeps describing themselves as good looking/handsome, VWE, and when I click to see their pics, they are nothing of the sort!

And the phrases, "have been told I am good looking", or "good looking, and VWE, so I am told", or similar, make me cringe even more, and I am very unlikely to meet them because of it.

Harsh I know, however, that's just me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no face pic, no reply, some people want discretion,i do"

That gets our goat too!!!

Hate seeing mobile numbers and nothing but cock pic after cock pic.

Really don't like profiles that are a word for word fantasy *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always roll my eyes at please reply it's only polite and especially no pics due to my job (see...)

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By *entcouple4550Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

I paraphrase but...

'R U up 4 it coz if U R luv to here from U'

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

ooh forgot - 'will try anything once - twice if I like it' - complete with lots of exclamation marks and smilies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no face pic, no reply, some people want discretion,i do"

i put on my profile i want to see their face and i clearly state why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure if annoy is the right word for it, however, it always makes me cringe whenever I see peeps describing themselves as good looking/handsome, VWE, and when I click to see their pics, they are nothing of the sort!

And the phrases, "have been told I am good looking", or "good looking, and VWE, so I am told", or similar, make me cringe even more, and I am very unlikely to meet them because of it.

Harsh I know, however, that's just me!

I know exactly what you mean pearl, am often described as a bitch but would i flatter myself by putting it on my profile.....nope haha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all it say's is "New to the scene" when their profile as been on for more than a year I'm sure they could have thought of something to add in that time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi Pussy, peeps know I am a stuck up hard nose cow just by reading my War and Peace of a profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personal bête noire: people criticising what others have on their profile: ergo, nothing annoys me.

However, there are times when I simply or and think, only here for the forums and chat rooms, they can't possibly hope to attract someone to meet them with that!

But, hey ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

safe sex on the profile and then photos, with no condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"safe sex on the profile and then photos, with no condoms"

They may be Pics of them with each other rather than other People

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"safe sex on the profile and then photos, with no condoms

They may be Pics of them with each other rather than other People "
Possibly on a couples profile, but not on a singles profile!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"safe sex on the profile and then photos, with no condoms

They may be Pics of them with each other rather than other People Possibly on a couples profile, but not on a singles profile!!!!"

Good point Ozzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a single males profile says they r str8 but then when u look wot there looking for it says men, tv's.

Wots the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There life story. Msn addy,email,phone number, cock size that they are "professional" all those get up my ass. Those profiles I avoid it says desperate to me but this is only my view.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

'I don't bite, unless you ask me to!'

Is a pet hate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate it when they say they are a single on their profile and haveben on some time on the site. next thing i see in the formuns that they want to help how to tell their other parter they swing and for them to join in.

as far as i am concern its cheeting and nothing you can say can change that.

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By *entcouple4550Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

I suppose its badly or completely unedited profiles that I find the most trying.The ones that cease to be a profile and become an autobiography around about paragraph twelve. By all means ensure your criteria and preferences are clearly stated but try to be as concise as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like people hiding profiles i never know why ........ even if not playing ....... just find it strange .. its like thay have somthing to hide from others. And i hate getting mail with no face pics on profile .... i would never meet with out a face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont like people hiding profiles i never know why ........ even if not playing ....... just find it strange .. its like thay have somthing to hide from others. And i hate getting mail with no face pics on profile .... i would never meet with out a face."

I always show my best feature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hate it when its a extremely long block of text

Id like to see some paragraphing

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Ones that whinge about how no-one will meet them and how the site is full of timewasters make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont like people hiding profiles i never know why ........ even if not playing ....... just find it strange .. its like thay have somthing to hide from others. And i hate getting mail with no face pics on profile .... i would never meet with out a face.

I always show my best feature"
well your fab bum i could look at all day , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont like people hiding profiles i never know why ........ even if not playing ....... just find it strange .. its like thay have somthing to hide from others. And i hate getting mail with no face pics on profile .... i would never meet with out a face.

I always show my best featurewell your fab bum i could look at all day , lol"

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

attractive couple.

we read no further

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

nope... everything is perfect and rosey at "chez fab's"

well.... except when people spell "professional" wrongly....

oooh... and "Discreet"...

hang on.. i'll be back with more in a mo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"attractive couple.

we read no further"

well someones version of attractive is not always the same as me.

The ones that make me giggle are we are looking for fit attactive people only and you look at them and think,oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones when you look deeper into the profile and you find they have self verified the profile by using other profiles.

But give themselves away my the information given in the verification.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Ones that whinge about how no-one will meet them and how the site is full of timewasters make me chuckle "

And they have only been on the site 2 days

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Generally I don't give a toss what people put in their profiles and never have......BUT

Any mention of having just returned from 'Afghan' on a guys profile or in a message to me and it makes me bloody angry....

There are too many brave young men who have laid down their lives and future well being for some guys to use the conflict as an excuse for looking for 'sympathy' shags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a single males profile says they r str8 but then when u look wot there looking for it says men, tv's.

Wots the point "

Its not just me then.. :D

I just politely say thanks but no thanks.. and move on.

Katie.x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I don't get annoyed over Profiles, some make me laugh and some make me wonder if their really on this Planet, I read Profiles for fun sometimes if I'm bored "

I agree. I just laugh at some of the weird or pompous ones and just move on by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont like people hiding profiles i never know why ........ even if not playing ....... just find it strange .. its like thay have somthing to hide from others. And i hate getting mail with no face pics on profile .... i would never meet with out a face."

Oooops!

We do this after receiving loads of copy and pasted messages from members that clearly haven't bothered reading our profile. "I love your profile blah blah..." *we hide profile* we write back "what did you love about our profile?" The response is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont like people hiding profiles i never know why ........ even if not playing ....... just find it strange .. its like thay have somthing to hide from others. And i hate getting mail with no face pics on profile .... i would never meet with out a face.

Oooops!

We do this after receiving loads of copy and pasted messages from members that clearly haven't bothered reading our profile. "I love your profile blah blah..." *we hide profile* we write back "what did you love about our profile?" The response is hilarious "
Well its nice to know why some hide profiles ... just gets to me people mailing asking to meet .. i go to look and thay have gone into hiding .. I do think all sorts then.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Generally I don't give a toss what people put in their profiles and never have......BUT

Any mention of having just returned from 'Afghan' on a guys profile or in a message to me and it makes me bloody angry....

There are too many brave young men who have laid down their lives and future well being for some guys to use the conflict as an excuse for looking for 'sympathy' shags."

Especially as he probably spent his whole tour peeling spuds, 100 miles from the nearest gun.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Ones that whinge about how no-one will meet them and how the site is full of timewasters make me chuckle

And they have only been on the site 2 days "

I got a message from someone recently that had the same sort of stuff and he had only joined 2 hrs previously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We totally ignore profiles that clearly have taken only two minutes to compile. If thats the extent of their effort and imagination, they`re surely going to be "shite" in the bedroom dept.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never been annoyed by any profile I have seen.If they aren't what I am looking for then I'll find one that is!...Why be annoyed by someone you have no wish to meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bi Pussy, peeps know I am a stuck up hard nose cow just by reading my War and Peace of a profile! "

i wasnt callin you a hard nose cow. i luvvvvvvvvvvvv ya coz u give me your room that time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate it when they say they are a single on their profile and haveben on some time on the site. next thing i see in the formuns that they want to help how to tell their other parter they swing and for them to join in.

as far as i am concern its cheeting and nothing you can say can change that."

bollix single is a status given on your profile with regard to swinging status.

am married, also living with a partner plus have a g/f and also swinging on my own. wot feckin status should i have lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate it when they say they are a single on their profile and haveben on some time on the site. next thing i see in the formuns that they want to help how to tell their other parter they swing and for them to join in.

as far as i am concern its cheeting and nothing you can say can change that.

bollix single is a status given on your profile with regard to swinging status.

am married, also living with a partner plus have a g/f and also swinging on my own. wot feckin status should i have lol "

actually

confused

that would fit the box

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"We totally ignore profiles that clearly have taken only two minutes to compile. If thats the extent of their effort and imagination, they`re surely going to be "shite" in the bedroom dept. "

mine isnt long didnt take long just seys it how it is..

think if someone wants to know more we can chat..

could do more i suppose xx

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"When a single males profile says they r str8 but then when u look wot there looking for it says men, tv's.

Wots the point "

I love my tv,s

the best one is in the living room 53 inch flat screen....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a single males profile says they r str8 but then when u look wot there looking for it says men, tv's.

Wots the point

I love my tv,s

the best one is in the living room 53 inch flat screen...."

omg this man has a 53"

forms an orderley queue at his door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate it when they say they are a single on their profile and haveben on some time on the site. next thing i see in the formuns that they want to help how to tell their other parter they swing and for them to join in.

as far as i am concern its cheeting and nothing you can say can change that.

bollix single is a status given on your profile with regard to swinging status.

am married, also living with a partner plus have a g/f and also swinging on my own. wot feckin status should i have lol "

Greedy lunatic with very nice boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... when people spell "professional" wrongly.... oooh... and "Discreet"... "

And "accommodate"

So I guess I won't be meating any discrete proffesionals who can accomodate

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Nobody mentioned axe murderer comments....I'm doin' okay today.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"... when people spell "professional" wrongly.... oooh... and "Discreet"...

And "accommodate"

So I guess I won't be meating any discrete proffesionals who can accomodate "

...who are also good with their 'tounge'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... when people spell "professional" wrongly.... oooh... and "Discreet"...

And "accommodate"

So I guess I won't be meating any discrete proffesionals who can accomodate

...who are also good with their 'tounge'?"

LOL I 'definately' won't be meeting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the "will fill in later" thing. Id you put that surely you could put a bit more and say something about your self.

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By *amaraGraceCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough/Leicester

i hate the....WE LIKE TO HAVE RECREATIONAL VISUAL STIMULANTS when we have fun

Translated means...

we like to get shitfaced on pills,,mdma and anything else you can find BEFORE we even think of doing any swinging

makes me wanna puke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate profiles with bad pictures,for example cock in a toilet etc,does'nt anyone have any class anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I detest reading a well written profile than catches our eye, pictures look nice, geography is workable... a really nice genuine single male is shining through on his profile and then...

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......he admits to being an axe murderer with bodies hidden under the floorboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I detest reading a well written profile than catches our eye, pictures look nice, geography is workable... a really nice genuine single male is shining through on his profile and then...

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......he admits to being an axe murderer with bodies hidden under the floorboards

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Has he mailed you too???! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New here... (with maybe 'will fill this in later') - yet profile shows member for over a year.... "

Ive seen that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up genital shots as main pic (avatar) its the only things thats puts us off, anything else thats on a profile you're not forced to see/read so it doesn't bother us either way, thats what the back button is for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines is

"looking for guys 8 inch plus"

well what good is that to anybody I ask you. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I detest reading a well written profile than catches our eye, pictures look nice, geography is workable... a really nice genuine single male is shining through on his profile and then...

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......he admits to being an axe murderer with bodies hidden under the floorboards

Has he mailed you too???! LOL "

No silly! Single guys don't mail us.... We have to trawl through profile after profile, come across a goodun and you read that sort of thing

You are a nice couple HellsBelles.... beware of his hidden agenda... increase in body count lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody mentioned axe murderer comments....I'm doin' okay today. "

Axe murderer comments irritate me too.

I am a proud strangler, thank you very much.

Axes are so macho and over the top, not to mention heavy to carry around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen a classic, someone messaged me so looked at there profile and nothing was on there but a phone number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody mentioned axe murderer comments....I'm doin' okay today.

Axe murderer comments irritate me too.

I am a proud strangler, thank you very much.

Axes are so macho and over the top, not to mention heavy to carry around. "

Nothing mentioned about your "murderous habits" on your profile. This is just a suggestion and not a criticism.... Maybe you should at least hint that this is "your sort of thing"! lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen a classic, someone messaged me so looked at there profile and nothing was on there but a phone number"

Are you going to give them a call then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody mentioned axe murderer comments....I'm doin' okay today.

Axe murderer comments irritate me too.

I am a proud strangler, thank you very much.

Axes are so macho and over the top, not to mention heavy to carry around.

Nothing mentioned about your "murderous habits" on your profile. This is just a suggestion and not a criticism.... Maybe you should at least hint that this is "your sort of thing"! lol!!! "

Yeah I went for the friendly approach on the profile.

Small details like safe sex, turn-ons and murderous tendencies can be ironed out by personal message, don't you think?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are quite a few that start like this ..........

Hi,Back again. Been here before met loads of nice friends but I had to leave because of nutters and timewasters. Anyway I got divorced and now I am free and loving it and so I am here to find lots of friends and have lots of fun. If you are a timewaster don't even bother getting in touch with me I've been there and done that and I wont be answering you so jog on. What is is w ith the women on here and their egos. I've had enough of that kind of woman and im looking for girls who are fun and.....

im an easy going fella with a g.s.o.h.

etc

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etc.

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etc......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody mentioned axe murderer comments....I'm doin' okay today.

Axe murderer comments irritate me too.

I am a proud strangler, thank you very much.

Axes are so macho and over the top, not to mention heavy to carry around.

Nothing mentioned about your "murderous habits" on your profile. This is just a suggestion and not a criticism.... Maybe you should at least hint that this is "your sort of thing"! lol!!!

Yeah I went for the friendly approach on the profile.

Small details like safe sex, turn-ons and murderous tendencies can be ironed out by personal message, don't you think?! "

Can I just say...great profile even though i thought there was something wrong with my screen for a while lol and honestly i did read your profile text before heading for the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody mentioned axe murderer comments....I'm doin' okay today.

Axe murderer comments irritate me too.

I am a proud strangler, thank you very much.

Axes are so macho and over the top, not to mention heavy to carry around.

Nothing mentioned about your "murderous habits" on your profile. This is just a suggestion and not a criticism.... Maybe you should at least hint that this is "your sort of thing"! lol!!!

Yeah I went for the friendly approach on the profile.

Small details like safe sex, turn-ons and murderous tendencies can be ironed out by personal message, don't you think?! "

Agreed. I'll message you first but you must not take any offence to us not replying, deleting your message and blocking you when you send us "that" message that tells us that our mortality is "severely at risk" should we meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a friend request from a guy yesterday so had a quick gander at his profile (which i don't normally do!) and all it had in the profile text was 'will do anything for sex'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone sets up a single woman profile then in the text says, 'will only meet with partner/fb' or when the single woman profile says you have to apply to the woman's partner/husband for a meet?! Set up a couple's profile?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen a classic, someone messaged me so looked at there profile and nothing was on there but a phone number

Are you going to give them a call then? "

if I was pissed yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone sets up a single woman profile then in the text says, 'will only meet with partner/fb' or when the single woman profile says you have to apply to the woman's partner/husband for a meet?! Set up a couple's profile?!"

because some women do this for safety by other 1/2 comes with me on every 1st meet to see if I'm ok

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"had a friend request from a guy yesterday so had a quick gander at his profile (which i don't normally do!) and all it had in the profile text was 'will do anything for sex'. "

*scribbles notes* wow, I need to re hash mine obviously...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had a friend request from a guy yesterday so had a quick gander at his profile (which i don't normally do!) and all it had in the profile text was 'will do anything for sex'.

*scribbles notes* wow, I need to re hash mine obviously... "

Nothing wrong with your profile apart from the lack of arse pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@sugarfree

I take it you're not swinging for the thrill of risk-taking then? LOL

@cariad

Thanks, nice to be appreciated

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

nuffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that dont give you an insight on the person that wrote them, ones that say 30 plus and thos that say 7" plus only lol

Do they not realise that there's more than one way to skin a cat, and I have mad skills hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"@sugarfree

I take it you're not swinging for the thrill of risk-taking then? LOL

@cariad

Thanks, nice to be appreciated "

my short-term memory ain't so good lol I'm assuming you refer to a post about your profile and the large expance of white screen I had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a mangina

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've got a mangina "
you wouldnt guess wearing pants like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a mangina you wouldnt guess wearing pants like that "

Oooh i got some new pants xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a mangina you wouldnt guess wearing pants like that "

its a sock

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've got a mangina you wouldnt guess wearing pants like that

its a sock "
a small one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a mangina you wouldnt guess wearing pants like that

its a sock a small one?"

I've never had any complaints from my ex girlfriends

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've got a mangina you wouldnt guess wearing pants like that

its a sock a small one?

I've never had any complaints from my ex girlfriends"
is there a new fetish i know nowt about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a mangina you wouldnt guess wearing pants like that

its a sock a small one?

I've never had any complaints from my ex girlfriendsis there a new fetish i know nowt about? "

maybe

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've got a mangina you wouldnt guess wearing pants like that

its a sock a small one?

I've never had any complaints from my ex girlfriendsis there a new fetish i know nowt about?

maybe "
what a socks up the chuff fetish....*goes off to google*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a mangina you wouldnt guess wearing pants like that

its a sock a small one?

I've never had any complaints from my ex girlfriendsis there a new fetish i know nowt about?

maybe what a socks up the chuff fetish....*goes off to google*"

ok you win good night x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've got a mangina you wouldnt guess wearing pants like that

its a sock a small one?

I've never had any complaints from my ex girlfriendsis there a new fetish i know nowt about?

maybe what a socks up the chuff fetish....*goes off to google*

ok you win good night x"
was it something i said?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

It has to be said!

I HATE profiles with a big hairy shitter on. Sorry but it really does nothing for me what so ever. So if you have a yetti rolf picture on your profile. please please Pleeeeeeeeeeease remove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the word 'straight'

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By *amaraGraceCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough/Leicester

druggie swingers there are way way too many on here

i dont get the connection but it really does my head in

i mean cant you get high on shagging me lol naaa you have to spoon it up ya nose first!!

and thats just what i have seen/had emailed today dont even get me started on the..have a 3 inch cock but dont know how to use a tape measure my cock is 9 inch brigade!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing bothers me about them cuz i dont sweat the small stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of single womans profiles make me laugh

you know the type, normal box standard woman, nothing that great to look at, been on here a few weeks had loads of attantion because shes a woman on a sex site and all of a sudden in her head shes turned into americas next top model and ajusts her profile accordinly

And all of a sudden starts making stupid demandes from men that wouldnt even give her a second look if they passed her in asda

i mean come on ladies men dont think we anything special we just women and any will do to most of them, get ya heads out the clouds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of single womans profiles make me laugh

you know the type, normal box standard woman, nothing that great to look at, been on here a few weeks had loads of attantion because shes a woman on a sex site and all of a sudden in her head shes turned into americas next top model and ajusts her profile accordinly

And all of a sudden starts making stupid demandes from men that wouldnt even give her a second look if they passed her in asda

i mean come on ladies men dont think we anything special we just women and any will do to most of them, get ya heads out the clouds lol"

You mean we're all not REALLY stunning Dammit! ... onto plan B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of single womans profiles make me laugh

you know the type, normal box standard woman, nothing that great to look at, been on here a few weeks had loads of attantion because shes a woman on a sex site and all of a sudden in her head shes turned into americas next top model and ajusts her profile accordinly

And all of a sudden starts making stupid demandes from men that wouldnt even give her a second look if they passed her in asda

i mean come on ladies men dont think we anything special we just women and any will do to most of them, get ya heads out the clouds lol

You mean we're all not REALLY stunning Dammit! ... onto plan B "

no just us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You mean we're all not REALLY stunning Dammit! ... onto plan B "

Plan B here, we do plan B, a pair of regular plan B`ers us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You mean we're all not REALLY stunning Dammit! ... onto plan B

Plan B here, we do plan B, a pair of regular plan B`ers us. "

Plan B it is then

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By *amaraGraceCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough/Leicester

thank god i am actually stunning then and got the minerals most dont!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You mean we're all not REALLY stunning Dammit! ... onto plan B

Plan B here, we do plan B, a pair of regular plan B`ers us.

Plan B it is then "

Wanna see a pic of your butt first.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I've got a mangina you wouldnt guess wearing pants like that

its a sock a small one?

I've never had any complaints from my ex girlfriendsis there a new fetish i know nowt about?

maybe what a socks up the chuff fetish....*goes off to google*

ok you win good night xwas it something i said? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You mean we're all not REALLY stunning Dammit! ... onto plan B

Plan B here, we do plan B, a pair of regular plan B`ers us.

Plan B it is then

Wanna see a pic of your butt first. "

Are you grapeist?

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Opps...keep doing that..

socks up the chuff...

i do worry about u xx...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are annoyed by "new on here" but they have been on the site for 4 months with no avatar photo, no photos at all on public or friends, no veris at all, but a list of friends 3 miles long. Probably fakes, most of them!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Words....they get in the way of the picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its entitled 'My Profile' so I guess anyone can write what they like - but I don't see why anyone feels the need to include the Sydney University crap or copy and paste that naked graphic woman with @ for nipples that takes up all of that space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt annoy me as such, but would make me steer clear is a negative/crude status.

Examples....

'This site is full of timewasters!!!!'

'Any1 wanna suck my cock 2nite'

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By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago

south staffs

I do laugh at the " never had any complaints "

I wonder who WOULD ?? I mean would you meet a guy, check out his willy and say: FFS that is cr.., useless and not worth my while ??

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do laugh at the " never had any complaints "

I wonder who WOULD ?? I mean would you meet a guy, check out his willy and say: FFS that is cr.., useless and not worth my while ??

Jane x"

In fairness, I stated i was a smoker, garlic eating cunt before they met me. I just don't get why they don't verify the point afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I don't bite, unless you ask me to!'

Is a pet hate."

But i thought you liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that describe how well endowed they are, like to lick pussy for hours, how good they are in bed but nothing about then ie what they are looking for, likes/dislikes etc

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