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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Well whats the best one you've heard. This is not the best but its true. When we were young men we used to go in night clubs (usually the worst for drink) and my mates line to the ladies was "do yer suck cock" after loads of smacks across the face he got his blow job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One from today - do you have sat nav because I've gotten lost in your eyes.

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