FabSwingers.com forum: The Tranny mindset

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have read some coo shite on these forums concerning the Does and Donts, the mythical tranny ettiquite that all guys must follow or be damned. also that abominable Tranny heirarchy with that foolish notion that a guy with plastic tits and his meat and two veg chopped off is somehow superior to the rest of us.

Were are the front line trannys of yesteryear, the old grass roots that walked the walk before the internet before ten billion fantasies in frocks buggered things up with their closeted fantasies.....

I listened to a young Tranny in a sex club the other day, had its swollen head stuck right up its swollen arse with its bottomless pit of shite before a guy would be allowed within ten foot of its arseyhole...

Good grief along come some of its also young tranny mates, proclaiming we are Ladies of dignity and good breeding and added to the bottomless pit of does and donts to the guys......

Of course no bugger got near their water tight arses, not even a sniff, after all they were Translesbians with a load of Penilephobia thrown in for good measure...

Its madness, utter madness said one guy frustrated to buggery, weres it going to end as he produced his stiff willy and dangled a condom in front of the gaggle of Ladies of the Ban the Willy brigade, ......

Thank fuck theres a few of us left to fight the good fight, that are willing to bend over and surrender at the sight of a good hard stiff cock......

The guy with the hard on was right, its Madness, utter madness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem a bit cross.

I think the gist is that you're shagging men/ being shagged because you're a good egg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You seem a bit cross.

I think the gist is that you're shagging men/ being shagged because you're a good egg.

Aye, I am fizzing with blind diabolical fury as my arse is very sore and getting worn oot, need some of these young trannys to take their share of getting shagged up they arseyhole and give give we older yins a break so our burnt oot bums can go into semi retirement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they are so like natural born women they are refusing to take it up the arse? It's a woman thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have read some coo shite on these forums concerning the Does and Donts, the mythical tranny ettiquite that all guys must follow or be damned. also that abominable Tranny heirarchy with that foolish notion that a guy with plastic tits and his meat and two veg chopped off is somehow superior to the rest of us.

Good grief along come some of its also young tranny mates, proclaiming we are Ladies of dignity and good breeding and added to the bottomless pit of does and donts to the guys......

Of course no bugger got near their water tight arses, not even a sniff, after all they were Translesbians with a load of Penilephobia thrown in for good measure...

Thank fuck theres a few of us left to fight the good fight, that are willing to bend over and surrender at the sight of a good hard stiff cock......

The guy with the hard on was right, its Madness, utter madness

Well said!

. Have a great evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You seem a bit cross.

I think the gist is that you're shagging men/ being shagged because you're a good egg.

Aye, I am fizzing with blind diabolical fury as my arse is very sore and getting worn oot, need some of these young trannys to take their share of gettingshagged up they arseyhole and give give we older yins a break so our burnt oot bums can go into semi retirement "
plz message me bbe

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

just means theres more cock for us ropey old trannys ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe they are so like natural born women they are refusing to take it up the arse? It's a woman thing

Aye, so like women my arse, built like Dockers that would fear the very devil himself, the yin that I listened to was six foot four inches tall and was wearing six inch heels and must of weighed 20 stone, wiz complaining of no being able to get a new pair of heels to fit his size 12 feet, I suggested he try the army and navy stores and got bashed with his shovel like hands......

Maybe they better staying tight arsed virgins, safer for the guys I think

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"just means theres more cock for us ropey old trannys .."

I love it...

I'm one of them and it's going in my next profile update!

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Back to the thread...

I think it's a case of 'strumpets' they want the action but don't want to give anything up. Yeah, they look good, really good but they know it and just like real girly girls here, they can choose

Personally I think you have great pix and if you'll excuse the pun, 'I would'

I don't fab them because you've never answered any of my messages but that doesn't stop me liking them!

"Well said by the way"

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

lol... agree witn most but my puss is not old or ropey..xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just means theres more cock for us ropey old trannys .."

Leave some cock for us ropey old fannys.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

There will always be the 'my shit doesn't smell' brigade, wether it is female, male and everything in between. Sadly I am at the bottom end of the line, I am merely one of the dreaded crossdressers. I remember the looks I got when I went to my first tranny night out, ok I wasn't in the best outfit but it made me feel good enough to be there.

I agree with so many before me, there is more cock for us. Or will be when I get the chance to meet.

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

lol,

you're not at the bottom, Rach, that's reserved for the rugby player in his wife's knickers. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit! And I thought us women had it bad!

*backs out of forum quietly*

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Shit! And I thought us women had it bad!

*backs out of forum quietly*"

My dear you have it easy compared to the CD/TV/TS people lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you considered re-lining your over used poop chute with a Pringles tin? You may get an extra couple of years use out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered re-lining your over used poop chute with a Pringles tin? You may get an extra couple of years use out of it

Says the man who knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's why I gave up on TVchix - far too many up their own arseholes to give anyone else a look in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered re-lining your over used poop chute with a Pringles tin? You may get an extra couple of years use out of it

Says the man who knows.

I'm more of a Smarties man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's why I gave up on TVchix - far too many up their own arseholes to give anyone else a look in."

I kinda bounced of chix, deciding it was for the armchair dressers rather than for those of us that venture out beyond out back doors

I'm not a tv but I am rather partial to a hard cock deep inside me.

I go out to socialise in vanilla environments, although I frequently pull, and I go out to get laid in clubs. I am in those for sex not to pose.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I just hang out with decent people, whoever and whatever they label themselves as - if they even label. There's no shortage of them, cock or oxygen atm - I will survive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you considered re-lining your over used poop chute with a Pringles tin? You may get an extra couple of years use out of it

What a great idea darling, also use it as an exhaust to baffle they farts as well, you must be one of they Goverment scientists....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

so is it ok for me to refer to TV's/TS's as 'it' now then too?

what does it matter if some TV's/TS's want to be selective over who they fuck? or should they fuck everyone because you say so?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

This made me laugh so much. I love it when people write in accents - this one was like reading an Irvine Welch novel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered re-lining your over used poop chute with a Pringles tin? You may get an extra couple of years use out of it

What a great idea darling, also use it as an exhaust to baffle they farts as well, you must be one of they Goverment scientists....

Good thinking. Once you pop you just can't stop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so is it ok for me to refer to TV's/TS's as 'it' now then too?

what does it matter if some TV's/TS's want to be selective over who they fuck? or should they fuck everyone because you say so?

Deary, if ony o they Laddies in frocks get offended at no being called by one o they fancy labels they gee themsels, jist pass them by as theres still a few o us that will happily bend over an even some of us will gie ye a guid fucking tae no matter what ye call us

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"so is it ok for me to refer to TV's/TS's as 'it' now then too?

what does it matter if some TV's/TS's want to be selective over who they fuck? or should they fuck everyone because you say so?

ummmm.......ok......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered re-lining your over used poop chute with a Pringles tin? You may get an extra couple of years use out of it

Says the man who knows.

I'm more of a Smarties man

Tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered re-lining your over used poop chute with a Pringles tin? You may get an extra couple of years use out of it

Says the man who knows.

I'm more of a Smarties man

Tight.

Perhaps he means he's hung like a hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered re-lining your over used poop chute with a Pringles tin? You may get an extra couple of years use out of it

Says the man who knows.

I'm more of a Smarties man

Tight.

Perhaps he means he's hung like a hamster

Who's been talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered re-lining your over used poop chute with a Pringles tin? You may get an extra couple of years use out of it

Says the man who knows.

I'm more of a Smarties man

Tight.

Perhaps he means he's hung like a hamster

That too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered re-lining your over used poop chute with a Pringles tin? You may get an extra couple of years use out of it

Says the man who knows.

I'm more of a Smarties man

Tight.

Perhaps he means he's hung like a hamster

That too.

I am here you know

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Can we just keep to written English rather than scots vernacular. It's just too much effort to translate it. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we just keep to written English rather than scots vernacular. It's just too much effort to translate it. xxx"

English is a heathen language darling, dont ye ken that they Braw Scots tongue was they mother tongue spoken by Jock Tamson and of course Macadam and his wifey Eve in yon garden of Eden, which of course wiz on they West coast o Bonny and brave scotland nearbye they trossachs doon by they whiskey distillery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered re-lining your over used poop chute with a Pringles tin? You may get an extra couple of years use out of it

Says the man who knows.

I'm more of a Smarties man

Tight.

Perhaps he means he's hung like a hamster

That too.

I am here you know

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By *abphilMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Well no matter what you've al got more balls than me,well done

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in with tea and biscuits for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you for real?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"are you for real?"

Yes, I've got Jaffa cakes

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

A wee bit off topic,but can I ask a question.

Why do so many trannies have five o clock shadows.

They go to so much trouble with their outfits,then they can't be bothered having a shave,it always bewildered me.

It's not a good look.

Please believe me,genuine question.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No matter how well you shave, beard shadow is really hard to eliminate. especially if you are dark haired. I use a kryola stick which isn't fool proof but gets me so far. On top of this it is Boots no7 warm beige foundation.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops off to check pics for beard shadow prior to throwing herself down a well if any are discovered...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"No matter how well you shave, beard shadow is really hard to eliminate. especially if you are dark haired. I use a kryola stick which isn't fool proof but gets me so far. On top of this it is Boots no7 warm beige foundation.

Thank you Tina.

Have you still got jaffa cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you for real?

Yes, I've got Jaffa cakes

Don't feel qualified to join in this 'debate' but I will have a Jaffa cake please Tina!

There's no way the garden of Eden was in Scotland though op! Adam and Eve were naked until just before they got thrown out - and 360 days a year it's too feckin cold to be outside naked in Scotland!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Cripes you lot are like a bunch of brigands whenever anyone mentions Jaffa Cakes

You don't get this with Malted Milk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cripes you lot are like a bunch of brigands whenever anyone mentions Jaffa Cakes

You don't get this with Malted Milk!"

I haven't had a malted milk since I was 8 years old - and there's a good reason for that - they're shite! The pretty picture of the cow is fooling no-one!

Now - these Jaffa cakes??

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"are you for real?

Yes, I've got Jaffa cakes

Don't feel qualified to join in this 'debate' but I will have a Jaffa cake please Tina!

There's no way the garden of Eden was in Scotland though op! Adam and Eve were naked until just before they got thrown out - and 360 days a year it's too feckin cold to be outside naked in Scotland!! "

That was the first man made global warming thing,

Adam,Eve,and the two weans,all drove monster trucks,and ate a lot off beans.

I've just put the kettle on,so where's that Tina with those jaffa cakes.

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Tina I pluck it. Doesnt take too long and lasts about a week. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tina I pluck it. Doesnt take too long and lasts about a week. xxx"

Owwww!

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

lol Peach, it's like waxing...doesnt really hurt once you're used to it...except under my nose - that smarts a bit. and it's quite satisfying

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Can we just keep to written English rather than scots vernacular. It's just too much effort to translate it. xxx

I'm sorry about this but....

Watta pile of bollox!

Now I remember why I don't fab your pix.

Btw, The Welsh were wearing kilts way before the Scots!

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Can we just keep to written English rather than scots vernacular. It's just too much effort to translate it. xxx

I'm sorry about this but....

Watta pile of bollox!

Now I remember why I don't fab your pix.

Btw, The Welsh were wearing kilts way before the Scots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol Peach, it's like waxing...doesnt really hurt once you're used to it...except under my nose - that smarts a bit. and it's quite satisfying "

Ok! I guess it's just like plucking a huuuuge eyebrow then? Xx

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Reminds me of Salmond being interviewed before independence referendum. He had cause to remind said interviewer that the Bank of England was started by a scotsman.. an open goal the interviewer missed.... William Patterson, responsible for the Darien venture. The Darien venture was an 18th c scottish wheeze to colonise part of S America for Scotland...they raised millions from scots public and government. The hapless cause collapsed in ignominy and completely bankrupted Scotland...they were bailed out by England and the event led to the Act of Union...tossers Salmond and Patterson. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in with tea and biscuits for all

Bring more supplies! There seems to be a tranny invasion on the forums the last few days. Loving it.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"Can we just keep to written English rather than scots vernacular. It's just too much effort to translate it. xxx"

not a fan of Irvine Welsh then

..ha ha..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we just keep to written English rather than scots vernacular. It's just too much effort to translate it. xxx

I'm sorry about this but....

Watta pile of bollox!

Now I remember why I don't fab your pix.

Btw, The Welsh were wearing kilts way before the Scots!

Thet auld Highland Traveling/gipsy folkies of which I am a proud member which in recent times were declared in the high court in Glesega toon by they academics and historians o scotland to be the first tribe to set foot in scotland, we have a wealth of stories and traditions that go back to they mists o time and it was us that brought the plaid tae scotland lang afore they Welsh wha were were running about bare arsed........Which is a no bad thing for we trannys

Anyways since ye keep bring up no fabbing ma pics as I hiv no reponded tae yer mail....

Dearie when I come online today on ma fabguys and fabswingers profile I had 800 mails combined tae attend to and if you hid READ MA very brief PROFILE instead o wanking over ma pics you wid of noticed that I stated this...

I KEN I WILL GET A LOT OF MAIL SO BE PATIENT I WILL RESPOND....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP. I gather that you don't like the way that some people do not interact in the way that you do. Beyond that, I am a bit lost and profess to not caring too much. Why is it a concern to you if someone has a different attitude or approach from yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP. I gather that you don't like the way that some people do not interact in the way that you do. Beyond that, I am a bit lost and profess to not caring too much. Why is it a concern to you if someone has a different attitude or approach from yours?"

If ye read they heading, and also a ma comments surely o surely ye wid ken, its a tongue in cheek, Ah dinna gie a shite what folk do or dinna do......

If folkies dinna want their arseys poked thats fine by me to tell they truth.

Like somebody rightly said I speak a dose o shite but its far better shite than is shoveled oot on forums and passed off as facts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ye read they heading, and also a ma comments surely o surely ye wid ken, its a tongue in cheek, Ah dinna gie a shite what folk do or dinna do......

If folkies dinna want their arseys poked thats fine by me to tell they truth.

Like somebody rightly said I speak a dose o shite but its far better shite than is shoveled oot on forums and passed off as facts.

Oh, erm, OK then. I obviously missed the point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dearie you are now beginning tae understand the TRANNY MINDSET, its madness, utter madnes as auld Prince Buster used tae sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dearie you are now beginning tae understand the TRANNY MINDSET, its madness, utter madnes as auld Prince Buster used tae sing"

One step beyond me, I am afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pops in with tea and biscuits for all

Bring more supplies! There seems to be a tranny invasion on the forums the last few days. Loving it.

Wish there wiz so they Laddies could get a meet or twa oot o them

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