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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You had a meet last week at your home with a guy (or gal) and had a pretty good time… well you have no complaints and have said you’ll likely be asking them back sometime in the future.

Tonight, whilst channel hopping you see what looks like a photofit of what could be their face on the telly. You stop on the channel to discover it’s CrimeWatch and they (if it is them) are wanted for questioning in connection with a robbery; where one of the robbers seriously injured a man who by chance passed the rear doors of the shop as they were leaving. The witness is still in a coma. You watch the CCTV footage on the telly and there is someone holding the door open wearing the same clothes your meet was wearing. Guess what night it happened on… yep, the same night you met them… one hour before your meet.

Baring in mind what this person knows about you, where you live etc…. what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KEEP . my gob shut , FRANKIE XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sing.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd sing too! Without a second thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd sing too! Without a second thought. "
Don't know what you mean gov

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I need to think about this because my initial reaction would be that I would'nt be able to get the image of that person in a coma out of my head and would have to say something

I know id be risking having my sex life exposed

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Something else to bare in mind... your meet didn't put the witness in a coma, their co-robber did.... you don't know who they are and the police won't be picking them up if you call them about your meet.

However, your meet could tell their partner in crime about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep singing

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I wouldn't consider my sex life or my safety. I'd sing like a bird cause it's the right thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contact the police anonymously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ring crime stoppers. No problem,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasnt me... It was someone who looks a bit like me (from a photofit and CCTV) and even when the police arrest the other person... He is innocent until proven guilty.

Thanks for bringing me to the attention of the police, possibly having me arrested for something I had on connection with, which in turn could cost me my job and social standing...

Just a thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could that cost 'you' your job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't recognise myself in the mirror so hardly likely to recognise a casual meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How could that cost 'you' your job? "

If one of us was arrested, even if the charges were eventually unproven, some companies would find a (cant think of the word) clause and we could lose our job...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How could that cost 'you' your job?

If one of us was arrested, even if the charges were eventually unproven, some companies would find a (cant think of the word) clause and we could lose our job...

"

Then that would be wrongful dismissal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If by a sheer fluke you are wrong - that's a damn good shag up the swannee.. I'd keep schtum.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I wouldn't consider my sex life or my safety. I'd sing like a bird cause it's the right thing to do. "

thought rod stewart was the only jock that could sing... xx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If by a sheer fluke you are wrong - that's a damn good shag up the swannee.. I'd keep schtum."

Which would be funny as fuck later on, under cross-examination;

'Tell me Mr Wishy, why didnt you come forward with this information earlier..?'

'Well your honour, she was really fit and had promised me allsorts on our next meet'

'Meet, Mr Wishy?'

'Yes, well, perhaps I can explain....'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't consider my sex life or my safety. I'd sing like a bird cause it's the right thing to do.

thought rod stewart was the only jock that could sing... xx"

Allegedly

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I wouldn't consider my sex life or my safety. I'd sing like a bird cause it's the right thing to do.

thought rod stewart was the only jock that could sing... xx"

Controversial!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If by a sheer fluke you are wrong - that's a damn good shag up the swannee.. I'd keep schtum.

Which would be funny as fuck later on, under cross-examination;

'Tell me Mr Wishy, why didnt you come forward with this information earlier..?'

'Well your honour, she was really fit and had promised me allsorts on our next meet'

'Meet, Mr Wishy?'

'Yes, well, perhaps I can explain....'"

If I didn't come forward immediately I wouldn't come forward at all. I ain't a copper. Let them scuzzies do their own work.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I wouldn't consider my sex life or my safety. I'd sing like a bird cause it's the right thing to do.

thought rod stewart was the only jock that could sing... xx

Controversial!"

i do try lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If by a sheer fluke you are wrong - that's a damn good shag up the swannee.. I'd keep schtum.

Which would be funny as fuck later on, under cross-examination;

'Tell me Mr Wishy, why didnt you come forward with this information earlier..?'

'Well your honour, she was really fit and had promised me allsorts on our next meet'

'Meet, Mr Wishy?'

'Yes, well, perhaps I can explain....'

If I didn't come forward immediately I wouldn't come forward at all. I ain't a copper. Let them scuzzies do their own work. "

They did.

They found you.

And the court now regrds you as a 'hostile witness'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If by a sheer fluke you are wrong - that's a damn good shag up the swannee.. I'd keep schtum.

Which would be funny as fuck later on, under cross-examination;

'Tell me Mr Wishy, why didnt you come forward with this information earlier..?'

'Well your honour, she was really fit and had promised me allsorts on our next meet'

'Meet, Mr Wishy?'

'Yes, well, perhaps I can explain....'

If I didn't come forward immediately I wouldn't come forward at all. I ain't a copper. Let them scuzzies do their own work.

They did.

They found you.

And the court now regrds you as a 'hostile witness'!"

Ah fuck 'em. Serves 'em right for not finding my bike that got nicked in 1977. Wankers.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

They did.

They found you.

And the court now regrds you as a 'hostile witness'!"

Wishy isn't hostile... he might be a bit grumpy in the mornings though.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"If by a sheer fluke you are wrong - that's a damn good shag up the swannee.. I'd keep schtum.

Which would be funny as fuck later on, under cross-examination;

'Tell me Mr Wishy, why didnt you come forward with this information earlier..?'

'Well your honour, she was really fit and had promised me allsorts on our next meet'

'Meet, Mr Wishy?'

'Yes, well, perhaps I can explain....'

If I didn't come forward immediately I wouldn't come forward at all. I ain't a copper. Let them scuzzies do their own work.

They did.

They found you.

And the court now regrds you as a 'hostile witness'!

Ah fuck 'em. Serves 'em right for not finding my bike that got nicked in 1977. Wankers."

I liked it better when they DID find your bike but were still called wankers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

They did.

They found you.

And the court now regrds you as a 'hostile witness'!

Wishy isn't hostile... he might be a bit grumpy in the mornings though."

Only if I wake up with a stiffy and Siren's already put her make up on for work and won't give me a BJ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah fuck 'em. Serves 'em right for not finding my bike that got nicked in 1977. Wankers.

I liked it better when they DID find your bike but were still called wankers! "

It was a red chopper. The robbers left my brother's one cos it was purple. Red choppers were much faster. Fookin hated my dad that year. He left them outside cos the shed was needed to put his car seats in while he did whatever he was doing to the car (why would someone take the car seats out???). Dick.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ah fuck 'em. Serves 'em right for not finding my bike that got nicked in 1977. Wankers.

I liked it better when they DID find your bike but were still called wankers!

It was a red chopper. The robbers left my brother's one cos it was purple. Red choppers were much faster. Fookin hated my dad that year. He left them outside cos the shed was needed to put his car seats in while he did whatever he was doing to the car (why would someone take the car seats out???). Dick."

Red, with yellow decals/writing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah fuck 'em. Serves 'em right for not finding my bike that got nicked in 1977. Wankers.

I liked it better when they DID find your bike but were still called wankers!

It was a red chopper. The robbers left my brother's one cos it was purple. Red choppers were much faster. Fookin hated my dad that year. He left them outside cos the shed was needed to put his car seats in while he did whatever he was doing to the car (why would someone take the car seats out???). Dick.

Red, with yellow decals/writing?"

Have you got my fuckin' bike!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nah, tossed it in the canal.

Wanted a Purple one.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

To be serious (for a nanosecond), Red with Yellow graphics WAS cool as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be serious (for a nanosecond), Red with Yellow graphics WAS cool as fuck."

Tell me about it. I loved that bike from the day I saw it till the day you nicked it!!

Seriously, it was one cool machine. Someone once tried to tell me that playing cards pegged to the spokes to make a clacking sound when the wheels went round was ubercool.. I told him to fuck off and stop being a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Type 'red chopper' in the search box on facebook... and that's exactly what I had lol.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"It wasnt me... It was someone who looks a bit like me (from a photofit and CCTV) and even when the police arrest the other person... He is innocent until proven guilty.

Thanks for bringing me to the attention of the police, possibly having me arrested for something I had on connection with, which in turn could cost me my job and social standing...

Just a thought..."

Nice to see your paranoia is responding well to treatment

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'd tell the police - sod the details of sex life coming out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crimer Stoppers

i wouldnt want to talk to the police direct - i dont trust them or like them - but i wouldnt let that stand in the way of me helping - just give the information over and let them do their job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

.... Nice to see your paranoia is responding well to treatment "

Nurse... NURSE!! Now will you believe me... That SDM's at it again....

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds


"I wouldn't consider my sex life or my safety. I'd sing like a bird cause it's the right thing to do.

thought rod stewart was the only jock that could sing... xx"

Rod Stewart aint a jock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regardless of what you do, you’re going to be used as the alibi if and when they do get picked up whatever way you choose to handle it.

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By *appyfuckerMan
over a year ago

in a happy place north wales coast

without my glasses i wouldnt reilise but if i did id blad all over town

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

get him arround,for another couple of shags.just to make sure,it's definitely him.

you being a single female,him being a single male.you'll soon get pissed off with him.then sing,anonymously.

the coppers get their man.you'r gauranteed,to get rid.

well at least untill,his 50 hours community service,is finished.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I don't recognise myself in the mirror so hardly likely to recognise a casual meet. "

...unless he was bending over at the time

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