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AAAAARRRRGGGG, it burns!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pizza looked delicious. Sadly it concealed a devilish intent.

Napalm-like cheese welded itself to the top of my mouth!

I'm now accepting messages of sympathy and offers of a shag to help me get over the trauma.

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

not so Littlehampton

Sympathy yes, shag no

It's not only the cheese but the deadly sauce hidden beneath you also need to be wary of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sympathy yes, shag no

It's not only the cheese but the deadly sauce hidden beneath you also need to be wary of. "

That's what leaps in at the end and finishes off what's left of the roof of your mouth. Its like an oral assassination double team!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck ice you plum

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good luck fella. I was at deaths door and got jack shit but nice try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep a sharp eye out for tiny pieces of green stuff. That's the really sneaky burnies stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck fella. I was at deaths door and got jack shit but nice try "

No you weren't you donut. You had a sniffle at the most

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suck ice you plum "

Iced plums?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good luck fella. I was at deaths door and got jack shit but nice try

No you weren't you donut. You had a sniffle at the most "

Noooooooo now it's a sniffle. I'll have you no I was playing cards with Mr reaper at 1 point. And by the way hope you Tits go saggy

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'm now accepting messages of sympathy and offers of a shag to help me get over the trauma. "

OK.

Bend over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm now accepting messages of sympathy and offers of a shag to help me get over the trauma.

OK.

Bend over. "

You know me so well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk and lots of it bud ,,sorry I would offer to shag you but I am not a little taff and you could end up with a ring of fire too ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suck ice you plum

Iced plums? "

Brave enough to stick yours in the freezer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suck ice you plum

Iced plums?

Brave enough to stick yours in the freezer?"

You first!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck fella. I was at deaths door and got jack shit but nice try

No you weren't you donut. You had a sniffle at the most

Noooooooo now it's a sniffle. I'll have you no I was playing cards with Mr reaper at 1 point. And by the way hope you Tits go saggy "

They already are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suck ice you plum

Iced plums?

Brave enough to stick yours in the freezer?

You first!... "

Ok,but you have to put your moobs in too

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good luck fella. I was at deaths door and got jack shit but nice try

No you weren't you donut. You had a sniffle at the most

Noooooooo now it's a sniffle. I'll have you no I was playing cards with Mr reaper at 1 point. And by the way hope you Tits go saggy

They already are

"

I always did like saggy tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck fella. I was at deaths door and got jack shit but nice try

No you weren't you donut. You had a sniffle at the most

Noooooooo now it's a sniffle. I'll have you no I was playing cards with Mr reaper at 1 point. And by the way hope you Tits go saggy

They already are

I always did like saggy tits "

evening fb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck fella. I was at deaths door and got jack shit but nice try

No you weren't you donut. You had a sniffle at the most

Noooooooo now it's a sniffle. I'll have you no I was playing cards with Mr reaper at 1 point. And by the way hope you Tits go saggy

They already are

I always did like saggy tits "

Back tracking

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good luck fella. I was at deaths door and got jack shit but nice try

No you weren't you donut. You had a sniffle at the most

Noooooooo now it's a sniffle. I'll have you no I was playing cards with Mr reaper at 1 point. And by the way hope you Tits go saggy

They already are

I always did like saggy tits

Back tracking "

Needs must and all that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good luck fella. I was at deaths door and got jack shit but nice try

No you weren't you donut. You had a sniffle at the most

Noooooooo now it's a sniffle. I'll have you no I was playing cards with Mr reaper at 1 point. And by the way hope you Tits go saggy

They already are

I always did like saggy tits

evening fb "

Hello

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"Pizza looked delicious. Sadly it concealed a devilish intent.

Napalm-like cheese welded itself to the top of my mouth!

I'm now accepting messages of sympathy and offers of a shag to help me get over the trauma. "
Just as well you haven't a food fetish and stuck your own peperoni in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pizza looked delicious. Sadly it concealed a devilish intent.

Napalm-like cheese welded itself to the top of my mouth!

I'm now accepting messages of sympathy and offers of a shag to help me get over the trauma. "

Oh dear!

You know it's bad when the skin peels away from the roof of your mouth in one big piece......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pizza looked delicious. Sadly it concealed a devilish intent.

Napalm-like cheese welded itself to the top of my mouth!

I'm now accepting messages of sympathy and offers of a shag to help me get over the trauma.

Oh dear!

You know it's bad when the skin peels away from the roof of your mouth in one big piece......"

I'll keep you updated..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Pizza looked delicious. Sadly it concealed a devilish intent.

Napalm-like cheese welded itself to the top of my mouth!

I'm now accepting messages of sympathy and offers of a shag to help me get over the trauma. "

Yeah ok. I've seen Casino Royale before so not too fussed on missing it although we could have it on in the backgroud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could drink some whiskey

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"You could drink some whiskey"

Thought it was milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you'd just got deep heat on your bollocks again

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Ouch

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I thought you'd just got deep heat on your bollocks again "

Must be 25+ years ago I did that and your post still made me wince

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought you'd just got deep heat on your bollocks again "

Once is enough...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pizza looked delicious. Sadly it concealed a devilish intent.

Napalm-like cheese welded itself to the top of my mouth!

I'm now accepting messages of sympathy and offers of a shag to help me get over the trauma. "

Should have taken the Chow Mein home with you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub some Tiger Balm under your foreskin.

It wont heal the cheese burn but it will take your mind off the pain in your mouth!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Pizza looked delicious. Sadly it concealed a devilish intent.

Napalm-like cheese welded itself to the top of my mouth!

I'm now accepting messages of sympathy and offers of a shag to help me get over the trauma.

Should have taken the Chow Mein home with you!! "

I thought the Pole was going to eat it all???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch, iv done this and it hurts. Didn't eat for over a week, just sucked ice lollies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pizza looked delicious. Sadly it concealed a devilish intent.

Napalm-like cheese welded itself to the top of my mouth!

I'm now accepting messages of sympathy and offers of a shag to help me get over the trauma.

Should have taken the Chow Mein home with you!!

I thought the Pole was going to eat it all??? "

Too busy gabbing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could drink some whiskey

Thought it was milk?"

Nah,whiskey

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I thought you'd just got deep heat on your bollocks again "

Ay..that's no joke you know.

Physio did it by accident one time I was playing

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