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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This would be good right now.

Who's for some filth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This would be good right now.

Who's for some filth?

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god yes please, a heaving mass of naked bodies doing unthinkable things to each other yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I will take the doggy style position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then, twisted my arm for some fun

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Please can I join in, I've nearly got my vouce back and my cold is almost gone.

And I like doggie position xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. I will take the doggy style position

But who would you want behind you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm in, do I have to take ma hat off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in, do I have to take ma hat off

Put it on the door handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. I will take the doggy style position

But who would you want behind you?

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Not sure yet, but someone to lick it, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. I will take the doggy style position

But who would you want behind you?

Not sure yet, but someone to lick it, please

Well saved

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm in, at least until after tea.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Why not.

I could do with a workout after all the nibbling I have been doing over Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. I will take the doggy style position

But who would you want behind you?

Not sure yet, but someone to lick it, please

Well saved

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Yes ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had a bit of a nap on the settee. Can I just sit in the corner? All sounds a little bit too energetic for my liking right now .,,

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"This would be good right now.

Who's for some filth?

god yes please, a heaving mass of naked bodies doing unthinkable things to each other yummy"

Mmmmmm...sounds like my kind of party,anyone mind me putting in a bit of black to spice tings up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tired....can I lie back and wait for reverse cowgirl....? Any offers?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"This would be good right now.

Who's for some filth?

This would be very good right now!

There's a few ladies I've got my eye on.

Just how filthy are we talking here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few I'd consider...

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Can I be in the corner on a shower curtain and a load of towels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too lazy... can I not just be tied up, blindfolded and worshipped by a few sexy people? Pretty please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be in the corner on a shower curtain and a load of towels

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?

Cream pie?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?

Cream pie?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?

Cream pie?!

I'd be happy with Victoria sponge if I'm honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orgy sounds like a lot of effort. I'll man the tea trolley and do the rounds at regular intervals...

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By *ormalguy71Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

"Will there be cake?

Cream pie?!

I'll have the first taste of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orgy sounds like a lot of effort. I'll man the tea trolley and do the rounds at regular intervals..."

Please see above post regarding cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. I will take the doggy style position

Oh cool! Does that mean I get to shag you up the arse with a strap-on then shag?

I'm in! So who am I having first?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd appear, put superglue on the loo seat, hide the cake in my car and then provide a running commentary to all of the action until bounced. After 22 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orgy sounds like a lot of effort. I'll man the tea trolley and do the rounds at regular intervals..."

Now I'm thinking of teabagging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orgy sounds like a lot of effort. I'll man the tea trolley and do the rounds at regular intervals...

Now I'm thinking of teabagging!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"I'd appear, put superglue on the loo seat, hide the cake in my car and then provide a running commentary to all of the action until bounced. After 22 seconds.

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An orgy sounds like a lot of effort. I'll man the tea trolley and do the rounds at regular intervals...

Now I'm thinking of teabagging!

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orgy sounds like a lot of effort. I'll man the tea trolley and do the rounds at regular intervals...

Now I'm thinking of teabagging!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I appear to struggle with having an audience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orgy sounds like a lot of effort. I'll man the tea trolley and do the rounds at regular intervals...

Please see above post regarding cake

Tea has to come with cake! They'll need to keep their energy up....

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"I appear to struggle with having an audience

Lets blindfold you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll volunteer to worship all those lazy ppl who just want to lie back and enjoy

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"An orgy sounds like a lot of effort. I'll man the tea trolley and do the rounds at regular intervals...

Please see above post regarding cake

Tea has to come with cake! They'll need to keep their energy up...."

Please also keep 'blue pills' for someone who appears standing in the corner and struggling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be on the door inspecting willys before they come in.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I'd like to be on the door inspecting willys before they come in. "

You not gonna join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to be on the door inspecting willys before they come in. "

Make sure your hands are warm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I appear to struggle with having an audience

Just lay back and think of England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there some room for my big bottom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

I'll get round to you once I've finished my tea and had my cock inspected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

I'll walk by and inappropriately touch you in an uninvited and slightly sinister way if it helps? You know the sort of thing that would get me arrested anywhere else other than a sex club..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to be on the door inspecting willys before they come in. "

Gets willy out for inspection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there some room for my big bottom?"

Oh I'm sure there's room

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

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awww cum over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to be on the door inspecting willys before they come in.

You not gonna join in.

Nope takes me long enough to find one guy to shag, finding enough for an orgy would be too much hard work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

I'll get round to you once I've finished my tea and had my cock inspected!

Only if it passes inspection mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

awww cum over here

I can't cum to order! I haven't been on fab long enough!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

I'll walk by and inappropriately touch you in an uninvited and slightly sinister way if it helps? You know the sort of thing that would get me arrested anywhere else other than a sex club..

I've been inappropriately touched more times than I can remember - guess I can handle one more grope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

I'll get round to you once I've finished my tea and had my cock inspected!

Only if it passes inspection mind!

Its been scrubbed with Dettol and left to soak in boiling water.

Its totally useless now but its definitely clean!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm in, at least until after tea.

What times tea?

We are in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just stand in the corner complaining that as s single man I can't get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to an orgy I'll just sit in the corner and watch a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just stand in the corner complaining that as s single man I can't get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just sit in a corner & fiddle myself then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

I'll get round to you once I've finished my tea and had my cock inspected!

Only if it passes inspection mind!

Its been scrubbed with Dettol and left to soak in boiling water.

Its totally useless now but its definitely clean!

Bloody owwww! Even made my eyes water and I haven't got a willy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just sit in a corner & fiddle myself then

You can fiddle with me if you like '-D

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can we change position here please, I'm starting to develop cramp in my left buttock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd join in...providing I pass seawitch's inspection

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I appear to struggle with having an audience

Lets blindfold you

Sounds like a good plan!!!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I'm in, at least until after tea.

What times tea?

We are in

Depends on how the orgy pans out.

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"I appear to struggle with having an audience

Lets blindfold you

Sounds like a good plan!!! "

Gets a Midnight Blue Silk Eye mask, on your knees please...

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By *oeinCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Just need to pick the crisps out of our mouth and we're in.....

Mmmm attractive.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in ,sorry pooch will have to stay home lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I'm in, do I have to take ma hat off

I thought the song said ...you can keep your hat on.. ??

I'd like to join in this orgy please..

I'm in need of some sexercise to burn off my Christmas excesses..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hell ye I'm in

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Way to kill a party blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

It's ok people ill take one for the team

Not all heroes wear capes

You sharing the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to be on the door inspecting willys before they come in. "

Aaaah that's where the sky remote is

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I am in ,sorry pooch will have to stay home lol

Wouldn't want to upset pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in ,sorry pooch will have to stay home lol

I got 1st dibs on you after you pass inspection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a dress code?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a dress code?"

Nekkid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

It's ok people ill take one for the team

Not all heroes wear capes

You sharing the cake

I'm only sharing if it's a big cake! I'm a greedy cow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a dress code?"

Luke nirvana said , come as you are

Lol

Now kiss me you fool x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in ,sorry pooch will have to stay home lol

Wouldn't want to upset pooch

Heaven no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually takes the first person to kick off the orgy..yes I volunteer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. I will take the doggy style position

But who would you want behind you?

Not sure yet, but someone to lick it, please

I'll have somewhere to wipe my lippy off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh yes - i need to get active to burn off xmas sins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cold sore so I'll be selling condoms. 3 for £2 or half price if you want recycled ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold sore so I'll be selling condoms. 3 for £2 or half price if you want recycled ones."
...dipped in venigar ?

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By *gentNoSpringChickenWoman
over a year ago

leeds

save me some cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. I will take the doggy style position

But who would you want behind you?

Not sure yet, but someone to lick it, please

I'll have somewhere to wipe my lippy off"
Yes or with the lippy on mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold sore so I'll be selling condoms. 3 for £2 or half price if you want recycled ones....dipped in venigar ? "

Turned inside out and scrubbed with Zamo

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I still have a catering coffee maker if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold sore so I'll be selling condoms. 3 for £2 or half price if you want recycled ones....dipped in venigar ?

Turned inside out and scrubbed with Zamo "
...hence "nearly new"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i wonder if bladey still up for driving us girls to this event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold sore so I'll be selling condoms. 3 for £2 or half price if you want recycled ones....dipped in venigar ?

Turned inside out and scrubbed with Zamo ...hence "nearly new"

I wouldn't recommend sucking on one

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

"I'm sulking!

Walked in 16 minutes ago and not one person has offered to shag me yet!

You'll find me harrumphing in a corner and eating cake!!

It's ok people ill take one for the team

Not all heroes wear capes

You sharing the cake

I'm only sharing if it's a big cake! I'm a greedy cow!

Greedy and hot, sounds like the perfect lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still have a catering coffee maker if that helps?"

Ooh yes! Join me on the tea trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeevening

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"well i wonder if bladey still up for driving us girls to this event

You rang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eeeeevening

Hola

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i wonder if bladey still up for driving us girls to this event

You rang

hhahah ears prick up then did they

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I still have a catering coffee maker if that helps?

Ooh yes! Join me on the tea trolley

Will do

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"I still have a catering coffee maker if that helps?

Ooh yes! Join me on the tea trolley

Oh i bake a mean rum cake which goes down well with a nice strong cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still have a catering coffee maker if that helps?

Ooh yes! Join me on the tea trolley

Oh i bake a mean rum cake which goes down well with a nice strong cup of tea

Another for the tea trolley! We may as well dabble in a spot of group sex since there are now three of us

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"well i wonder if bladey still up for driving us girls to this event

You rang

hhahah ears prick up then did they "

Still up from last night. I'm a laster

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Sorry I arrived late......any blokes got any energy left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i wonder if bladey still up for driving us girls to this event

You rang

Fort you was ill??

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sorry I arrived late......any blokes got any energy left? "

Ohhhhh yes

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Please may I join in?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"well i wonder if bladey still up for driving us girls to this event

You rang

Fort you was ill??

Was was woman it's now a sniffle remember

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"Sorry I arrived late......any blokes got any energy left?

Ohhhhh yes

Super.....err more please

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sorry I arrived late......any blokes got any energy left?

Ohhhhh yes

Super.....err more please

What you mean I'm not enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I arrived late......any blokes got any energy left?

Ohhhhh yes

Super.....err more please

What you mean I'm not enough

Come here for a nipple cuddle Bladey

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sorry I arrived late......any blokes got any energy left?

Ohhhhh yes

Super.....err more please

What you mean I'm not enough

Come here for a nipple cuddle Bladey

Wohoooo result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i wonder if bladey still up for driving us girls to this event

You rang

Fort you was ill??

Was was woman it's now a sniffle remember

Surprising how talk of sex can make a person suddenly feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I arrived late......any blokes got any energy left? "

Always fit for duty

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"well i wonder if bladey still up for driving us girls to this event

You rang

Fort you was ill??

Was was woman it's now a sniffle remember

Surprising how talk of sex can make a person suddenly feel better "

That depends who the sexton is with

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By *gentNoSpringChickenWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Standing to attention?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I arrived late......any blokes got any energy left?

Ohhhhh yes

Super.....err more please

What you mean I'm not enough

Come here for a nipple cuddle Bladey

Wohoooo result

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Standing to attention?????"

So they are

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By *gentNoSpringChickenWoman
over a year ago

leeds

That was meant for walking staff or should I say walking stiff

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I am in ,sorry pooch will have to stay home lol

Wouldn't want to upset pooch

Heaven no

I'll look after pooch.. He can supervise my baking, people will need cake to keep their energy up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was meant for walking staff or should I say walking stiff"

Giggle , on parade

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Standing to attention?????"

Runs in...OMG.....CAN BELIEVE I am late for am orgy.....oh, well .... save the best till last haha xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in ,sorry pooch will have to stay home lol

Wouldn't want to upset pooch

Heaven no

I'll look after pooch.. He can supervise my baking, people will need cake to keep their energy up

Heavens buxom I would rather you came for a cuddle , lady with my favourite avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall provide mid-shenanigans cup cakes. (The Mary Berry of Fab - only with better shoes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall provide mid-shenanigans cup cakes. (The Mary Berry of Fab - only with better shoes)

Sounds delish

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I shall provide mid-shenanigans cup cakes. (The Mary Berry of Fab - only with better shoes)

I'm in just for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we just do a head count here? Because at the minute I get the impression we've organised a WI bake competition as opposed to an orgy.

Are we all just here for the cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who mentioned cake

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can we just do a head count here? Because at the minute I get the impression we've organised a WI bake competition as opposed to an orgy.

Are we all just here for the cake?

Did I mention I'm on a diet

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By *gentNoSpringChickenWoman
over a year ago

leeds

not just cake!

Tea from the trolley too!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I shall provide mid-shenanigans cup cakes. (The Mary Berry of Fab - only with better shoes)

Looks like you got your cup cakes out on your pic.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Can we just do a head count here? Because at the minute I get the impression we've organised a WI bake competition as opposed to an orgy.

Are we all just here for the cake?

I'll pass on the cake, more sex for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we just do a head count here? Because at the minute I get the impression we've organised a WI bake competition as opposed to an orgy.

Are we all just here for the cake?

More sex? I havnt had any yet

I'll pass on the cake, more sex for me please.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Can we just do a head count here? Because at the minute I get the impression we've organised a WI bake competition as opposed to an orgy.

Are we all just here for the cake?

More sex? I havnt had any yet

I'll pass on the cake, more sex for me please.

I'll pass on the cake too..... Can think of better things to fill my mouth mmmmm xxxx

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I appear to struggle with having an audience

Lets blindfold you

Sounds like a good plan!!!

Gets a Midnight Blue Silk Eye mask, on your knees please... "

Can I bring a friend??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we just do a head count here? Because at the minute I get the impression we've organised a WI bake competition as opposed to an orgy.

Are we all just here for the cake?

We really are. (Rubbish Fabbers with an icing fetish)

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I appear to struggle with having an audience

Lets blindfold you

Sounds like a good plan!!!

Gets a Midnight Blue Silk Eye mask, on your knees please...

Can I bring a friend??

Yes........ but only if it's me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Who mentioned cake

Dunno, but I'll help you burn some calories off

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We'd certainly want to join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall provide mid-shenanigans cup cakes. (The Mary Berry of Fab - only with better shoes)

Ooooh, yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make the tea- not in the mood for fucking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall provide mid-shenanigans cup cakes. (The Mary Berry of Fab - only with better shoes)

If you are the Mary Berry- that must make me the Nigella Lawson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make the tea- not in the mood for fucking!

Not even a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would any ladies on here be happy for me to join the fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we just do a head count here? Because at the minute I get the impression we've organised a WI bake competition as opposed to an orgy.

Are we all just here for the cake?

I quite like the idea of cake to be honest , orgy over its the great fab bake off

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Can we just do a head count here? Because at the minute I get the impression we've organised a WI bake competition as opposed to an orgy.

Are we all just here for the cake?

I quite like the idea of cake to be honest , orgy over its the great fab bake off

Why not combine two things I do well

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Can we just do a head count here? Because at the minute I get the impression we've organised a WI bake competition as opposed to an orgy.

Are we all just here for the cake?

I quite like the idea of cake to be honest , orgy over its the great fab bake off

Can't cook, won't cook.....gonna play by myself up a corner then ....

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By *gentNoSpringChickenWoman
over a year ago

leeds

How about naked cake mixture wrestling?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I appear to struggle with having an audience

Lets blindfold you

Sounds like a good plan!!!

Gets a Midnight Blue Silk Eye mask, on your knees please...

Can I bring a friend??

Yes........ but only if it's me

Oh..... Sorry Bladey, it wasn't you I had in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we just do a head count here? Because at the minute I get the impression we've organised a WI bake competition as opposed to an orgy.

Are we all just here for the cake?

I quite like the idea of cake to be honest , orgy over its the great fab bake off

Why not combine two things I do well

Ohh double delish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make the tea- not in the mood for fucking!

Not even a spoon

Maybe

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I appear to struggle with having an audience

Lets blindfold you

Sounds like a good plan!!!

Gets a Midnight Blue Silk Eye mask, on your knees please...

Can I bring a friend??

Yes........ but only if it's me

Oh..... Sorry Bladey, it wasn't you I had in mind

I used to like you

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"I still have a catering coffee maker if that helps?

Ooh yes! Join me on the tea trolley

Oh i bake a mean rum cake which goes down well with a nice strong cup of tea

Another for the tea trolley! We may as well dabble in a spot of group sex since there are now three of us

May as well. .standing here while we watch can be awfully tiring lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make the tea- not in the mood for fucking!

Not even a spoon

Maybe

I will have to tempt you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do fluffers attend orgies?

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"I appear to struggle with having an audience

Lets blindfold you

Sounds like a good plan!!!

Gets a Midnight Blue Silk Eye mask, on your knees please...

Can I bring a friend??

Off course you can...its an orgy..

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

No cake I'm on a diet and I'm only here for the sex, so please can we get on with it as I'm aging by the minute and before too long I'll forget why I'm here.

Thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you've all some energy left. Anyone for a shag?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Ooooo I made it...just in time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooo I made it...just in time

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo I made it...just in time

Perfecto timing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you've all some energy left. Anyone for a shag?"

Always for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you've all some energy left. Anyone for a shag?

Always for you

Come on then you. Don't be gentle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This would be good right now.

Who's for some filth?

"
Yeh sound's like just what I need..

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"I'd like to be on the door inspecting willys before they come in. "

Wants to spend a long time at the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you've all some energy left. Anyone for a shag?

Always for you

Come on then you. Don't be gentle. "

On my way xx

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By *gentNoSpringChickenWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Is it over yet? time for refreshments or even interval?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Is it over yet? time for refreshments or even interval?

Tea and cake sound good haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for one more?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Room for one more?

You can have my space.... too much cake eating going on.I don't eat cake... bored now lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but it's all bullshit is it not ? and one of the reasons why fab has gone downhill very rapidly i.e. all you forumites ever do is talk shit but never actually meet - which has resulted in this becoming simply a chat site - I await the criticism (the male here so please aim it at me)

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

Oh bugger me, have I missed all the fun. Off to the kitchen to make a chocolate cake instead.

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