FabSwingers.com forum: Ugly cocks and fannys

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would a strange looking cock or fanny put you off the person even if they were really really sexy?

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best playing in the Dark then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you think it's essential to see someones cock or fanny before a meet?

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it depends on how ugly and what they want you to do with it!!! Oral would be something to avoid if it looked that bad, xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think it's essential to see someones cock or fanny before a meet? "

No not really, I don't think I would ask to be honest it may be a bit awkward "Hi I'm Kev can I see your Fanny please"

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Do you think it's essential to see someones cock or fanny before a meet?

No not really, I don't think I would ask to be honest it may be a bit awkward "Hi I'm Kev can I see your Fanny please"

Careful that will give some people mail ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think it's essential to see someones cock or fanny before a meet?

No not really, I don't think I would ask to be honest it may be a bit awkward "Hi I'm Kev can I see your Fanny please"

Careful that will give some people mail ideas

copied pasted and sent to 300 Couples and Single Females

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Smooooooooooooooooooooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smooooooooooooooooooooth

some of the ding bats on here would forget to change the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why on earth would you ask to see someone's private parts before you met them?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does a beautiful fanny look like then? They're all pretty gruesome looking when you think about it. But I don't fancy fanny to rate one on its looks. Cocks are all shapes and sizes too. I prefer a smooth looking fleshy one to a gnarled veiny purple strangulated one but I can't separate cock from sexy feelings of what it can do to me, so can't look at one in the cold light of day the same as I can when looking at fannies.

I wouldn't refuse sex from a gnarled veiny one... thats just cutting your nose off... talking of noses.....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Well everyones a bit different are'nt they

I hav'nt come across any that have made me recoil and run away screaming yet

What I would run away from is if they were dirty,smelly and looking like medical pics from a book detailing STIs

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Yes and yes for me to both questions.

I know most people won't agree, and although we have to get on with the person before a meet, I also want to see his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't care less about his cock to be honest: as long as it's fit for purpose. His arse now...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol @ sassy

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Couldn't care less about his cock to be honest: as long as it's fit for purpose. His arse now...

You and arses Sassy *shakes head*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Couldn't care less about his cock to be honest: as long as it's fit for purpose. His arse now...

You and arses Sassy *shakes head*

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well if your doing James Herriot impersonations tis important!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn't care less about his cock to be honest: as long as it's fit for purpose. His arse now...

You and arses Sassy *shakes head*

What?!!

I make no bones about it...I love a nice arse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn't care less about his cock to be honest: as long as it's fit for purpose. His arse now...

You and arses Sassy *shakes head*

well if your doing James Herriot impersonations tis important!!!

I'm made of sterner stuff...I don't wear gloves!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Couldn't care less about his cock to be honest: as long as it's fit for purpose. His arse now...

You and arses Sassy *shakes head*

well if your doing James Herriot impersonations tis important!!!

I'm made of sterner stuff...I don't wear gloves!!!

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noooooooooooooo

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Couldn't care less about his cock to be honest: as long as it's fit for purpose. His arse now...

You and arses Sassy *shakes head*

well if your doing James Herriot impersonations tis important!!!

I'm made of sterner stuff...I don't wear gloves!!!

I'm removing my arse pic until further notice!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've never met a guy with what id consider a ugly cock ive always been happy with whats been on offer

however i have seen some really nasty looking muffs in my time and yes it does put me off

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I saw an ugly muff on here the other week that looked like a bracket fungus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do believe it was somewhere in these forums that I once heard of a fanny with hair being described as a 'gerbil with a stab wound'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do believe it was somewhere in these forums that I once heard of a fanny with hair being described as a 'gerbil with a stab wound' "

haha seen a feew of them

nd badly packed kebabs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Is it me being female, I've never really looked at a cock and recoiled in horror.

But some pictures of fannies really make me want to run screaming

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not sure where I fit in on this thread.

I have been told both that I have a 'gorgeous cock', and that I am a 'funny looking cunt'.

Please advise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would a strange looking cock or fanny put you off the person even if they were really really sexy?"

In two words - Blue Waffle.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Would a strange looking cock or fanny put you off the person even if they were really really sexy?

In two words - Blue Waffle.

...you just had to do it didn't you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would a strange looking cock or fanny put you off the person even if they were really really sexy?

In two words - Blue Waffle.

...you just had to do it didn't you!

Someone was going to.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"however i have seen some really nasty looking muffs in my time"

So have I

and the majority have been on here

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

'She had a fanny like a ripped out fireplace'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it me being female, I've never really looked at a cock and recoiled in horror.

But some pictures of fannies really make me want to run screaming"

i think genrally fannys just are uglier than cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fascinating

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

My Auntie Fanny was as ugly as a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would put me off if I saw an ugly vagina or cock. I once saw a guy at chams who had a bump in the middle of his, was just an unusual shape but the word wart popped into my head, i couldnt have gone near him then. He didnt have genital warts but i just couldnt. I look at swinging as choosing a guy to my specs, i dont have to make do, that goes for someone choosing me too, so i want an aesthically pleasing cock to look at. Havent seen many ugly ones tho. Seen a fair few ugly pussies tho, too red and sore looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would a strange looking cock or fanny put you off the person even if they were really really sexy?"

yes, but never seen either as yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not seen a bad cock but very hairy puts me off but have seen a few fannys with Massive lips that put me off and I mean really long lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Auntie Fanny was as ugly as a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Does that count?

Trying to picture it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why on earth would you ask to see someone's private parts before you met them?!

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lol don't bring me into this mine are ok thank you

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

it might do if they were hairy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would a strange looking cock or fanny put you off the person even if they were really really sexy?

In two words - Blue Waffle.

lol as I was reading through this thread that's all I could think off too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would a strange looking cock or fanny put you off the person even if they were really really sexy?

In two words - Blue Waffle.

lol as I was reading through this thread that's all I could think off too.

we will be forever scarred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We saw a fanny once that looked like Predator with his helmet off.

Scary stuff we kid you not!

XXXX

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

"I guess it depends on how ugly and what they want you to do with it!!! Oral would be something to avoid if it looked that bad, xx"

That's some skill you have there. I've heard of eyes in the back of your head, but your throat......

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!

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By *entscotscplCouple
over a year ago

falkirk ish

we met a female that had a fanny like a badly packed kebab , but she was a lovely girl lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"we met a female that had a fanny like a badly packed kebab , but she was a lovely girl lol

I'm not sure a girl with a fanny like a WELL packed kebab would be any more enticing.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

NOBODY make a chilli sauce joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question for all do an ugly cock or pussy feel different mmm

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