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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Conversation about the cat forever running across the keyboard on my mum's laptop...

Mum's husband - careful, doing that and she'll accidentally order a sex toy one of these days.

Mum - if she does it'll end up in her backside.

I had to bite my lip to stop myself from telling them that it wouldn't be advisable to do that if it was a mains-powered wand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Conversation about the cat forever running across the keyboard on my mum's laptop...

Mum's husband - careful, doing that and she'll accidentally order a sex toy one of these days.

Mum - if she does it'll end up in her backside.

I had to bite my lip to stop myself from telling them that it wouldn't be advisable to do that if it was a mains-powered wand. "

I dunno, there's been a few strange things stuffed up pussy's judging by the pictures posted on this site!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Conversation about the cat forever running across the keyboard on my mum's laptop...

Mum's husband - careful, doing that and she'll accidentally order a sex toy one of these days.

Mum - if she does it'll end up in her backside.

I had to bite my lip to stop myself from telling them that it wouldn't be advisable to do that if it was a mains-powered wand.

I dunno, there's been a few strange things stuffed up pussy's judging by the pictures posted on this site!"

true!

One of my novelty photos involves a Fab lolly actually. Best not to ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats have got nine lives but very small arses sorry not the best subject for fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you cant say that then hide ya profile

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Our eldest borrowed Frisky's phone and whilst he was using it a text came through. He decided to open it, it was from a playmate. He was convinced she was having an affair...

We told him that it was from a friend who sent silly messages to both off us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's having an emotional time on here at minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh you cant say that then hide ya profile "

Check your messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She's having an emotional time on here at minute "

Is that about me?

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