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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where are you in the fab family.?

Are you Mam..Dad or feel like a long lost cousin.?

Were between long lost cousin and nosey neighbour

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Where are you in the fab family.?

Are you Mam..Dad or feel like a long lost cousin.?

Were between long lost cousin and nosey neighbour

I'm the embarrassing great aunt that still wears short skirts and thigh boots and ogles all the young men lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the sweet and innocent sister

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the sweet and innocent sister

Innocent yeah right..put my hair drier back and stop using my make up or im telling dad.who ever he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the sweet and innocent sister

Innocent yeah right..put my hair drier back and stop using my make up or im telling dad.who ever he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums.

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mum mum zoyas been knicking my make up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums.

mum mum zoyas been knicking my make up again

Grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just do what I do best and just annoy people

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ooh I'll be the slightly crazy old aunt who's got 12 cats and knits everyone scarfs and reminisces about the stuff I used to get up to 'when I was young'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So a brother then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just do what I do best and just annoy people

You & Tosh are definitely like the dad's hot friends...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are you in the fab family.?

Are you Mam..Dad or feel like a long lost cousin.?

Were between long lost cousin and nosey neighbour

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I'm a daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a brother then

Long lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll be the slightly crazy old aunt who's got 12 cats and knits everyone scarfs and reminisces about the stuff I used to get up to 'when I was young'

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hope you don't take yer knitting needles on planes one guy here would be scared of you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think we should get the poster of the bird playing tennis with no knickers on ... That would look good in in the lounge

.... Grandad out of Mrs browns boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums.

mum mum zoyas been knicking my make up again

Tell her you've got a cold sore and she's gonna get HERPES!!!!!

( stopped my sister pinching my lippies when younger)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll be the slightly crazy old aunt who's got 12 cats and knits everyone scarfs and reminisces about the stuff I used to get up to 'when I was young'

hope you don't take yer knitting needles on planes one guy here would be scared of you

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spits tea out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums.

mum mum zoyas been knicking my make up again

Tell her you've got a cold sore and she's gonna get HERPES!!!!!

( stopped my sister pinching my lippies when younger)

Genius...thanks mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret Fabster horny uncle and slightly naughty dad. But definitely no nosey neighbor. Live an let live!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums.

mum mum zoyas been knicking my make up again

Tell her you've got a cold sore and she's gonna get HERPES!!!!!

( stopped my sister pinching my lippies when younger)

Genius...thanks mum

Won't work I get em too so ner ner nerrrr

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

I'll be the really quiet sister who every one thinks butter wouldn't melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums.

mum mum zoyas been knicking my make up again

Tell her you've got a cold sore and she's gonna get HERPES!!!!!

( stopped my sister pinching my lippies when younger)

Genius...thanks mum

Won't work I get em too so ner ner nerrrr"

........ or spots ........ they're contagious aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the really quiet sister who every one thinks butter wouldn't melt

cough cough .........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh no mums got man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no mums got man flu

No no, just coughing because something went down the wrong way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no mums got man flu

No no, just coughing because something went down the wrong way.

oooooerrrr missus

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

The spinster aunt who only turns up on holidays, dispensing wisdom, whether asked for or not, who eats too much before passing out in front of the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the black sheep of the family.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

if only our family knew about this side of our life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the cheeky Irish cousin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The obscure 2nd cousin, recognised in a 'ah yeah, forgot about him' kind of way, brief 2 min 'alright, what you up to these days' mandatory courtesy conversation before scuttling off to chat to Auntie Nellie about her chillblains and ultimately then forgotten about until bumping into him again around the buffet at Auntie Flo's funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The obscure 2nd cousin, recognised in a 'ah yeah, forgot about him' kind of way, brief 2 min 'alright, what you up to these days' mandatory courtesy conversation before scuttling off to chat to Auntie Nellie about her chillblains and ultimately then forgotten about until bumping into him again around the buffet at Auntie Flo's funeral "

You really are my second cousin once removed aren't you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The annoying little cousin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are the naughty uncle and aunt that your parents warned you about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odd neighbour who lives next door and walks his dog ,,,alot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really are my second cousin once removed aren't you?!"

Cousin Laine ..... is that ... *really* you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unk old uncle

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm just me... No relation I just turn up occasionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nosey neighbour who keeps popping in every now and again to get the goss and add her twist to it .

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'll be the young brother who farts and then blames the dog..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm uncle Tom the uncle nobody really knows because I got grassed up for doing the local post office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I'm the old man who loves to watch ... but so wants join in ....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You decide for me ali. I think I'm the unconventional grandma, the one the kids love cause she's to much of a soft touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ditsy nosey annoying sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the old nanny sat in the corner watching all the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can a be the boy next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the family member people forget about.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

The kind neighbour who looks after all

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ooh I'll be the slightly crazy old aunt who's got 12 cats and knits everyone scarfs and reminisces about the stuff I used to get up to 'when I was young'

hope you don't take yer knitting needles on planes one guy here would be scared of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be a naughty sister because I refuse point blank to accept that I'm old enough to be a forum mother figure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm granny's bad mouthed,badly behaved sister,who encourages the youngsters to misbehave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im the one growing old disgracefully and not arsed about being the one that will show up others in the street/shops/pub by stripping off butt naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the aunt who only shows up to disgrace herself at family do's. You know the one who dances on the table and flashes her pants. That's me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The enigmatic brother who swans around with a cheeky smile on his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch the family hound

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

I'm the pervy uncle who keeps looking up your skirt lol

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm adopted...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

There's no doubt that I'm one of the mums

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've decided what I am, I'm the crazy that will turn up in a ball gown and Wellington's and a tiara

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm adopted... "

I'm disowned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to be a naughty sister because I refuse point blank to accept that I'm old enough to be a forum mother figure!

poke! Ello sis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the aunt who only shows up to disgrace herself at family do's. You know the one who dances on the table and flashes her pants. That's me."

Hold on, I'm just putting "dancing queen" on.....

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Like Joan Collins; sharp tongue and getting old disgracefully

Nobody in the family wants her around but dare not say "no" either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the older brother that never grew up

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I'm the Grannie that sits in the corner with her Knitting and Baileys watching all the Shenanigans unfold..

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I guess that makes me Mary Fucking Poppins!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ooh I'll be the slightly crazy old aunt who's got 12 cats and knits everyone scarfs and reminisces about the stuff I used to get up to 'when I was young'

hope you don't take yer knitting needles on planes one guy here would be scared of you

I know... I wonder where he lives. I could chase him up the street with my needles on a windy day it'll frighten the life out of him

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

This is definitely the best thread! I'd love to have a family with all you guys in it! Lol.

I think I'd be the still-unmarried cousin that everyone's a bit worried about because she just bought a Ferrari and started an allotment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll be the slightly crazy old aunt who's got 12 cats and knits everyone scarfs and reminisces about the stuff I used to get up to 'when I was young'

hope you don't take yer knitting needles on planes one guy here would be scared of you

I know... I wonder where he lives. I could chase him up the street with my needles on a windy day it'll frighten the life out of him

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oh god can I film it gotta be a utube event that one xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ooh I'll be the slightly crazy old aunt who's got 12 cats and knits everyone scarfs and reminisces about the stuff I used to get up to 'when I was young'

hope you don't take yer knitting needles on planes one guy here would be scared of you

I know... I wonder where he lives. I could chase him up the street with my needles on a windy day it'll frighten the life out of him

oh god can I film it gotta be a utube event that one xx

To be fair I think ive got it worse with a 4 year old swinging a light saber around the house!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll be Granddad in his rocking chair who chips in when someone gives him a prod

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I am like Patsy, the best friend, who always turns up late, sweetie, pissed and hasn't got a clue what's going on , so posts random messages hic .....xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are the long lost cousin who no one bothers with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You decide for me ali. I think I'm the unconventional grandma, the one the kids love cause she's to much of a soft touch

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Finally internet back on ,,, I think the tiara abd wellies would suit you

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By *ina75Woman
over a year ago

Stone

I'm the cool young (cough cough) aunt who teaches the youngsters about life !! Feeding them too much chocolate and alcohol then disappearing and getting d*unk with the Dads!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the aunt who only shows up to disgrace herself at family do's. You know the one who dances on the table and flashes her pants. That's me.

Hold on, I'm just putting "dancing queen" on....."

*Checks for pants, clambers ungracefully onto the table, swigs wine from the bottle*

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over a year ago

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