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By *i-cambs OP   Man
over a year ago

March

A woman once said to me "give me 12inches" so i fucked her twice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did laugh at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red.

Violets are blue

Get in the van

Ive got a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come into my van for some ice cream....*cringes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come into my van for some ice cream....*cringes*"

Youve got ice cream!?

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By *i-cambs OP   Man
over a year ago

March

Come on we can do better lol

The same mate told me he has 12inches but doesnt use it as a rule lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think the Yeti is hairy but you haven't seen me yet!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Roses are red.

Violets are blue

Get in the van

Ive got a knife "

And I thought I was wrong in the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You think the Yeti is hairy but you haven't seen me yet! "

"Hands on wall scratch me balls check out tits on that one "

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Longview

Are you wearing space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you wearing space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world. "

You what mate don't understand!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I just shit my pants... can I get in yours?"

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

A girl walked into a bar, and asked the barman for a Double Entendre. So he gave her one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl, Your feet must hurt because you been running through my mind allday lol

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

Also, why are women so bad at parking? Because they've been told that THIS {--} is 10 inches

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By *azzyxMan
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Hi I need directions I'm a bit lost.

Ok where to?

You're house.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Are those mirror knickers your wearing cos I can see my self in them

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