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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right we have all had bad presents at Christmas but see if it can top mine!

I got a large metal collander from my uncle! No reason for it, not meant as a joke a genuine present!

I was left speechless which doesn't happen very often!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Shake your lettuce or wear as a jaunty hat, at least it's practical.

I received a gift pack of Impulse from my Mum when she knows its Pitrock for my pits and mens perfume for pong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" wear as a jaunty hat, at least it's practical "

might do that at the new years day dinner with the family! See what gets said!

You can't normally go wrong with a bit of smellies though! Normally a safe buy!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


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You can't normally go wrong with a bit of smellies though! Normally a safe buy! "

Not for someone like me, I'm fussy and a shit liar. She took one look at my face, took it off me and said "let's get you something else". Bless her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother bought me a gardening store voucher, I hate gardening, with a passion she loves it, considering returning it as a birthday present

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Right we have all had bad presents at Christmas but see if it can top mine!

I got a large metal collander from my uncle! No reason for it, not meant as a joke a genuine present!

I was left speechless which doesn't happen very often! "

There was something on BBC radio about an Englishman who is a priest in the Spaghetti Monster Church and wears a collander on his head as part of his clerical garb. I mid you not.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

That should say - I kid you not. Rubbish auto correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have the colander?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A Star Wars jumper the pattern was a bit loud - I still like it but would have preferred the other one

Also a new wallet when I have got a wallet was s bit confused over that one

Everything else was ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wort I ever got was a maternity dress off grandmother who wanted to become great grandmother I was sixteen at time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have it as I can sell it in a car boot next time I do one

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Wort I ever got was a maternity dress off grandmother who wanted to become great grandmother I was sixteen at time"

Lol she was being forward thinking

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"A Star Wars jumper the pattern was a bit loud - I still like it but would have preferred the other one

Also a new wallet when I have got a wallet was s bit confused over that one

Everything else was ok

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I got a wallet too, which would have been ok but I cent get all my stuff (Club membership cards mainly ) in it...

My randomest present though, is a Black and Brown Shoe Cleaning Kit - from my son's girlfriend.

Cal

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

My hubby has had 2 horrible shirts

No receipt so can't change them so once again his mother has got it wrong and they will hang in the wardrobe with the rest of them

Pity there isn't a swap shop forum where we can exchange our pressies with someone who might actually want them

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wort I ever got was a maternity dress off grandmother who wanted to become great grandmother I was sixteen at time

Lol she was being forward thinking "

Lol she was dropping hints big time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wort I ever got was a maternity dress off grandmother who wanted to become great grandmother I was sixteen at time

Lol she was being forward thinking

Lol she was dropping hints big time "

That's a bit more than dropping hints! What did you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wort I ever got was a maternity dress off grandmother who wanted to become great grandmother I was sixteen at time

Lol she was being forward thinking

Lol she was dropping hints big time

That's a bit more than dropping hints! What did you say?

"

That I was too young but thank you for the lovely gown (in he style of something a ninety year old would wear) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hubby has had 2 horrible shirts

No receipt so can't change them so once again his mother has got it wrong and they will hang in the wardrobe with the rest of them

Pity there isn't a swap shop forum where we can exchange our pressies with someone who might actually want them

Xxxx"

Do you know where they're from though? Retailers expect lots of swop's this time of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years back when I was still with my ex my mum got her padded coat hangers for xmas. What made it even worse was that we had no wardrobe or clothes rail only drawers and my mum knew that. Way to say "I dont like you" lmao

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

A used ticket for a museum. When asked why was told 'It's a souvenir to keep for memories'. Yeah, if you were the one who went to the bloody museum in the first place.....

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Wort I ever got was a maternity dress off grandmother who wanted to become great grandmother I was sixteen at time

Lol she was being forward thinking

Lol she was dropping hints big time

That's a bit more than dropping hints! What did you say?

That I was too young but thank you for the lovely gown (in he style of something a ninety year old would wear) lol"

Worst one I got was a eyebrow cutter from a secret Santa at work

I was raging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wort I ever got was a maternity dress off grandmother who wanted to become great grandmother I was sixteen at time

Lol she was being forward thinking

Lol she was dropping hints big time

That's a bit more than dropping hints! What did you say?

That I was too young but thank you for the lovely gown (in he style of something a ninety year old would wear) lol

Worst one I got was a eyebrow cutter from a secret Santa at work

I was raging "

Oh dear the best secret santa I got was a boss toss it was like a lil gun that u put figurines that most resembled ya boss into pull the trigger n toss em to the other side of bin by end if day I had perfected it to the bin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A business card holder.....great but I don't work anymore

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Wort I ever got was a maternity dress off grandmother who wanted to become great grandmother I was sixteen at time

Lol she was being forward thinking

Lol she was dropping hints big time

That's a bit more than dropping hints! What did you say?

That I was too young but thank you for the lovely gown (in he style of something a ninety year old would wear) lol

Worst one I got was a eyebrow cutter from a secret Santa at work

I was raging

Oh dear the best secret santa I got was a boss toss it was like a lil gun that u put figurines that most resembled ya boss into pull the trigger n toss em to the other side of bin by end if day I had perfected it to the bin lol "

That's brill - though my boss is sound

This year my secret Santa was a Mufc calander

Last year was some aftershave that I haven't used

Year before was some Lynx that I used in an emergency

Year before that was eye brow cutter

Can't rembember before that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wort I ever got was a maternity dress off grandmother who wanted to become great grandmother I was sixteen at time

Lol she was being forward thinking

Lol she was dropping hints big time

That's a bit more than dropping hints! What did you say?

That I was too young but thank you for the lovely gown (in he style of something a ninety year old would wear) lol

Worst one I got was a eyebrow cutter from a secret Santa at work

I was raging

Oh dear the best secret santa I got was a boss toss it was like a lil gun that u put figurines that most resembled ya boss into pull the trigger n toss em to the other side of bin by end if day I had perfected it to the bin lol "

I need one of these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a silver, black and white striped blouse with padded shoulders off my nan in 1980

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