FabSwingers.com forum: Giving Birth

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No where near as bad as death bed man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its 10/100 times worse .. lol have you ever had food posning really really bad well think of that pain 50 times over thats child birth xx get better the more you have , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes but the Sneezes we get are excrutiating

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"death bed man flu"

Is that a new mutation of man flu then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""death bed man flu"

Is that a new mutation of man flu then?

Yes it's the new version, just waiting for figures on it

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"No where near as bad as death bed man flu

hope you make kev(i'll say a prayer for you)

we have two kids.i have'nt felt a thing.

plus the gas and air,was fantastic.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

""death bed man flu"

Is that a new mutation of man flu then?

Yes it's the new version, just waiting for figures on it

ya big girl's blouse Kev!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't feel a thing either being my Aunt's birth partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No where near as bad as death bed man flu

hope you make kev(i'll say a prayer for you)

we have two kids.i have'nt felt a thing.

plus the gas and air,was fantastic.

Never felt anything - was that at the birth or the conception?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To those that have done so- yer a damn sight braver than me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was constipated once must be similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was constipated once must be similar

Hah! yer arse.............with a HUGE pain up it

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I was only going to have one but after the gas and air experience I just had to have another 3!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was only going to have one but after the gas and air experience I just had to have another 3!!!"

Well done that woman!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

gas and air for the 3 boys was fab - but the morphine for the c-section for my daughter - a whole different level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gas and air for the 3 boys was fab - but the morphine for the c-section for my daughter - a whole different level

You're all mad!!!!!!!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"No where near as bad as death bed man flu

Man flu has to be worse! Women like doing the baby thin cos they do it more than once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No where near as bad as death bed man flu

Man flu has to be worse! Women like doing the baby thin cos they do it more than once.

I've never done so and have no intention of doing so- it's too reminiscent of Alien for me ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gas and air for the 3 boys was fab - but the morphine for the c-section for my daughter - a whole different level

i fell asleep/ passed out in the loo thro the morphine i was given in hospital lol had a lovley sleep with my head in the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remember that feeling of relief as the baby comes out and you can relax. Imagine the feeling of realising that you have to do it again in a few minutes for the second one!!!

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

had gas and air after a particularly interesting meeting with a car. that stuff is unbelievable. forget skunk they should sell it on the street. was at the birth of all of my children, a huge up to the girls, if blokes had babies???????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had gas and air after a particularly interesting meeting with a car. that stuff is unbelievable. forget skunk they should sell it on the street. was at the birth of all of my children, a huge up to the girls, if blokes had babies???????????"

If blokes did it we wouldn't have any- I've seen it!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had two c sections was snoring on the operating oblivious to everything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched both my kids being born and I'm not fookin going through all that again!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"No where near as bad as death bed man flu

Man flu has to be worse! Women like doing the baby thin cos they do it more than once.

I've never done so and have no intention of doing so- it's too reminiscent of Alien for me ta"

Me too but i would choose instead of man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No where near as bad as death bed man flu

Man flu has to be worse! Women like doing the baby thin cos they do it more than once.

I've never done so and have no intention of doing so- it's too reminiscent of Alien for me ta

Me too but i would choose instead of man flu

That's why I'd choose manflu as well......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and you all moan about safe sex, well if you had practised it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember my first wife trying to push our daughter out and calling me all the names under the sun so I said to her, "You only have yourself to blame! Maybe next time you'll let me cum in your fookin mouth, eh?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think it is quite good the pain women go through to give birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother nature has a good way of letting women forget 99% of the pain they went through giving birth but suddenly reminds us a couple of weeks before doing it again, Kev the only way I can describe to you how it feels in comparison to Man flu is, think of the worse stomach ache you have ever had X it by 100 add 3 or 4 days of constipation and while you are doing that, hook your little fingers in either side of your mouth and pull as hard as you can lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mother nature has a good way of letting women forget 99% of the pain they went through giving birth but suddenly reminds us a couple of weeks before doing it again, Kev the only way I can describe to you how it feels in comparison to Man flu is, think of the worse stomach ache you have ever had X it by 100 add 3 or 4 days of constipation and while you are doing that, hook your little fingers in either side of your mouth and pull as hard as you can lol"

I find a hefty kick in the bollocks serves just as well.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously I remember watching both of my Childrens births, the abuse I got was nothing compared to the delight I got from seeing them both come out nice and healthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously I remember watching both of my Childrens births, the abuse I got was nothing compared to the delight I got from seeing them both come out nice and healthy.

Aaaawwww- aren't you a sweetie to say so?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously I remember watching both of my Childrens births, the abuse I got was nothing compared to the delight I got from seeing them both come out nice and healthy.

Aaaawwww- aren't you a sweetie to say so?"

Thanks I'm a big softie really just like some fun now and again on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously I remember watching both of my Childrens births, the abuse I got was nothing compared to the delight I got from seeing them both come out nice and healthy.

Unfortunataly the abuse comes as part of the package but you would never give them up for the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously I remember watching both of my Childrens births, the abuse I got was nothing compared to the delight I got from seeing them both come out nice and healthy.

Aaaawwww- aren't you a sweetie to say so?

Thanks I'm a big softie really just like some fun now and again on the forums

I guessed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously I remember watching both of my Childrens births, the abuse I got was nothing compared to the delight I got from seeing them both come out nice and healthy.

Aaaawwww- aren't you a sweetie to say so?

Thanks I'm a big softie really just like some fun now and again on the forums

I guessed"

were all a little similar really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously I remember watching both of my Childrens births, the abuse I got was nothing compared to the delight I got from seeing them both come out nice and healthy.

Aaaawwww- aren't you a sweetie to say so?

Thanks I'm a big softie really just like some fun now and again on the forums

I guessed

were all a little similar really

Nah- no-one's similar to me :o)

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"No where near as bad as death bed man flu

mmm should i bother replying to a look at me thread?

Bugger i already have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No where near as bad as death bed man flu

ya big wuss kev,lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No where near as bad as death bed man flu

ya big wuss kev,lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think it is quite good the pain women go through to give birth.

Couldn't agree more... and it's the only time you'll get away with smiling at her pain without being de-bollocked with a rusty pair of secateurs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when my ex was screaming while giving birth i just smiled and said and you said, i told you anal wouldnt hurt more than vaginal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when my ex was screaming while giving birth i just smiled and said and you said, i told you anal wouldnt hurt more than vaginal sex

...or similarly, "I bet you wish you'd let me cum in your mouth now, eh?"

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