FabSwingers.com forum: Cracker 'jokes'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What exactly is the socially desirable response to people who insist on reading Christmas cracker "jokes"?

A) Fake laugh

B) Fake smile

C) Groan

D) All of the above

E) Glare at them in the hope others will get the hint

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

you have to call them white person jokes these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you have to call them white person jokes these days

The problem is that jokes designed not to offend anyone are, by definition, not funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok option E it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groan!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"you have to call them white person jokes these days

The problem is that jokes designed not to offend anyone are, by definition, not funny "

See Peter Brush - he is completely inoffensive, yet totally brilliant

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Love them. Utterly ridiculous and daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with cracker jokes....the whole point is that they are shit!!!

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By *vonBedsMan
over a year ago

bedford

What do you call Santa who claps..... Santaplause

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing wrong with cracker jokes....the whole point is that they are shit!!!

Most aren't really jokes so much as play on words. That or just damn stupid, "what's the difference between a woman and a washing machine" - err well that's a good question and I often confuse the two but I'm going to start with, one is human and one isn't...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you call Santa who claps..... Santaplause"

Can you see me glaring at you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love them. Utterly ridiculous and daft"

Do you reply to messages that are "utterly ridiculous and daft?"

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Love them. Utterly ridiculous and daft

Do you reply to messages that are "utterly ridiculous and daft?" "

I do actually, shows imagination. Though don't tend to compare my sex life to inoffensive silly puns.

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