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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need just one antidote to all the Festive jollity don't we?

Just because it's Christmas Eve no reason not to have the Thursday Rant thread so, while its good that positivity exudes from all of the other threads today use this one to vent your spleens!

Me?

Wizzard : I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Just fuckin' do one already!! It's an ok song but it's just too much now. Radio stations, stop the pain - please!!

Add your festive or non festive rants here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to channel the peace, love and goodwill associated with the time of year. If not I'd go fucking mental today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting any

roll on the new year.... Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've an empty coffee cup

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No prechristmas rants for Pooch and I , we are just too excited for Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need just one antidote to all the Festive jollity don't we?

Just because it's Christmas Eve no reason not to have the Thursday Rant thread so, while its good that positivity exudes from all of the other threads today use this one to vent your spleens!

Me?

Wizzard : I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Just fuckin' do one already!! It's an ok song but it's just too much now. Radio stations, stop the pain - please!!

Add your festive or non festive rants here

I've just logged on to start the Thursday Rant thread but I've been beaten to it.

That's worth a rant.

On other matters, inspired by Wizzard, Slade. Stop it, just stop.

Please please please radio stations and Top of the Pop's nostalgia shows, STOP!!!!!

Please pleas please Mr Internet, stop letting people download it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agree time to pull out the plug on Wizard

howay man enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cleaner thought it would be good to turn my Desk snowman and snow globe on when I was out the office. The batteries have now run out.

So no lights.

And no bonus for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungover. I heard nothing but xmas songs or Beiber last night. I'm bad humbug with a healthy dose of meh.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6_-S6xm6M9k

This sums up my current mood x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think the lead singer in Wizard is scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inbox full of sales... Go away!

And holiday adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've an empty coffee cup

That is all."

I'm sat in bed and I too have an empty coffee cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had my head shaved.

And it's raining.

And I don't have a hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"It's Christms!!!

Merry Christmas Gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Christmas!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Christms!!!

Merry Christmas Gorgeous

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It is absolutely pissing it down here. Rethink today's plans. Coffee first though, maybe a flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is absolutely pissing it down here. Rethink today's plans. Coffee first though, maybe a flirt

A flirt you say? Waves.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get thee behind me Satan!

It's Christmas,you aren't allowed to rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my office on my own. Bored silly. Still better than the never ending Xmas bollocks out there!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In my office on my own. Bored silly. Still better than the never ending Xmas bollocks out there!!!"

Likewise, last man standing. I'll give it 10 mins then that's it! Work can do one for a few days!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actually, genuine outrage!!

No Turkish Delights in Cadburys Roses any more!!

When did THAT happen!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually, genuine outrage!!

No Turkish Delights in Cadburys Roses any more!!

When did THAT happen!?!"

I didn't know there was in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Xmas sucks ass, and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had my head shaved.

And it's raining.

And I don't have a hat.

At least your hair will not get wet!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've gotta wait another 11 hrs 4 mins until I can open the JD & chocolate orange that I bought for maself

In fact make that 11 hrs 3 mins now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had to have a filling replaced. Yippee Kai Yay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend said she'll come round for a few hours. Cancelled on me last minute saying she's got lots to do. More like it's pissing it down and can't be arsed to travel.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"My friend said she'll come round for a few hours. Cancelled on me last minute saying she's got lots to do. More like it's pissing it down and can't be arsed to travel."

offer to go to her and help.......

it will fill you with christmas cheer

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have nothing to rant about, all is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone say Baaaa Humbug ??

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I just bought two bottles of my favourite wine. If I have to endure Christmas I'm going to do it smashed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is because it's raining and I need to go out to asda and other places. Listening to the wind and rain outside is what's stopping me from getting out of my dressing gown and getting ready to go! I'm gonna do it now, just been psyching myself up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been to elderly neighbours house with present for her .Feel happy now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've an empty coffee cup

That is all.

I'm sat in bed and I too have an empty coffee cup. "

Third cup today....company would be great to have lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually, genuine outrage!!

No Turkish Delights in Cadburys Roses any more!!

When did THAT happen!?!

I didn't know there was in the first place. "

No you're very right! I'm getting my Cadburys chocolate selections mixed up! I meant no Turkish Delights in Cadburys Milk Tray any more!

Outrage still just as real. But wrong confection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday , where the kids are singing and the band begins to plaaaaaay ........ Shall I sing some more ? MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY xxxxx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

DON'T PANIC

(it will soon be over)

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"DON'T PANIC

(it will soon be over)"

Thankyou the Lord!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"DON'T PANIC

(it will soon be over)

Thankyou the Lord!"

Hal-jay-loo-jah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know we all should be full of Christmas spirit but if one more person knocks at my door with a clip board and I have to pretend I'm not home again I'm going to scream

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I know we all should be full of Christmas spirit but if one more person knocks at my door with a clip board and I have to pretend I'm not home again I'm going to scream

Chuggers are really easy to deal with - just say, "Brilliant work, already support you."

They look happy/downcast and go away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know we all should be full of Christmas spirit but if one more person knocks at my door with a clip board and I have to pretend I'm not home again I'm going to scream

Don't, they'll hear you and your cover is blown!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Actually, genuine outrage!!

No Turkish Delights in Cadburys Roses any more!!

When did THAT happen!?!

I didn't know there was in the first place.

No you're very right! I'm getting my Cadburys chocolate selections mixed up! I meant no Turkish Delights in Cadburys Milk Tray any more!

Outrage still just as real. But wrong confection

They do an apple cinnamon crunch now, which is delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Thursday rant is the fact some people are now only just off to the supermarket wtf! If you haven't got it by now it's to late now go home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the lead singer in Wizard is scary. "

Well I guess you don't wish it could be Christmas every day

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"My Thursday rant is the fact some people are now only just off to the supermarket wtf! If you haven't got it by now it's to late now go home!"

If they haven't got it by now it will be to late as there's nothing left on the shelves,I noticed this when I popped in for my milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas can kiss my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr tatts has opened all his presents, big kid couldn't wait!

I've got tons of cooking to do. Dogs are on standby for any dropped bits, kids aren't helping! Bar humbug !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had my head shaved.

And it's raining.

And I don't have a hat.

At least your hair will not get wet!"

Silver linings eh?

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