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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Iv always been pretty accident prone, iv previously broken both ankles (separate occasions) right wrist multiple times, broken fingers and toes, collar bone, all from daft accidents. Today I tripped over the hoover while at the top of the stairs managed not to take a dive down them, instead I crashed into a doorframe, and have spent the afternoon in A and E. Not broken as far as they can tell tho its so swollen they can't guarantee it, if it's as painful in a week, back for more xrays. So what have you guys done?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Left wrist is current injury, so I can't fucking drive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv always been pretty accident prone, iv previously broken both ankles (separate occasions) right wrist multiple times, broken fingers and toes, collar bone, all from daft accidents. Today I tripped over the hoover while at the top of the stairs managed not to take a dive down them, instead I crashed into a doorframe, and have spent the afternoon in A and E. Not broken as far as they can tell tho its so swollen they can't guarantee it, if it's as painful in a week, back for more xrays. So what have you guys done?"
bloody hell woman you want a roll of bubble wrap for Christmas hugs better xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv always been pretty accident prone, iv previously broken both ankles (separate occasions) right wrist multiple times, broken fingers and toes, collar bone, all from daft accidents. Today I tripped over the hoover while at the top of the stairs managed not to take a dive down them, instead I crashed into a doorframe, and have spent the afternoon in A and E. Not broken as far as they can tell tho its so swollen they can't guarantee it, if it's as painful in a week, back for more xrays. So what have you guys done?"

Nothing that bad but the most clumsy thing I've ever done was I was shagging a girl that had a shelf right above her bed. As I came I arched my back and hit my head on the shelf, knocked a load of CDs off that came crashing down on both of us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv always been pretty accident prone, iv previously broken both ankles (separate occasions) right wrist multiple times, broken fingers and toes, collar bone, all from daft accidents. Today I tripped over the hoover while at the top of the stairs managed not to take a dive down them, instead I crashed into a doorframe, and have spent the afternoon in A and E. Not broken as far as they can tell tho its so swollen they can't guarantee it, if it's as painful in a week, back for more xrays. So what have you guys done?

Nothing that bad but the most clumsy thing I've ever done was I was shagging a girl that had a shelf right above her bed. As I came I arched my back and hit my head on the shelf, knocked a load of CDs off that came crashing down on both of us."

That's 1 way to see stars!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv always been pretty accident prone, iv previously broken both ankles (separate occasions) right wrist multiple times, broken fingers and toes, collar bone, all from daft accidents. Today I tripped over the hoover while at the top of the stairs managed not to take a dive down them, instead I crashed into a doorframe, and have spent the afternoon in A and E. Not broken as far as they can tell tho its so swollen they can't guarantee it, if it's as painful in a week, back for more xrays. So what have you guys done? bloody hell woman you want a roll of bubble wrap for Christmas hugs better xx"

Iv been threatened with a roll of bubble wrap for most birthdays/Christmas's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That's 1 way to see stars!!! "

I don't usually have to resort to those tactics to make a girl scream in bed

How is your wrist lovely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Painful and swollen. I thought it was broke because my area looked bent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the last couple of days? Fucking very!

Standard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's a drink on the floor and I'm around, move it.

My big, stupid feet will probably knock it over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never broken anything or done anything major.

Two christmas eves ago though i almost cut the top of my finger off making a pie. Spent thr rest of christmas eve in a&e.

Got out of cooking dinner for 7 though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never broken anything or done anything major.

Two christmas eves ago though i almost cut the top of my finger off making a pie. Spent thr rest of christmas eve in a&e.

Got out of cooking dinner for 7 though "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If there's a drink on the floor and I'm around, move it.

My big, stupid feet will probably knock it over."

You been here before? With that eye pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never broken anything or done anything major.

Two christmas eves ago though i almost cut the top of my finger off making a pie. Spent thr rest of christmas eve in a&e.

Got out of cooking dinner for 7 though

Ouch! "

Yes and it was an ordinary knofe not a sharp cutting one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never broken anything or done anything major.

Two christmas eves ago though i almost cut the top of my finger off making a pie. Spent thr rest of christmas eve in a&e.

Got out of cooking dinner for 7 though

Ouch!

Yes and it was an ordinary knofe not a sharp cutting one! "
usually worse with blunt instruments!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with a plug breaks in my hands

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Look where i am going has saved me so many disasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a drink on the floor and I'm around, move it.

My big, stupid feet will probably knock it over.

You been here before? With that eye pic?"

Yeah. Forgot my password so lost my account.

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