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By *oxy_minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Ok I know I am a bad cat owner but I have a water spray always at hand but....tree has been up since Friday and he is driving me mad by interfering with it since, then there are the present decorations under it that he just will not leave alone.

Now my dad (I know I am spoilt) has just dropped off my Santa bag of presents and is he happy until I have emptied it? OH No! He wants the bag! Understandable...Now he want anything that is attached to the bloody presents! Jesus this is worse than having a kid! No wonder I have the water spray gun lol It's the only way to regain some level of control does anyone else have animals that think they control their environment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a good idea to spray water at the cat in the tree as you may electrocute the fooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" not a good idea to spray water at the cat in the tree as you may electrocute the fooker"

should not of said anything. would of loved see this on worlds smartest cat owners

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By *oxy_minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


" not a good idea to spray water at the cat in the tree as you may electrocute the fooker"

I'm not THAT bad lol

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

You've got a bag, use your imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it some treats nd a hug to distract it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll on deodorant ..... my cat hates it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't even...

My mum's cat gets mardy when she doesn't get what she wants, and she acts up like a bloody toddler.

My parents have this pin sculpture thing, that's set in a frame and you can make imprints in it and it has a piece of tough plastic on the front, and we've had it a good fifteen years at least. Anyway, she was up to no good the other night, jumped up where she's not meant to go, it fell off the bookcase, the corner chipped off, the cover's got a crack right across the front and a row of the pins is fucked. It's fucking older than she is!

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By *oxy_minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Don't even...

My mum's cat gets mardy when she doesn't get what she wants, and she acts up like a bloody toddler.

My parents have this pin sculpture thing, that's set in a frame and you can make imprints in it and it has a piece of tough plastic on the front, and we've had it a good fifteen years at least. Anyway, she was up to no good the other night, jumped up where she's not meant to go, it fell off the bookcase, the corner chipped off, the cover's got a crack right across the front and a row of the pins is fucked. It's fucking older than she is!"

He's already broke 2 favorite ornaments of mine by going where he knew he wasn't allowed, I went 3 days without speaking to him and that is when he realised I wasn't happy with him! He doesn't have a long memory unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" not a good idea to spray water at the cat in the tree as you may electrocute the fooker

should not of said anything. would of loved see this on worlds smartest cat owners "

I was just loving this idea

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I love cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't even...

My mum's cat gets mardy when she doesn't get what she wants, and she acts up like a bloody toddler.

My parents have this pin sculpture thing, that's set in a frame and you can make imprints in it and it has a piece of tough plastic on the front, and we've had it a good fifteen years at least. Anyway, she was up to no good the other night, jumped up where she's not meant to go, it fell off the bookcase, the corner chipped off, the cover's got a crack right across the front and a row of the pins is fucked. It's fucking older than she is!

He's already broke 2 favorite ornaments of mine by going where he knew he wasn't allowed, I went 3 days without speaking to him and that is when he realised I wasn't happy with him! He doesn't have a long memory unfortunately "

Sounds like a man

Three days is a bit OTT though. Me & my mum both told the cat off, then she stropped off and sat in the hallway by herself for an hour... the cat, not my mum. I told her Sandy Claws wouldn't bring her presents for being naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat nip.or felliway plug in.. Will chill him out a bit.

Or sainsbury sell cat laser pointers so you can distract him with that.

My cat used to take quality street out a glass dish, and whack them at the radiators to make a noise!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

.... either ... don't have a tree ... or don't have a cat ....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You have to have a cat

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By *oxy_minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Don't even...

My mum's cat gets mardy when she doesn't get what she wants, and she acts up like a bloody toddler.

My parents have this pin sculpture thing, that's set in a frame and you can make imprints in it and it has a piece of tough plastic on the front, and we've had it a good fifteen years at least. Anyway, she was up to no good the other night, jumped up where she's not meant to go, it fell off the bookcase, the corner chipped off, the cover's got a crack right across the front and a row of the pins is fucked. It's fucking older than she is!

He's already broke 2 favorite ornaments of mine by going where he knew he wasn't allowed, I went 3 days without speaking to him and that is when he realised I wasn't happy with him! He doesn't have a long memory unfortunately

Sounds like a man

Three days is a bit OTT though. Me & my mum both told the cat off, then she stropped off and sat in the hallway by herself for an hour... the cat, not my mum. I told her Sandy Claws wouldn't bring her presents for being naughty "

Mine doesn't honestly give a shit, he is constantly thinking what can I do now to piss her off?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

We have two kittens and no tree up this year.

You cannot sit up 24 hours a day patrolling your tree......so it can do its own thing when you go out or to sleep.

It's a choice, tree or kitty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to have a cat "

A house isn't a home without a cat.

Or five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't even...

My mum's cat gets mardy when she doesn't get what she wants, and she acts up like a bloody toddler.

My parents have this pin sculpture thing, that's set in a frame and you can make imprints in it and it has a piece of tough plastic on the front, and we've had it a good fifteen years at least. Anyway, she was up to no good the other night, jumped up where she's not meant to go, it fell off the bookcase, the corner chipped off, the cover's got a crack right across the front and a row of the pins is fucked. It's fucking older than she is!

He's already broke 2 favorite ornaments of mine by going where he knew he wasn't allowed, I went 3 days without speaking to him and that is when he realised I wasn't happy with him! He doesn't have a long memory unfortunately

Sounds like a man

Three days is a bit OTT though. Me & my mum both told the cat off, then she stropped off and sat in the hallway by herself for an hour... the cat, not my mum. I told her Sandy Claws wouldn't bring her presents for being naughty

Mine doesn't honestly give a shit, he is constantly thinking what can I do now to piss her off? "

But would you have him any other way?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

When I had a cat years ago he would not leave the Christmas tree alone, always wanted to climb it. Woke up one morning and tree was leaning up against the wall, cat must have climbed it in the night and knocked it over.

In the end the solution was to put clementine/satsuma/orange peel around the base of the tree, cat would not go anywhere near it then as he hated the smell, lol.

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By *oxy_minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"We have two kittens and no tree up this year.

You cannot sit up 24 hours a day patrolling your tree......so it can do its own thing when you go out or to sleep.

It's a choice, tree or kitty. "

But see my cat doesn't do anything unless I am in the room! That is why I know he does it to piss me off lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My tree has been met with vague indifference from my cat. The two little penguins that I put on the end of her radiator shelf on the other hand... I found one of them in my bedroom when I got home from work!

They're currently back on the floor having suffered in the mad half hour!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

We have 3 cats and a dog ....

They all belong to my daughter ...

Shes going to take them with her when she leaves home..... she says .....

This morning I found a present in my kitchen .... and it wasnt of the wrapped variety ....

Ive questioned all 4 of them ...but no one will own up to who left it there .. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more I know about cats, the less I want one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister has 4 cats,the tree was up for less than a day before they had wrecked it. A Christmas tree is a playground for cats,we should know better. I was lucky with my cat,she left the decorations alone in favour of sitting in the branches waiting for someone to sit down next to the tree.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area


"We have two kittens and no tree up this year.

You cannot sit up 24 hours a day patrolling your tree......so it can do its own thing when you go out or to sleep.

It's a choice, tree or kitty.

But see my cat doesn't do anything unless I am in the room! That is why I know he does it to piss me off lol "

My kitties are night time meddlers. They collect assorted things.....socks off the airing horse, pens , glasses bits of pot pourri and proceed to scatter their prizes all over the house. It's hide and seek every day to find things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 1 cat I came home one day and my tree was on the floor the baubles where dotted around the house. However, that was the first and last time he ever done it as he knows better cause as soon as I raise my voice and call his name he runs straight under my bed. The wee shite that he is but I'd be lost without him.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

This is the first Christmas in years I have spent without a cat and to be honest I would relish the tree related cat disasters since it doesn't feel like a normal Christmas without them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little trick cats hate citric stuff put lemon and Orange peels n sprinkle juice near the base of the tree it worked on my cat xxx

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

your cat probably finds it weird why a human would want to put a tree up inside the house.. so naturally he's going to find it fascinating to cause havoc with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the first Christmas in years I have spent without a cat and to be honest I would relish the tree related cat disasters since it doesn't feel like a normal Christmas without them."

(((((HUGS)))))

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

My cat is a keen investigator of anything new in the home, whether it be clothes, furniture or decorations.

To all intents and purposes, it's like I live with him, and not the other way around.

He gets away with murder.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"Little trick cats hate citric stuff put lemon and Orange peels n sprinkle juice near the base of the tree it worked on my cat xxx"

Really, I have a small real bergamot tree (lemon/orange hybrid) and on the first day I had it one of my cats climbed it, knocked off a fruit and then played with that. If anyone trys to tell you all cats like/dislike anything you can always find an exception, and usually it is one of my beasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saucer of milk with a bit of rum in. My cat loves it and it really slows him ddooowwwwnnnnnn.......zzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little trick cats hate citric stuff put lemon and Orange peels n sprinkle juice near the base of the tree it worked on my cat xxx

Really, I have a small real bergamot tree (lemon/orange hybrid) and on the first day I had it one of my cats climbed it, knocked off a fruit and then played with that. If anyone trys to tell you all cats like/dislike anything you can always find an exception, and usually it is one of my beasts."

I sprayed orange and lemon juice behind the tv once when mine were going through a phase of messing on with the wiring. One of them was then sat licking it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little trick cats hate citric stuff put lemon and Orange peels n sprinkle juice near the base of the tree it worked on my cat xxx

Really, I have a small real bergamot tree (lemon/orange hybrid) and on the first day I had it one of my cats climbed it, knocked off a fruit and then played with that. If anyone trys to tell you all cats like/dislike anything you can always find an exception, and usually it is one of my beasts."

Lol very true but I used freshly ripped peel so the citrus was fresh not whole obviously n a little juice but all animals are different like everything I spose lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will he just get used to it and settle down? I have this every year where they're like a pair of furry demons when the tree first goes up, but they're over it now.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Mine was a nightmare when I was putting the tree up, but fingers crossed she hasn't touched it since!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The mother in law is allergic to cats so we get one every Christmas to stop her from visiting. The damage to the furniture is a small price to pay to keep the old hag away from our door.

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The mother in law is allergic to cats so we get one every Christmas to stop her from visiting. The damage to the furniture is a small price to pay to keep the old hag away from our door.

C..."

I saw a video on Facebook that cats are scared of cucumbers .

Place cucumbers round the tree problem solved

It was on Facebook so must be true

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Wonder if they work on mother in laws?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My cat is so epic I have a singing penguin to take home for her today!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I just did something something disgusting

I'm eating belly pork for lunch, cat at my side looking hopeful... so I chew some in my mouth and then leave it slightly regurgitated, hanging from my lips for the cat to snatch, which she does.

Pretty vile, huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just did something something disgusting

I'm eating belly pork for lunch, cat at my side looking hopeful... so I chew some in my mouth and then leave it slightly regurgitated, hanging from my lips for the cat to snatch, which she does.

Pretty vile, huh? "

Don't worry... occasionally my mum leaves bits of meat close to tge edge of the plate, the cat then sits on her chair and eats it straight off the plate.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just did something something disgusting

I'm eating belly pork for lunch, cat at my side looking hopeful... so I chew some in my mouth and then leave it slightly regurgitated, hanging from my lips for the cat to snatch, which she does.

Pretty vile, huh? "

Awww bless ur like a mother bird feeding a chick xx sweet

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


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My daughter was like EWWWWW!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Her name is Midnight, for reasons that are obvious. She came with the house.

I wanted to change her name to Enword but the missus blocked it on the grounds tat our small town isn't ready for such post-modern humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat this last 2 years has just happily laid under the tree gemtly batting the baubles, no damage,

(Ex stray rescue)

My foster pup on the other hand is the reason that this year we have skipped on having a tree up, and just decorated the ceiling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got 2 cats and they're buggers with my tree

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't have a tree although mine are good at leaving stuff alone. Except stealing treats all the time.

Buttons used to jump and break things but calmed down as he's gotten older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have three cats and none of them have touched the tree!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I just opened her present early for her... she took one look at her tap and promptly drank the kitty milk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few Lion dung pellets around the base of the tree, he/she wont go anwhere near it again, in fact you'll be lucky if they even set foot in the house

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