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"For me it has to be having renal colic(kidney stones) a few years ago. Ive broken stuff before, but having kidney stones was the most unbearable pain ive ever experienced. " Dry anal | |||
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"For me it has to be having renal colic(kidney stones) a few years ago. Ive broken stuff before, but having kidney stones was the most unbearable pain ive ever experienced. " i'll go with you on that one!!! thought i was having a baby or something!!! | |||
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"For me it has to be having renal colic(kidney stones) a few years ago. Ive broken stuff before, but having kidney stones was the most unbearable pain ive ever experienced. i'll go with you on that one!!! thought i was having a baby or something!!!" Funny you should mention that, the sarcastic registrar told me when i was admitted to A+E with kidney stones , now i know how women feel giving birth. | |||
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"Having to endure an episode of Coronation street." you don't have to watch it but if you enjoy the pain?????? | |||
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"Having to endure an episode of Coronation street.you don't have to watch it but if you enjoy the pain?????? " My nan made me...she is a sadist! | |||
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"Knob trapped in fly zip.!! " OUCH you have every mans sympathy with that 1 eyes watering already | |||
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"Knob trapped in fly zip.!! " I remember a story going round my school, that a guy had done that when his mum caught him wanking over a porn mag, zipped up too quick and caught it in his flies- he had to have surgery on it apparently. His nickname at school from then on was Zippy! | |||
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"another reason for not having pubes...tearing yourself a landing strip is bloody painful!" | |||
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"The trouble with that is when it happens there is no easy way out, what ever you do it bloody hurts... But who you going to call ?? ...." sorry got to say it BALLBUSTERS | |||
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"Getting shot hurt a lot but i would say the nutter who put a fookin big knife through my back breaking 3 ribs has to be as painful as i have had. " By 'eck, it's grim Oop North! | |||
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"Getting shot hurt a lot but i would say the nutter who put a fookin big knife through my back breaking 3 ribs has to be as painful as i have had. " That'll teach you to flog her shoes on ebay!! | |||
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"Getting shot hurt a lot but i would say the nutter who put a fookin big knife through my back breaking 3 ribs has to be as painful as i have had. " You are NOT allowed in her shoe cupboard. You KNOW that. Knife wound goes under 'self inflicted'. | |||
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"Obvious, or great minds?" The latter or you're just too slow! | |||
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"Getting shot hurt a lot but i would say the nutter who put a fookin big knife through my back breaking 3 ribs has to be as painful as i have had. You are NOT allowed in her shoe cupboard. You KNOW that. Knife wound goes under 'self inflicted'. " Naaa this was 20 years ago in the gulf. The shoe room i never go in. I couldn't cope being crucified with a pair of stilettos | |||
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"A calcified disc in my neck rubbing against my spinal cord, along with a ruptured disc pressing on a nerve. It went diagnosed as a trapped nerve for the best part of a year, during which time I tried stretching my left arm out (where a lot of the pain ran down) and tore the nerve and the long head of the triceps muscle. I just wanted to faint but couldn't. R XX" I feel your pain & give you my sympathy vote on that one. | |||
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"Naaa this was 20 years ago in the gulf." The shooting or the stabbing? Arabian Gulf, or local 'Gulf' petrol station in a rough area?! | |||
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"it will be when the alarm goes off at 5 this morning as its half 2 now and im still on here lol " hahaha i've got an hour more than you.......... so good night all | |||
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"I stubbed my toe once... just as bad as giving birth I hear..." That reminded me of my ex-husband. I've had four children: the first normally but I suffered a tear and needed stitches. The other three were caesarian sections. My husband cut his finger filleting fish and ended up with three stitches in his finger. He returned from A&E and said, "I don't know what you made all the fuss about stitches for: I had three, it didn't hurt!" | |||
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"the day I lost my son(stillbirth)!!!! " After two girls I had a son. He was born 10 weeks early as I had pre-eclampsia. After six weeks we were allowed to finally take him home. I've never been so happy: my life was absolutely perfect. Two weeks later I woke up, my son didn't. He was warm but lifeless. I carried out cpr while my husband dialed 999. The ambulance crew arrived and took over, reviving him, but I knew it wasn't good. 12 hours later they turned off his life support and he died in his father's arms. I've never experienced a pain like it: it cripples you. I've never been truly happy again either. 21 years on and there's still a taint of sadness I've not been able to shake. | |||
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"For me it has to be having renal colic(kidney stones) a few years ago. Ive broken stuff before, but having kidney stones was the most unbearable pain ive ever experienced. " I too passed kidney stones - thought I was going to die, in fact death would have been welcome!! Never endured so much pain before or since. Muscles around the kidney area went into contraction due to the pain and I could not move at all - if I tried the pain was overwheming. Never want to go through that again (drink loads of water since!). Some say that this the closest men will ever get to experiencing or understanding the pain of childbirth!!! Then why so many kids being born??? | |||
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"Man Flu hurts like hell. Can I get an amen fellas. " Eamonn Holmes? Is he on here? Best get some pies in. ...apologies in the post Eamonn. | |||
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"Man Flu hurts like hell. Can I get an amen fellas. " Man up lightweight! | |||
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"the day I lost my son(stillbirth)!!!! After two girls I had a son. He was born 10 weeks early as I had pre-eclampsia. After six weeks we were allowed to finally take him home. I've never been so happy: my life was absolutely perfect. Two weeks later I woke up, my son didn't. He was warm but lifeless. I carried out cpr while my husband dialed 999. The ambulance crew arrived and took over, reviving him, but I knew it wasn't good. 12 hours later they turned off his life support and he died in his father's arms. I've never experienced a pain like it: it cripples you. I've never been truly happy again either. 21 years on and there's still a taint of sadness I've not been able to shake." This, and the other post quoted, is pain that no-one should have to suffer. My sister`s only child was starved of oxygen for five minutes at birth and was born quadraplegic. My neice lived for 8 years, a constant battle of physio, drugs, drugs to counteract drugs, long periods in hospital and so on. Then there was the endless sleepless nights for my sister and her husband too. Yes, pain. A different sort of pain, but still pain. It never goes away. | |||
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"A gallstone attack, god it was absolute agony, one of those pains where nothing eases it. I used to lie on my stone kitchen floor and beat out a rhythm with my fists just to try and focus on something. Thankfully Ive now had my gallbladder removed " I may have to talk to you about gallstone attacks because that is what put me in hospital just before xmas... because that was no.2 on my list | |||
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"Posing for my wedding photos." stupidly getting married twice you'd think I'd have learnt after the 1st time | |||
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"broken heart. worst pain of all." Amen to that brother... Although heartattack comes an F'in close second. | |||
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"Having my (mr) jaw broke by a gang ov twats " OY!! you lot, did ya see that!? MR HPC typed something...whats he done with Honey.....why did she let him near the keyboard?....now Im all a dither | |||
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"Having my (mr) jaw broke by a gang ov twats OY!! you lot, did ya see that!? MR HPC typed something...whats he done with Honey.....why did she let him near the keyboard?....now Im all a dither " Nah hes still typing out our introductory message from when we first joined | |||
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"Having my (mr) jaw broke by a gang ov twats OY!! you lot, did ya see that!? MR HPC typed something...whats he done with Honey.....why did she let him near the keyboard?....now Im all a dither " That don't take much ! | |||
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"Having my (mr) jaw broke by a gang ov twats OY!! you lot, did ya see that!? MR HPC typed something...whats he done with Honey.....why did she let him near the keyboard?....now Im all a dither That don't take much ! " watch it you | |||
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"Having my (mr) jaw broke by a gang ov twats OY!! you lot, did ya see that!? MR HPC typed something...whats he done with Honey.....why did she let him near the keyboard?....now Im all a dither That don't take much ! watch it you " Why's that then will you threaten to call me ? | |||
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"I never call anyone hahahahahahahahaha" So I noticed even after saying you was going to and a month later still no call | |||
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