FabSwingers.com forum: Weird turn ons...

By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is there anything that's a bit different that turns you on?

I have a bit of a thing for lisps... I have no idea why but it gives me the horn when I hear/see someone speaking with a lisp.

(Just to be clear, I don't think it's weird to have a lisp, I think it's weird that it gives me the horn!)

Anyone else have one?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is there anything that's a bit different that turns you on?

I have a bit of a thing for lisps... I have no idea why but it gives me the horn when I hear/see someone speaking with a lisp.

(Just to be clear, I don't think it's weird to have a lisp, I think it's weird that it gives me the horn!)

Anyone else have one? "
yes but i wont put it up in the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I should stay out of this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes you should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I should stay out of this thread lol

Go on!!!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh come on ladies!!! Don't leave me dangling out here by myself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands, I have this thing about nice hands, with long manicured fingers!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oh come on ladies!!! Don't leave me dangling out here by myself...

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I cant as it will be used against me later lol

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hands, I have this thing about nice hands, with long manicured fingers!

On men?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Is there anything that's a bit different that turns you on?

I have a bit of a thing for lisps... I have no idea why but it gives me the horn when I hear/see someone speaking with a lisp.

(Just to be clear, I don't think it's weird to have a lisp, I think it's weird that it gives me the horn!)

Anyone else have one? "

Ohhh lord how many do you want?

*nipps off to type up a couple of sheets of A4"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands, I have this thing about nice hands, with long manicured fingers!

On men?

Of course!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hands, I have this thing about nice hands, with long manicured fingers!

On men?

Of course!

Long nails? On a bloke?! Ewwwwwwwww!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands, I have this thing about nice hands, with long manicured fingers!

On men?

Of course!

Manicured as in buffed nails, not biten, no rough skin and hang nails etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

geeks, i'm a geek freak.

if they were spectacles, even better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long nails? On a bloke?! Ewwwwwwwww!!

Nooooooooooo! See above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"geeks, i'm a geek freak.

if they were spectacles, even better!"

*wear *sigh*...i'm not after a pair of tortoise shell lenses that have been reincarnated

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"geeks, i'm a geek freak.

if they were spectacles, even better!"

Me too... and if he had a lisp and is a bit scruffy I think I'd marry him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh love nice thighs...

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

One thing I had a couple do for me, and they`ve posted it on their hard porn site as it turned out so good, was to have the lady in a dress and the husband "modified" it with a pair of scissors until there was nothing left of it. The scenario they portrayed was that the lady of the house had to wear a certain colour dress to a function she had to attend. The dress she chose was her only one of that colour so she no option but wear it. When the man saw it, he voiced his disgust of how dowdy the dress looked and offered to alter it to make it look better which the lady agreed to. The alterations started, then the man got carried away, cutting the hemline way above the crotch, cutting the back away completely, cutting holes for her tits to protrude through and so on until all that was left was little more than a belt!

They said they had immense fun doing it and there was a complete additional film of the out-takes which were mainly of them getting so turned on and shagging! Not what in the original draft!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oh come on ladies!!! Don't leave me dangling out here by myself...

I cant as it will be used against me later lol

Nonsense.

We'll use it against you now.

Spill da' beans, biatch.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"ooh love nice thighs...

That's not weird though... everyone likes nice thighs don't they?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hands, I have this thing about nice hands, with long manicured fingers!

On men?

Of course!

Manicured as in buffed nails, not biten, no rough skin and hang nails etc...

I'm out on three, maybe four counts.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oh come on ladies!!! Don't leave me dangling out here by myself...

I cant as it will be used against me later lol

Nonsense.

We'll use it against you now.

Spill da' beans, biatch."

Ha! I know I know! Ner!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

WOT

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

VA!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*grins*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah, but its what i like to do whilst stroking thighs that might be more 'weird' lol

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"yeah, but its what i like to do whilst stroking thighs that might be more 'weird' lol

Well don't be giving us half a story then woman... spit it out!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I met this blonde Chinese nymphomaniac on the bus.

She said to me, "The weird thing is, I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys. By the way, my name's Diane."

"Hi, i'm Buckie Goldstein"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love to get my head between a mans thighs and use my tongue on anything and everything in between...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"love to get my head between a mans thighs and use my tongue on anything and everything in between...lol

oh, is that a weird kink.....finally! i have one!

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By *vor Bigun 69!Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"love to get my head between a mans thighs and use my tongue on anything and everything in between...lol

I'll be ya test model and im on mi way now!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"love to get my head between a mans thighs and use my tongue on anything and everything in between...lol

I'll be ya test model and im on mi way now!!"

With a cock that size, half of you is probably at her front door already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get turned on by inserting metal rods into a mans penis

Cum faces

Backs/spines

lip shapes

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Suddenly my lisp thing pales into insignificance...

Metal rods? Into penis?

*crosses legs on behalf of the boys*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suddenly my lisp thing pales into insignificance...

Metal rods? Into penis?

*crosses legs on behalf of the boys*

Told you I should of stayed out of this one lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*looks for delete profile button*

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Suddenly my lisp thing pales into insignificance...

Metal rods? Into penis?

*crosses legs on behalf of the boys*

Told you I should of stayed out of this one lol"

Not at all.

But please, stay out of my one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks for delete profile button*"

relax, your metal phobia was noted

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*exhales*

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Suddenly my lisp thing pales into insignificance...

Metal rods? Into penis?

*crosses legs on behalf of the boys*

Told you I should of stayed out of this one lol"

I'm scared to ask... what do you do to women?!

*hides behind hands*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks for delete profile button*

relax, your metal phobia was noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks for delete profile button*

relax, your metal phobia was noted

However YOU never mentioned a phobia against metal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suddenly my lisp thing pales into insignificance...

Metal rods? Into penis?

*crosses legs on behalf of the boys*

Told you I should of stayed out of this one lol

I'm scared to ask... what do you do to women?!

*hides behind hands*

Oh they are unisex rods

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

But we don't have a penis...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But we don't have a penis...

You do however have a urethra lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

But we don't have a penis...

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no but you have a bladder n other stuff lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Which is scarier Dirty Girl?

'Urethra'

'Bladder and "other stuff"?

*suggest running like fuck*

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*suggest running like fuck*"

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

The same morbid curiosity is going to get you a metal rod up your chuff.

While the other one laces your back.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

Ha! You want me to sit still while you poke things where they're not meant to go? Dream on!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.

Now you just scare the living shit out of me!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.

Now you just scare the living shit out of me!"

Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.

Now you just scare the living shit out of me!"

Cute!!!??!!!....How very dare you!....desired effect in the end though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.

Now you just scare the living shit out of me!

Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!

lmao.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.

Now you just scare the living shit out of me!

Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!

lmao."
what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.

Now you just scare the living shit out of me!

Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!

lmao.what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go

Will bring it to the social.x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.

Now you just scare the living shit out of me!

Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!

lmao.what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go

Will bring it to the social.x"
wooooooooooohooooooooooo!!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.

Now you just scare the living shit out of me!

Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!

lmao.what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go

Will bring it to the social.x"

Oooooh can you take me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anything that's a bit different that turns you on?

I have a bit of a thing for lisps... I have no idea why but it gives me the horn when I hear/see someone speaking with a lisp.

(Just to be clear, I don't think it's weird to have a lisp, I think it's weird that it gives me the horn!)

Anyone else have one? "

one what? a lisp????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.

Now you just scare the living shit out of me!

Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!

lmao.what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go

Will bring it to the social.x

Oooooh can you take me too!!

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an engineer stainless is cool if you want me to make you something xx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*suggest running like fuck*

My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!

Great, no need for the restraints then.

To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.

Now you just scare the living shit out of me!

Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!

lmao.what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go

Will bring it to the social.x

Oooooh can you take me too!!

Can feel a new thread coming on;

"Things you wished you never said"

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

I've always enjoyed women's feet. I love women to wear peep toes or strappy sandals. I can't explain it although I discovered the pleasure of sucking a woman's big toe when I was a teenager and that may have something to do with it

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can feel a new thread coming on;

"Things you wished you never said"

I've got this far in life with no regrets... I'm pretty sure that'll continue.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can feel a new thread coming on;

"Things you wished you never said"

I've got this far in life with no regrets... I'm pretty sure that'll continue.

Ooooooh, look at you.

Going all 'leather' in your avatar to try and fit in with your new 'tough girl' friends.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ooooooh, look at you.

Going all 'leather' in your avatar to try and fit in with your new 'tough girl' friends."

Awwww... I'm sure the tough girls would let you play too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooooh, look at you.

Going all 'leather' in your avatar to try and fit in with your new 'tough girl' friends.

Awwww... I'm sure the tough girls would let you play too!

Of course we will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But...has anyone got any WEIRD ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooooh, look at you.

Going all 'leather' in your avatar to try and fit in with your new 'tough girl' friends.

Awwww... I'm sure the tough girls would let you play too!

Of course we will

i'm thinking of aesops fables when the fox invited the hen to dinner...only the hen was the dinner....

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ooooooh, look at you.

Going all 'leather' in your avatar to try and fit in with your new 'tough girl' friends.

Awwww... I'm sure the tough girls would let you play too!

Of course we will

i'm thinking of aesops fables when the fox invited the hen to dinner...only the hen was the dinner...."

That's what we're all thinking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The geeky, goofy look of Javis Cocker.

There is a youngish gent in my local supermarket who is like that, and I think he is hot!

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By *ighnboxCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Good teeth .....A set of perfect teeth.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've spent a good part of today looking at vacbeds!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"geeks, i'm a geek freak.

if they were spectacles, even better!

Me too... and if he had a lisp and is a bit scruffy I think I'd marry him!

Does a paper cut on my tongue count?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"geeks, i'm a geek freak.

if they were spectacles, even better!

Me too... and if he had a lisp and is a bit scruffy I think I'd marry him!

Does a paper cut on my tongue count?

Well yeah... I guess that could be classed as a bit scruffy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a weird one.. get turned on when horses blow down the back of my neck.

So needless to say I don't let em do it anymore! but if a man stands behind me and gently moves my hair to the side of my neck and blows and nibbles down the back of my neck- WOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northern irish accents....yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being whipped with Nettles whilst wearing Flip Flops and Pop Socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being whipped with Nettles whilst wearing Flip Flops and Pop Socks

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being whipped with Nettles whilst wearing Flip Flops and Pop Socks

Pervert

you liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being whipped with Nettles whilst wearing Flip Flops and Pop Socks

Pervert

you liked it

Nah cos can't get the flip flops on properly with pop socks on cos of the toe-bar lol

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"Being whipped with Nettles whilst wearing Flip Flops and Pop Socks

Pervert

you liked it

Nah cos can't get the flip flops on properly with pop socks on cos of the toe-bar lol

The decil, as they say, is in the detail. Besides which, socks and sandals is surely one of the biggest 'fashion' no no's...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being whipped with Nettles whilst wearing Flip Flops and Pop Socks

Pervert

you liked it

Nah cos can't get the flip flops on properly with pop socks on cos of the toe-bar lol

Toeless Pop Socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would!"

Get out you your barred, said in a deep voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toeless Pop Socks

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.. or Leg warmers as they are commonly known!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toeless Pop Socks

.. or Leg warmers as they are commonly known!

Damn

1-0 to you

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would!"

I doubt the bouncers would say no either! Is it just 'bouncers' as a type that attracts you (ie one at a time) or bouncers (plural). Sorry to be a pedant, I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would!

I doubt the bouncers would say no either! Is it just 'bouncers' as a type that attracts you (ie one at a time) or bouncers (plural). Sorry to be a pedant, I'll get my coat

OMG! plural bouncers never crossed my mind before now!!! im going to have to go to a club and be really naughty!

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would!

I doubt the bouncers would say no either! Is it just 'bouncers' as a type that attracts you (ie one at a time) or bouncers (plural). Sorry to be a pedant, I'll get my coat

OMG! plural bouncers never crossed my mind before now!!! im going to have to go to a club and be really naughty!

You must tell us your 'findings' once you have conducted your very thorough scientific survey.

Now, how do I get a bouncer's licence...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well being a door supervisor this sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think its to do with large men being constrained by suits they wouldnt normally wear and their power being conspicuous but under control, if you see what i mean? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would!

I doubt the bouncers would say no either! Is it just 'bouncers' as a type that attracts you (ie one at a time) or bouncers (plural). Sorry to be a pedant, I'll get my coat

OMG! plural bouncers never crossed my mind before now!!! im going to have to go to a club and be really naughty!

You must tell us your 'findings' once you have conducted your very thorough scientific survey.

Now, how do I get a bouncer's licence..."
SIA and will cost you couple hundred for course then £245 for license lol

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"i think its to do with large men being constrained by suits they wouldnt normally wear and their power being conspicuous but under control, if you see what i mean? x"

Yeah, I get it. Kind of like the fireman cradling the baby. Strength controlled.

MrLongLegs - life is all about timing my friend and you might just be in the right job at the right place(ish) at the right time. Luckly Long Legs from now on. Thanks for the info, I'm off to see if I can get a grant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think its to do with large men being constrained by suits they wouldnt normally wear and their power being conspicuous but under control, if you see what i mean? x

Yeah, I get it. Kind of like the fireman cradling the baby. Strength controlled.

Its not all about hot women wearing next to nothing getting pissed as you do get some idiots that wanna fight for the sake of it but hey its enjoyable

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"i think its to do with large men being constrained by suits they wouldnt normally wear and their power being conspicuous but under control, if you see what i mean? x

Yeah, I get it. Kind of like the fireman cradling the baby. Strength controlled.

Its not all about hot women wearing next to nothing getting pissed as you do get some idiots that wanna fight for the sake of it but hey its enjoyable

I dare say, rough with the smooth (or neatly trimmed) and all that. All joking aside there are plenty of muppets out there. If there weren't then bouncers wouldn't have much to do.

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

mine to name two is strong accents and the smell of aftershaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its sexy heels and feet for me! not wierd i know but god they get me soooo hard!!!

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