FabSwingers.com forum: single female whinging! !!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel hard done to though private. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I won't hit your inbox but might as well ask here instead. I tend to alternate between 3 standard opening messages so take your pick from the options below

How's u?

Nice tits, fancy a fuck?

I could destroy you, and I'm gonna make you pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

29 veris must mean your doing something right

Maybe 98 out of a 100 messages are off bellends who can't string a sentence together

Oh and good morning from Mr flossie

Dan x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks dan ...ermm I'll choose number 2 !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the simple answer is you are doing nothing wrong !! you have great pics and a zillion veris !! whats the issue ?????????????????????????

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you need a status like 'a free day, what should I do?'

it makes the whinging more authentic and truly bewildering why men would message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"29 veris must mean your doing something right

Maybe 98 out of a 100 messages are off bellends who can't string a sentence together

Oh and good morning from Mr flossie

Dan x "

tongue in cheek forum post lovely. .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an average of 2 new people messaging a week op. Im acrully happy with that though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the simple answer is you are doing nothing wrong !! you have great pics and a zillion veris !! whats the issue ?????????????????????????"

...I wanna be like all the other "in " women with 100s of messages! !!!... (stamps feet )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch has 100 new messages a day ,, I think I am just his PA

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the simple answer is you are doing nothing wrong !! you have great pics and a zillion veris !! whats the issue ?????????????????????????

...I wanna be like all the other "in " women with 100s of messages! !!!... (stamps feet )

didn't realise it was tongue in cheek

I,m not getting 100,s either !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you need a status like 'a free day, what should I do?'

it makes the whinging more authentic and truly bewildering why men would message

great advice. ...I'm on it. .status up! !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pooch has 100 new messages a day ,, I think I am just his PA

Lol

so I need a dog do I?

xxxlol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pooch has 100 new messages a day ,, I think I am just his PA

Lol

so I need a dog do I?

xxxlol"

Ah not just any Pooch , an eradiate, interesting, intelligent dog with a PhD and Nobel prize for literature lolol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Be careful what you wish for, OP.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be careful what you wish for, OP....."

yep! !...took less than 2 minutes ..

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I could send you a message, but I'm busy sending messages to the other ladies..

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Pooch has 100 new messages a day ,, I think I am just his PA

Lol

so I need a dog do I?

xxxlol

Ah not just any Pooch , an eradiate, interesting, intelligent dog with a PhD and Nobel prize for literature lolol

He just rolled his eyes at your use of lolol didn't he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could send you a message, but I'm busy sending messages to the other ladies..

carry on the good work

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"you need a status like 'a free day, what should I do?'

it makes the whinging more authentic and truly bewildering why men would message

great advice. ...I'm on it. .status up! !!

And she did too. Go girl. Let the mail mountain commence......

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

has it worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep. ...had oodles of messages asking for a fuck and the like ..!! It's worked! ! I now feel like a real fab woman! !!...the relief

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Change your photo to a black silhouette, 2 line profile and watch the fancy a duck messages come in

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Yep. ...had oodles of messages asking for a fuck and the like ..!! It's worked! ! I now feel like a real fab woman! !!...the relief

Happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think that i don't get inundated with messages because guys look at my profile and they can see I'm way out of their league so they don't bother messaging. .. .......( completely ignoring the fact that my profile probably scares most into not messaging

)....It's what i like to think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Change your photo to a black silhouette, 2 line profile and watch the fancy a duck messages come in

I'm having a duck over the Christmas period. ..

probably boxing day xlol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had my filters off so I'm contactable for the New Year Awards. My God the messages and the drivel. Can't wait until they go back on again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to think that i don't get inundated with messages because guys look at my profile and they can see I'm way out of their league so they don't bother messaging. .. .......( completely ignoring the fact that my profile probably scares most into not messaging

)....It's what i like to think

I'm going to think that too scarlet

...not about yours, mine

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Change your photo to a black silhouette, 2 line profile and watch the fancy a duck messages come in

I'm having a duck over the Christmas period. ..

probably boxing day xlol"

Sorry typo

Lol I prefer Turkey (but would eat beef)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I have the same problem

Nah pp, the only problem that you have is that you don't have beewbis as good as the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the same problem

fibber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had my filters off so I'm contactable for the New Year Awards. My God the messages and the drivel. Can't wait until they go back on again."

I don't have any filters either. I took them off as an experiment to see if it was true that any woman would be instantly inundated. Nothing changed to be honest so I've not bothered putting them back on. I know this was a tongue in cheek thread op, but i do sometimes think that i must seriously be some sort of troll monster when i listen to other women's experiences on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had my filters off so I'm contactable for the New Year Awards. My God the messages and the drivel. Can't wait until they go back on again.

I seriously don't get 100s per day. ..and if only you were a little bit bi

...your ass was made for slapping totally gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had my filters off so I'm contactable for the New Year Awards. My God the messages and the drivel. Can't wait until they go back on again.

With an arse like that I'd be sending you a message!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Be careful what you wish for, OP.....

yep! !...took less than 2 minutes ..

Mr bleedin' obvious, me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be careful what you wish for, OP.....

yep! !...took less than 2 minutes ..

Mr bleedin' obvious, me.

Miss bleedin sarcastic me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

Idk, me neither!

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By *reakish DesireCouple
over a year ago

Bisexuals

"I've had my filters off so I'm contactable for the New Year Awards. My God the messages and the drivel. Can't wait until they go back on again.

We're genuinely surprised with a bum like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality is much better than quantity

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I can't believe no one has said that you need patience OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe no one has said that you need patience OP

I hear Haribo helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

prob nothing wrong. but to be truthful in my eyes and don't shoot me for being honest. your pictures do nothing for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP what do you expect when you live in Wales

as for Scarlet Seduction, have you read your profile

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By *reakish DesireCouple
over a year ago

Bisexuals

We've done a profile PIC taking inspiration from you OP, hope you like

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"29 veris must mean your doing something right

Maybe 98 out of a 100 messages are off bellends who can't string a sentence together

Oh and good morning from Mr flossie

Dan x "

Nothing wrong with a good bellend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP what do you expect when you live in Wales

as for Scarlet Seduction, have you read your profile

Yes.....but the forum always tells me men don't read!!

Is that all lies too??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

prob nothing wrong. but to be truthful in my eyes and don't shoot me for being honest. your pictures do nothing for me. "

love your honesty sweetie pie. ..and I'd never keep up with you so all is good

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't count how many messages I get aday, it has increased an awful lot in the last 6 months. I have my filters set and non sexual pictures, i get a good quality of messages mostly from decent guys that have read my profile and I don't get abuse so it works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP what do you expect when you live in Wales

as for Scarlet Seduction, have you read your profile

Yes.....but the forum always tells me men don't read!!

Is that all lies too??

:p"

Yep, truth is most women on here get 3 messages a week, all of them averaging 500 words of well thought out individual replies based on the woman's profile. But because they can't be bothered to answer they created this myth of being constantly swamped with mail from males

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By *reakish DesireCouple
over a year ago

Bisexuals

"OP what do you expect when you live in Wales

as for Scarlet Seduction, have you read your profile

Yes.....but the forum always tells me men don't read!!

Is that all lies too??

It may be, well sort of. Mr. generally only makes it half way down a profile, before he's full of wanton desire and the need to send a, fancy a fuck message (that was very tongue in cheek, for those averse to humour).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use my filters carefully.. This time of year theres an influx of newbies who think they are entitled to a shag.

They'll be gone in a Cpl of weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

)....It's what i like to think

I can relate

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've chosen not to use the sites filters... No. I use my face picture instead much more effective at stopping messages..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and I'm bi too! !!!...now that should bring floods of messages in. .I'm gonna be in the 100 message club pdq !I can feel it in my bones! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most women on here really do not think about what they are saying on Profile those who do don't get any hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and I'm bi too! !!!...now that should bring floods of messages in. .I'm gonna be in the 100 message club pdq !I can feel it in my bones! !

well we would message you, as L is bi, and I am a bloke who not only likes sex, but loves seeing L happy. BUT you live in Wales so we can't

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

demographics

although, I don't know any women who receive 100s of messages every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on, that's 2 racist posts I have made in this thread is no one from over the bridge going to bite

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"most women on here really do not think about what they are saying on Profile those who do don't get any hassle"

I am another who doesn't get 100s of messages a day, a very fuckin glad about it

but I do keep getting told that I/my profile is terrifying

If they are scared by a few words on a screen then they would be useless to me as I am so much worse in person

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I don't get 100s of messages a day The messages I do get are usually worth reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some days I get very few, others over 100. It depends on lots of things, like new pictures, if I've been particularly active in the forum, if I've been gabbing pictures etc.

Despite having been very clear in my profile about what I want, I'd say 50% of the messages I get are absolute drivel/fancy a shag/can I breed you type. The rest are lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

We are on the same boat

people message saying you must get hundreds of messages . Little do they know we are lucky to get 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need patience lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Quality is much better than quantity

Lots of quality is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

Can't I just Fab your pics? Going to all the trouble of writing a message seems such a chore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had my filters off so I'm contactable for the New Year Awards. My God the messages and the drivel. Can't wait until they go back on again."

Sorry about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably your tits putting them off. Put a pic of your feet up.....sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

As the poster above said....too many boob shots!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

Can't I just Fab your pics? Going to all the trouble of writing a message seems such a chore.

yep fab away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

As the poster above said....too many boob shots!

I just knew my boobs would get me in trouble one day! !lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

As the poster above said....too many boob shots!

I just knew my boobs would get me in trouble one day! !lol

You mean they haven't before now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn ya filters off woman ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

As the poster above said....too many boob shots!

I just knew my boobs would get me in trouble one day! !lol

You mean they haven't before now!!!"

hmmmm....come here for a slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've had enough of fab! !..where am I going wrong? I mean I read other single women's forum posts and see that they wake up to 100s of messages every morning! !!. What am I doing wrong? ..

Can't I just Fab your pics? Going to all the trouble of writing a message seems such a chore.

yep fab away

Done. Ta.

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