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What is your favourite/cheesiest chat up line?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My favourite tho I am neither very good at chatting up ladies nor anywhere brave enough to use it:

Fancy going halves on a bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M: Was your father a thief?

F: Why? because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes?

M: No,because you look like the bloke who nicked my bike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and have you ever used it/had it said to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your love life is in the shit when your best chat up line is 'Do You have Webcam?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LOL

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

You know your love life is in the shit when your best chat up line is 'Do You have Webcam?'"

Yeah, but do you?

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By *ofakindCouple
over a year ago

Running with Monkeys

Can I have a picture? Id like to show santa what I want for christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You know your love life is in the shit when your best chat up line is 'Do You have Webcam?'"

agreed ...cheeky b*stards.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanners as every time mine and yours meet my nuts get tighter

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Rubber Johnny, or cum on your tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iranian chat up line...

"Did your Dad steal the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?.................

I can't tell; you're wearing a burka."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

splash a very small amount of water towards a girl ( melting ice from a drink just finished maybe) and say "lets get you out of those wet clothes".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there a mirror in your nickers, because I can see myself in them tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you've flattened some grass in your time, eh lass?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You don't sweat much for a fat lass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are cute!"

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By *ighnboxCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Get your coat you pulled"

Q "How you like your eggs in the morning"

Good reply to the crap chat up line is

A "Unfertalized"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue"

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? No? (Pull out yor pockets inside out) Would you like to?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

As long as i've got a face.

You've got a seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one our son used

him: can i buy you a drink

her: i have a boyfriend

him: i have a maths test

her: what are you on about maths test

him: sorry i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Alright, big girl"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"one our son used

him: can i buy you a drink

her: i have a boyfriend

him: i have a maths test

her: what are you on about maths test

him: sorry i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

"

I like his style! He will go far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one I liked was one my best mate used. He approached a pretty girl in a swanky wine bar and asked her "Excuse me, is there a condom machine in the ladies loos?" She said "Yes, why?"

He answered "Get some, you've pulled"

Gave us all a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat...I'm cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funniest was; "here's 20p, go ring your mum...tell her i'll be another half hour"

worst; you look like you could be a right dirty bitch

cheesiest: you ever had a parrot? bet you've had a cockatoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forget the chat up lines...

i usually find 'does this smell like chloroform' works a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i was a kid at the school disco i think my worst chat up line was "err would you errrrr like to errrrr you dont have to if you dont want errrrr but i was errrrr thinking errrrrr would you like to errrrrrrrrr" thats as far as it went i looked up from the floor and she had walked off i didnt even know, ahhhh to be young again lol

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