FabSwingers.com forum: Would you like to watch me strip naked and masturbate till I cums?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you like to watch me strip naked indoors, on the car or outdoors, and watch as I play till I cum, no strings? Birmingham or near

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Whats in it for me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Hands the man a billboard*

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yes.

Where and when?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit early for the Monday morning nonsense isn't it?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh do you like pain? i got a paintball gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Where and when?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Birmingham area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" on the car or outdoors, and watch as I play till I cum, no strings? Birmingham or near"

yeah..on the car?? ok I'll drive..shall i use the normal M6 or the toll thinymajig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ya skates on Sensy...daylights burning. Bit of a hike from Glasgow to Birmingham...but if you hurry.

Chop, chop!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol meant in the car, damn iPhone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you want to be in the chat room, not the forums.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Birmingham area"

I'm at the NEC today.

Just tell me where and when, i'll be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Birmingham area

I'm at the NEC today.

Just tell me where and when, i'll be there.

Wanders in, chuckles and leaves.

Awaits the outcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Where and when?"

Middle of the BullRing, Saturday afternoon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't get onto chattoomsvat the moment am using an iphone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to watch me strip naked indoors, on the car or outdoors, and watch as I play till I cum, no strings? Birmingham or near"

not really

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Awaits the outcome "

I've never heard it called that before.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can't get onto chattoomsvat the moment am using an iphone"

And predictive text?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awaits the outcome

I've never heard it called that before."

Learn something new every day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please outcome on my tits ?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm nah ...it doesn't scan well

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Please outcome on my tits ?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm nah ...it doesn't scan well "

It's problematical, admittedly.

But change 'tits' to 'breasts' put on your best cut-glass accent, and it's not the worst thing you've ever heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you were gonna come and do my Saturday Night fever lounge floor - you havent got time to be wanking everywhere

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I thought you were gonna come and do my Saturday Night fever lounge floor - you havent got time to be wanking everywhere

He would appear to be booked up all over the place - bit of spark work here, wanking off there, and he's supposed to be having anal sex with wenchlette tonight too.

At least one of us is going to be let down methinks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actually I haven't arranged to meet anyone genuine yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I haven't arranged to meet anyone genuine yet "

A slur on my genuinity ( is that even a word! lol)...regardless, you can forget the lube matey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infact I am so affronted, I am withdrawing my arse fucking offer....picks up her dildo and flounces out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Infact I am so affronted, I am withdrawing my arse fucking offer....picks up her dildo and flounces out."
spoilsport.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

So i've frozen my arse off, sitting in the NEC car park all night wating for you, for nothing?

You won't even wank off a wee bit for me?

Single guys. Timewasters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well for one thing I never said I'd meet you and if you'd bother to look you'd see I was straight

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Well for one thing I never said I'd meet you and if you'd bother to look you'd see I was straight"

Well, you didn't say it wasn't for females only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I haven't arranged to meet anyone genuine yet "

bit of advice; never arrange to meet timewasters, they don't show

fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I agree just wish I could find someone genuine for a change

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Well for one thing I never said I'd meet you and if you'd bother to look you'd see I was straight"

Check your OP.

You made no stipulation.

Same on your anal sex thread, hence Wenchlettes desire to give you a good seeing to.

Tip.

Be specific.

Or risk ridicule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd watch the previous poster strip naked and cum anywhere!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I never made an anal sex thread! And I don't mind if blokes want to join in the threads but I never made any claim that I would meet one.... Tip for you read the replies, don't make assimptions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Assumptions

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I never made an anal sex thread! And I don't mind if blokes want to join in the threads but I never made any claim that I would meet one.... Tip for you read the replies, don't make assimptions"

You're correct, you didnt make an anal sex thread, I stand corrected.

That was another dick.

Tip for you, you didnt claim that you wouldnt meet one.

Anyway, i'll let you get on.

You'll have been busy sorting all the replies from single fems wanting to watch you wank off in the car.

Best you pick the winner and do the deed.

Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok fair play you admitted you were wrong. Final tip for you unless someone says they will meet you don't just think they'll magically be there.

I'll let you get on too I'm sure there are thousands of bi or gay guys in Birmingham or Scotland or wherever that will meet you

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ok fair play you admitted you were wrong. Final tip for you unless someone says they will meet you don't just think they'll magically be there.

I'll let you get on too I'm sure there are thousands of bi or gay guys in Birmingham or Scotland or wherever that will meet you"

There are.

But they always want me to fuck their wife as well.

It's a trial, but who am I to refuse?

And fair play to you for taking it in reasonably good spirit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol no worries, good luck and have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyway, any women read this lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

'naked indoors, on the car or outdoors'

I'd watch all 3, tho try to keep from outdoors if it's icy, I don't want to see your bits falling off

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