FabSwingers.com forum: I think I might be..... pt1

By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Feeling just a little bit better but I no its going to be a loooooooong Rd to recovery and may entail a few relapses along the way. Sniffle sneeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling just a little bit better but I no its going to be a loooooooong Rd to recovery and may entail a few relapses along the way. Sniffle sneeze

Well done for fighting it so far. Goodness you're a real suffer in silence type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.

It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Feeling just a little bit better but I no its going to be a loooooooong Rd to recovery and may entail a few relapses along the way. Sniffle sneeze

Well done for fighting it so far. Goodness you're a real suffer in silence type

I'm glad somebody notice. It must be a northern thing

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over a year ago

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.

It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help."

I feel your pain bro. They just don't realise on here the gravity of the situation I was in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bladey - milking this one for all its worth aintcha

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"bladey - milking this one for all its worth aintcha"

You know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.

It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help."

You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bother mate. I tried this one before. Not a fooking sympathy shag in sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your pecker up mate.You've stared into the abyss and come back again.

Women will never understand.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Don't bother mate. I tried this one before. Not a fooking sympathy shag in sight

You could have told me that 3 days ago yards git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There seems to be an epidermic!

This man flu has taken over the country! What can we do?

Is it a measure given of tea and sympathy until it hits again next year?

"New study suggests that men may actually suffer more when they have influenza because high levels of testosterone can weaken immune response" Telegraph 23/12/13

Maybe all the Fab fellows have really high testosterone levels......

I always wondered why my hubby was so "keen" when he had "man flu"' maybe the levels increase then too....

Mwah

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

" There seems to be an epidermic!

This man flu has taken over the country! What can we do?

Is it a measure given of tea and sympathy until it hits again next year?

"New study suggests that men may actually suffer more when they have influenza because high levels of testosterone can weaken immune response" Telegraph 23/12/13

Maybe all the Fab fellows have really high testosterone levels......

I always wondered why my hubby was so "keen" when he had "man flu"' maybe the levels increase then too....

Mwah "

If it does there's no finding a cure on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bother mate. I tried this one before. Not a fooking sympathy shag in sight

You could have told me that 3 days ago yards git

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you needed to learn the hard way mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these guys dropping with man flu should've paid the 8quid at the pharmacy and had the vaccination......

But that would be sensible....

And they're men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you were aiming for 8 threads, how come this is part 1 again?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.

It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.

You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive. "

Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All these guys dropping with man flu should've paid the 8quid at the pharmacy and had the vaccination......

But that would be sensible....

And they're men.

I'd sooner put up with this than have a needle stuck in me. I hate those things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.

It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.

You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.

Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point."

Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All these guys dropping with man flu should've paid the 8quid at the pharmacy and had the vaccination......

But that would be sensible....

And they're men.

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we don't take medication we just suffer in silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bother mate. I tried this one before. Not a fooking sympathy shag in sight

He's way to ill to have sex. He won't be celebrating Christmas either by the looks of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bother mate. I tried this one before. Not a fooking sympathy shag in sight

He's way to ill to have sex. He won't be celebrating Christmas either by the looks of it "
yeah I was too. But reckon I could of just managed a shag

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Thank god you men dont have to give birth ... we women would never hear the last of it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank god you men dont have to give birth ... we women would never hear the last of it ... "
if we give birth. It would be a couple of paracetamol and back to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank god you men dont have to give birth ... we women would never hear the last of it ... if we give birth. It would be a couple of paracetamol and back to work

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can we get you on one of them contraction simulators ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank god you men dont have to give birth ... we women would never hear the last of it ... if we give birth. It would be a couple of paracetamol and back to work

can we get you on one of them contraction simulators ?? "
don't know what that is but sounds kinky. So yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bother mate. I tried this one before. Not a fooking sympathy shag in sight

He's way to ill to have sex. He won't be celebrating Christmas either by the looks of it yeah I was too. But reckon I could of just managed a shag

Lay back and think of England shag

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Thank god you men dont have to give birth ... we women would never hear the last of it ... if we give birth. It would be a couple of paracetamol and back to work

can we get you on one of them contraction simulators ?? "

Kinky bitch

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Thank god you men dont have to give birth ... we women would never hear the last of it ... if we give birth. It would be a couple of paracetamol and back to work

can we get you on one of them contraction simulators ?? don't know what that is but sounds kinky. So yes

Haha great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bother mate. I tried this one before. Not a fooking sympathy shag in sight

He's way to ill to have sex. He won't be celebrating Christmas either by the looks of it yeah I was too. But reckon I could of just managed a shag

Lay back and think of England shag

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well Chelsea but yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank god you men dont have to give birth ... we women would never hear the last of it ... if we give birth. It would be a couple of paracetamol and back to work

can we get you on one of them contraction simulators ?? don't know what that is but sounds kinky. So yes

Haha great minds

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Perv

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"All these guys dropping with man flu should've paid the 8quid at the pharmacy and had the vaccination......

But that would be sensible....

And they're men.

I'd sooner put up with this than have a needle stuck in me. I hate those things."

You would rather a week of feeling shit, than 1 sharp scratch?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Thank god you men dont have to give birth ... we women would never hear the last of it ... if we give birth. It would be a couple of paracetamol and back to work

can we get you on one of them contraction simulators ?? don't know what that is but sounds kinky. So yes

Haha great minds

Perv "

That's ma name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bother mate. I tried this one before. Not a fooking sympathy shag in sight

Injured would work better than contagious....

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.

It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.

You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.

Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.

Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen. "

I had 1 of them this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.

It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.

You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.

Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.

Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen.

I had 1 of them this morning

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you on about the grapes

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.

It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.

You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.

Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.

Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen.

I had 1 of them this morning

you on about the grapes

I really have just spit my tea out. The dogs so impressed he was sat at my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.

It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.

You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.

Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.

Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen.

I had 1 of them this morning

you on about the grapes

I really have just spit my tea out. The dogs so impressed he was sat at my feet

poor pooch

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.

It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.

You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.

Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.

Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen.

I had 1 of them this morning

you on about the grapes

I really have just spit my tea out. The dogs so impressed he was sat at my feet

poor pooch "

I've told him it was all your falt he's waiting to bite your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you do if I caught Man Flu,

Would you stand up and walk out on me.

Lemsip me in in a mug not a cup,

And wrap me in a duvet or 3.

I get by with a little help from my friends,

I can cry with a little help from my friends,

I might die with no help from my friends.

What do I do when my friends are away.

It worries me to be alone

How do I feel by the end of the day

Emergency can't get to the phone

Got man Flu this might be the end

I might Die if I don't tell my friends

God I need somebody

I need someone to care

Could it be anybody

Got lots of sneezes to share

To the tune of Get by with a little help from my friends

Glad to see you made it through Bladey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.

It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.

You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.

Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.

Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen.

I had 1 of them this morning

you on about the grapes

I really have just spit my tea out. The dogs so impressed he was sat at my feet

poor pooch

I've told him it was all your falt he's waiting to bite your arse

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oi not my fault you didn't put your goggles on before you read my offer of grapes

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Oh boys....There was I looking forward to the post funeral party

xxxx

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"What would you do if I caught Man Flu,

Would you stand up and walk out on me.

Lemsip me in in a mug not a cup,

And wrap me in a duvet or 3.

I get by with a little help from my friends,

I can cry with a little help from my friends,

I might die with no help from my friends.

What do I do when my friends are away.

It worries me to be alone

How do I feel by the end of the day

Emergency can't get to the phone

Got man Flu this might be the end

I might Die if I don't tell my friends

God I need somebody

I need someone to care

Could it be anybody

Got lots of sneezes to share

To the tune of Get by with a little help from my friends

Glad to see you made it through Bladey"

Classic

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