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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi is it just me or does anyone else lose one sock when the washing has finished ???

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Always. We are convinced there is a sock eating monster in the drier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a good idea to check trouser legs n jumper sleeves n are u sure u put both in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 spare (ladies) socks in my possession. One pair I know who left them behind but the other one is a mystery.

I put such items in my "lost property" box along with two bras, several pairs of undies, a pair of 5" black patent heels (size 4), random earrings, stockings etc....

Just realised that kinda sounds like folks are in a hurry to leave....shot myself in the foot there?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

put them in a pillow case to wash, they'll still be there when you take them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 3 spare (ladies) socks in my possession. One pair I know who left them behind but the other one is a mystery.

I put such items in my "lost property" box along with two bras, several pairs of undies, a pair of 5" black patent heels (size 4), random earrings, stockings etc....

Just realised that kinda sounds like folks are in a hurry to leave....shot myself in the foot there?"

Sounds more a serial killer collecting trophies from his victims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 3 spare (ladies) socks in my possession. One pair I know who left them behind but the other one is a mystery.

I put such items in my "lost property" box along with two bras, several pairs of undies, a pair of 5" black patent heels (size 4), random earrings, stockings etc....

Just realised that kinda sounds like folks are in a hurry to leave....shot myself in the foot there?"

Noooo doesn't sound weird at all.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 3 spare (ladies) socks in my possession. One pair I know who left them behind but the other one is a mystery.

I put such items in my "lost property" box along with two bras, several pairs of undies, a pair of 5" black patent heels (size 4), random earrings, stockings etc....

Just realised that kinda sounds like folks are in a hurry to leave....shot myself in the foot there?

Noooo doesn't sound weird at all.....

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Good evening scarlet ltns.. hope your well.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I end up buying more new ones from primark as its cheaper and less hassle to try and sort them out

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

It is under EU Directive No. DOM384/62/68/96 page 163, Clause 457, Section 34, sub-section 17, part d(1), which clearly states;

"Appliances manufactured for the provision and use by any such person or persons so resident within the European Union member countries required to carry out, either now or at some point in the future, such tasks as laundering of items for adornment upon such person or persons as those items may be laundered for, shall be so designed and manufactured such that the automatic consumption, and henceforth disappearance, of exactly 1 half of 1 pair of ankle high cotton (or other similar material) slip over footwear not able to be pulled up such that toes are completely showing ( commonly known as 'socks') shall be afforded within such use of such designed and so manufactured appliances."

If I remember correctly it was put in to the Directive as a direct result of lobbying by the consortium of Albanian sick manufacturing industries, as they thought that making more efficient washing machines would lead to longer lasting socks, and therefore destroy their sock manufacturing industry.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

This never happens to me.

Is my machine faulty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah if i can just find one sock i just use it as my new wank sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always buy the same color socks sorted

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"It is under EU Directive No. DOM384/62/68/96 page 163, Clause 457, Section 34, sub-section 17, part d(1), which clearly states;

"Appliances manufactured for the provision and use by any such person or persons so resident within the European Union member countries required to carry out, either now or at some point in the future, such tasks as laundering of items for adornment upon such person or persons as those items may be laundered for, shall be so designed and manufactured such that the automatic consumption, and henceforth disappearance, of exactly 1 half of 1 pair of ankle high cotton (or other similar material) slip over footwear not able to be pulled up such that toes are completely showing ( commonly known as 'socks') shall be afforded within such use of such designed and so manufactured appliances."

If I remember correctly it was put in to the Directive as a direct result of lobbying by the consortium of Albanian sick manufacturing industries, as they thought that making more efficient washing machines would lead to longer lasting socks, and therefore destroy their sock manufacturing industry. "

That's proper funny btw

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Is there a one legged geezer uses your laundrette?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Always. We are convinced there is a sock eating monster in the drier."

My sock eating monster is bulimic. Socks disappear in one wash and appear in the next

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I have 3 spare (ladies) socks in my possession. One pair I know who left them behind but the other one is a mystery.

I put such items in my "lost property" box along with two bras, several pairs of undies, a pair of 5" black patent heels (size 4), random earrings, stockings etc....

Just realised that kinda sounds like folks are in a hurry to leave....shot myself in the foot there?"

Lost property box! I used to have one of these. It had a watch, 2 e-cig cartridges, a pair of boxers, a belt and a few pennies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Remember swap shop ?? Lets do sock swap i got 3 black socks needing a home . Who wants to trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one black one with white n pink snowflake on I'll swap u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the same monster that eats all the teaspoons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmm have you got a bart Simpson one please ive got a set of snowflake socks already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got family guy haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ahh match im missing one of them .. what are you asking for it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U got spongebob haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No chance im keeping those bad boys but i got scooby doo x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"It's the same monster that eats all the teaspoons"

That's a different one, that one doesn't go in the washing machine.

That one really is a little bugger

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By *elsiemarieWoman
over a year ago

melton mowbray

I have a bag full! This is what happens when you have children and I never check they go in the machine together so they could be anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww meanie I need a pink panther one too if that's better xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

We've got some serious sock un-porn going on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nylon or cotton??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Panther one is a deal yeah xx sock porn is good for a Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BTW think I found ur stocking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we used to have a bag of them in the airing cupboard - when kids left to go to uni - rooms were emptied and tidied - some pairs were found - some never were so they got chucked - only for other sock to appear a few weeks later - somebody or something definitely is taking the piss here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panther one is a deal yeah xx sock porn is good for a Sunday "

Sweet ... Courier or first-class lol???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Carrier pigeon im skint lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but someone ate it on a Burger last night lol

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