FabSwingers.com forum: Lost Car keys

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can any body help need some ideas of where to look I can't find them anywhere

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

On the end of your knob?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what a place to keep your keys TBH I've not looked there for a while will look now and post back in a second

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

In the bowl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not on the end of my cock and the bowl is empty at the minute

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Last place you left them ......

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

I can open your car with my 'carkey coloured trousers' if that's any help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last place you left them ......

in the bowl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can open your car with my 'carkey coloured trousers' if that's any help

yeah they need to be corduroy tho

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Last place you left them ......

in the bowl"

Who's have you got now ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it's just a key ring with no keys on X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hell of a party I wouldn't mind but it's keyless entry to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried whistling them ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

can't whistle wait I'll put the kettle on that whistles at boiling point 5 mins

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

In the fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok let me know .. hope it helps otherwise try stepping on the cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the fridge?"

Nope even checked the biscuit barrel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

all the pussy left last night landscape but I do have a tropical fish tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread bin??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bread bin??"

Nothing but a crusty loaf and some crumpet so not all bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the car?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tropical fish might work as they might be in a pinapple under the sea ashley

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about the car?? Lol"

bread bin not Biffa bin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tropical fish might work as they might be in a pinapple under the sea ashley

fair one I'll ask my mate Patrick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under the bed is normally where most things end up lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Under the bed is normally where most things end up lol x"

My beds flush to the floor saves on the recoil.

Come on guys some ones playing me up here

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I lost my home and car keys last week - they've still not turned up and using my neighbours set. A nuisance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I lost my home and car keys last week - they've still not turned up and using my neighbours set. A nuisance!"

fair play to your neighbour for having a set of houses

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

You've put them on the side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kitchen side ?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Kitchen side ?"
No you know the side side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can any body help need some ideas of where to look I can't find them anywhere"

back of the bed ? pub ? mates house ? down the side of the chair sofa etc ,,,, wher you out last night and wrecked ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitchen side ?No you know the side side

kitchen worktop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

do people tend to have a place that's random

they tend to leave things. Iam forever running about the house looking for things. Once my house mate put my bank card in a lunch box full of water and froze it the little shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them a ring

See if they answer

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Are they up someone's bottom?

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Still in the car..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Once my house mate put my bank card in a lunch box full of water and froze it the little shit "

Funny little shit

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"what a place to keep your keys TBH I've not looked there for a while will look now and post back in a second "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give them a ring

See if they answer"

what you think they will have their own key tone xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitchen side ?No you know the side side

like a side of beef

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can any body help need some ideas of where to look I can't find them anywhere

back of the bed ? pub ? mates house ? down the side of the chair sofa etc ,,,, wher you out last night and wrecked ? "

Hells yesssss

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Last time I found a man's missing keys they were in the airing cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was once this bloke came to my place of work , the mornign after the night before , had lost his whole car , i parked it out here went to the pub and now its gone , hed went one pub , then returned for his car to go to another and so on , completely lost track of where he had put his car ,,,, wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last time I found a man's missing keys they were in the airing cupboard."

God he must have been good for you to stop him leaving by hiding them there...

I normally just time the woman up in the airing cupboard x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time I found a man's missing keys they were in the airing cupboard."

what on earth was he doing in the airing cupboard ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

So you didn't drive last night?

Where was the last place you went to in the car and came home?

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

In a shoe

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Kitchen side ?No you know the side side

kitchen worktop

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Not that side the other side you know the side where you all ways end up putting things on but if they are not on that side try another side

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Last time I found a man's missing keys they were in the airing cupboard.

God he must have been good for you to stop him leaving by hiding them there...

I normally just time the woman up in the airing cupboard x"

He put them there. I just had to do his thinking for him thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was once this bloke came to my place of work , the mornign after the night before , had lost his whole car , i parked it out here went to the pub and now its gone , hed went one pub , then returned for his car to go to another and so on , completely lost track of where he had put his car ,,,, wow "

you would believe how much I've heard of this have you seen like all the lost cars of the Middle East lol like ferraris etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitchen side ?No you know the side side

kitchen worktop

Not that side the other side you know the side where you all ways end up putting things on but if they are not on that side try another side

Ahhhhhh the SIDE SIDE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a shoe"

I wear crocs I'd see right through them x

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

There still in the bowel at the swapping party there was an odd number your,s were left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I lost my home and car keys last week - they've still not turned up and using my neighbours set. A nuisance!

fair play to your neighbour for having a set of houses "

I thought of someone reading ambiguity into that as I wrote it - it didn't take long

Today is more stressful, as going away from a few weeks, and keys still not found.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Crocs!

He does it's shocking

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I was actually trying to help

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"There still in the bowel at the swapping party there was an odd number your,s were left "

Pockets, down the sofa, under that pile of papers?

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

If you look in the last place first you'll find them a lot sooner.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Kitchen side ?No you know the side side

kitchen worktop

Not that side the other side you know the side where you all ways end up putting things on but if they are not on that side try another side

Ahhhhhh the SIDE SIDE"
You got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There still in the bowel at the swapping party there was an odd number your,s were left "

Always makes me chuckle when people get bowls and bowels mixed up

Someone did mention they may be up a bum somewhere

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Jill was looking for my belt this morning looked everywhere in the bedroom and the wardrobe she said then I found it in her side of the wardrobe hanging with her belts . So if a woman moved the keys they could be anywhere ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There still in the bowel at the swapping party there was an odd number your,s were left "

hope their not in any ones bowel that's some serious SAW 7 shit lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crocs!

Ahhhh hahah as if they are only suitable for surgeons xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was actually trying to help

Iam only teasing sexy ladie no offence intended just giggles here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jill was looking for my belt this morning looked everywhere in the bedroom and the wardrobe she said then I found it in her side of the wardrobe hanging with her belts . So if a woman moved the keys they could be anywhere ?"

Lion the witch and the wardrobe style hahah...

Got to love a woman's good intentions of picking things up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There still in the bowel at the swapping party there was an odd number your,s were left

Always makes me chuckle when people get bowls and bowels mixed up

Someone did mention they may be up a bum somewhere

oh yesss

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I was actually trying to help

Iam only teasing sexy ladie no offence intended just giggles here

Ok, so answer my question then

Where did you last go in the car that you cam home from?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No chance of losing your phone though

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Someone did mention they may be up a bum somewhere

I sure did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was actually trying to help

Iam only teasing sexy ladie no offence intended just giggles here

Ok, so answer my question then

Where did you last go in the car that you cam home from?

Oooo I went from

mine to my friends then we all went to xtasias foam party...

Maybe their in the remanance of the bubbles

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

And you drove to Xtasia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try looking in Holland.

My car keys ended up there after a good friend was standing over. Picked his keys and mind up off the coffee table and took them home.

He came back with them a week later with said keys and a kg of Belgium chocolates.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you drove to Xtasia?"

Nope but it's a mans thing the thre checks

wallet

phone

keys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you drove to Xtasia?

Nope but it's a mans thing the thre checks

wallet

phone

keys "

THREE

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

And when did the last man check check out correctly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obv half a bottle of vodka in by the looks of things x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Did you check them and take all 3 to Xstasia?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe my check was alcoholicaly challenged x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Have you called the club, check your locker?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahhhh I've not really lost my keys was just a bit of fun to keep the Sunday fun day running X But all the help is much appreciated x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You bugger, I was really trying to help

Spanked arse when I get my hands on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind- cheeky bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you checked every pocket of every single pair of trousers and jackets in your wardrobe???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You bugger, I was really trying to help

Spanked arse when I get my hands on you

ahahah laughing out loud xx made my day and spank away miss xx hope you have a flogger x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never mind- cheeky bugger!"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You bugger, I was really trying to help

Spanked arse when I get my hands on you

ahahah laughing out loud xx made my day and spank away miss xx hope you have a flogger x"

I'll get one just for you. Or continue with my fly swat, as that hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He seems to have quite a high pain thresh-hold as I recall!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You bugger, I was really trying to help

Spanked arse when I get my hands on you

ahahah laughing out loud xx made my day and spank away miss xx hope you have a flogger x

I'll get one just for you. Or continue with my fly swat, as that hurts

bites lip cock twitches x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He seems to have quite a high pain thresh-hold as I recall!"

Depends if your referring to being stapled at effrenata. electrics at flirts or floggings at xtasias xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Oooo electrics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo electrics

ohhhh yes god electrics turn me on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He seems to have quite a high pain thresh-hold as I recall!

Depends if your referring to being stapled at effrenata. electrics at flirts or floggings at xtasias xx"

Nope just having your chest slapped in Cheekys kitchen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He seems to have quite a high pain thresh-hold as I recall!

Depends if your referring to being stapled at effrenata. electrics at flirts or floggings at xtasias xx

Nope just having your chest slapped in Cheekys kitchen!

Ahaha ohhhhhhh Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He seems to have quite a high pain thresh-hold as I recall!

Depends if your referring to being stapled at effrenata. electrics at flirts or floggings at xtasias xx

Nope just having your chest slapped in Cheekys kitchen!

Ahaha ohhhhhhh Hello

Mwah!

Good foam party then?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Electrics is fooking awesome X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He seems to have quite a high pain thresh-hold as I recall!

Depends if your referring to being stapled at effrenata. electrics at flirts or floggings at xtasias xx

Nope just having your chest slapped in Cheekys kitchen!

Ahaha ohhhhhhh Hello

Mwah!

Good foam party then?

oh yes very very good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitchen top drawer ?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Ahhhh I've not really lost my keys was just a bit of fun to keep the Sunday fun day running X But all the help is much appreciated x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitchen top drawer ? "

Aww sorry sassy the game is up I was just being a naughty man I haven't really lost my keys xx

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